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Fucking in an MRI machine(Read 6479 times)
Fucking in an MRI machine on: August 30, 2009, 06:01:17 PM
This deserved its own thread: http://www.newscientist.com/articlevideo/dn17662/34860226001-human-sex-from-the-inside-out.html

Some old pervert wanted to see what fucking looked like in an MRI machine and the conclusion is that it looks awesome.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 08:46:15 PM
Surprisingly uninteresting, but a trailblazer nonetheless
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 09:13:51 PM
boldly going where everyone thinks science should have been headed for ages
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 11:13:21 PM
lol
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #4 on: August 31, 2009, 05:11:50 AM
How's he gonna get a sheep in there to record Kiwi sexual habits?



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #5 on: August 31, 2009, 05:20:04 AM
you never try lamb?
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 10:32:11 AM
TMI.
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 03:04:31 PM
I would like to see the MRI of a midget Kiwi fucking a lamb.  Also, a chick getting boned by a miniature stallion!



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #8 on: August 31, 2009, 03:44:28 PM
How about an MRI of the Mr. Hands incident?
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
Seems she was pretty flexible ...
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #10 on: August 31, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
How about an MRI of the Mr. Hands incident?

I'd watch an MRI of someone's colon being perforated by a horse cock.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 08:45:34 PM
Also, a chick getting boned by a miniature stallion!
Haha yes. Shetland Pony all Slaughterhouse 5 style.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 01:39:11 AM
I didn't realize how squishy a woman's organs are.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 09:33:39 AM
Oh I've known that for years.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #14 on: September 02, 2009, 05:31:59 PM
Yeah the vagina itself is only 4"-5" deep; your internals move to accommodate ...
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #15 on: September 03, 2009, 03:11:18 AM
I feel like my vagina is wayyyyyy deeper.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #16 on: September 03, 2009, 03:16:51 AM
How many dicks does it take to get to the center of a trollop?
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #17 on: September 03, 2009, 03:17:36 AM
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #18 on: September 03, 2009, 02:36:53 PM
I feel like my vagina is wayyyyyy deeper.

It's not ...
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #19 on: September 03, 2009, 05:02:27 PM
I feel like my vagina is wayyyyyy deeper.

Pics of a ruler in your vagina, pls.
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #20 on: September 03, 2009, 05:52:55 PM
It's more like 6", average. At 4" you're probably thinking of the length of the really sensitive part.
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #21 on: September 03, 2009, 06:08:06 PM
I think he's just trying to make himself feel better.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #22 on: September 03, 2009, 07:12:25 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #23 on: September 04, 2009, 03:19:40 PM
It's more like 6", average. At 4" you're probably thinking of the length of the really sensitive part.

It depends on the girl, actually ...
... and it's only about 2" or so that's the most sensitive
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #24 on: September 04, 2009, 03:21:13 PM
Well, at least I'm not wasting anything then.

Wait, CRAP I MESSED THAT UP!!!!
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #25 on: September 04, 2009, 03:37:50 PM
Once you blow your liquid heroin all over the inside she ain't gonna feel anything anyway...
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #26 on: September 04, 2009, 03:42:33 PM
hahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #27 on: September 08, 2009, 01:31:22 AM
shit i forget what show i was watching but there's a video (an actual video, not mri)  that was in a vajayjay and it showed what it looked like when a guy would squeeze one out inside.. it was... interesting.. if i could i'd get THAT mental image out of my head now id be happy
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Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #28 on: September 08, 2009, 02:24:39 AM
I saw that same video in the 7th grade in health class.  When he blew it inside the cervix looks like it is "kissing" when it is bringing the semen into the baby making area.  It was gross and then to make it worse my lab partner asked me to pick up his pencil, and when I did, I noticed that he had pulled his penis out.



Re: Fucking in an MRI machine Reply #29 on: September 08, 2009, 02:28:52 AM
Was that class with Mr. Lee or Mrs. Dubie? You went to Porter right? Hahaha. Me and Joseph were in the 7th grade class with Mr. Lee and when he put up the diagram of a cock and nuts on the overhead we made a big fucking commotion. "EWWW. FUCK THAT. GROSS" etc. and he made us leave the room.