Definitions according to Wikipedia (definitely not the be all end all for definitions:

Asexuality is a sexual orientation describing individuals who do not experience sexual attraction[1][2] or do not have interest in or desire for sex.
Heterosexuality refers to sexual behavior and attraction to people of the opposite sex, or to a heterosexual orientation.
Heteroflexible/ Bi-curious is a term used to refer to someone who does not identify as bisexual or homosexual but feels or shows some curiosity in a relationship or sexual activity with someone of the same sex.
Bisexuality refers to sexual behavior with[1] or physical attraction to people of both genders (male and female), or a bisexual orientation.
Pansexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.
Queer has traditionally meant odd or unusual, though modern use often pertains to LGBT (gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, intersex) people.
Homosexuality refers to attraction and/or sexual behavior between people of the same sex, or to a sexual orientation.

So what is the difference between pansexuality and queer? And what is a person who will have sex with males and females but doesn't want to have a relationship with the same gender as their own?

But it says pansexuality doesn't care where it comes from, queer does.

What if I fell in love with a bow, or a bridge?

With Pansexual, I think the key words are "potential" and " desire", the writer uses the word  "activity" and "behaviour" for the other defs.

I would of said Bi-sexual to the second question.

~shrug.

maybe they need some new deffinitions.

What if I fell in love with a bow, or a bridge?

Is this a gay for sailing reference? Cuz spars get my blood up...

Anyboy wanna come about with me?

I need someone to tug on my mainsheet, furl my headsail, check my jibcars, chock my rode and clear my spinnaker chute.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Is this gay? I need someone to clear my chute.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Yes, it's cheap. I know.

I need someone to tug on my mainsheet, furl my headsail, check my jibcars, chock my rode and clear my spinnaker chute.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

I like the cut of your jib.

You know you want to set my whisker pole...

I tie a mean bowline.

Take pretty much any greek prefix and "sexual" and you have a great time!

I forget when it was exactly, but a while back I said that tricky was tip-sexual. 

Hahahaha gotta love wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowline#History

Take pretty much any greek prefix and "sexual" and you have a great time!

Bagman is a beta-sexual.

I'm a trysexual, I'll try anything once... har har har

Bagman is a beta-sexual.

I think that's a letter, not a prefix.

pre = before
fix = attach

dumbass could be made up of the prefix (dumb) and the stem (ass).

i do concede my use of hyphen clouds the issue somewhat. but i couldnt let the fact i knew something about words pass.

I'm a trysexual, I'll try anything once... har har har

Generally, me too, except for three things.

I'm a trysexual, I'll try anything once... har har har

Generally, me too, except for three things.

Kyle, Danzig and Lucas?

That route would be atleast 4 things.

Bagman is a beta-sexual.

I think that's a letter, not a prefix.

Whatever. I just love the idea that for twenty-some years, bagman was the alpha version. He test-ran his dick, trying to make sure it was ready for release into general consumption. Finally, late last year, he released bagman-beta. Still a little buggy, but functioning better than bagman-alpha. Once he works out all the kinks, maybe he'll be able to start charging for his product.

Although he might wanna find himself a few more beta-testers, just to make sure that the first two were being honest with their satisfaction in the product. Strength in numbers.

That route would be atleast 4 things.

Hahahaha

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

Kyle, Danzig and Lucas?

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

Huh. Interesting, I'm not on that list.

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

Huh. Interesting, I'm not on that list.

not directly...

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

Kyle, Danzig and Lucas?

I'm an ANIMAL!

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

Pee's all good then?

She also didn't list emetaphelia.

I'm thinking I should prepare for our date with a lovely dinner of calf brains in black butter and chocolate milk...

The three things I won't try are shit, underage people, and animals.

Pee's all good then?

Hehe.....yeah, pee's all good then, right?

Oh I forgot, I also won't fuck any family members.

blood or law ?

Oh I forgot, I also won't fuck any family members.

Well, technically we are all family.  We all come from the same people.  So, how many degrees of separation do you consider family?

Oh puhlease. Don't get all hippy on me.

Fine, I'll just get all semen on you.

c'mon people now
smile on your brother
everybody get together
try to love one another right now

* FAH-Q plays air-sitar

And what about dead bodies that are still warm? If of course, said dead guy, died with a raging boner.

Still warm?......if she was hot, yeah.

I was listening to nirvana thismorning.

leave the hippy shit to me everybody ! by order of zoomie.

I'm listening to Ministry right now.  Much less hippy than Nirvana.

And what about dead bodies that are still warm? If of course, said dead guy, died with a raging boner.

My girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy!

Pansexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.
Queer has traditionally meant odd or unusual, though modern use often pertains to LGBT (gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, intersex) people.
Homosexuality refers to attraction and/or sexual behavior between people of the same sex, or to a sexual orientation.

Homosexuality is two guys or two girls.

Queer can be a girl and a male-to-female transgender person (met a couple like this at a church BBQ one time) or whatever.

Pansexual is someone who is open to anything with no limitations (gender-wise) and as far as I can tell, is attracted to just about anything.  I would use this to describe someone who will literally hit anything.  I've met one person in my life actually who claimed to be a pansexual (one of my girlfriend's friends from school) and she has dated guys/girls/whatevers/etc.

Bagman is a beta-sexual.

I think that's a letter, not a prefix.

Whatever. I just love the idea that for twenty-some years, bagman was the alpha version. He test-ran his dick, trying to make sure it was ready for release into general consumption. Finally, late last year, he released bagman-beta. Still a little buggy, but functioning better than bagman-alpha. Once he works out all the kinks, maybe he'll be able to start charging for his product.

Although he might wanna find himself a few more beta-testers, just to make sure that the first two were being honest with their satisfaction in the product. Strength in numbers.

I like to think of it a vapourware. Like Duke Nukem Forever.

Because all we really have is his word for it.

Oh I forgot, I also won't fuck any family members.

Would that prohibition include a husband?

I like to think of it a vapourware. Like Duke Nukem Forever.

Man, and 3D Realms recently closed the doors on that project forever.

I was serious about he bow and/or bridge thing ...
There was a world-class archer who was in love with her bow ...
When she "broke up" with it, she quit archery ...

She then went on to love the Eiffel Tower, and then The Brooklyn Bridge; she even married a piece of it and has a satisfying sex life with it ...

Correction: She's now married to the Eiffel Tower ...
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6751223

Medical experts ABC News contacted said they were not familiar with objectum sexuals, some said it might be classified as paraphilia, a disorder in which a person has an unusual sexual interest. Some psychologists suggest that people with the condition may have been sexually abused.

I am vaporware.

<insert bloatware line here>

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I'm listening to Ministry right now.  Much less hippy than Nirvana.

i've fucked to ministry, which means it is in no way definable by the word hippie. there's nothing mellow about my fucking. or at least, there better not be.

there's nothing mellow about my fucking.

I don't believe you.

I have too. Small world!

It is good fuck music..

I don't believe you.

(why the edit, sugarpop?) you should believe me. i don't like to make love, but gosh! i sure do love fucking.

(why the edit, sugarpop?)

Because I wanted to add a quote, your mortal enemy!

i sure do love fucking.

psch.  that's what all the girls say.

Wow....both of you have fucked to Ministry.....and I find that super hawt.

You'd find cheeto dust collecting on Zoomie's chin super hawt.

No.  No I would not.

I don't eat cheetos.

i sure do love fucking.

psch.  that's what all the girls say.

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

BEST. GIRL. EVAR.

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

I'd rather not see someone even once a week.  I want a "relationship" where I see the person every other weekend and talk on the phone no more than 15 minutes at a time (and not every night).

Too bad I never meet girls who think that's a good idea.

Dude, if you only knew...

THREAD HIJACK

I was on the Appalachian trail last weekend (for like 2 hours because the people I was with weren't interested in real camping).  If you are interested in hiking next weekend, let me know,

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

Dude, E-O-T!!!

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

This is the way to go! ^5

What's E-O-T?

Extraordinary optical transmission

THREAD HIJACK

I was on the Appalachian trail last weekend (for like 2 hours because the people I was with weren't interested in real camping).  If you are interested in hiking next weekend, let me know,

You fucker!!!

You know I'm interested. We should park your car in Harper's Ferry, drive up and park my truck at the trailhead near Devil's Racecourse and hike back to HF. That's about 39 miles.  PM me.

What's E-O-T?

End Of Thread

I like to think of it a vapourware. Like Duke Nukem Forever.

Man, and 3D Realms recently closed the doors on that project forever.

To bad, DN was a kick ass game. The thing that made it so good was the amount of humor.
Just don't see any of that in any modern fps games today.

I bet you could create a killer Duke Nukem game using the latest GTA game engine.
But the cops still have to be pigs.

Check it out, you can download the original free.
http://takegame.com/action/htm/dukenukem3d.htm

i like crayons 

Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

Ok, I'll point out the elephant in the room ...
METROSEXUALS ARE FAGS (WHO HAVE NOT COME OUT YET!)

Thanks you.

Love,
-=Thrash=-

That definitely supports my theory ....
Along the same lines, so does this.

Thrash used a period!

?

what the FUCK is this world coming to ...

That's it! I can't leave the house today. Single period use by Thrash can't be a good thing.

Maybe it's not so bad.

You feeling ok?? I mean first this... then you text me back. Odd.

That's it! I can't leave the house today. Single period use by Thrash can't be a good thing.

it's a dirty joke, just FYI.

Are you 12?

kinda.

Oh, me too ...
Carry on then ...

it's the attck of the "..."s. run for your motherfucking lives.

Wait, if I don't use 'em you people are on my ass; same if I do ...
Can we make up our minds here, people?

People only give you shit about occasionally not using them because you so consistently overuse them.

I do it on purpose ...
Sheesh!!!

Overuse or drop them on occasion ?

Ellipses pwn every other type of punctuation...except exclaimation marks!

... pwn punctuation...except !

less keystrokes.

Fewer.

Dude, I've been reading this thread from quite a few posts up and I don't know what the fuck we are talking about.  I vote to turn this into a tit pic thread.

So get started!

Seconded ...

I could always post mine.. but they are nothing compared to Sarah's.

Post! Post!

Everyone has already seen them, though.

Not bare titties.

He's got a point there, you know ...

I've seen nothing.

She'll post hers if you post yours......or is that illegal?

Just slightly; but we'll take an IOU ...

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/kelly_brook_in_a_bikini_gets_m.php

nah, interrobangs are the best punctuation.

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