Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".
Let's examine this relationship objectively.
Pros, girl: "I get to fuck other people, probably ones who don't particularly care about me, but who are maybe appealing in a novel way or have more money than you. I get all the benefits of your emotional support plus you'll still bail me out of ugly situations and buy me presents and get me drunk/high and basically everything else."
Pros, guy: "
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Cons, girl: "You get kind of grouchy sometimes, why are you so selfish and/or cold-hearted?"
Cons, guy: "I have to watch you lavish the affection you once swore was mine alone on other men. I am still the receiver of your tear-filled 4 AM phone calls when the other guy does
exactly what you reviled me for predicting he would do. I get to watch you blindly, stupidly, put up with his shit anyway, little emotional whack-a-mole that you are. I still spend money on you, or I'm a selfish prick. I still drive you places, or I'm a selfish prick. I still fix things for you, or I'm a selfish prick. Despite my being such an enormous prick, you refuse to fuck me. That privilege is reserved for whichever little prick you're giving it away to this week."
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.