I had posted about it, but feel like I need to start a thread about it.

I hung out with a couple transgendered friends recently. Let me preface by saying that these two are really cool people, funny, and incredibly smart. One is a math teacher and the other is a college student.

Anyways, somehow one of them ended up showing me some questionable pictures. I was all "WTF IS THAT??? IS THAT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE??!!??"

She told me about how when she got her testicles removed (she is on female hormones, and after a certain amount of time of being on them, you have to do this, or it can lead to side-effects), she wanted to keep them and do something with them. The doctor wouldn't let her take them home, though. So she asked another friend of hers (who I have met before) who was getting her testicles removed if she could ask the doctor to keep them. So the friend got them FedEx'd home, and my two friends and one more person went over to her house. She cooked them in a frying pan and the four of them ate them.

The pictures that she showed me were of the testicles in a frying pan, and one of her holding a piece of one a toothpick and about to eat it.

How do you feel about this story? Yawn inducing or really, really fucked up?

disgusting freaks.

What do you think? It's totally fucked up, that's what it is.

All of these people who are into drastic body modification are completely fucking nuts.

I was pretty shocked myself. Yeah, I think it's fucked up, but I know you are all jaded internet freaks who've seen every image on rotten.com, etc. so I was wondering what everyone else thought about it.

Im not looing at the pics but, yeah fucked up....and then....seems like the kinda thing people do these days.

Well, I did watch that BME Pain Olympics video.  Eating surgically removed testicles is significantly less weird than chopping them off yourself.  Still pretty fuckin' weird, though.

Tulip has an acquaintance with an impulsive amputation disorder. She froze her own legs with dry ice and then chopped em off.


THAT is fucking messed up...

How high up did she amputate them?

Double amputee close enough to the hips makes DP-DA at least seem feasible.

Hmm...

According to tulip she left about 6" femur. But she didn't cut them equally so I bet it's REAL unattractive...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=587696&id=1053307990

Looks like she needs to amputate a bit higher.

Hmm...

I wish Zoomie would lie more often.

I'm sure, but as I've proven, the truth is infinitely more interesting.

And bile inducing.

That's awful. Testicles feasts and amputations all round...

I know a guy who lost his foot in a snowmobile accident, and he joked about having it made into a keychain...but he was joking.

...seems like the kinda thing people do these days.

There's nothing new under the sun. I doubt the myth of Sodom and Gomorrah came into being without inspiration, and then there were those Roman emperors...

Yeah, i fall into "Holy MACKEREL ~ disgusting!" folks, but i'd never consider eating human flesh.

Did they get the idea from the T. Harris / Hannibal Lecter movies/books?

Folks say that that is part of the problem with so much violence on TV ~ it inures us to it, and perhaps they're right.  Most folks wouldn't think something like this up, just on their own and out of the blue.

Or i certainly HOPE they wouldn't...

The violence isn't always on TV W. It's more often in us.

Dude.....that's fucked up, really fucking gross......and that's coming from me.

Looks like Dylan picked the wrong week to be a pussy.

I didn't choose to be a pussy.....I was born this way, you fucking prick.

I meant the whole "I screwed up and will take a break from here as penance" deal.

I'd never hold your birth against you.

Don't even pretend that you didn't fully enjoy my absence.

Actually I kind of missed you. No one needlessly whines about stupid shit like you, Dylan. No one.

True dat, true dat.

Yummy.

So.... what was the recipe for these fried gonads?

Could the recipe be used in Nicks grilling thread?

Details already, woman!

This whole thread is gross.

I know, great, innit?

Welcome To Loaded-Gun

there was a tribe that was thought of as "cannibals", however, were not truly ...
They would "reclaim" themselves whenever something was amputated by any means by consuming it ...
The logic was "I hunted, I ate, it was part of me, I'm taking it back" ...
I cannot recall any other part of this that I read years ago ...

On the other hand ...
Oh, sorry ...

[Si]OTOH[/Si] I've always said that anyone getting gender reassignment has FAR more issues than "I'm a (gender) trapped in (the other gender's) body" ...

I've read about people who feel the need to be amputees. That is some freaky shit. Apparently they feel a lot better with the offending limb(s) gone.

I can't imagine not wanting my legs.

Next time I have a kid, I'll invite everyone over for placenta...

Stewed or fried?

George Foreman'd.

Mmmmm that sounds yummy.

If I could PS, I'd make Homer Simpson drool while saying "placenta" ...

The violence isn't always on TV W. It's more often in us.

Dippy, i know, but God has told us that it's not what we put into us that defiles us ~

it's what comes out...

I meant the whole "I screwed up and will take a break from here as penance" deal.

I'd never hold your birth against you.

WHERE's the BIRTH CERTIFICATE???  rofl

eating human gonad is not cool

But eating gorilla or chimp gonad is totally cool.

So.... what was the recipe for these fried gonads?

Could the recipe be used in Nicks grilling thread?

Details already, woman!

Pan fried in a bit of olive oil. That's it.

According to tulip she left about 6" femur. But she didn't cut them equally so I bet it's REAL unattractive...

This reminds me of a book I read called "Geek Love". Awesome book. Everyone go out and read it. Basically this guy is born with fins instead of legs/ feet and arms/ hands, and he gathers a following of people who get their arms and legs amputated off under his directions so they can be more like him.

yeah, i have that book. it is good. that's only part of the story line though really. the whole family are fucked up freaks.

what she says is truth. lots of crazy stuff in the book.

I'm not without compassion. But creating a group of man made thalidomide people? Read some John Sandford where he describes people being hung up and disemboweled alive by a serial killer. I somehow find that more interesting.

I read Geek Love about a hundred years ago, when I was young and impressionable...

I recommend reading the Wasp Factory by Iain Banks... if you want something just as fucked up.

If "Geek Love" doesn't involve Chris, naked, spread, and/or doing a DP, I'm not reading it ...

I watched DP porn last night! It was hawt.

ew

only balls i eat are attached to my hot older dick. Theyre alive and kickin.

I watched was the star of a DP porn last night! It was hawt.

Fixed ...

I watched was the star of a DP porn got spit-roasted by bagman & danzig last night! It was hawt. Tricky jerked off to it.

Fixed ...

I bet you did.

I bet you did took it up the ass like a good little girl.

fiiiiixed.

Thanks for making it sound like something creepy that Zoomie would say.

 
 
 Grossss.

IKR

I do fine by myself, don't drag me into your diseased little 16-way fantasies.

I prefer 17-ways.

I was talking to Danzhog.

Fry his balls!

Yes, do it!

And, ummm,

exactly which one of us is going to hold his (diseased) cock,

and/or balls,

whilst y'all

Do-the-Do?

Thanks for volunteering ...