×

Quote from: 13chemicals
Quote from: bagman
A Kyle-Sasha-Sasha 3some. That's what I'm talking about!
I'm eating a sandwich right now and right when I read this I took a bite, opened my mouth in disgusted gaping awe and the half bitten piece fell out of my mouth.


So, who wants to buy a sailboat?(Read 9868 times)
So, who wants to buy a sailboat? on: July 29, 2009, 11:25:16 PM
In four weeks I will have a Catalina 22, a Schock 22, a Lockley-Newport 17 and a Chrysler Mutineer 15 available. Fresh paint and whatever options you desire.

Peeps is giving me sailboats faster than I can fix them up. Help a brotha pay his mortgage...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 01:26:41 AM
I already have one ...
I might need your help with it ....

I'm also moving this to YOUR FUCKING FORUM, PHAG!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 01:49:49 AM
I'm also moving this to YOUR FUCKING FORUM, PHAG!!!


Hahahaha
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 09:43:40 AM
I already have one ...
I might need your help with it ....


Really? Scratch Philly, I'm still coming to Jax in Oct.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 12:07:05 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 06:45:58 AM
I hate going into a forum, seeing a new post, clicking the link.....then all it is is you saying W3rd...

Don't make me use harsh language with you.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 10:22:52 AM
w3rd.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 04:51:14 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
So, what'd you get?

I brought home a 1975 Catalina 22 on a trailer made for a 30' boat today and already mailed off a proposal to resell it for $7,500.00.  Cost so far: $0

How to make money during an economic downturn.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 06:18:52 PM








And because I rock so much, Captain gets a gimballed beer (or other beverage) holder.

« Last Edit: July 31, 2009, 06:20:20 PM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #10 on: August 01, 2009, 08:57:12 PM
Fuck yo "other beverages", nigga.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Was just trying to be fair...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 01:44:44 AM
Was just trying to be fair...

Yeah, right.

What else comes in a symetrical, tube-like container,

guaranteed to fit, not FLIP???

Hey.  Could it handle a 40???  Or maybe a semi-frozen 750ml bottle of Carolyn's?  <she breathlessly asked, on the verge of ...

Need new drink.

BRB.






<~ is sometimes a MEAN fyrenza!
« Last Edit: August 02, 2009, 01:45:55 AM by fyrenza »
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 08:34:00 PM
man that would look great in by back yard



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
I got one more suited to you and Detroit. Show it to you when you get down this way next weekend.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #15 on: August 06, 2009, 08:52:05 AM
cant wait



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 10:31:18 AM
I'm looking for something more along the lines of comes with a large cooler, some cinderblocks, and some heavy chain. Do you have anything like that?
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 12:14:59 PM
Are you just going to park it someplace or does it have to move? I can get you one just like in the pictures. It floats, but it ain't going anywhere. Cost: Get it the fuck out of where it is and you can have it. I'll even loan you an outboard, with enough gas you can motor it from Annapolis, up the Chesapeake, and up the Deleware. People are GIVING away sailboats. If I don't get this window contract I'm going to get a bigger one and live on it.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #18 on: August 06, 2009, 03:58:51 PM
Nice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #19 on: August 06, 2009, 05:20:48 PM
I'm sorry, I was making a joke about disposing of a body.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 05:33:30 PM
you probably should have posted with an italian accent



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
Oh was this about that Doctor in Delaware who offed his GF and dumped her in the bay about 10 years ago?

REALLY nice.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #22 on: August 07, 2009, 03:08:11 AM
you probably should have posted with an italian accent

YEAH MOOLEY! YOU WISH YOU HAD A SWEET IROC Z28 LIKE ME! WHAT AM I, AN ASSHOLE?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #23 on: August 07, 2009, 10:33:32 AM
Thats it! Not rub some onions and garlic under your armpits to seal the deal...



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #24 on: August 07, 2009, 11:07:38 AM
Hey, not for nuttin, but if you could trow in a large unmarked cooler wit dis boat I would consider it a personal favor.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #25 on: August 07, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
That's the cool thing about Guidos, they do a lot on the honor system.

Probably the only cool thing.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #26 on: August 07, 2009, 02:23:59 PM
Hey, not for nuttin, but if you could trow in a large unmarked cooler wit dis boat I would consider it a POISONAL favor.

FIXED!
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #27 on: August 07, 2009, 02:31:40 PM
Italian American, not Curly Howard.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #28 on: August 08, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Italian American, not Curly Howard.

There's a DIFF???  Thought the 3 Stooges were "Wise Guys"  ??? ...
« Last Edit: August 08, 2009, 10:17:34 AM by fyrenza »
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #29 on: August 09, 2009, 02:55:24 PM
;lksdjvlzkxncv.bzxcvkbzxcvkjbzxlckvhbzx.kjcbvz;slkdh'OEIWHNVvSKJCVBZX'CV
CVBZXCVHBZLKCJVX
CVB'XCV
XCVKJBXCV[
ZXC;VJKBZXCVKJZXBCVKJBZXCV
ZXCKJVBZX
CVBZXKJCVBKXBCVKJZCV;OHWE;GJHsX'CVU'ZSDV
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')