Not that krapsna's masturbating or anything ...









EDIT: I remembered the actual title; sorry for the misunderstanding ...

We know Bagman's girl doesn't.

At least not with him.

I think she does, just not in the way he phrased it, you know, with his lovestick.

Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.

Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.

i think that only works if you cast a level three charm spell first.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

I'll take pics of that as well as your "sanitary aids" ...

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

you forgot all the menstruating.

Yeah, I ate that bloody cunt like a champ! It looked like I just smeared strawberry jam all over my face (complete with chunks!).

Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

PLEASE STOP.

Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

How did you know??? It's almost like you were there or something... oh wait you were!

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!

True, but I prefer amphetamine induced anorexia over nasty cunt talk induced bulimia.

Who is this krapsna?

Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...

Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...

Haha.  No shit.

I have SOOOOOOO missed you guys...

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

Hahaha.  Any girl who can make me laugh like that, deserves a crack at my cock.

Here's your second chance.

Or just with the strapon.

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

You must have found her G spot...

Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.

Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.

Ahhaha SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR.

Oh man. SHUTUPSHUTUP, I like you. If you ever want to get a ride on my "lovestick", let me know.

Shutupshutup you hurt my feelings! Luckily, being treated like trash turns me on. If you ever want to "lovestick" me full-force, let me know.

Back off! I saw SHUTUPSHUTUP first. Unless... lovestick threeway?! OMG!

Party train!! If we get a few more involved we could form a lovestick loop like the sodomites in Circle 7 or these "fruitless" Drosophila:



Hells yeah. Let's think of the angles. I think we'd need at least 5 to go all the way around. It seems to be working for the fruitflies. So beside tricky, shutup, and me we need just two more. Bids are open but I'm reserving equal veto power to all (of the 3 of us) on a pro rata lovestick basis.

I like where you are going with this. Note that the fly off by itself represents bagman in this scenario.