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Fucking on the bathroom counter(Read 31027 times)
Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #120 on: April 04, 2009, 09:03:26 PM
Well, maybe this week ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #121 on: April 04, 2009, 09:16:40 PM
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #122 on: April 04, 2009, 09:27:04 PM
I think this one's just looking for someone who won't beat her anymore ...

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Hi :) I find it tricky to write these things. A few things you may (or may not) find interesting about me: I love to travel. My dog is one of my best friends. I am independent. I enjoy road trips, live music and good company. My family means the world to me. I am frugal. I'm not a good driver. I hate fast food. Dr Pepper is my favorite drink. I love to sing (but can't very well). I know a few words to every song but I don't know all the lyrics to one song. I memorize useless facts. I like to read. I remember dates. I pretty much remember everything. I hate to be mean but feel that sometimes it is necessary. I believe that you should forgive and forget. I will talk to anyone about anything. I clean a lot. Some would call me a neat freak. I can't spell. I want to learn to speak another language. I love to get mail and e-mail. I have never broken a bone and I've only had stitches twice, if you want I will show you my scars. If you would like to know more email me.

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #123 on: April 04, 2009, 09:36:07 PM
Is that a tranny?



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #124 on: April 04, 2009, 09:44:15 PM
I don't know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #125 on: April 04, 2009, 10:07:03 PM
That's how they getcha...



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #126 on: April 04, 2009, 10:08:25 PM
Hmm, let's ask the expert ...

Hey, krapsna ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #127 on: April 04, 2009, 10:12:43 PM
That's a dude.

Damnit, where's Mosh to grab some suspected tranny packaged when you need confirmation?
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Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #128 on: April 04, 2009, 10:19:08 PM
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

So, you're Bloodninja?



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #129 on: April 04, 2009, 10:42:01 PM
That's a dude.

Damnit, where's Mosh to grab some suspected tranny packaged when you need confirmation?

I woulda asked him next, or, if you weren't around ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #130 on: April 04, 2009, 10:45:35 PM
I'd do it too... theres only one sure...



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #131 on: April 04, 2009, 11:36:42 PM
Awesome.

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Rape Fantasy - w4m - 45 (North Austin)
Reply to: pers-rmxat-1107643796@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-04, 10:02PM CDT


Would love for a perfect stranger to waltz into my unlocked house tonight and have their way with me...if I like your pic you will be the one to get my address! Can't wait to feel you inside of me!!

    * Location: North Austin
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #132 on: April 04, 2009, 11:39:13 PM
And she's only 45 years old.

You go girl!



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #133 on: April 04, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
Hmmmm ....
I'd be weary of that one ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #134 on: April 04, 2009, 11:48:11 PM
that would be a good way to get revenge on someone you don't like.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #135 on: April 04, 2009, 11:59:42 PM
Sorry the pic link didn't work.  The girl who sent me her pic looked just like "J", that's the only reason I posted it, I thought it was funny because it was ironic! Nar-Nar



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #136 on: April 05, 2009, 12:03:05 AM
Just give us a link to the personal itself ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #137 on: April 05, 2009, 12:15:41 AM
Hmmmm ....
I'd be weary of that one ...

Yeah. me too, after I'd "raped" her 4 or 5 times.



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #138 on: April 05, 2009, 12:18:35 AM
Do it with a tazer ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #139 on: April 05, 2009, 12:19:14 AM
Pfft... gotta be more rural... cattleprod.



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #140 on: April 05, 2009, 12:21:44 AM
Yeah. me too, after I'd "raped" her 4 or 5 times.

And that's just the foreplay. Zing!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #141 on: April 05, 2009, 12:22:38 AM
Foreplay?



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #142 on: April 05, 2009, 12:24:33 AM
What's that, Ian?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #143 on: April 05, 2009, 12:28:00 AM
Dunno... some new age concept wank thing I think...



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #144 on: April 05, 2009, 12:29:50 AM
So, it's when I swing my balls into the fan when I'm getting that thing called a "blowjob"?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #145 on: April 05, 2009, 12:30:57 AM
So, it's when I swing my balls into the fan when I'm getting that thing called a "blowjob"?

no, i think that's called castration.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #146 on: April 05, 2009, 12:31:09 AM
Just fuck already, you two. And videotape it and post it here.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #147 on: April 05, 2009, 12:32:55 AM
You two above first ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #148 on: April 05, 2009, 12:34:14 AM
or all four of us together!



Re: Fucking on the bathroom counter Reply #149 on: April 05, 2009, 12:34:41 AM
But Sarah and I don't have faggy sexual tension like you two. So that wouldn't make as much sense.
you treat me like a monologue ho