If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

are they forever a filthy lying douche bag or is there a chance for redemption?

Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.

why don't you go back and find an rt version of me telling you suck a cock....

ooh wait

you dont need to! there's already a LG version of that;)

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.1200

You have no idea that I like you do you ?

i've already planned the wedding....invitations go out tomorrow;)

Not that kind of "like".

And the link was wrong.

fixed http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.msg18599#msg18599

sooo....

we're not getting married then?!

sooo....

we're not getting married then?!

Just kidnap him.



I give people a second chance....but I'm more cautious about believing what they say.

WTF bitch??!  I thought WE we're gonna get married!  What a slut.  Well, I guess we can spitroast you.

WTF bitch??!  I thought WE we're gonna get married!  What a slut.  Well, I guess we can spitroast you.

we are!!

he was my back up plan.....


you're only allowed to call me slut when you're donkey punching me.

how does one do that on skype ?

I can deal with that.

TH, I guess that leaves just you and me. I'm gonna make you the happiest fat girl in Georgia...

sooo....

we're not getting married then?!

Just kidnap him.



I give people a second chance....but I'm more cautious about believing what they say.

I give some second chances, a lot of it depends on the severity of the violation.....

Not to be too on-topic, but I'd say that you can probably give someone another shot, but there's always gonna be that thing at the back of your mind that stops you from ever fully trusting them again.

Online - one chance

Offline - Can't answer that.

Not to be too on-topic, but I'd say that you can probably give someone another shot, but there's always gonna be that thing at the back of your mind that stops you from ever fully trusting them again.

I agree with this....

taking it one step further, if the trust violator was someone you were in a relationship with- could you carry on in a relationship with them?

would you ever be able to have a happy and trusting relationship again?!

As was said, depends how big the betrayal of trust.

As was said, depends how big the betrayal of trust.

And what kind of relationship it is and what's at stake, etc.

If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

are they forever a filthy lying douche bag or is there a chance for redemption?

I'm very very hesitant to trust anyone again aftet they have lied once. I hardly ever give people the benefit of the doubt. I've already been in a situation where I 110% trusted someone, but it turns out that they lied to me over and over.

Computer : BIOS - OS - Programs

My trust is a program. When a person lies to me they are forcing a patch on my trust.exe. Now being human, my BIOS can be affected by a corrupt patch, but thats never happened, at most must trust.exe locks up.

I tell people to fuck off after lying to me becuase they are fucking with my brain, more than the content of the lie.

(work in progress, train of thought not complete.)

how does one do that on skype ?

they sell accessories, like webcams.

when you break the trust, the relationship is over. You'll be searching for a new partner now, thanks

If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

I simply don't trust them anymore in THAT ASPECT of life.

If someone says they'll save a bottle of tequila for sharing with others, and they don't, then I'll still trust them to pick me up at the airport the next time I come to visit.
If someone says it'll be okay for an American to walk around in Hiroshima, and it isn't, then I'll still trust them to order my beers for me.

Just some examples. 

taking it one step further, if the trust violator was someone you were in a relationship with- could you carry on in a relationship with them?

would you ever be able to have a happy and trusting relationship again?!

If they lied about some aspect of the relationship (love, sex, money, time, interests), then that bridge is burnt.  It doesn't mean all of the bridges burn, though.

If someone says they're just going to visit a friend, and they end up making out with the dude all afternoon, then I'll still trust them to show up to a party that they invited me to where I don't know anyone.

So, in this case:  if sex is important to the relationship, then it either needs to change form or dissolve.

how does one do that on skype ?

they sell accessories, like webcams.

I just pic'd something that looks like a pez despenser.

Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.

I bet if we went there and started talking about fags and gangbangs and things no one understands, we'd get banned SO DAMN FAST.

Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.

I bet if we went there and started talking about fags and gangbangs and things no one understands, we'd get banned SO DAMN FAST.

Yep, but it seems to be an okay place, I just cant get my humor across within the rules. I does seem to move slow though.

have you tried using smileys?

NO !

TH, I guess that leaves just you and me. I'm gonna make you the happiest fat girl in Georgia...

In Georgia, huh?

That's where I'm gonna make Dave drive me to. I'm a coming to get me a treehugger...

Watchout for the chainsaw.

I bring me own...

300 quatloos says, she'll make you cry.

TH, I guess that leaves just you and me. I'm gonna make you the happiest fat girl in Georgia...

In Georgia, huh?

That's where I'm gonna make Dave drive me to. I'm a coming to get me a treehugger...

I just picture a drugged, homeless Australian wandering the streets of Atlanta.

Takes more than a lot to make me cry. Mostly because I care about nothing!

What's trust?

Takes more than a lot to make me cry. Mostly because I care about nothing!

Lies.


HoJo you are quickly becoming my favorite......sorry Zoomie.

HoJo you are quickly becoming my favorite......sorry Zoomie.

Favorite what exactly ? Any Fav list that Zoomie heads isnt something most people would want to be on.

haha!

I will forever be nice to him...so he will always be on the list. 

nice dodge.

nice dodge.

I was always good at dodge ball as a kid.

Takes more than a lot to make me cry. Mostly because I care about nothing!

Lies.

Meh, whatever.

Mostly because I care about nothing!

You'd care if ve cut off your chonson!

Meh... so I'd have to pee sitting down.

It aint like it's getting a huge amount of use anyways, and that's fine with me.

Meh... so I'd have to pee sitting down.

It aint like it's getting a huge amount of use anyways, and that's fine with me.

Well damn, maybe I can't make you cry. 

You can make me laugh...

that's a given

you can make him drink inappropriate amounts of strange brews

she's a witch of trouble in electric blue
in her own mad mind she's in love with zoom
with zoom
now what zoom gonna do?

I don't trust anyone anymore.  I just don't care enough.

You and me both. Let's get married.

that will end well.

The thought of Sasha in Aussie made me laugh so hard I almost got snot on my screen

that will end well.

Unhappily ever after!

Yeah. Constantly arguing whether it's weed night or heroin night...

I'm off the weed...

I'm off the smokes as well.

We'll see how long either of those last, eh?

You went turkey ?

Nicely played Ian. Congrats.

Yeah, I did it before, and it was easy enough for the first week... when the edge comes, I'll hit the patches.

Oh yeah, size 40 waist, here I come.

I don't trust anyone anymore.  I just don't care enough.

me?

Favorite what exactly ?

I would say "angry old men", but I think she's talking about LGers in general.
We're all becoming affectionate for one another.

Eventually, there will be a baby scare, and shit will get real.

Pffft, Sasha already broke the ground on that one...

Back in the A-S days, she posted about a punk rock shorty that was going to emerge from her vagina... One of the greatest threads ever lost to time.

I thought he meant Zoomie knocking hugger up.

Pffft, Sasha already broke the ground on that one...

I meant a HF/LG baby.

So i was right.

Pffft, Sasha already broke the ground on that one...

Back in the A-S days, she posted about a punk rock shorty that was going to emerge from her vagina... One of the greatest threads ever lost to time.

bahahaha I remember that.

I thought he meant Zoomie knocking hugger up.

That's my job.

Oh yeah, size 40 waist, here I come.

this made me a little bit moist.

you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

how does one do that on skype ?

they sell accessories, like webcams.

I just pic'd something that looks like a pez despenser.

http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/index.shtml.html

I thought he meant Zoomie knocking hugger up.

That's my job.

Youre going to get knocked.... ..          ........my hearts not in it tonight.

you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

now i understand why you didn't want me to shave...

you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

now i understand why you didn't want me to shave...

Look, man, I tried to give you your in and you FUCKED IT UP.

Good job, Luke. Real good!

:'(

On trust: Never trust a junkie.

On trust: Never trust a junkie.

Sorry, Dyl. I wouldn't trust you to pick up my dry cleaning.

If someone has proven themselves to be "untrustworthy"

how do you deal with it/them?

are they forever a filthy lying douche bag or is there a chance for redemption?

I've never been lied to like that. I know some of my friends have lied to me, I'm sure my parents have and I know that my brother has definitely but it's white lies. I've never had someone tell me something particularly vicious to hurt me. I've never been cheated on and I've never had to stop talking to someone because of lies.

But one of my friends is a terrible fucking liar. She doesn't lie to hurt me, she lies to everyone to make herself seem cooler, more dignified etc. She says stupid shit and she gets called out on it, a lot. I don't like it but I don't do anything about it. White lies, afterall.

Good job, Luke. Real good!

Yeah. Cool hand, Luke.

On trust: Never trust a junkie.

"One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."

I've never been cheated on

You believe.

Oh yeah, size 40 waist, here I come.

this made me a little bit moist.

you get yourself a neckbeard and we'll talk.

Ahhh, the one beard I can grow! WOOHOO!

I have kind of a surplus of facial hair. You want some?

Hang on a min, I'll just go and find a reply you liked on the RT version.

I bet if we went there and started talking about fags and gangbangs and things no one understands, we'd get banned SO DAMN FAST.

Yep, but it seems to be an okay place, I just cant get my humor across within the rules. I does seem to move slow though.

it's a different language...a different breed.

you break my trust i drop you out of my life

simple as that

asl?

Boobs?

You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone I can't have been cheated on.

Susan? Susan Boyle? Is that you?

Susan? Susan Boyle? Is that you?

I can't sing.

Genesis - I Can't Dance

You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.

how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.

Indian. She's indian. And young. I guessing now she had typical Indian parents.

You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.

how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.

And would that by any chance be a snipe at Bagman?

You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.

how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.

And would that by any chance be a snipe at Bagman?

It wasn't but, holy hell, you've just moved into the #1 favorite spot on my "HF" list!
AWESOME.

I'm wondering about her age, too. Old enough to remember when that Genesis song came out? I'm guessing not.

hahahahahahaha.... o man... ummm, you could of fathered her.

hahahahahahaha.... o man... ummm, you could of fathered her.

What? Fah-q couldn't, unless the age in his profile is wrong.

The age is correct. So how old would I have to have been to have fathered someone aged N/A?

Have.

The age is correct. So how old would I have to have been to have fathered someone aged N/A?

Have.

At least 29/30 now I'd say. I've never heard of parents younger than that.

So you're 14ish?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

No, 16.

Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air elements.  As a measurement, it must be a number.

There are many different kinds of numbers - natural, real, complex...

So, the first way we could get an "N/A" age would be for someone to have an age that is defined as a complex number ( 16 + 5i ).

Now, assuming the age is a real number, it could also be microscopically small, such that the value is not applicable.  An age shorter than the planck time (~5.4x 10^-44 sec) would allow for that.

And finally, assuming that the age is a real number that is larger than a unit of planck time, the only other option I can see (without getting into calculus) would be for the age to be a fraction with a denominator of 0.  However, I think that would imply that the unit of time used to measure her age would be unrepresentable within our coordinate space.


so, long story short:  she could be a figment of your imagination, that's the only way.

...have to have...
Have.

marvelous!  *clap clap clap*

Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air.

.. So professional swimmers are younger than the rest of us?

Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.

Even if its by accident.

still sad that i missed the picture of that!

Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.

pfft.. A few hours every month isn't going to make a big difference.

Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.

pfft.. A few hours every month isn't going to make a big difference.

When you get to be Zoomie's age, a few hours every month can mean a lot!!

Zing! 

How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?

How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?

I bet he was!

Yes, he was. Just not into anybody. Not for another 2 years after that!

How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?

You underestimate my pre-natal stalking skills.

Sorted : Fah-Q COULD of fathered Sakhi.

Sorted : Fah-Q COULD of fathered Sakhi.

I didn't realise it was physically possible to have children at 12.

You do now. 4 years too late.

Phil Collins is fucking creepy.

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air.

.. So professional swimmers are younger than the rest of us?

They're certainly younger than me.

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like, "Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like,"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? wanna demonstrate your technique on me?"

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like, "Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

he sells a delicious grilled octopus tentacle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI2d31M7Ns#lq-hq

Phil Collins is fucking creepy.

this ones great

Genesis - Land Of Confusion

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like,"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? wanna demonstrate your technique on me?"

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? What have you learned since THEN?"

All of the above.

she learned where a good dry-cleaner is

I plan on wearing outfits made entirely of paper towels.

I hope it rains.

I plan on wearing outfits made entirely of paper towels.

Dave, this is the prototype for your disposable buisness suit.

But one of my friends is a terrible fucking liar. She doesn't lie to hurt me, she lies to everyone to make herself seem cooler, more dignified etc. She says stupid shit and she gets called out on it, a lot. I don't like it but I don't do anything about it. White lies, afterall.

I take this back.

Today she told me she was pregnant. Fucking bullshit. I told her I didn't believe it. She was doing it for attention. See, other people believe her because they don't think she has any reason to lie but this is the second fucking time someone has said something to me like this and it irritates the hell outta me. They were discussing options for what to do with the baby! I mean, for hells sake. Why are people so blind?

Also, now she's just trying to seem more 'out there'.

Push her down a flight of stairs. Then you'll know for sure.

that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

which girl? i thought all the tits were pretty good. a good range, i'd say.

Mina Suvari

that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

also, this quote reminds me of a deep thoughts quote by jack handey.