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7 different types of extraterrestrials(Read 16632 times)
Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #30 on: July 24, 2009, 12:38:48 AM
No Fyre. Riley has visited with these different races of Aliens and is their representative here on earth.

Which one did you vote for ?
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #31 on: July 24, 2009, 01:05:18 AM
Targzissians, of course. They're obviously reptilian, you know...
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #32 on: July 24, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
No Fyre. Riley has visited with these different races of Aliens and is their representative here on earth.

He hasn't been to my house, yet...

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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #33 on: July 25, 2009, 04:37:40 AM
You really need to fix the sense of humor on these HF bots of yours, Zoomie.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #34 on: July 25, 2009, 09:17:24 AM
This is what drugs do.

This is your future, Dylan.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #35 on: July 26, 2009, 12:39:05 AM
Yeppers.

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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #36 on: July 26, 2009, 12:40:37 AM
You really need to fix the sense of humor on these HF bots of yours, Zoomie.

i'll try to be funnier.  Sheesh...

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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #37 on: July 26, 2009, 01:16:41 AM
Understatement of the year.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #38 on: July 26, 2009, 05:13:39 AM
When I'm on my period, I sometimes think that what comes out of me is alien.  Does that count?



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #39 on: July 28, 2009, 12:33:31 AM
I'll bet at least some of what comes into you is alien as well.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #40 on: July 28, 2009, 06:35:55 PM
hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #41 on: July 29, 2009, 01:23:39 AM
ZOMG SECKSHUAL JOKES ARE TEH FUNNEH!!!!
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #42 on: July 30, 2009, 03:39:20 AM
I wonder what it'd be like to have sex with an alien.  Do you think it would have three dongs?  That would blow my mind.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #43 on: July 30, 2009, 03:50:14 AM
I hear fucking dolphins is awesome.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #44 on: August 04, 2009, 04:27:49 PM
I'm so sure exactly about how sex works with aliens or tht it matches the same as with humans or dolphins.  Ive had sex with other humans but never with any other creature.

It is important to remember the benevolence of my higher outerworldly friends.  From stories Ive been hearing from others from my show and in emails that now perhaps the same aliens are apparently giving humans a series of intelligence tests in a simulation of their home town. A short Twilight Zoneish story with a convincing rural setting, a strong element of mystery, a back-story that's revealed over the course of the game, and a tricky double twist ending. It is possible to lock yourself out of victory by solving a certain puzzle too soon much like in real life.



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #45 on: August 04, 2009, 07:16:25 PM
OK You just blew it. The real Riley Martin has several hybrid children with  at least two other species. A REAL Riley Martin fan would have known that.

You had a nice run now fuck off, Dave.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #46 on: August 05, 2009, 12:38:45 AM
ZOMG SECKSHUAL JOKES ARE TEH FUNNEH!!!!

Yeah, right.

i don't see anyone putting them in that FAB Joke Thread...

rofl
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #47 on: August 05, 2009, 12:49:35 AM
I'm so sure exactly about how sex works with aliens or tht it matches the same as with humans or dolphins.  Ive had sex with other humans but never with any other creature.

It is important to remember the benevolence of my higher outerworldly friends.  From stories Ive been hearing from others from my show and in emails that now perhaps the same aliens are apparently giving humans a series of intelligence tests in a simulation of their home town. A short Twilight Zoneish story with a convincing rural setting, a strong element of mystery, a back-story that's revealed over the course of the game, and a tricky double twist ending. It is possible to lock yourself out of victory by solving a certain puzzle too soon much like in real life.

Come ON, dude.  With me in the shape i'm in, the stuff that's ALREADY been done to me, by other human beans, the frickin' birds that FOLLOW me, for 70 miles, the mammals that are beginning to become a real problem, 'cuz they seem to think i either AM God, or i know Him, personally, my hands, that are hotter than the law allows,

and these folks from another galaxy can't feel me?  They've seriously never heard of me?

Send 'em on down!  They're in for the shock of their lives.

Did i mention that i have Hemachromotosis?  That iron builds up in all of my organs, including my brain?  That sometimes, the electricity that i hear all the time, like ZERT's  me?

If they were there, they would know i'm here.  And they'd come to meet me.

They haven't, as yet, but didn't i already give you my name and addy, in these 4-Ds?  (Being extraterrestial, i didn't think they'd need my zipper ~ zip code ~ but, Hey.  The USPS is pretty awesome, and who knows?  Perhaps they'd like to send me an invite to THEIR place.  Let me know, okay?)


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Oh, yeah!  'Cuz i asked you not to stalk me, right? :)
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #48 on: August 05, 2009, 03:16:40 AM
I've watched anime where a girl is kidnapped by an alien and forced to have sex with it.  It's the only watchable anime in my opinion.



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #49 on: August 05, 2009, 04:59:53 AM
I've watched anime where a girl is kidnapped by an alien and forced to have sex with it.  It's the only watchable anime in my opinion.

watch Akira
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #50 on: August 05, 2009, 06:05:42 AM
I've seen Akira and I will refer you to my above comment.



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #51 on: August 05, 2009, 06:11:11 AM
Or Ninja Scroll.

My preference runs to things like Cool Devices or La Blue Girl. Or the mother of them all, Urotsukidoji.



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #52 on: August 05, 2009, 06:16:50 AM
The only part I remember from Ninja Scroll is the part where the warrior chick walks into her bosses room to ask for orders and he's f-in a geisha in the butt.



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #53 on: August 05, 2009, 10:13:57 AM
Ninja Scroll is one of my all time favorites, probably seconded by Fist of the North Star.

I never really liked Akira.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #54 on: August 05, 2009, 03:50:43 PM
Ghost in the Shell
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #55 on: August 05, 2009, 07:29:56 PM
Yeah, that wasnt bad either...

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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #56 on: August 05, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
Stop deflecting! Which one of you was it? Is this like the Eddo thing?
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #57 on: August 05, 2009, 09:43:33 PM
I can tell you this, it wasnt Dave.

I WANT TO BELIEVE!!! that it really is Riley Martin...



Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #58 on: August 05, 2009, 10:16:36 PM
And I can promise you it wasn't.
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Re: 7 different types of extraterrestrials Reply #59 on: August 06, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
Dude, Eddo has to be real.

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