Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like, "Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

he sells a delicious grilled octopus tentacle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI2d31M7Ns#lq-hq

Phil Collins is fucking creepy.

this ones great

Genesis - Land Of Confusion

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like,"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? wanna demonstrate your technique on me?"

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? What have you learned since THEN?"

All of the above.

she learned where a good dry-cleaner is

I plan on wearing outfits made entirely of paper towels.

I hope it rains.

I plan on wearing outfits made entirely of paper towels.

Dave, this is the prototype for your disposable buisness suit.

But one of my friends is a terrible fucking liar. She doesn't lie to hurt me, she lies to everyone to make herself seem cooler, more dignified etc. She says stupid shit and she gets called out on it, a lot. I don't like it but I don't do anything about it. White lies, afterall.

I take this back.

Today she told me she was pregnant. Fucking bullshit. I told her I didn't believe it. She was doing it for attention. See, other people believe her because they don't think she has any reason to lie but this is the second fucking time someone has said something to me like this and it irritates the hell outta me. They were discussing options for what to do with the baby! I mean, for hells sake. Why are people so blind?

Also, now she's just trying to seem more 'out there'.

Push her down a flight of stairs. Then you'll know for sure.

that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

which girl? i thought all the tits were pretty good. a good range, i'd say.

Mina Suvari

that reminds me of that move American Beauty. It was good that we got to see that girls tits in that film

also, this quote reminds me of a deep thoughts quote by jack handey.