Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on September 04, 2009, 05:20:09 PM
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gay
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gay
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Rel:
Contacting you for reasons other than setting up a date/fuck.
Mentioning in an offhand way about how the two of you will do such and such in the future.
Asking when they are going to meet your best friends/family.
and so on.
FB:
Contacting you only for sex
Talking only about the sex things you can do in the future.
Asking if they can have a 3some with friends/family
Everybody gives off signals in different ways and at different strength.
edit: but dont listen to me, im a 'weird dude'.
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Asking if they can have a 3some with friends/family
edit: but dont listen to me, im a 'weird dude'.
hahaha
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No, that all sounds absolutely reasonable.
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It's not bad to hang out with your FB outside of just banging. I had a few friends like that and we knew what the limits were. A few wanted to advance to a relationship at that point they lost the extra benefits.
Some people confuse great sex with a deep spiritual and lasting connection.
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And some cannot distinguish love from sex no matter what they tell you.
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It's awkward at that point. For them, anyway.
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I am NOT... I mean... that's not always true.
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You also have to remember "friends-with-benefits".
In my opinion, there's a difference between being friends-with-benefits and fuck buddies. Currently, I am in a weird situation in that I feel we are moving beyond the friends-with-benefits deal (due to meeting her mother, and having to go out and have no sex), but neither of us have said anything about exclusivity, and the only times I talk to her on the phone is when she is calling me to tell me she is coming over, or vice versa. Longest convo has been 2-3 minutes. This is in nearly 4 months of fucking around. We do text and IM or whatever.
Fuck buddies don't really hang out, they may text/call each other when they're down town to see what's up and see if they want to meet up later. Pretty much synonymous with a "booty call". Limited contact with each other when not having sex.
Obviously if the dude is buying you shit, taking you to dinner, and peppering you with terms like "sweetie" or "honey" instead of "cum dumpster" or telling you to "swallow my throat yogurt", then he's probably looking for something a little more serious - a little more deeper. I have not taken my girl out to dinner per se, but we have gone out for gelato, and wine and cheese, and she ate some of my macaroni and cheese while we were watching a movie at this theater here called the Alamo Drafthouse that serves booze and food. To me, when I take her to dinner, that's a sign I want to be more romantically involved. It's probably a sign to her too, since we haven't ever gone to dinner. She'll get it.
So I guess what I'm saying is if he does something differently than he has been doing - for instance taking you out to dinner (you may already have been going out for dinner, then it would have to be something else that's "different"), he's probably lookin' to step it up.
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Relationship advice from Bagman. This the world needs like it needs relationship advice from ME.
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Divorce IS part of a relationship.
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Ya got me there.
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I don't know, you've got some relationship advice that I've taken to heart. Like DON'T DATE KOREANS.
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Yeah. I'd date African American parolees first.
But then, who wouldn't?
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~hand up
I rather have a latina.
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Yeah we know you like living dangerously.
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Go black.
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Go "Zebra"
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You mean like Obama?
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Relationship advice from Bagman. This the world needs like it needs relationship advice from the ME.
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By the time the ME gets involved, if ever, I'm already living in another state, under another name.
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(http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/burka_graduation.jpg)
Who will be your... mystery date?!?
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I swear the one dead center with a band on her head has a mustache.
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They ALL have moustaches
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Funny, they don't look Bulgarian...
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From my experience, I think you are dating if you see each other 3-4 times a week and you do things such as watch a movie together, share an std, meet the other persons mom, have sex, and if it has lasted longer than 1 month.
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Caring means sharing?
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Oh, I was just trying to reference bagman's life without saying his name... to see if he got it.
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Subtle!
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You also have to remember "friends-with-benefits".
In my opinion, there's a difference between being friends-with-benefits and fuck buddies. Currently, I am in a weird situation in that I feel we are moving beyond the friends-with-benefits deal (due to meeting her mother, and having to go out and have no sex), but neither of us have said anything about exclusivity, and the only times I talk to her on the phone is when she is calling me to tell me she is coming over, or vice versa. Longest convo has been 2-3 minutes. This is in nearly 4 months of fucking around. We do text and IM or whatever.
Fuck buddies don't really hang out, they may text/call each other when they're down town to see what's up and see if they want to meet up later. Pretty much synonymous with a "booty call". Limited contact with each other when not having sex.
Obviously if the dude is buying you shit, taking you to dinner, and peppering you with terms like "sweetie" or "honey" instead of "cum dumpster" or telling you to "swallow my throat yogurt", then he's probably looking for something a little more serious - a little more deeper. I have not taken my girl out to dinner per se, but we have gone out for gelato, and wine and cheese, and she ate some of my macaroni and cheese while we were watching a movie at this theater here called the Alamo Drafthouse that serves booze and food. To me, when I take her to dinner, that's a sign I want to be more romantically involved. It's probably a sign to her too, since we haven't ever gone to dinner. She'll get it.
So I guess what I'm saying is if he does something differently than he has been doing - for instance taking you out to dinner (you may already have been going out for dinner, then it would have to be something else that's "different"), he's probably lookin' to step it up.
Relationship advice from Bagman. This the world needs like it needs relationship advice from ME.
Actually, for the most part, I agree with him ...
It's all individual in situation, however, that's the basic idea ...
Now, "elephant in the room" time; Brook, what do YOU want/where do you want it to go?
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fuckbuddy... only making comments on your physical appearance, asking what you're doing, never asking how you are or trying to get to know YOU.
relationship.. asking how you are, making small talk, getting compliments (even some unrelated to physical appearance) and going OUT of way to make contact for no particular reason.
thats years of myspace experience talking. haha.
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fucktard
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See if you can do it, we can make fun of Baggy for NOT doing it.
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Hey, I'm totally cool NOT bringing it up and keeping things as it has been for the past 4 months. You saw what happened when "J" exploded at me me and brought it up. BYE BYE.
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I think you should make this girl your girlfriend Kyle, I don't see any other girls lining up to hook up with you.
Tricky- The guy that I dated over the summer is someone that I really liked, but he lives in another state so it's not going to work. He did text me to say that he received a job offer here, so I don't know what that means. He also texted me asking me about my new job tutoring and if I secretly liked children. I replied that I did and then he said he did too. I don't really know what this means. Maybe he wants to move here, marry me, and have kids with me. But who knows! Maybe he's just feeling his mortality and wants to have kids with someone, anyone.... but he's a really good looking guy so I don't know why he'd want to single me out. I don't get "motherly" vibes from myself personally.
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The whole relationship deal really scares me. I can care for myself, my two cats, and my two plants. I think I am too emotionally devoid for anything else.
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Why does it scare you, because it could end?
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Someone has abandonment issues [/singsong voice]
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The whole relationship deal really scares me. I can care for myself, my two cats, and my two plants. I think I am too emotionally devoid for anything else.
Give it a go. When it ends, post all the messy details here.
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I'd rather Malvin not 'give it a go'.
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I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
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I took her out to dinner tonight. We went hiking, then saw the new Halloween 2 by Rob Zombie, which was fucking demented and fantastic, and then went to dinner.
*gulp*
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Picked out names for the kids yet ?
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at some point you have to stop believing her when she says she's on the pill
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When guys ask me if I'm on the pill I say, "no, are you?"
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Picked out names for the kids yet ?
Yeah, actually.
Fuck, and You.
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I can care for myself, my two cats, and my two plants. I think I am too emotionally devoid for anything else.
Didn't you leave all but one of these in your A/C-less condo during Texas summer, recently?
Also, in other news, most girls/women these days are capable of caring for themselves when it comes to getting food, water, and the appropriate levels of sunlight to encourage growth.
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What plants and cats? They're all dead.
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butt sluts.
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This is why communication is essential even if you're just bonking.
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that makes no sense.
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That's really negative. Has he been hedging that way?
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shrubbery?
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Sorry. Is he hinting that its time to move on?
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huh?
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Well all I can say is that if you actually want something to happen between the two of you try asking. I know about actions but sometimes life gets in the way of the right actions and the right words. We can be thick in the head but men appreciate honesty. And we are the non-communicative sex, for the most part.
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Id swear you keep meeting the same guy over and over.
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i love coffee
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No sorry. I was refering to the ones from this year.
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i like to complain.
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:)
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From my experience, I think you are dating if you see each other 3-4 times a week
What about seeing someone for an entire weekend nonstop?
and you do things such as watch a movie together
Check
share an std
No check, technically
meet the other persons mom
No check
have sex
No check
and if it has lasted longer than 1 month.
Not yet, but I'm sure it will get there.
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you can never have sex, right?
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*sigh*.....right, your point?
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Now would be a good time to get her to hook you up with somebody you can fuck. SOunds like she would be into it.
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what he said
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Sounds like she'd like to film it.
You get laid,
you get paid,
you get famous,
repeat.
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That's very true.
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Now would be a good time to get her to hook you up with somebody you can fuck. SOunds like she would be into it.
(http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/gay-sex-pic-matt-cole-full-anal.jpg)
also,
(http://www.murphsplace.com/owen/film/derailed/images/Derailed-poster2.jpg)
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They never saw it cumming.
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Jennifer Aniston. Ew.
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Jennifer Aniston. Ew.
METAL PT AND A THOUSAND YESSES!
When Tyler Durden left that mannish looking bitch for Angelina Hotness, I was glad for him. The only cool thing about Aniston is Office Space. And she even managed to annoy me there.
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You two are the biggest fudgepackers ever.
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(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z144/dendy_ta/80570_03_JenniferAniston_Maerz_122_.jpg)
(http://www.gossipcenter.com/files/images/jennifer-aniston-nude-gq-7.preview.jpg)
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Eww! Way to reinforce her unhotness.
You two are the biggest fudgepackers ever.
'Scuse me, son, but I'm really not sure you're qualified yet to comment on anyone's sexuality. Not that I begrudge any packer his fudge, mind you! But your comment does make me chuckle at a concept it brings to mind... tally up all Zoomie's female conquests and add them to mine. Then put all those against yours. Just to be a dick, you know.
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I dunno. There's something about her, though. I'd probably hit it.
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tally up all Zoomie's female conquests and add them to mine.
By weight alone you'd all be crushed to a pulp.
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by the weight of one
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Yes, but which?
Pick a card, any card...
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hold me, i'm sacred.
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You'll feel much better after you both clear the air and he commits to you just before he busts a nut on your face.
Or just busts a nut on your face.
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what's the talk. Is it where you tell the person you've been fucking that you should stop fucking other people?
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Well all I can say is that if you actually want something to happen between the two of you try asking.
I recommended the same thing to her, but she didn't like the idea.
That's when I recommended that she just start introducing him as her boyfriend, see where that gets her.
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Meh. Most women, particularly attractive ones are pretty insecure about their worthiness. That's why I like fat girls. They fake confidence well and sweep me off my feet. Literally.
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he's coming over tonight and i'm going to have "the talk". hold me, i'm ascared.
i haven't really done that talk unless it's brought to me. if i get along really well with a guy i'm physically attracted to, and i feel a spark, i get with the guy, and (in my little experience) the monogamous relationship develops pretty easily from there without a serious conversation at the start about how "we are now entering into a cheat-free relationship zone". i never date around in the beginning of something with someone because i'm not a slut and can't imagine actively fucking more than one man at a time (dating-wise, not the gangbang-wise; that's a different story, of course). men typically are sluts, or at least want to be, but sex is "just sex" for most of them, and in the very beginning of a budding relationshit, if we haven't already sat down to establish fidelity outlines of the friendship/relationship, then i'm sure it's pretty standard for guys to continue to fuck around a little or even a lot (or think about it), unless they're so into you they have eyes for absolutely nobody else, (which i'm guessing is rare, at least at the start). which is why, if that's gonna bother you, i guess instigating the talk is necessary. lucky for me, i happen to only be attracted to the faithful types with big dicks.
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also, i am 100% close-minded...
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like holding hands but no gum-sharing. got it.
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zounds!
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bagman can do it.
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Wow you women are complicated. He's probably tossing up between boning you and staying in and watching sportscenter
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oh for reals?
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I would let it lie for a month, and then one night as you're going out somewhere ask him if you can introduce him to others as your boyfriend
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what do you really want from this guy? monogamy or your freedom to date other people? because i bet that if it's the latter, even if you don't plan on fucking other dudes, he will definitely fuck other girls if that's the type of relationship you decide on when you guys talk. so as long as that doesn't bother you... besides, if you're in the mood for a relationship-type situation, why stick it out with this guy that you're not sure if you even want to talk to about the status of your relationship? plus, you've expressed interest in possibly dating other guys, so clearly he's not doing it all for you. i'd feel like i'm wasting my time on a guy i'm not crazy for, and move on.
i think that in general, if you're feeling unsure of your status with someone, you should probably just have the talk and figure out where HIS head is at about the whole thing. maybe it'll help you figure out what exactly you do want from him.
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mh, I haven't really read this whole thread through. I was assuming monogamy was the goal, if it's not then you should have a chat AFTER some hot sex and post about it here
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i'm in a room.
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although generally, i tend to avoid serious slash state-of-the-union conversations with guys until it's a situation in which i feel it's absolutely necessary. like...after 5 years i catch him cheating on me with a fat girl named "stef" who swings both ways. i mean, not me, but a hypothetical person that something that might've happened to. that would be a situation in which i'd force the conversation.
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So :D ?
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let's take my current relationship:
after about 6 months of monogamous dating, with lots of flirting with just eachother, lots of time spent with one another and eachothers' families, a new years holiday away, etc etc, he kept teasing me about how i hadn't called him my boyfriend yet, and by the way had i noticed he's been calling me his girlfriend for 4 months? basically i just didn't feel the need to go girly-gay on him and get ultra-, unneccessarily cheesy about the whole thing. i knew i was crazy about him, and i felt the same thing from him. we just get eachother. but after that, i started calling him my boyfriend despite the fact that he had been just that all along. i get pretty coy and shy about that stuff, which guys seem to find cute. actually, then, to further embarrass me, knowing i hate when couples get all cutesy and crap on facebook, and announce their relationship status, he requested my facebook hand in relationship-status-land. so now it lists me as "in a relationship with ____" which i guess is honest and all, but i think it's incredibly gay. he loves that i hate shit like that, but still wanted to one up me and tease me more by forcing my hand to accept the request. it would've been inappropriate to decline it.
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i think it's incredibly gay.
And how! It is kind of cute, though, too........ if you're one of the participants in this homoerotic announcement.
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Sweet Circumcised Christ, it's like you need a copy of Microsoft Excel to date a bitch, anymore.
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OMG. permanently.
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You had the talk online, and it didn't go well?
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I'd totally laugh if this weren't completely sad and pathetic.
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Jesus fucks kids, women are complicated.
I like the fact that me and la femme, haven't had the "discussion". We talk about sex, and fetishes, and sort of call each other jokingly "dear" and "darling", but no talk. I am still torn myself. I enjoy this girl's company (even if we don't have sex), and she enjoys mine. I am getting a little worried that she is latching on... the frequency of e-mails/texts/wanting me to get on IM and talk is increasing, especially recently and I don't know what that means. Sometimes, I just want to be left alone. I am a very solitary person.
Anyway having the talk does allow you both to lay it all out there, balls to the walls and cocks to the rocks. we;tkljhsklhsjkhkl;gdklghaldgha;gaklghak;jghejkgheruiotgheaorghadjklgha;lghal; I don't want to have a talk. I just want to know that la ragazza, isn't fucking another dude. That's all I really give a shit about.
Good luck!
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Kyle, if you don't want her to fuck other guys then she will just assume she is your girlfriend. Guys are hard to date too. Guys now days don't want to commit to a girl, yet want to have us not fuck anyone else, cook for them, and bend over whenever they want. This guy that likes me told me he didn't like how much of a player I am, and yet he doesn't want to have a "relationship" with anybody. Fuck that. If a guy wants me not to fuck anyone else then I am their girlfriend. Also, I don't have a talk. I just turn to the guy and say, "you're my boyfriend." I have never had a guy say back, "oh well.. uh gosh.. maybe we should talk about this." Fags.
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Fags.
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Sometimes, I just want to be left alone. I am a very solitary person.
yes I am alone
but then again I always was
as far back as I can tell
I think maybe it's because
because you were never really real to begin with
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself, yeah
and I just made you up to hurt myself
and it worked
yes it did!
there is no you
there is only me
there is no you
there is only me
there is no fucking you
there is only me
there is no fucking you
there is only me
only...
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Guys now days don't want to commit to a girl, yet want to have us not fuck anyone else, cook for them, and bend over whenever they want.
Now days? That's the way it's been since the penis was invented.
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YES pussy.
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Oh! Cool then. You'll just continue to neurotically tiptoe around the subject and worry needlessly about it. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy...
And this is the part where I tell how immature your entire attitude is but I had a shitty day and I think I'll just get pissed drunk instead. But I'll do it in your honor. Here's to you, Brook.
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but I had a shitty day and I think I'll just get pissed drunk instead.
Way ahead of you, brother.
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gigantic asshole
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I can't help it if I really care about the people I care about, and really don't care about the people I don't. Have some Middleton.
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I find invalids to be sexy.
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Maybe I'm just misunderstood.
EDIT:
No, that was actually a very passive aggressive answer. And that's just not me. I'm not passive at all. Ask anyone who has met me.
I am a kind, friendly, personable, hospitable person. Ask anyone who has met me.
Of the three people here who think I don't respect them, think I don't like them, one is so self-absorbed that she's probably overlook a nuclear attack, one freely admits he escapes using mind altering substances and has rarely met one he doesn't like, and thinks the entire world is beneath him and there for his entertainment, and you're an immature cunt who hasn't the balls to stand up and tell the man you're humping what you want out of your relationship, or lack thereof. Some domme you turned out to be.
So I don't give a flying fuck about what you think of me or anything else. You don't even know me and all I know about you is the drivel you post.
Please die.
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Kyle, stop posting animated gifs on things that you don't understand.
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lolz
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I could set my watch to you two and this 'hate/like' topic.
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EDIT: wtf
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I wasn't talking about net worth when I said your condo didn't belong to you, but rather that it belonged to the bank. I just think that people screw themselves over when they start thinking about things as assets when they don't own them outright. If your condo is only 20% of your current net worth then what do you own that equals the other 80%? Since I have been studying accounting I have noticed that the only asset you can really count on counting is cash... that is in your pocket or under your mattress.
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Unless you are renting it out profitably, real estate is more of a liability than an asset.
Ditto vehicles.
Cash, land, mineral rights, patents, copyrights... those are the real assets.
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Holy dogshit, how did that post end up in this thread??? I must have had the wrong fucking thread open. I'm editing it and moving it to the finance thread in Discomtempt.
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Nick !! HELP !!
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I vaguely remember this but the sentiment remains.
Please die.
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Dang!
Hey, I have trouble asking girls to be my girlfriend, too. That's why I end up with such overtly aggressive or sexual ladies; they generally get to the punchline before me.
Can I get some abuse too, Zoominator? :D
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After happy hour, old friend. After happy hour...
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Double suicide
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Yeah save me a drive to Austin. I wasn't coming to see Kyle...
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Thinly veiled death threats via the interwbz FTW
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No you ignorant cunt, I was going to Austin to hang out with Mosh and Luke in three weeks.
I only threaten Dylan on the interwebz, don't you know anything?
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hmmm. that's awfully similar to wozz's "ignorant slut" (akroyd-inspired, right?) insult from the obama thread, zooms.
also, tricky, i'll wait until zoomie rails into me about how I need to grow up and get off the playground, since it's not grown up to like girls that will push me around on the playground to show me that they like me.
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Well at least I've spoken to one of your past girlfriends on the phone so I know she's not in your head...
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two in total, i think!
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Perhaps, you know how my memory tends to file things together.
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Yep!
And just after they called, we got in your truck and drove to the denny's where you spilled the coffee all over emp.
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And then mosh and I got tattooed while Mello paid you a million dollars to gargle with her period blood.
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your memory is UNERRING.
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Gargle period blood. That is extreme. I'll do it for free.
Zoomie- Come to Austin. You would be coming when the weather is perfect and I will let you touch Luke's boobs.
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I have pictures of them on the ceiling over my bed. You gotta up the ante if you want me to drive 22 hours.
I want to watch you give Mosh a footjob. I'll show up for that.
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I would too ...
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Yeah save me a drive to Austin. I wasn't coming to see Kyle...
I don't hang out with old men.
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Come on, Kyle, you don't know what you're missing!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FNoiwnLzPhU/SKJa5lGCUuI/AAAAAAAABNc/ycbEZBgTn8o/s400/men-in-sauna.jpg)
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duh, kyle spends his days with diseased slaaaahts now. you don't stand a chance
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Mmmmmm, diseased slaaaahts!
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duh, kyle spends his days with diseased slaaaahts now. you don't stand a chance
there's an obvious joke at zoomie's expense, but i won't disgrace myself by writing it out.
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Did I not efface myself enough with that picture? Do I look like I need to be the butt of your joke?
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Did I not efface myself enough with that picture? Do I look like I need to be the butt of your joke?
I showed restraint, didn't I?!??!
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I don't know, did you? Must you answer a question with a question?
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Must you?
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Why do you ask?
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Is the sky blue?
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Could you rephrase the question?
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Isnt it clear enough in the language chosen?
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Is that really what you want to know?
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Is this a new game?
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Is your moms vagina loose?
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Who are you to question my mom's vaginal tenacity?
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Is it not loose, then?
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How should I know?
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Seeing you emerged from it, how wouldnt you know?
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So the stork didn't bring me then?
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Question: If you have a poll, people vote in it and then you decide to change the names of the poll options (assuming this is possible), will the poll results reset or will they stay in the same order for the new poll options? Does the question make sense?
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Can you look in another thread for the answer?
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This thread has taken several severe twists and turns, hasn't it?
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V A G I N A L J U I C E
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L E S B I A N D I S C H A R G E
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How does L E S B I A N D I S C H A R G E make you feel?
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Should it make me feel any differently?
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I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
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Isn't it disingenuous to recycle my question?
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What makes you believe it is disingenuous to recycle my question (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA)?
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Do you believe this line of questioning will solve anything?
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Who are you to question my intent?
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Haven't I always been someone who cares about you?
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What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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Would I question your intent if I didn't care?
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Why not?
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RAPE FAILURE.
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RAPE BARN.
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RAPE STAND
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LIQUOR BARN
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CRACK DEN
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She said she was horny.
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I said I was breathing.
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somehow i ended up posting my CST in this thread. i blame the pot.
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It's cuz it's black, isn't it?
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the blacks are really keeping us down.
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I have seen the future, and it is Oprah Winfrey sitting on a thin white man's chest... forever.
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i heard tyra banks and her fivehead are there, too, spouting self-important nubian queen bullshit.
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i heard tyra banks and her fivehead are there, too, spouting self-important nubian queen bullshit.
Black women are fun in bed. So much that I married one. And we make beautiful lightly brown children together.
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Black women are fun in bed.
Damn straight!
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I dated a black woman a few years ago. She's still the reason I have back problems.
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Core exercises will help that.
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Core exercises won't help chronically herniated and degenerating discs.
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Core exercises won't help chronically herniated and degenerating discs.
No, but think of how ripped your abs will be? That or grab a Sharpie and draw them in.
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meh. The insulation keeps me warm.
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Ditto. Now if only I lived someplace cold...
Wow, two belly-related posts in a row!
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Friend me on Facebook! BFF!
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You're on FB?
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jeez geezer did you add me yet?
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Just your fan page where I posted "Ummm who are you again?"
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add me and then make creepy old man comments and I will tell everyone you are my uncle steve
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Cool.
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No no, ive got my actual page too. I tried to add you as a friend but youve got to accept it. check in your invites box
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add me and then make creepy old man comments and I will tell everyone you are my uncle steve
can i do this too?
only i'll be the creepy girl stevette.
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Done and done.
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The only l-g person I have on my friends list is Tulip.
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I thought Tulip was a myth.
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She is a myth. And she has wings and a horn in the middle of her forehead and diamonds fall out of her vag.
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She is a myth. And she has wings and a horn in the middle of her forehead and diamonds fall out of her vag.
Now, those are kegels... Compressing coal into diamonds... Now, that's got to be a swell fit for any cock. Even yours.
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I'm sayin.
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diamonds fall out of her vag.
you raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
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OK now I really hate you.
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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
OMG lol.
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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Quoteboxed ...
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Let's not even mention the liquid gold you had me ejaculate.
That's what you get for fucking around with someone who's "secretly rich".
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There's gold in them folds!
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Valleys, if you will
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I wish I could quotebox all of page 8 ...
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do you have AIDS?
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i dont get why its funny.
Shocker.
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i'll shock your mother.
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8)
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So, no more new piece-a-dick?
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Bugger.
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I wonder what her "conversation" entailed ...
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Uhh, care to elaborate tricky?
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She never elaborates, she SUCKS.
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i would love to shart on you all.
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i really would
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you have done an excellent job of getting this thread back on topic, tricky. :)
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I'll pet your head tricky, don't worry.
*pets your head*
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I look forward to reading about the next guy. The current one will MIA in one week no matter what happens next.
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because then youd be covered in shit and you smell like a fart.
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In the truest sense, the gentlemanly thing to do would be to not put his penis inside you until there was some kind of committment. Because shit happens.
And your life gives as much viewing pleasure as a Michael Cimino film festival.
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youd like that, wouldnt you?
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Thanks for posting your life on the internet and expecting not to get advice you don't like.
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You two need to fuck and get it over with.
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Thanks, I'll stick to humans.
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Why do you look forward to reading about the next guy? I'm glad you view my life as a soap opera for your viewing pleasure.
Why do you say he'll be MIA? I hope that he at least calls me again to tell me that he doesn't want to get serious and that we should stop seeing each other, that would be the gentlemanly thing to do (he did request that we talk in a couple days). But, of course if he just decides to not call, it's a given.
I don't get it, I think I'd be a really good girlfriend, but I'm partial I guess.
Yes Brook, I do 'enjoy' reading your posts. Do I enjoy seeing people I have nothing agasint have constant rel issues; No, not really. I enjoy the interaction.
I say he will MIA from gut instinct. If the guy had something he needed to go do and couldnt keep talking to you about it, maybe I would of given him the benefit of doubt. I would have then taking it away from him again due to the 'jealous of you fucking others' but not atleast commiting to not dating others or a trial of a monogamous rel.
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yeah, i thought so.
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One man's trash is another man's girlfriend...
edit: Or not apparently.
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thats what your dads brother said to your dad about your mom.
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Because he doesn't have much time left on this earth anyway, so there really isn't much point.
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Good point.
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Especially when you can just pull the plug instead.
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*yawn*
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Especially when you can just pull the plug instead.
...stop global warming?
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I have been emitting inordinate amounts of methane while I've been ill...
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I agree with her; I have the same arrangement, however, this girl "follows the rules" ...
W3rd ...
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Follows what rules?
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First rule, we can't talk about it.
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isnt shart a strange word?
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rule #2: too clingy = no fuckie
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i think so.
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convince yourself that you don't care about hearing back from him. then, when he does call, you won't be giddy about it.
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that's pretty good advice. maybe not easy, but necessary when trying to spare your own feelings over a guy you've fucked possibly not wanting to see you anymore. i wouldn't say it will definitely keep you from feeling excited when he calls, but hopefully you can just put himout of your head until then, and not waste anymore energy worrying about it. nobody's worth worry lines except maybe your kids and your husband.
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convince yourself that you don't care about hearing back from him. then, when he does call, you won't be giddy about it.
i do stuff like this all the time.
but more to stop myself being disappointed.
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When I was younger I would make myself crazy about whether a guy would call me or not. I think he always did but I can't really remember, because I would "put him out of my mind" by drinking.
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There's no rules, however, there's clear "rules" to our arrangement ...
So, Brook, can I come over twice a week and just fuck you now as well?
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you never leave Jax, so I'm safe in saying "yes" to your answer.
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Heh ....
You never know ...
But at least I've been approved ...
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Thrash likes to do his own butt.
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well! things have taken another strange turn of events. though oddly enough it has nothing to do with Thrash or anal.
Waitaminute. I've had nothing to do with Thrash or anal. Does that mean this is about me?
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Fisting !!!!
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what?
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Not for this board, no.
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I don't really want this thread... someone else have it.
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Fuck buddy and I'll take it. Relationship, BYE.
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this thread tells us that kyle wants to get fisted by Si
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HAHAHAHA.
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fag
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i don't want to be fisted by anyone.
and don't tell LIES, tricky; nothing like that happened to ME in NYC. :P
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No, it happened in Jersey ...
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What happens in New Jersey stays at the bottom of a nearby body of water.
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Hahahahaha ...
Agreed ...
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No, it happened in Jersey ...
this is true.
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SNAP!!!
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(http://www.fistingcrazy.com/04_fist/04_fist54.jpg)
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You know, I'm gonna give you a "headbangin'" point for that ....
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Yea, the graininess of the pic convinces me that this was done right in front of your face.
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You know, I'm gonna give you a "headbangin'" point for that ....
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Sex vs Relationship:-
The latters like going out for a nice meal.Then being told u gotta do the washing up..
Sex vs Marriage:-
Going out for *some*nice meals.Having lots of shit meals there too.
AND being told u gotta pay for half the restaurant, at the end of it.
delete that, relationships are wonderful.Dont we all agree...?I mean no one EVER gets divorced do they?
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Oh no, no one here
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Everybody here knows that it's cheaper to buy a shovel.
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Drink bleach, it's cheaper than a gun.
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Everybody here knows that it's cheaper to buy a shovel.
Ahhh, Australia, the land of the big disappear.
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yesterday my french teacher tried to get us to have a debate about whether marriage is good or bad.
she was just using it as an excuse to rant about why it's wrong and how she doesn't want to ever get married.
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easy lay
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Hot underage girl and teacher action sounds like something I did in highschool... ahh memories.
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who was the hot underage girl?
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My friend, "Susan."
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*Pulling out my high school yearbooks to look for *Susan.
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I've heard of a lot of that now that some people I knew as students years ago and now adults from a school I did IT in ...