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You can't make this stuff up(Read 14463 times)
You can't make this stuff up on: March 05, 2009, 07:38:24 AM
Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Is this the smart guys way of saying "Hey, wanna fuck?"

And why not just say "Hey, wanna fuck" instead of all that firey gaze blah blah blah?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 07:51:30 AM
maybe he's not trying to say he wants to fuck and he really did see that. in fact, that's definitely what my vote is.

btw, did he happen to do a lot of drugs right before he saw you?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 09:19:37 AM
Last time I checked fire was harmful. What a tool.

By the way, fuck you and your brag post that some retard is trying to get into your pants through email.

It's called "having a vagina".



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 09:22:45 AM
Maybe so... though I am rather jaded to flowery, poetic speech such as that. Hence my reaction. Usually this is how it goes with boys and me: we fuck and then get bored of each other, or I tell him I don't want to be fuck buddies and I just want to be friends; then we end up not being friends and we will have some dramatic falling out and then never speak again. Or we remain "friends" but are more like acquatainces. I just summerized the last year of my life in it's various forms. Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 09:25:36 AM by tricky »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 09:24:11 AM
Last time I checked fire was harmful. What a tool.

By the way, fuck you and your brag post that some retard is trying to get into your pants through email.

It's called "having a vagina".

Not a brag post. I'm actually quite sick of this kind of poetic shit and wanted someone to confirm that this is just the smart guys way of saying "lets fuck". Why can't I meet a normal guy who doesn't speak like this? Who just says "I find you attractive, want to fuck"?
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 09:27:25 AM by tricky »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #5 on: March 05, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
Survey says: Repressed carpet muncher.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #6 on: March 05, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
I'm a repressed carpet muncher? Maybe so? I've never munched carpet but my desire to do it isn't overwhelming. I'd rather slob knob. haha
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #7 on: March 05, 2009, 09:31:01 AM
Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Well, girls don't usually handle that too well either. I mean, who would take kindly to someone saying "I no longer want to fuck you so that I can use the time I would have spent fucking you looking for someone else to fuck. In short, even if you're the only person convenient for me to fuck at this time, I'd rather not fuck at all than fuck with you."

Really, the only thing you can do when someone you were fucking says let's not fuck any more is to go find someone else to fuck. Why bother with all the drama and then a big fight? That's just silly.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 09:31:35 AM by krsna »



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #8 on: March 05, 2009, 09:31:43 AM
Why can't I meet a normal guy who doesn't speak like this? Who just says "I find you attractive, want to fuck"?
This works?



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #9 on: March 05, 2009, 09:41:33 AM
Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Is this the smart guys way of saying "Hey, wanna fuck?"

And why not just say "Hey, wanna fuck" instead of all that firey gaze blah blah blah?

Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #10 on: March 05, 2009, 09:53:52 AM
Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Alternate translation:
"Most people ignore me. I noticed you don't avoid my eyes. That excites me, but I know how girls like to tinker with guys' emotions. I'm considering risking my pride, but I reserve the right to label you a bitch if you say 'no.'"



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #11 on: March 05, 2009, 10:02:25 AM
Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Well, girls don't usually handle that too well either. I mean, who would take kindly to someone saying "I no longer want to fuck you so that I can use the time I would have spent fucking you looking for someone else to fuck. In short, even if you're the only person convenient for me to fuck at this time, I'd rather not fuck at all than fuck with you."

Really, the only thing you can do when someone you were fucking says let's not fuck any more is to go find someone else to fuck. Why bother with all the drama and then a big fight? That's just silly.

This has happened even with a boy that I never fucked! And the guy I am referring to in the first post, I have never fucked, haven't even kissed.

And while I'm sharing, here is an email from a different guy:
"I don't expect you to respond to this but truly, thank you. I would now rather die by tragic flaw than pointless sacrifice."

What does THAT even mean???
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #12 on: March 05, 2009, 10:03:51 AM
Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

I like this one!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #13 on: March 05, 2009, 10:12:14 AM
Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

I like this one!

haha, yes, this. i take back my original idea and second this motion instead.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #14 on: March 05, 2009, 10:13:15 AM
And while I'm sharing, here is an email from a different guy:
"I don't expect you to respond to this but truly, thank you. I would now rather die by tragic flaw than pointless sacrifice."

What does THAT even mean???

It means you need to stop meeting people at Renaissance Faires.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #15 on: March 05, 2009, 10:18:55 AM
Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.

I like this one!
Granted it's the nicest of the realistic options.

It means you need to stop meeting people at Renaissance Faires.
Seconded.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #16 on: March 05, 2009, 10:19:16 AM
Hahaha. I have never been to a ren fair. But they guy who emailed that seems like the type who would go to one.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #17 on: March 05, 2009, 10:27:40 AM
maybe he's just into the society for creative anachronism.

 http://www.sca.org/

these people are fucking scary.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #18 on: March 05, 2009, 10:56:12 AM
maybe he's just into the society for creative anachronism.
these people are fucking scary.

Ahem. And don't you fuckin' forget it.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #19 on: March 05, 2009, 11:19:55 AM
You just told me you're not an SCA member.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #20 on: March 05, 2009, 11:30:45 AM
I'm not. But I participate in all their events that I can. Know what the difference is? About $6 in registration fees per event and a little paper membership card.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #21 on: March 05, 2009, 12:10:40 PM
Poser.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #22 on: March 05, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
Quote
Boys raelly can't handle being told "I just want to be friends".

Let's examine this relationship objectively.

Pros, girl: "I get to fuck other people, probably ones who don't particularly care about me, but who are maybe appealing in a novel way or have more money than you. I get all the benefits of your emotional support plus you'll still bail me out of ugly situations and buy me presents and get me drunk/high and basically everything else."

Pros, guy: "???"

Cons, girl: "You get kind of grouchy sometimes, why are you so selfish and/or cold-hearted?"

Cons, guy: "I have to watch you lavish the affection you once swore was mine alone on other men. I am still the receiver of your tear-filled 4 AM phone calls when the other guy does exactly what you reviled me for predicting he would do. I get to watch you blindly, stupidly, put up with his shit anyway, little emotional whack-a-mole that you are. I still spend money on you, or I'm a selfish prick. I still drive you places, or I'm a selfish prick. I still fix things for you, or I'm a selfish prick. Despite my being such an enormous prick, you refuse to fuck me. That privilege is reserved for whichever little prick you're giving it away to this week."

« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 01:26:55 PM by Wozzeck »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #23 on: March 05, 2009, 01:33:41 PM
Either way, I'm all in ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #24 on: March 05, 2009, 02:00:43 PM
Yeah isn't it sad that we all know this and yet - whack-a-moles in our own right - we refuse to give up and instead we just stick to the predictable formula the reality of consequences be damned.

Oh well. Better this than the alternative.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #25 on: March 05, 2009, 02:01:36 PM
Let's examine this relationship objectively.

Pros, girl: "I get to fuck other people, probably ones who don't particularly care about me, but who are maybe appealing in a novel way or have more money than you. I get all the benefits of your emotional support plus you'll still bail me out of ugly situations and buy me presents and get me drunk/high and basically everything else."

Pros, guy: "???"

Cons, girl: "You get kind of grouchy sometimes, why are you so selfish and/or cold-hearted?"

Cons, guy: "I have to watch you lavish the affection you once swore was mine alone on other men. I am still the receiver of your tear-filled 4 AM phone calls when the other guy does exactly what you reviled me for predicting he would do. I get to watch you blindly, stupidly, put up with his shit anyway, little emotional whack-a-mole that you are. I still spend money on you, or I'm a selfish prick. I still drive you places, or I'm a selfish prick. I still fix things for you, or I'm a selfish prick. Despite my being such an enormous prick, you refuse to fuck me. That privilege is reserved for whichever little prick you're giving it away to this week."

But, I don't want emotional attachment of any sort, with anyone... so none of these guys even need to worry about that. I don't need emotional support from anyone other than family and I also get that from C. The lovely C is the one who gets my tear-filled 4Am phone calls, which never relate to anyone but the one who shall remain nameless (uhh... given my history I'm sure you all know who I'm referring to). On top of that I usually make more money than most of the guys that I date or fuck and they have generally been starving artist types, so they don't buy me things, no rides anywhere since I take public transportation. But, anyways, I don't really care too much if these dudes want to be my friend or not. It is just usually chosen that they don't want to be and I'm making an observation. So I don't know what I'm making a case for here.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 02:11:40 PM by tricky »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #26 on: March 05, 2009, 02:34:23 PM
Part of an email that I just got:
"When I look into most people's eyes I am only answered by a void. Your gaze contains something else though. Something piercing and dangerous but not harmful. Something like fire."

Is this the smart guys way of saying "Hey, wanna fuck?"

And why not just say "Hey, wanna fuck" instead of all that firey gaze blah blah blah?

The look in your eye is less piercing and dangerous and more psychotic and brain damaged.  Has any guy ever cried and turned to stone after he accidentally looked into your eyes during sex?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #27 on: March 05, 2009, 02:46:45 PM
The druggie is calling ME brain damaged, how cute!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #28 on: March 05, 2009, 03:37:22 PM
Where the mold for you, tricky?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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('')_('')



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #29 on: March 05, 2009, 06:42:18 PM
I have a bunch of female friends.  Maybe because I'm not out to fuck them, I never feel like they're taking advantage of me.  Or do things thinking they might fuck me then get angry later because I'm projecting that into taking advantage of me.  Or land myself in a position where they're used to me being willing to do whatever they want.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #30 on: March 05, 2009, 07:19:09 PM
Where the mold for you, tricky?


Where the mold? Zuh?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #31 on: March 05, 2009, 07:32:04 PM
But, I don't want emotional attachment of any sort, with anyone... so none of these guys even need to worry about that. I don't need emotional support from anyone other than family and I also get that from C. The lovely C is the one who gets my tear-filled 4Am phone calls, which never relate to anyone but the one who shall remain nameless (uhh... given my history I'm sure you all know who I'm referring to). On top of that I usually make more money than most of the guys that I date or fuck and they have generally been starving artist types, so they don't buy me things, no rides anywhere since I take public transportation. But, anyways, I don't really care too much if these dudes want to be my friend or not. It is just usually chosen that they don't want to be and I'm making an observation. So I don't know what I'm making a case for here.

You are independently wealthy and without need of emotional support.  So what are you looking for in a guy that you couldn't find in a produce aisle?

Put it the other way, put yourself in a guy's shoes.  What is he supposed to do to win your affection when you have no need of him at all?

And the only way that any man can make platonic female friendships is to already be attached to a female, in a relationship, and be friends with that female's friends -- or alternatively, to be friends with a female and find her completely unattractive in any sense of the word or unattainable by (current relationship, distance, other circumstance).  If you have known a guy, fucked a guy, and then told him you just want to be friends, you should not expect to ever hear from that man ever again so long as you live unless he is a completely spineless pussy.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #32 on: March 05, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
So what are you looking for in a guy that you couldn't find in a produce aisle?

A warm body. Someone to do things to that you can't do to an inanimate object. Someone to go to a bar or a restaurant with once in a while. That's about it.

What are you implying... that guys have feelings and emotions??? *gasp* 
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 07:40:19 PM by tricky »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #33 on: March 05, 2009, 07:48:59 PM
I just want to held...

We'll negotiate the value of your gag reflex later.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #34 on: March 05, 2009, 08:10:32 PM
On second thought, maybe men don't want to be your "friend" as they do not find the proposition of a vague, shallow, and meaningless involvement in your life particularly intriguing. That is all you appear to be offering, and it's not really going to snag you anyone with having.

I mean we're talking:
A- Fools, imbeciles, and low-lifes who won't mind being used as playthings,
or
B- Abusers, sadists, megalomaniacs, mid-lifers, etc. who just want to use you as a plaything,
and possibly also
C- AIDS
or
D- an unexpected fetus

PS- "Independently wealthy" means having enough in capital, assets, and investments to live comfortably without having to work. It does not mean just having a high-paying job.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #35 on: March 05, 2009, 08:20:38 PM
Uh, I'm editing. Lemme just say that I have my reasons for how I currently view men and relationships.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 08:29:20 PM by tricky »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #36 on: March 05, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
Don't sweat it. I'm sure not everyone thinks you're an emotionless, amoral slut.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #37 on: March 05, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
My advice would be that you aren't doing yourself any favors by treating every other man on Earth as if they were the ones who committed whatever enormity so traumatized you.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #38 on: March 05, 2009, 08:43:21 PM
Jesus doesn't think so!

Hitler Jesus, that is.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #39 on: March 05, 2009, 08:44:31 PM
Hitlerjesus eats penis platter.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #40 on: March 05, 2009, 08:50:13 PM
Maybe, but StalinAllah eats vagina dinner.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #41 on: March 05, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
Ok, so my question is then this- I don't want a relationship right now, or for a long long time, but I do want to be able to have sex. Soooo... how do I go about this without hurting someone in the process? I have to say I am extremely upfront about what I do and do not want when it comes to other people.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #42 on: March 05, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
You don't want a person, you want an object, so instead of using or being used as an object, just use an object.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #43 on: March 05, 2009, 09:06:19 PM
Ok, so my question is then this- I don't want a relationship right now, or for a long long time, but I do want to be able to have sex. Soooo... how do I go about this without hurting someone in the process? I have to say I am extremely upfront about what I do and do not want when it comes to other people.

Wow, I would have imagined that you regularly use glory holes.  That might be up your alley.
~
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #44 on: March 05, 2009, 09:16:43 PM
I think Dr Balor has been spending a little too much time with Dr Phil. But of course he's still totally qualified to dispense psychiatric advice.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #45 on: March 05, 2009, 09:33:39 PM
I think Zoomie's been spending a little too much time playing dress-up with other men, but he's still qualified to go fuck himself, of course.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #46 on: March 05, 2009, 09:41:22 PM
I'm with Balor on this one.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #47 on: March 05, 2009, 09:55:35 PM
Dear Tricky,

If you go to a bar and announce that you're looking for a quick lay with no strings attached I think you'll be pleased with both the response and the lack of mutual guilt after.

I urge you to try this out and let me know how you go.

Kind regards,

Nick
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #48 on: March 05, 2009, 10:12:05 PM
I think Zoomie's been spending a little too much time playing dress-up with other men, but he's still qualified to go fuck himself, of course.

Does dispensing life advice to people (even when they ask for it) help you feel superior?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #49 on: March 05, 2009, 10:14:52 PM
Yeah, I'm with Nick on this. You can certainly get some action, tricky, if you go to a college bar some Friday or Saturday night and make your intentions clear. You're not a bad looking Fred to tell the truth. Give it a shot.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #50 on: March 05, 2009, 11:03:13 PM
No. Maybe instead I should tell her to engage in lots of meaningless sex with vague acquaintances and total strangers. This surely can not result in unpleasantness and will undoubtedly establish her as a pillar of the community, ensuring that when she does decide to once again seek a real relationship, she will have the noblest of gents with the finest of intents at her beck and call.


PS - Can a kilt ride up someone's ass? Is that a problem you have?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #51 on: March 06, 2009, 03:57:17 AM
I couldnt care less.

I'm busy getting drunk!



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #52 on: March 06, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
Let's examine this relationship objectively.
On second thought...

It's pretty clear to me that not only are you guessing, but that you're also not approaching this situation objectively.  Emotionally-charged invective is rarely paired with objective analysis, which leads me to believe your own life experiences are bleeding into your views on what tricky wants.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2009, 09:55:21 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #53 on: March 06, 2009, 09:55:57 AM
Smart guy translation:
Most people aren't very interesting.  You seem interesting, but in a crazy way.  That excites me, but I hope your crazy doesn't kill me.
I like this one!

Thanks!  I also find you interesting, and crazy.  I would be okay with your crazy killing me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #54 on: March 06, 2009, 10:01:21 AM
But, I don't want emotional attachment of any sort, with anyone...
I'd argue against that, given that you want to go to dinners and shows (sometimes) with another warm body.

they have generally been starving artist types
It doesn't surprise me that artistic folks would tend to approach you in a more artistic/emotional way.  They might still just want to bone, but they only have one set of tools to try to get into your pants.

But, anyways, I don't really care too much if these dudes want to be my friend or not.
If that's true, then Nick's advice is the best.  But I don't think it's entirely true.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #55 on: March 06, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
Balor has the most twisted set of morals I've ever witnessed.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #56 on: March 06, 2009, 10:54:01 AM
and he's smart! But dumb smart, like one of those really talented people who spend their genius on shit that doesn't matter.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #57 on: March 06, 2009, 03:01:02 PM
Savant?

Anyway, I was asking where the mold is that they produced you from ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #58 on: March 06, 2009, 04:26:30 PM
Well how the fuck were we supposed to understand that?



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #59 on: March 06, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
I thought he was trying to get Tricky to say she broke the mold.
Actually I still kind of think that's what's going on.
Either that or he wants to make a copy of her for disturbing purposes...



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #60 on: March 06, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
The latter ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #61 on: March 07, 2009, 03:30:30 AM
Balor has the most twisted set of morals I've ever witnessed.

Well, when the labor unions are out to take your guns, women have got to treat men with respect because they're cold hearted cunts that're taking advantage of us by bring friends and not fucking so we all end up in mass graves.

Hitler.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #62 on: March 07, 2009, 07:50:48 AM
Balor has the most twisted set of morals I've ever witnessed.
Quote
and he's smart! But dumb smart, like one of those really talented people who spend their genius on shit that doesn't matter.

Thanks guys, I know KNOW I'm a fuckin retard but I was beginning to think that this was just MY opinion.

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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #63 on: March 07, 2009, 08:17:16 AM
Thanks guys, I know KNOW I'm a fuckin retard but I was beginning to think that this was just MY opinion.

emphasis on the know know.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #64 on: March 07, 2009, 08:36:43 AM
twice the intellect of you and I
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #65 on: March 07, 2009, 12:35:32 PM
Quote
Thanks guys, I know KNOW I'm a fuckin retard but I was beginning to think that this was just MY opinion.

+10 "drive the point home" points ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #66 on: March 07, 2009, 01:00:53 PM
Stay away from my know know.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up Reply #67 on: March 07, 2009, 05:25:29 PM
Dear Tricky,

If you go to a bar and announce that you're looking for a quick lay with no strings attached I think you'll be pleased with both the response and the lack of mutual guilt after.

I urge you to try this out and let me know how you go.

Kind regards,

Nick

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Hi, everybody!

Hi, Dr Nick!

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Anyway, I agree completely. Not every male has been emotionally broken, and if you change where you're looking, and the sorts of guys you're hanging out with, I think you'll find quite a few willing to just fuck and/or just fuck and date occasionally, with no real strings attached.

And there's nothing the fuck wrong with that.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.