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What's your fave thing to search on porn sites?(Read 11232 times)
What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? on: May 12, 2009, 11:10:30 PM
I just love the search on porn sites.. So, what have you guys been looking for in porn recently?


My current fave thing to look up is "angry cocks". I'm not sure why.. curious I guess.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 12:40:13 AM
"angry cocks"? hahahaha

let me give you a few keywords that i enjoy:

anal, twink (on gay sites), double, facefuck, tribbing

that's all I can think of right now.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 01:22:34 AM
"tricky"
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 01:36:13 AM
so lazy. what's tibbing?



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #4 on: May 13, 2009, 03:04:41 AM
Tribbing. Tribadism. As in scissor sisters. The position, not the band. Although they're pretty damn good too.

Obviously you're not big into the FF porn. That and FMF is the best.

Imagine holding a pair of scissors open in each hand. Now make as if each pair was a pacman trying to eat the other at right angles, sorta. That's trib.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 03:27:32 AM
Porn is so boring.  I watch it and I think, "why are the bottoms of that girls feet all black?" or "ugh another shaved asshole....".



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 05:00:05 AM
double fist squirt, rectal prolapse, facial abuse, crying anal, pussy pumping, dirty sanchez, donkey punch, and cleaveland steaming

just a few of my favourite searches



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #7 on: May 13, 2009, 07:27:40 AM
No hot carl?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #8 on: May 13, 2009, 07:28:14 AM
Tee hee.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #9 on: May 13, 2009, 07:43:55 AM
I type my own name in.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 08:46:53 AM



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 09:25:05 AM
Ahh ok.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 03:43:05 PM
I just got with most viewed or highest rated and pick from like the 20 choices I get up front.  I'm not selective enough to go rolling out search terms for specific shit.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 07:51:29 PM
spanking



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 08:22:00 PM
I just got with most viewed or highest rated and pick from like the 20 choices I get up front.  I'm not selective enough to go rolling out search terms for specific shit.

That's very generic of you. There tend to be too many cookie-cutter blondes in the most viewed/highest rated stuff for me.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 09:05:21 PM
I just got with most viewed or highest rated and pick from like the 20 choices I get up front.  I'm not selective enough to go rolling out search terms for specific shit.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 05:46:15 PM
That's very generic of you. There tend to be too many cookie-cutter blondes in the most viewed/highest rated stuff for me.

I get where you are coming from on this, that's why I choose from about 5 different sites, or just scroll through a few days worth of the top picks and find one or three that look decent.  There's so much choice nowadays you don't really have to go looking very far.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 06:02:48 PM
My ex and I used to look up "oiled up ass" a lot. It's nice when they break out all the oil and spank on it then hit it doggie style.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #18 on: May 14, 2009, 07:45:14 PM
Amateur. I hate pornstars and their fake tits and elephant cocks and forced dialogue.
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #19 on: May 14, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
Amateur. I hate pornstars and their fake tits and elephant cocks and forced dialogue.

I love pornstars and their fake tits and elephant cocks and forced dialogue.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #20 on: May 14, 2009, 10:02:06 PM
That got a mini-LOL.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #21 on: May 14, 2009, 10:28:33 PM
maybe half a captain obvious star?

Come on, platinum blondes with bad tit-jobs faking orgasms all over my screen... more please
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #22 on: May 15, 2009, 12:00:40 AM



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #23 on: May 15, 2009, 08:33:17 PM



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #24 on: May 15, 2009, 10:12:32 PM
Hey man, I left the door open. Nobody forced him inside...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #25 on: May 15, 2009, 10:33:44 PM
He may have some non sexual love for elephant peepee...

That's twisted.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #26 on: May 15, 2009, 11:25:18 PM
Hey man, I left the door open. Nobody forced him inside...

Zoomie you're getting me wet..



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #27 on: May 16, 2009, 10:34:08 AM
I've been trying to narrow down what gets you wet and I've come to the conclusion that narrowing down what doesn't get you horny would be far less time consuming
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #28 on: May 16, 2009, 11:24:56 AM
I've been trying to narrow down what gets you wet and I've come to the conclusion that narrowing down what doesn't get you horny would be far less time consuming

You JUST figured that out?
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Re: What's your fave thing to search on porn sites? Reply #29 on: May 17, 2009, 12:47:06 AM
He doesn't know me as well as you do Danzig, give him time. . .