Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Is this the smart guys way of saying "Hey, wanna fuck?"

And why not just say "Hey, wanna fuck" instead of all that firey gaze blah blah blah?

maybe he's not trying to say he wants to fuck and he really did see that. in fact, that's definitely what my vote is.

btw, did he happen to do a lot of drugs right before he saw you?

Last time I checked fire was harmful. What a tool.

By the way, fuck you and your brag post that some retard is trying to get into your pants through email.

It's called "having a vagina".

Maybe so... though I am rather jaded to flowery, poetic speech such as that. Hence my reaction. Usually this is how it goes with boys and me: we fuck and then get bored of each other, or I tell him I don't want to be fuck buddies and I just want to be friends; then we end up not being friends and we will have some dramatic falling out and then never speak again. Or we remain "friends" but are more like acquatainces. I just summerized the last year of my life in it's various forms. Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Last time I checked fire was harmful. What a tool.

By the way, fuck you and your brag post that some retard is trying to get into your pants through email.

It's called "having a vagina".

Not a brag post. I'm actually quite sick of this kind of poetic shit and wanted someone to confirm that this is just the smart guys way of saying "lets fuck". Why can't I meet a normal guy who doesn't speak like this? Who just says "I find you attractive, want to fuck"?

Survey says: Repressed carpet muncher.

I'm a repressed carpet muncher? Maybe so? I've never munched carpet but my desire to do it isn't overwhelming. I'd rather slob knob. haha

Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Well, girls don't usually handle that too well either. I mean, who would take kindly to someone saying "I no longer want to fuck you so that I can use the time I would have spent fucking you looking for someone else to fuck. In short, even if you're the only person convenient for me to fuck at this time, I'd rather not fuck at all than fuck with you."

Really, the only thing you can do when someone you were fucking says let's not fuck any more is to go find someone else to fuck. Why bother with all the drama and then a big fight? That's just silly.

Why can't I meet a normal guy who doesn't speak like this? Who just says "I find you attractive, want to fuck"?

This works?

Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Is this the smart guys way of saying "Hey, wanna fuck?"

And why not just say "Hey, wanna fuck" instead of all that firey gaze blah blah blah?

Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Alternate translation:
"Most people ignore me. I noticed you don't avoid my eyes. That excites me, but I know how girls like to tinker with guys' emotions. I'm considering risking my pride, but I reserve the right to label you a bitch if you say 'no.'"

Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Well, girls don't usually handle that too well either. I mean, who would take kindly to someone saying "I no longer want to fuck you so that I can use the time I would have spent fucking you looking for someone else to fuck. In short, even if you're the only person convenient for me to fuck at this time, I'd rather not fuck at all than fuck with you."

Really, the only thing you can do when someone you were fucking says let's not fuck any more is to go find someone else to fuck. Why bother with all the drama and then a big fight? That's just silly.

This has happened even with a boy that I never fucked! And the guy I am referring to in the first post, I have never fucked, haven't even kissed.

And while I'm sharing, here is an email from a different guy:
"I don't expect you to respond to this but truly, thank you. I would now rather die by tragic flaw than pointless sacrifice."

What does THAT even mean???

Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

I like this one!

Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

I like this one!

haha, yes, this. i take back my original idea and second this motion instead.

And while I'm sharing, here is an email from a different guy:
"I don't expect you to respond to this but truly, thank you. I would now rather die by tragic flaw than pointless sacrifice."

What does THAT even mean???

It means you need to stop meeting people at Renaissance Faires.

Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

I like this one!

Granted it's the nicest of the realistic options.

It means you need to stop meeting people at Renaissance Faires.

Seconded.

Hahaha. I have never been to a ren fair. But they guy who emailed that seems like the type who would go to one.

maybe he's just into the society for creative anachronism.

 http://www.sca.org/

these people are fucking scary.

maybe he's just into the society for creative anachronism.
these people are fucking scary.

Ahem. And don't you fuckin' forget it.

You just told me you're not an SCA member.

I'm not. But I participate in all their events that I can. Know what the difference is? About $6 in registration fees per event and a little paper membership card.

Poser.

Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Let's examine this relationship objectively.

Pros, girl: "I get to fuck other people, probably ones who don't particularly care about me, but who are maybe appealing in a novel way or have more money than you. I get all the benefits of your emotional support plus you'll still bail me out of ugly situations and buy me presents and get me drunk/high and basically everything else."

Pros, guy: ""

Cons, girl: "You get kind of grouchy sometimes, why are you so selfish and/or cold-hearted?"

Cons, guy: "I have to watch you lavish the affection you once swore was mine alone on other men. I am still the receiver of your tear-filled 4 AM phone calls when the other guy does exactly what you reviled me for predicting he would do. I get to watch you blindly, stupidly, put up with his shit anyway, little emotional whack-a-mole that you are. I still spend money on you, or I'm a selfish prick. I still drive you places, or I'm a selfish prick. I still fix things for you, or I'm a selfish prick. Despite my being such an enormous prick, you refuse to fuck me. That privilege is reserved for whichever little prick you're giving it away to this week."

Either way, I'm all in ...

Yeah isn't it sad that we all know this and yet - whack-a-moles in our own right - we refuse to give up and instead we just stick to the predictable formula the reality of consequences be damned.

Oh well. Better this than the alternative.

Let's examine this relationship objectively.

Pros, girl: "I get to fuck other people, probably ones who don't particularly care about me, but who are maybe appealing in a novel way or have more money than you. I get all the benefits of your emotional support plus you'll still bail me out of ugly situations and buy me presents and get me drunk/high and basically everything else."

Pros, guy: ""

Cons, girl: "You get kind of grouchy sometimes, why are you so selfish and/or cold-hearted?"

Cons, guy: "I have to watch you lavish the affection you once swore was mine alone on other men. I am still the receiver of your tear-filled 4 AM phone calls when the other guy does exactly what you reviled me for predicting he would do. I get to watch you blindly, stupidly, put up with his shit anyway, little emotional whack-a-mole that you are. I still spend money on you, or I'm a selfish prick. I still drive you places, or I'm a selfish prick. I still fix things for you, or I'm a selfish prick. Despite my being such an enormous prick, you refuse to fuck me. That privilege is reserved for whichever little prick you're giving it away to this week."

But, I don't want emotional attachment of any sort, with anyone... so none of these guys even need to worry about that. I don't need emotional support from anyone other than family and I also get that from C. The lovely C is the one who gets my tear-filled 4Am phone calls, which never relate to anyone but the one who shall remain nameless (uhh... given my history I'm sure you all know who I'm referring to). On top of that I usually make more money than most of the guys that I date or fuck and they have generally been starving artist types, so they don't buy me things, no rides anywhere since I take public transportation. But, anyways, I don't really care too much if these dudes want to be my friend or not. It is just usually chosen that they don't want to be and I'm making an observation. So I don't know what I'm making a case for here.

Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Is this the smart guys way of saying "Hey, wanna fuck?"

And why not just say "Hey, wanna fuck" instead of all that firey gaze blah blah blah?

The look in your eye is less piercing and dangerous and more psychotic and brain damaged.  Has any guy ever cried and turned to stone after he accidentally looked into your eyes during sex?

The druggie is calling ME brain damaged, how cute!

Where the mold for you, tricky?

I have a bunch of female friends.  Maybe because I'm not out to fuck them, I never feel like they're taking advantage of me.  Or do things thinking they might fuck me then get angry later because I'm projecting that into taking advantage of me.  Or land myself in a position where they're used to me being willing to do whatever they want.