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General Category => For Sale => Topic started by: Luna on December 09, 2010, 08:13:27 PM

Title: espresso
Post by: Luna on December 09, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
...what do you do at the exact moment when your soul pushes away from the shore?
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2010, 03:05:46 AM
Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on December 10, 2010, 08:48:22 AM
For the record, I *am* trying to sell him something...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on December 10, 2010, 09:23:51 AM
Work me, baby. Work me...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 10, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Nothing adds insult to injury like knowing you paid to get the clap.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on December 10, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
*Luna sharpens Zoomie's razor blade with her cuntstrap*
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2010, 05:02:49 PM
Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: ttfg on December 10, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
Note to lurkers; A cuntstrap is the result of an extreme gonorrhea infection of an elongated labia.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on December 11, 2010, 02:13:18 PM
*takes notes while still not giving a fuck*
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: communist twat on August 29, 2011, 04:21:20 AM
I'll take it! ;)
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on August 29, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
The espresso or the cuntstrap(ing)?
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on September 04, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
It's a two for one sale...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on September 06, 2011, 02:27:00 PM
Sweet!
Summer clearance sale!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 13, 2011, 08:51:24 PM
Lily Allen,
Never Gonna Happen
It's Not Me, It's you

Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 14, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
So, as i was saying about twelve posts ago.....

.......maybe I don't have something for Sale exactly Mister Z.....


But a trade-  I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

And you'd like to acquire ____________?

Maybe we can bargain.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: FAH-Q on September 15, 2011, 01:43:42 AM
I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

Village?
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 15, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Some sort of all-terrain kick-ass bike.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on September 17, 2011, 09:48:02 AM
Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on September 26, 2011, 09:41:39 PM
Sun Drifter CB... ladies 16" frame in fuchsia pearl...

http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+CB&cl1=BIKE+PATH (http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+CB&cl1=BIKE+PATH)

Do the cooter a favor and get a noseless seat at WalMart $17.00

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-No-Pressure-Bike-Seat/9207800 (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-No-Pressure-Bike-Seat/9207800)
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on September 26, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
strike that, get the Drifter 3. Its what I have.

http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+3&cl1=BIKE+PATH (http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+3&cl1=BIKE+PATH)
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 26, 2011, 10:52:12 PM
ThanX !!!!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: FAH-Q on September 27, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Meh. Mountain bikes are where it's at.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on September 27, 2011, 05:34:50 AM
No mountains here, few off road trails and I use it as my primary transport when I'm not working. The pedal forward cruiser design puts much less strain on the lower back, so I can ride 120+ per day.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 27, 2011, 05:51:55 PM
I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Nitya on September 27, 2011, 06:25:38 PM
Gain weight, roll everywhere.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Tru on September 28, 2011, 12:09:11 AM
Dual piston action Dave.  The harder you pump the faster you go. LOL
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on September 28, 2011, 12:59:37 AM
I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?

Mr. Garrison made it in the episode "The Entity" (season 5, episode 11) ...

-"Can you make one WITHOUT something sliding in and out of your ass and mouth?"
-"Why would you want to do that?"

Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on October 01, 2011, 10:30:30 PM
My bad- Of Course Mr. Garrison invented THAT.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Commie on May 20, 2012, 05:39:59 AM
espresso is so fucking noms.. but i'm poor and have bad priorities.. I only drink that shit if someone else is buying.

$5 dolla for drink ima pwn in like 10 minutes? no!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: FAH-Q on May 20, 2012, 09:33:38 AM
bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Commie on May 20, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.

W0rd. part of the reason why i decided to never breed is i rather spend my money on colored duct tape and candy... then.. you know.. important stuff.

i had $63 dollars in my bank account last time i checked.. and spent $14 of it on a motorhead shirt and another $13 on  alcohol and energy drinks last night .. how many days are left this month??!?!? FUUUUUUCK.

at least i pay my bills first  ;D
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on May 20, 2012, 01:16:26 PM
Meh. Do what I did. Find a rich fat girl with a nice house someplace warm. I clean the pool, walk the dogs, cut the grass, cook the meals, get a nice allowance to do the shopping and I get to lounge around the pool, hang out at the beach, and don't have to get a job... problem is I got bored and want to buy a motorcycle. Oh well.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on May 21, 2012, 06:08:26 PM
I'm not sure HOW I am with it ...
... booze, however, is a must!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 10, 2012, 09:08:13 AM
... booze,

BEST part of finally (In two months) getting my own place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on September 10, 2012, 03:21:03 PM
Wow ...
So, asshole's traveling, and you finally took the fuck off?
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 10, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
Depends on what you mean by traveling.... I finally found a J.O.B! And yes! I'm taking the fuck off!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on September 10, 2012, 06:24:15 PM
I thought he got some job where he has to travel ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Luna on September 11, 2012, 08:46:02 AM
Turns out I can be somewhat gullible and over-trusting.  He does have a job now but, that doesn't change who he is.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on September 12, 2012, 06:48:57 PM
Ahhhh ....
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Commie on October 09, 2014, 06:51:03 AM
I've been drinking a ton of chi the lately.

shits delicious!
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Tru on October 09, 2014, 08:38:14 PM
I'm not aware of any coffee product called chi. What nationality is it and how is it prepared?

Is it like espresso or more like a tea?

I had some Taiwanese coffee/w alcohol that was super fucking yummy once, but the serving was so fucking small.
A few sips and it was gone. At $4.00 a pop how many of those can you have.

Oh my goodness it was good though. 
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on October 13, 2014, 01:49:03 AM
It's tea, dude ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on October 13, 2014, 06:39:28 PM
It's black tea brewed with whole spices. Try it as a cold latte, it's awesome.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2014, 01:54:42 AM
Werd ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on October 21, 2014, 04:55:19 AM
I use this one, slightly modified:  http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/homemade-chai-tea-recipe/ (http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/homemade-chai-tea-recipe/)



double the spices and half again the water. Then let it simmer back to one quart before adding 6 bags of Earl Grey. Bottle it in a one quart Grolsch. Twelve ounces over ice, topped up with 8 ounces or so of almond milk and a few drops of liquid stevia.

Absolutely awesom stuff.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2014, 09:15:30 PM
Sounds it ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Tru on October 22, 2014, 12:15:20 AM
Yeah thanks, I'll give that a try sometime.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2014, 02:45:40 AM
Sometimes you just gotta hand it to the hippies ...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: FAH-Q on November 01, 2014, 04:19:32 PM
Sometimes you just gotta hand it to the hippies ...

What, soap?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM OBVIOUS JOKE.
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on November 02, 2014, 12:26:51 PM
^5
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Zoomie on November 06, 2014, 08:05:28 AM
This has become a cool thread again. Went south badly after the OP lost her shit...
Title: Re: espresso
Post by: Thrash on November 06, 2014, 12:33:45 PM
Si pretty much made this thread ....
... just sayin'