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Thread about SEX and GOSSIP(Read 5483 times)
Thread about SEX and GOSSIP on: September 19, 2009, 02:18:54 AM
This is a thread about sex and gossip. I'm posting it to prove a point to myself.

Mosh actually IS an entire sex shop.

Thrash performs anal rape and auto-fellatio in Jacksonville, FL.

Eitje isn't afraid to break a girl in half.

Bagman's penis has "I <3 hojo" and red bumpy things on it.

Danzig will fist anyone for some cough medicine.

Hip needs a good spanking.

Daddy posts pictures of his dick online.

Sasha likes cum and dominating men.

Tru likes to get drunk and flash pregnant women.

I'm completely asexual.

Anything to add to my thread?
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 02:22:59 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 02:25:54 AM
Eitje told me your labia are "kinda weird", but he clammed up when I asked him to specify.

Is it like, they don't touch at the top, or something?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 02:26:37 AM
They don't even exist! That's how weird they are.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 03:36:04 AM
Mosh actually IS an entire sex shop.

This is completely accurate. Would you like to buy some equipment from me?

Thrash performs anal rape and auto-fellatio in Jacksonville, FL.

This is completely accurate.

I'm not sure about the others.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 06:37:31 AM
The point being nobody will share more ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 06:49:40 AM
This is a thread about sex and gossip. I'm posting it to prove a point to myself.

Hip needs a good spanking.

A friend of mine is about hip's size from what I can tell, and some of my friends and I gave her a spanking for each year she is on her birthday. By the time we got to 25, she said she couldn't feel her ass anymore. The first smack I got in on her was #3 and I lifted her off the ground. If I run into hip at the NEMHF, I'll be sure to offer her one good smack on the butt.

Daddy posts pictures of his dick online.

I'm an exhibitionist at heart.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 09:16:44 AM
I like cum and dominating men AND women.  You will get yours in Japan, trick.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 10:25:46 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 01:07:42 PM
Anything to add to my thread?

Someone from the boards has seen a digital photo of my penis.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 02:24:54 PM
And someone else may or may not have seen it up close and personal.

I like cum and dominating men AND women.  You will get yours in Japan, trick.

You will get yours in Japan, trick.

I'm scared, someone please hold me!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 02:27:38 PM
And someone else may or may not have seen it up close and personal.
ixnay on the oriesstay about oshmay.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #11 on: September 20, 2009, 12:32:51 AM
I'll hold you, that's what I'm here for.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #12 on: September 20, 2009, 12:47:55 AM
She wants to be used...get on it egg man.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #13 on: September 20, 2009, 05:42:02 AM
And someone else may or may not have seen it up close and personal.
ixnay on the oriesstay about oshmay.

You promised to keep that turkey slapping incident secret!



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #14 on: September 20, 2009, 03:25:04 PM
And someone else may or may not have seen it up close and personal.
ixnay on the oriesstay about oshmay.

You promised to keep that turkey slapping incident secret!

Mosh, eitje, and turkey? sexy.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #15 on: September 20, 2009, 03:27:20 PM
let me amend your katie gossip: i need a good spanking and a cock in the mouth.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #16 on: September 20, 2009, 03:29:16 PM
plastic dildos
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 11:03:57 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #17 on: September 20, 2009, 03:35:10 PM
did you wake up with it there?



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #18 on: September 20, 2009, 03:37:31 PM
nope
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #19 on: September 20, 2009, 03:47:58 PM
did he ask you or did you just go to town? i like to roll with scenario b, myself.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #20 on: September 20, 2009, 03:49:11 PM
boobs for all
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 11:02:49 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #21 on: September 20, 2009, 05:09:27 PM
What a fucking good bad girl, uhm, good job ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #22 on: September 20, 2009, 05:32:48 PM
Your will and determination gives hope to others, tricky.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #23 on: September 20, 2009, 09:31:00 PM
why don't more girls partake in this behavior? blowjobs are great.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #24 on: September 20, 2009, 09:49:36 PM
They want control. I guess or they learned the great notion that the male is supposed to initiate everything.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #25 on: September 20, 2009, 10:08:02 PM
Half th fun is the wrestling qnd th punchhes to the jaqw...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #26 on: September 20, 2009, 10:53:06 PM
I just got mad laid, with an awesome blowjob, just 2 hours ago ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #27 on: September 21, 2009, 01:12:22 AM
I am cyber punching you all in the nuts.  I want to get laid.



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #28 on: September 21, 2009, 01:33:14 AM
Sorry; here's a gift ...

*cyber lay*

Feel any better?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thread about SEX and GOSSIP Reply #29 on: September 21, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
It was not, it was weak.