Nice ...

I am disappointed in your creativeness, Sash.

I just got off to the original post in this thread. OMG it was awesome.

I just got off to the original post in this thread. OMG it was awesome.

which part was your favorite?

This time I don't tell her to get on until like literally 2 seconds until am I about to blow. Like a panther, she quickly slinks on top of my cock and bounces, once or twice. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! Her pussy milks my cock dry. That was the longest orgasm I have ever had - probably 20 seconds or something. It was fantastic. I really liked how she sternly was saying "Cum Kyle. Cum" while she was bouncing. Yeow.

Well, I was about to walk out my door to go grab some food. But, I can honestly say I don't think my neighbors would be as delighted as tricky would be when introduced to my now, raging erection. (Thanks tricky.)

Dammit, I am hungry.

 

I wish I were your neighbor!

I was trying to be nice on the C-L thing.  You have gotten two responses.
1)
Hi there, I just read your Craigslist ad, you sound great, would you
be interested in a married woman lol


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2)HI Just found your posting in personals.. experimenting with this
to see how it works.. I will wait for u to email me back   I can
send a zip of some of my best pictures if u want.. IM female
blonde/good-looking/funny/curious!!


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The guy who I wrote doesn't think I'm a real person...... burn?

oh yeah, burn.

 He looks kind of like a guy I beat up outside of a bar once.

 You don't want to date a guy who gets beat up outside of bars, do you?

I was trying to be nice on the C-L thing.  You have gotten two responses.
1)
Hi there, I just read your Craigslist ad, you sound great, would you
be interested in a married woman lol


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2)HI Just found your posting in personals.. experimenting with this
to see how it works.. I will wait for u to email me back   I can
send a zip of some of my best pictures if u want.. IM female
blonde/good-looking/funny/curious!!


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Huh, no shit - two replies? With a simple little generic ad like that? Jesus Christ.

I mean you didn't even have to put in the fact that I have a car, my own place, and a job; it seems like 80 - 90% of the women on W4M have their standards so low, that that is all they ask for in a man.

Those replies are probably spam anyway.

Also, thanks for playing matchmaker.

oh yeah, burn.

Actually no. It's nearly impossible to find an actual, real woman on the C-L. The spam is ridiculous.

Don't take it personally. The new thing in ads is to say something that a spambot wouldn't know. Like the temperature/weather/something that happened in the news today, etc.

I'm a pro at this shit. 15+ dates, with probably 10+ women last year.

80 - 90% of the women on W4M have their standards so low

Well then they're perfect for you!

Yeah, I usually go icognito when replying to ads and don't really give out a lot of details at first. Girls like mystery, so I've heard - finding things out on their own. Only later do I piecemeal out facts like I work at a law firm, own a condo, am capable and responsible enough to take care of two cats, two plants and some brine shrimp (obviously animal lovers make them swoon hard), have enough dough to not have to worry about things, have tattoos, not tell them I am a virgin until a couple of months after we've been having sex already, ya know. I know I have a lot of things going for me, but I want them to find that out... in their own little ways.

I always love picking up a girl for the first time in the RX-8 hehe. (when the engine is fucking running) I just want to see their expression... I can pretty clearly tell a gold digger. From past experiences. Katie. Costa Rica. $thousands thrown to the wind.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1106021805.html

In case it's flagged here it is:

Real Men Only apply - w4m - 26 (South Central)
Reply to: pers-79rej-1106021805@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-03, 6:33PM CDT


Hey guy's it's friday night and I've got nothing to do looking to suck some white cock through my gloryhole i am a big girl and we need lovin to it was a pretty day outside here in austin never sucked a white dick until last week and now i want more clean men need only apply emails without pic's = deleted

    * Location: South Central
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Nice!

I can't read more than the first sentence or two of personal before I get bored.  That guy above btw is a sad beyond repair.  You got a couple more responses.  I finally got one with a picture....

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0249eccb47&view=att&th=1206f790e7f8e7e7&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

that's in your mail or something.  you need to post it somewhere else for us to see!

I wish I were your neighbor!

Meanwhile; so, you told her she was your first?

gaddammit, kyle, sasha is gay now.

GAAAAAAAY.

I'm a pro at this shit. 15+ dates, with probably 10+ women last year.

15+ dates, 10+ women, 0+ sex

10 + hotness

Meanwhile; so, you told her she was your first?

I did.

From http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?144330.140,

Today at the office I got a verbal beat-down by my boss and co-worker. I told them about barebacking and they were fucking pissed, and scared me into absolute submission. My boss told me a couple of weeks ago I better watch out because pussy makes dude's do stupid shit. Honestly, I didn't even think about the STD factor when she took the rubber off and we barebacked. Not nutting inside her was definitely on my mind, but my boss says pre-cum can actually get a chick pregnant too.

Anyway I was literally trembling after both of them karate- chopped me a new asshole with words. So I decided I HAD to have a conversation about this with her, TO-FUCKING-DAY.

So I asked her what she as doing for lunch, but she had a meeting. So I texted "Got some questions on my mind. I don't think it's smart to have unprotected sex w/out knowing more about each other. Kinda late in the game, but it wasn't really on my mind before. You have nothing to worry about, but I want to make sure I don't either."

Anyway I called her a bit ago and we had an adult discussion on the topic. I started it off telling her, "I meant it when I said you have nothing to worry about from me. You're the first girl I've had sex with." Yes, she now knows.

She basically was as chill and as matter-of-fact as I was when I told her and said "Oh, okay." She understood then why I am worried about the whole STD thing (and potential pregnancy issues) and immediately said that if we are going to continue to have sex, she'll go to the doctor and get tested for EVERYTHING. She says she has gotten tested in the past for the general things that the doctor can test you for, and she came out clean then and she takes Guardasil so there's no worry of HPV. (warts I guess) She also said she started her period two days ago so no worries about a fucking kiddo from any pre-cum.

Thursday night she's going to cook me dinner, and we'll see what happens - she may still be on her period.

Mello - in the past haven't you talked about period sex extensively? I think it was in my "classic" thread about the blanket I loaned the girl and she bled all over. Ew. Menstruation makes my stomach churn and burn.

0/10 on Craigslist?

I don't think most guys could manage that if they were trying to not have sex.

Sasha. Your dream dude.

Looking for Ms. Geek - 26 (North Austin)
Reply to: pers-pek4h-1106079221@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-04, 8:35AM CDT


This is a first for me so here goes. Im not a very outgoing so I dont get out much, and Im not good at just talking to people on the street. I enjoy games (video, pool, bowling, mini-golf), movies, books, and music. As I said im not very outgoing but Im game for what anyone else wants to do. Im considerate and Honest to a fault. Once I get to know someone and get to be friends then I can get to be pretty goofy.

Looking for a gal who enjoys some of the things I do, Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Playing video games, and whatever you like to do. Geek stuff pretty much. In the end I would like to find Ms. The-One but im not holding my breath, Id actually be happy just finding another friend. Preferable from the 18-30 range

Reply if you want more detailed info.

    * Location: North Austin
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Somebody should make a thread with funny/lame/sick Craigslist postings.

I thought we just did ...

Hahaha yes!

You know what, he'll get laid more often than baggy.