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So, who wants to buy a sailboat?(Read 8945 times)
So, who wants to buy a sailboat? on: July 29, 2009, 11:25:16 PM
In four weeks I will have a Catalina 22, a Schock 22, a Lockley-Newport 17 and a Chrysler Mutineer 15 available. Fresh paint and whatever options you desire.

Peeps is giving me sailboats faster than I can fix them up. Help a brotha pay his mortgage...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 01:26:41 AM
I already have one ...
I might need your help with it ....

I'm also moving this to YOUR FUCKING FORUM, PHAG!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 01:49:49 AM
I'm also moving this to YOUR FUCKING FORUM, PHAG!!!


Hahahaha
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 09:43:40 AM
I already have one ...
I might need your help with it ....


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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 12:07:05 PM
W3rd ...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 06:45:58 AM
I hate going into a forum, seeing a new post, clicking the link.....then all it is is you saying W3rd...

Don't make me use harsh language with you.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 10:22:52 AM
w3rd.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 04:51:14 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
So, what'd you get?

I brought home a 1975 Catalina 22 on a trailer made for a 30' boat today and already mailed off a proposal to resell it for $7,500.00.  Cost so far: $0

How to make money during an economic downturn.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 06:18:52 PM








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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #10 on: August 01, 2009, 08:57:12 PM
Fuck yo "other beverages", nigga.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Was just trying to be fair...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 01:44:44 AM
Was just trying to be fair...

Yeah, right.

What else comes in a symetrical, tube-like container,

guaranteed to fit, not FLIP???

Hey.  Could it handle a 40???  Or maybe a semi-frozen 750ml bottle of Carolyn's?  <she breathlessly asked, on the verge of ...

Need new drink.

BRB.






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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 08:34:00 PM
man that would look great in by back yard



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
I got one more suited to you and Detroit. Show it to you when you get down this way next weekend.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #15 on: August 06, 2009, 08:52:05 AM
cant wait



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 10:31:18 AM
I'm looking for something more along the lines of comes with a large cooler, some cinderblocks, and some heavy chain. Do you have anything like that?
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 12:14:59 PM
Are you just going to park it someplace or does it have to move? I can get you one just like in the pictures. It floats, but it ain't going anywhere. Cost: Get it the fuck out of where it is and you can have it. I'll even loan you an outboard, with enough gas you can motor it from Annapolis, up the Chesapeake, and up the Deleware. People are GIVING away sailboats. If I don't get this window contract I'm going to get a bigger one and live on it.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #18 on: August 06, 2009, 03:58:51 PM
Nice ...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #19 on: August 06, 2009, 05:20:48 PM
I'm sorry, I was making a joke about disposing of a body.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 05:33:30 PM
you probably should have posted with an italian accent



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
Oh was this about that Doctor in Delaware who offed his GF and dumped her in the bay about 10 years ago?

REALLY nice.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #22 on: August 07, 2009, 03:08:11 AM
you probably should have posted with an italian accent

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #23 on: August 07, 2009, 10:33:32 AM
Thats it! Not rub some onions and garlic under your armpits to seal the deal...



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #24 on: August 07, 2009, 11:07:38 AM
Hey, not for nuttin, but if you could trow in a large unmarked cooler wit dis boat I would consider it a personal favor.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #25 on: August 07, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
That's the cool thing about Guidos, they do a lot on the honor system.

Probably the only cool thing.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #26 on: August 07, 2009, 02:23:59 PM
Hey, not for nuttin, but if you could trow in a large unmarked cooler wit dis boat I would consider it a POISONAL favor.

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #27 on: August 07, 2009, 02:31:40 PM
Italian American, not Curly Howard.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #28 on: August 08, 2009, 10:17:14 AM
Italian American, not Curly Howard.

There's a DIFF???  Thought the 3 Stooges were "Wise Guys"  ??? ...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #29 on: August 09, 2009, 02:55:24 PM
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #30 on: August 09, 2009, 03:09:11 PM
I dont know if i should laugh....or run...very quickly.....somewhere......safe.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #31 on: August 11, 2009, 04:58:59 AM
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #32 on: August 11, 2009, 11:14:35 AM
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I'll take it!

I love that someone has kept the tradition alive.  :D

I wasn't sure you guys would even remember me.



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #33 on: August 12, 2009, 05:19:06 AM
I've been keeping the tradition alive for a decade...



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #34 on: August 12, 2009, 11:09:33 AM
I've been keeping the tradition alive for a decade...


 ;D



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #35 on: August 16, 2009, 06:02:38 PM
Me too, you know ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #36 on: September 18, 2009, 09:51:31 PM
I never answered your question, and I apologize for that ...

I have a 19' Bayliner speedboat with a 150HP Yamaha engine ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #37 on: September 20, 2009, 08:11:58 AM
Bayliners are purty. And they crack if you don't keep them waxed. Trust.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #38 on: September 27, 2009, 04:45:08 PM
Really?
This I didn't know ....
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #39 on: September 27, 2009, 04:47:56 PM
Mine's kinda like this:

Details: http://www.olathesuzuki.com/html/used.html


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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #40 on: September 27, 2009, 05:16:54 PM
Bayliner Capri. Nice little boat, I was on one last month on the Little Gunpowder River. Much like my Lockley-Newport, they were nice boats until the molds were sold to a company that is more profit driven than quality driven. And ownership has suffered. BUt if you take care of them, make sure pasengers are wearing soft shoes, no glass bottles or loose tools, it can give you a lifetime of enjoyment.

Dump the Suzuki for a Yamaha, though.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #41 on: September 28, 2009, 03:06:32 AM
I have a Yamaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #42 on: September 28, 2009, 09:54:10 AM
Ok missed that.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #43 on: September 29, 2009, 04:26:44 AM
You'll see it eventually ...
We just have to finish remodelling it ...
This is where, if you came, I'd have a place for you to stay and hang and help me ...

It doesn't need much more to be up and running; fun times again ...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #44 on: September 29, 2009, 07:34:32 AM
Right now it's still up in the air as to whether or not I'm coming to FL in a few days. FML. But i still have that truckload of comp parts for you and I'm supposed to stop in AL and drop off some sailboat parts. So we'll see.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #45 on: September 30, 2009, 05:16:48 AM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #46 on: October 11, 2009, 08:51:09 PM
So the current score:

I got one of these (International 470):


One of these (Chrysler Mutineer):


Two of these (Catalina C-22):


I pick up this one next month (Pearson Vanguard 33):

(Yes folks, I finally broke 30' and I'm keeping this one)

and tomorrow I get this (Bayliner Buccaneer 240):


So one (or three) of you fuckers, buy a fuckin sailboat.

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #47 on: October 11, 2009, 10:08:36 PM
i think you have an addiction, dude.

(i type from one of many computers...)
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #48 on: October 11, 2009, 10:30:05 PM
Almost forgot...

Lockey-Newport 17 pocket cruiser with trailer.



Yes Luke, you could be right. But much like your addiction, I can make some $$$ with it.

Speaking of I need you to design a system for me.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #49 on: October 12, 2009, 01:50:32 AM
I prefer my bathtab to be inside the house.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #50 on: October 12, 2009, 06:16:01 AM
Yes most prissy Brissies do...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #51 on: October 12, 2009, 07:32:39 AM
The 33 is about as small as I would go.

At this point I shall say I will always be a multihull guy.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #52 on: October 12, 2009, 08:11:38 AM
I would love a multihull. They are extremely stable and very fast. A superior boat. And also extremely expensive. Bear in mind that off the boats I have, the only ones I paid any money for are the Chrysler and the Pearson and they total less than $3000US.

When someone gives me a 30+ trimaran I'll sail down there and tell you all about it.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #53 on: October 12, 2009, 08:48:14 AM
I would love a multihull. They are extremely stable and very fast. A superior boat. And also extremely expensive. Bear in mind that off the boats I have, the only ones I paid any money for are the Chrysler and the Pearson and they total less than $3000US.

When someone gives me a 30+ trimaran I'll sail to Japan, pick up Nick and party like it's 2009.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #54 on: October 12, 2009, 08:52:41 AM
That didn't need to be said. It's procedural.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #55 on: October 12, 2009, 08:55:28 AM
what would one set you back?
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #56 on: October 12, 2009, 09:30:27 AM
One fully equipped that I'd feel comfy just hopping in with a bag of groceries and heading for the Panama Canal?

$200KUS.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #57 on: October 12, 2009, 09:35:33 AM
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #58 on: October 12, 2009, 09:49:53 AM
One fully equipped that I'd feel comfy just hopping in with a bag of groceries and heading for the Panama Canal?

$200KUS.

You're going to have to wait for 2020, and have bagman buy it for you.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #59 on: October 12, 2009, 09:54:55 AM
No, it's all good. I can take the Pearson anywhere in the world, just not as fast, and since it's not as stable, I won't get lax and fuck up.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #60 on: October 13, 2009, 02:29:12 AM
Aaron, call me soon; I may have a deal for you ...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #61 on: October 26, 2009, 03:52:41 AM
So umm.. i should totally mod this forum now that i'm back and all.

thanks for keeping my spot warm for me zoomie.  :D



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #62 on: October 26, 2009, 07:26:31 AM
Listen yummy cupcake... BH passed the baton to me. It's the one place I can talk about boats without ridicule. You shan't take it from me.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #63 on: October 28, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
 :'(



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #64 on: October 28, 2009, 10:43:26 PM
There, there, let's go for a sail an Zoomie make it all betta...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #65 on: October 29, 2009, 12:07:13 AM
hahahaha ....

She doesn't know the discussion we had about this recently ...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #66 on: October 29, 2009, 01:53:02 AM
You mean the Coast Guard discussion?

Sorry Aaron, couldn't resist.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #67 on: October 29, 2009, 05:36:25 AM
It's OK, he's in the navy now
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #68 on: October 29, 2009, 07:39:53 AM
No I think it was the beating of the waves on the hull, much like the vibrations of a train on the tracks, tends to make women very... aroused...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #69 on: October 29, 2009, 09:53:55 AM
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
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Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
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In the navy
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In the navy
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They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but but I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!

They want you, they want you in the navy

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you, they want you in the navy
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #70 on: October 29, 2009, 09:58:42 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #71 on: December 08, 2009, 10:44:15 PM
Business is GREAT thanks for asking. I have over $800 in part listed on eBay, have a Catalina 22 with a ton of options ready to market, a Ranger 26 rigged for offshore racing ready to be hauled out and repainted, a Catalina 25 that just needs some cleanup, and 4 or 5 more small boats to salvage.

I'm thinking I can make a living at this...
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #72 on: December 09, 2009, 12:14:15 AM
didn't we already talk about it, and didn't you have nowhere to store stuff? what changed?
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #73 on: December 09, 2009, 03:22:21 AM
He got infected by ebay.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #74 on: December 09, 2009, 07:21:53 AM
I wouldnt call it infected... but it seems to work. I had no idea there were that many people trying to restore old boats and looking for parts. No matter how small and obscure. Si instead of collecting them I'm taking them one at a time and either polishing them up or tearing them down for salvage parts.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #75 on: December 09, 2009, 09:00:38 AM
Just remember to treat the idiots like a piece of ass, that's willing to give it up for the right words, and you'll be fine.  oh idiots includes ebay/paypal.

feel free to PM any questions about how to reply to different disputes when they happen.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #76 on: December 09, 2009, 08:58:31 PM
Thanks man. I think that accurately describing the items and taking good pictures helps. But you're never going to please everyone. I already know I'm going to take a loss on shipping for a few items because they were too big for my scale and I suck at estimating weights.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #77 on: December 09, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
I wouldnt call it infected... but it seems to work. I had no idea there were that many people trying to restore old boats and looking for parts. No matter how small and obscure. Si instead of collecting them I'm taking them one at a time and either polishing them up or tearing them down for salvage parts.

I knew this thread would wind up being about Si
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #78 on: December 09, 2009, 10:28:09 PM
Of course. Everything revolves around me. Duh.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #79 on: December 10, 2009, 09:31:50 PM
Si ~ SUN of L-G!

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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #80 on: December 11, 2009, 01:17:21 AM
I already know I'm going to take a loss on shipping.

IF your a regd business sometimes/some tax systems give your shipping as a deduct. also listing fees and % paypal charges on money transfers.  it's worth the $ to ask a tax account about it IF your going to be hanging around ebay for a while.

all other deducts are common sense (comp, going to that tax account ectect.)
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #81 on: December 11, 2009, 07:23:40 AM
Not that far along. I need to stim some capital so I can form an LLC, and THEN get new comp, printer for labels, etc, you know the stuff it takes.

Already hit a snag because I couldn't edit that outboard listing. Now some non-English speaker in SF expects me to drain, purge and ship a 40 pound motor to him. Not gonna happen. Reund, relist in 7 days.
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Re: So, who wants to buy a sailboat? Reply #82 on: December 11, 2009, 09:04:22 AM
Welcome to the online game that makes WoW, and all else, it's bitch.

(Invest a few clicks in checking out your watchers, take a note of the user names.  You'll need this info later on (just trust me it's worth the ctrl-c/ctrl-c).  Also know that people are emailing you with stupid questions to gauge how you react... these will be a near even mix of, real idiots / your comp / people looking to scam you.

real idiots - idiots.
your comp - they are doing it to decided if buying from you and disputing will frustate you out of the game.
scammers - mostly going for dispute for discount.

Ok, im done for public posting on this. (direct ?'s excluded).
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