I hate life sometimes every day.

So "J" came over last night (in more than one way) and we went downtown to catch a local show. As we were walking to the venue, we walked past a group of people at a cross walk. Suddenly, I feel a tapping on my shoulder and turn around and it's a friend of mine - a former co-worker. He's there with his wife and a couple of friends. We chit-chat for a bit, and he introduces us to his friends. Talked for a few minutes more and then we had to go before the show started.
 
I didn't even think about it all - I mean it didn't even cross my fucked up mind, to introduce "J" to my friend, his wife or his friends. She just stood there for 5 minutes... hahaha. Seriously, I completely forgot about her. I think she went invisible for a while, because even my buddy and his group didn't ever look at her. Needless to say after we started walking back to the venue she asked "Who they were" and I explained. Then she said "You really should introduce people..." and I felt like a total and complete asshole. I hadn't even thought about it at all until she said that. It was a mental mind slap and a little embarrassing. I told her the truth that I am not used to this shit and just hadn't even thought about introducing her. She said it was cool, but I could tell she was super pissy.
 
But in even worse news - in fact maybe the worse news ever - when we were driving back to my place somehow I ended up telling her about the girl I was stalking at the Cut Copy concert at Stubb's (the one who was grinding up on my junk Friday before last). She was LIVID. I thought she was going to pull the car over and kick me out. Blah blah blah, she wouldn't let it go. I was just laughing about it. I didn't apologize for it. She was starting to piss me off because she wouldn't shut the fuck up about it, even when we got back to my place. Then at some point she said "I would like to think that I made a good choice with you - I mean we've been dating for 4 months."

Ouch. She's finally called us "dating". Dude, sigh. I call us "Fucking and I take her to dinner. Fucking and she makes me dinner." Argh. Fuck this - why I am stressed? Is it in fact because I could have feelings for her? Doubt it. It's probably because I am afraid of losing my easy-access pass to the pussy.

So depressing.

We fucked and fucked again for a couple of hours last night and despite not blowing a load in over a week, I still couldn't inside her. In fact I was a LOT less close than I was last time we banged. I think because I am tired of her. I really was not into the sex, didn't want to look or touch her that much either. She kept trying to lean in and kiss me and I'd move my head. She got off multiple times, and almost shattered the glass with her shrieks like normal, but I couldn't while having sex. So she gave me a loving blowjob and of course that did the trick.

I was yanking her chain telling her she shouldn't be so jealous, etc. She came back with "I am not jealous. I am just protective."

So I came back with, "When I was a kid and got in trouble for lying my step-dad would be like "Kyle why did you lie?". I would respond that "I was tricking you, not lying". She laughed and got the point.

Girls are ridiculous.

You're ridiculous.

Our little boy is becoming a man!

Welcome to the crushing reality of intergender relations.

you can't say it's just girls who are ridiculous because i have been on all sides of that fence. i have been the fucker and the fuckee and the completely fucked.

it is difficult to separate sex from emotion. .. not even sex from emotion. sex from ownership, almost. generally speaking, if you're screwing someone consistently, you don't want someone else screwing it too. i can understand where she's coming from. especially if you're the only guy she's had such a razzle-dazzle time with in the sack. of course she doesn't want you chasing tail all over town because she doesn't want to be forgotten. maybe her interest in you is more than just sexual. who knows?

she likes you, so figure out if you're going to be with her or not.

she likes you, so figure out if you're going to be with her or not.

Yeah, there isn't much more to say than that.

she likes you, so figure out if you're going to be with her or not.

I think he likes her a little, too.  Or, at least, he likes the idea of having her around.
I reference the skin cancer thread for his comments about how it felt to have someone caring about him.

she likes you, so figure out if you're going to be with her or not.

Yeah, there isn't much more to say than that.

I'm just actually AGREEING with Dylan here and thought I'd make it totally public ...

IF YOU HAVE BEEN DATING A GUY FOR THREE MONTHS
AND YOU HAVE NOT MET ANY OF HIS FRIENDS
YOU ARE NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND

You're his cumbucket!

slop-pail

So, at the six-month mark, Baggie should buy her a little piece of jewelery with "cumbucket" engraved on it. You know, as an anniversary gift.

I wholeheartedly agree.

hahahaha ....
Someone should start that as a brand-name ...

I think it'd catch on ...

Hey guys, well this all came to a head last night via phone. I am meeting up with her tonight, probably for the last time ever. You know what? I actually feel a little hurt in my heart.

Anyway, she totally exploded at me last night and said she "wasn't going to be my whore anymore". She proceeded to barrage me with texts and e-mail. Here's an e-mail.

"Kyle,

I am not okay with that. I can't be someone you just have sex with. I've been worried about this for a while, and I just can not pretend to be okay with nothing. I'm sick and tired of being used; I deserve better than that.

I really care about you a lot, and I can't just be someone you fuck. We have been dating for four months, whether or not you acknowledge it. If you don't want to be with me, it's time for me to bow out, and wish you the best. 

I am sick of being someone a man feels like they can fuck but not commit to, I am better than that. I really felt like we had a connection, but I am not going to wait the rest of my life for you to decide that you want to be with me.

Enjoy your dating, you have truly made a terrible week even worse. "

Um. So I should be happy, right? Well I was for a while... but suddenly, I don't feel so happy.

Anyway, I think I'm taking more time off from the boards. I get this way sometimes. That week without posting was great. I think I may make it a month. See ya around.

Nooooo... if we can't live vicariousaly through you then what do we have???

I guess I'll have to start posting about my antics *sigh*

Kidding.

But seriously, don't leave, I enjoy your updates. haha

Give her my number if you break up.

After you read that, how did you feel?
That should give you an indication of what you really think about this girl.

ps - don't actually give her my number, that was just to prove a point.

She won't do anal though ....
However, on the other hand, I DO like a challenge ...

Give her my number if you break up.

Dude, bagmans sloppy seconds... BAG-MANS!

At least we know he was clean ...

Give her my number if you break up.

Dude, bagmans sloppy seconds... BAG-MANS!

I was really only trying to prove a point. 

which is you want to felch fagmans semen?

which is you want to felch fagmans semen?

Only for cooking ingredients.

So what the fuck are we going to do now that we don't have baggy's sex updates?

I think I'm just going to go kill myself.

Yeah, it's not like there's much from me as of late ...

So what the fuck are we going to do now that we don't have baggy's sex updates?

I think I'm just going to go kill myself.

Start picking up strays from Craigslist's casual encounters and post about it here.

I'd take one for the team and do it myself but I'm practicly married.

I do have one very interesting CL causual encounter story that I could divuldge... hmmm. But I don't know if I should go there.

Oh yeah, you need to divulge that shit.

maybe we can look on craigslist.......

Yeah, was she the looker or the lookee?

Hey guys, well this all came to a head last night via phone. I am meeting up with her tonight, probably for the last time ever. You know what? I actually feel a little hurt in my heart.

Anyway, she totally exploded at me last night and said she "wasn't going to be my whore anymore". She proceeded to barrage me with texts and e-mail. Here's an e-mail.

"Kyle,

I am not okay with that. I can't be someone you just have sex with. I've been worried about this for a while, and I just can not pretend to be okay with nothing. I'm sick and tired of being used; I deserve better than that.

I really care about you a lot, and I can't just be someone you fuck. We have been dating for four months, whether or not you acknowledge it. If you don't want to be with me, it's time for me to bow out, and wish you the best. 

I am sick of being someone a man feels like they can fuck but not commit to, I am better than that. I really felt like we had a connection, but I am not going to wait the rest of my life for you to decide that you want to be with me.

Enjoy your dating, you have truly made a terrible week even worse. "

Um. So I should be happy, right? Well I was for a while... but suddenly, I don't feel so happy.

Anyway, I think I'm taking more time off from the boards. I get this way sometimes. That week without posting was great. I think I may make it a month. See ya around.

This is why you don't go chubby chasing for long-term.

The inevitable psychotic break is a pain in the aise.

... whoa

Also I'm drunk.

Look, I'm not in a relationship anymore ...
... even if I were, I'd prolly not stop you

[soul search]Nope, I wouldn't![/soul search]

Woah, that's a crazy story tricky.

Don't worry, we've all done sketchy things.

He doesn't respond.

Maybe he was in Montreal by then?

public knowledge:  bagman got a blowjob from a girl off craigslist, but he couldn't come.  I think he said she was about a 4.

No he was back by then. I just thought it funny because he responded saying ok yeah let's get together but when I responded to say "when's good for you" he never emailed me back. haha

Ok, lets do this. You, me, and my midget wife. Edible sex toys are encouraged and a live feed will be broadcast online so people can keep score.

Free trip to Japan?!? Count me in!

Prediction: baggie's gonna break it off with this chick and then regret it.

Well I'm entertained.

Prediction: baggie's gonna break it off with this chick and then regret it.

What odds are you offering on that?

1 to 2

He really should have lined up his next piece before this happened.

He really should have lined up his next piece before this happened.

For real... a true slut knows this! Bagman get with it!

We should collectively troll the CL and scan the airwaves for another potential docking bay.

Agreed ...

I was once (kinda) proud, now I'm deflated ....
*sigh*

You got rigid over baggy getting some, and now youre not rigid anymore?

FOR SHAME DAVE!

Swelled right on up with pride, I was ...

Looking back now, the last few posts look pretty wrong following Mosh's Sig ...

Chopper says: Harden the fuck up!

Here we go! She sounds right up baggy's alley.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1081709757.html

I'm sold on this one already, let's look at the pros:

1) She wants sex, it's in the first sentence.
2) She has juicy lips.  I don't know what this means but I want to find out.
3) Her only request is that you not be carrying some form of contagion that may kill her.

This looks like a slam dunk to me.

Also "w4m" and I'm prepared to assume this is a "w" and bagman is a "m." Green eyes? Shy? Small waist? How could this end in anything but success?

He really should have lined up his next piece before this happened.

You're assuming it's over.
Baggy tells me that he still has his balls.
That's good, right?

Well, if it's not over then no. He most certainly no longer has his balls.

He should have his next "piece" lined up regardless if his FB relationship with her is ending or not.

slaaaaaaaht.

Exactly.

omg kyle our breaths are bated.

I texted him to ask if "J" was his GF yet. nO RESPONSE@!!!!!!!!!!

I texted him to tell him you were getting worried.

thanks

edit: he texted to say i'll have to wait to find out with everyone else! dammit!

thanks

edit: he texted to say i'll have to wait to find out with everyone else! dammit!

gaddammit

that could be upward of a month!

kyle, get your scrawny biscuits back here and tell us stories

dammit

.... so you can get to sleep? heh

Woah, that's a crazy story tricky.

Don't worry, we've all done sketchy things.

Oh shit......I have one of those "sketchy things" stories that I TRY to forget about cuz it just makes me feel dirty thinking about it.  I don't know if I should tell it.  Let's just say Adderall is a helluva drug.

come ON

somebody tell me a story.

.......ugh.

Ok.  Well about a little less than 4 years ago I was hanging out with a dude who I did mad amphetamines with.  I was all fucking hopped up and horny as hell when I went to his GFs place with him to hang out.  Her roommate was some woman probably 40-45 years old.  She was some horny broad and her husband was away.  I ended up fingering her on the couch in front of the dude and his chick and when I went home I was all shuddery and grossed out and like WTF did I just do.  And it was even worse when I ran into her some time later at Wal-Mart or some place like that and she was all like flirty and I was all RUN GO GO GO. 

....ugh. 

well that was definitely not a put-me-to-sleep kind of story but thanks for sharing.

Well last night bagman and i were texting back and forth for a while. Seems like if he had a girlfriend he'd be at her house banging her, not texting some asshole from a message board...

he was doing what you your asshole?

14 feet of throbbing manlove

Tricky, for some reason your story makes me feel empty inside.

Were you jacking it when you read it?

Tricky, for some reason your story makes me feel empty inside.

hahaha why? i think it's funny.

oh man this whole thread is a WIN.

Yes it is. Funny thing happened a few months ago. "J" showed up as a match on OkCupid for me. I checked out her profile, I mean how could I not. The next day her profile had been deleted. (You can see who has visited your profile.) Hard feelings I guess.

I've definitely matured from when I posted this thread, but I know that I don't want another long-term relationship anytime soon.

Be a whore, both of you; together, even!

not gonna happen.

Yeah - I'm all about commie's twat now.

REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?