I'm so sure exactly about how sex works with aliens or tht it matches the same as with humans or dolphins. Ive had sex with other humans but never with any other creature.
It is important to remember the benevolence of my higher outerworldly friends. From stories Ive been hearing from others from my show and in emails that now perhaps the same aliens are apparently giving humans a series of intelligence tests in a simulation of their home town. A short Twilight Zoneish story with a convincing rural setting, a strong element of mystery, a back-story that's revealed over the course of the game, and a tricky double twist ending. It is possible to lock yourself out of victory by solving a certain puzzle too soon much like in real life.
Come ON, dude. With me in the shape i'm in, the stuff that's ALREADY been done to me, by other human beans, the frickin' birds that FOLLOW me, for 70 miles, the mammals that are beginning to become a real problem, 'cuz they seem to think i either AM God, or i know Him, personally, my hands, that are hotter than the law allows,
and these folks from another galaxy can't feel me? They've seriously never heard of me?
Send 'em on down! They're in for the shock of their lives.
Did i mention that i have Hemachromotosis? That iron builds up in all of my organs, including my brain? That sometimes, the electricity that i hear all the time, like ZERT's me?
If they were there, they would know i'm here. And they'd come to meet me.
They haven't, as yet, but didn't i already give you my name and addy, in these 4-Ds? (Being extraterrestial, i didn't think they'd need my zipper ~ zip code ~ but, Hey. The USPS is pretty awesome, and who knows? Perhaps they'd like to send me an invite to THEIR place. Let me know, okay?)
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Oh, yeah! 'Cuz i asked you not to stalk me, right?