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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


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Re: Loose pussy Reply #30 on: March 03, 2009, 10:27:11 PM
Depends; do I feel stubble?

And is it rough enough to cause discomfort?
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Loose pussy Reply #31 on: March 03, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
...and if so can I ignore it long enough to get my nut?
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Re: Loose pussy Reply #32 on: March 03, 2009, 10:50:12 PM
If yes, continue.

If no, lather.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Loose pussy Reply #33 on: March 04, 2009, 01:33:14 AM
I have a secret that is so absolutely fucked, I will bring it to grave with me. It involved a mentally challenged friend of mine when I was fairly young. (7 or 8)




Re: Loose pussy Reply #34 on: March 04, 2009, 01:42:12 AM
8) is the new 8.

So spill it. Nobody says they have a super duper big secret without secretly wanting to tell it really really bad.



Re: Loose pussy Reply #35 on: March 04, 2009, 01:56:18 AM
I always end up regretting clicking those links.



Re: Loose pussy Reply #36 on: March 04, 2009, 02:47:00 AM
8) is the new 8.

So spill it. Nobody says they have a super duper big secret without secretly wanting to tell it really really bad.

Seconded.
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Re: Loose pussy Reply #37 on: March 04, 2009, 03:57:00 AM
I always end up regretting clicking those links.

Me too, but also strangely aroused.



Re: Loose pussy Reply #38 on: March 04, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
I have a secret that is so absolutely fucked, I will bring it to grave with me. It involved a mentally challenged friend of mine when I was fairly young. (7 or 8)




Seven or man I'm so cool!
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Re: Loose pussy Reply #39 on: March 04, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
He's showing range, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Loose pussy Reply #40 on: April 07, 2018, 02:56:29 PM
And ...
I don't think we ever did find out his "secret" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Loose pussy Reply #41 on: April 08, 2018, 09:20:41 PM
I'm thinking it involved the sex that god cant see.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Loose pussy Reply #42 on: April 09, 2018, 09:53:15 AM
I'm not sure at that point he'd have even known ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')