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If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore...(Read 3547 times)
...FUCKING DO WHAT HE SAYS!!!

LaTreasa L. Goodman
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 05:06:11 PM
... the fuck?

Someone did that on Subway here a few months back for not giving him pickles or some shit ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 09:13:35 AM
Was that the old guy? I remember some old guy calling 911 on somebody.



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 01:35:23 PM
It might have been ...
I only glanced at the article ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 05:43:15 PM
No, it was the black girl who shares my last name.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #5 on: March 05, 2009, 05:43:57 PM
From the Subway thing here?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #6 on: March 05, 2009, 05:45:38 PM
No, the chicken McNuggets one.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #7 on: March 05, 2009, 07:35:41 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #8 on: March 05, 2009, 07:45:51 PM
Ugh I'm so disgusting I'd actually try that. It reminds me of In N Out fries dipped in vanilla milkshake. Heaven!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #9 on: March 05, 2009, 07:47:25 PM
As some of you have experienced, I cook like Emeril but I often eat like a billy goat. That makes me want to hurl.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #10 on: March 06, 2009, 03:05:47 PM
I was listening to the 911 calls she made on Howard Stern ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 06:35:29 PM
Ugh I'm so disgusting I'd actually try that. It reminds me of In N Out fries dipped in vanilla milkshake. Heaven!

Whichever fries dipped in vanilla milkshake is delicious.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #12 on: March 07, 2009, 06:36:09 PM
Not to diss In N Out at all. I wish to fuck we had one here!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: When you uncle warns you not to marry a crackwhore... Reply #13 on: March 08, 2009, 05:32:41 AM
So, uhm, you get no In-N-Out on the island?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')