No, 2 Broke Girls was on at the time ...
I watched a mini-marathon of it ...

It was just my current thought ....

A couple of months ago I bought this T-shirt for my son, Then recently I got this coffee mug for him. It came today and he really likes it but wasn't as excited as I expected. Seems he saw this same mug on an episode of Trailer Park Boys. But it's still pretty fucking cool.

... and South Park, I think

Humm possibly, I don't remember seeing it on South Park but that is what the T-shirt is about. Besides the fact we are weed farmers.

Tegrity Farms, or some name close to it (for parody sake) ...

Yep, close. 
https://www.tegridyfarms.com/

https://youtu.be/nQqBOz8bkBE

I'm not complaining Dave but every link in the profile section is dead.

Say, what now?

As in every option goes to a blank page saying never-mind you didn't want to change your profile, move along.

Fuck, I'm still not to a point where I can upgrade this forum yet ...
Hopefully in the next week or so ....

I kinda have to now; I don't know WHY half the shit's not working on this software ...

Interesting take on our A-S era Chi. The boy that climbed the world.

https://youtu.be/xusNiC0v874

I've seen shit like that before ....
That and windwills ...

I've had to climb them before for rescue training ...

Say Dave, I've been having bouts of very low blood pressure, down to 64/52 Tue night with no recourse but to go to sleep and hope to wake. I have tried extra salt and mass fluids, all that got me was a swollen leg from fluid retention. My new cardiac nurse is of little use.
My question is, do you know of any way to quickly raise BP (without running around the block) ? Coffee doesn't help, and neither does tobacco.

Let's go over the basics people with varying blood pressure issues are told ...

1) Eat more salt (you've been doing that) ...
2) Avoid alcoholic beverages (it lowers metabolism/blood pressure [not in all cases]) ...
3) Research your medications for "safe" contraindication(s) [NOTE: I said SAFE] ...
4) Cross legs while sitting (this is a HUGE no-no for those with high blood pressure [MAST] ...
5) Avoid sudden position changes (getting up and/or moving too fast is bad [mmkay], gravity isn't your friend here) ...
6) Drink [warm] water (this is often overlooked, especially salt water) ...
7) Eat small meals frequently (keeping up blood sugar keeps up blood pressure) ...
Wear compression stockings (again, MAST [like the trousers pilots wear to avoid sudden pressure drops]) ...

It's a simple list to start with; for now ...

I have a compression stocking (lost one in the wash) I got when in the hosp. I wore it for two days for the swelling.

I am very familiar with the items on your list with the exception of the warm salt water I'll try that but since I already caused swelling with water and salt I have to check that method as not sufficient short or long term. I was hoping you might know of something otc or an herbal that would have a more pronounced and immediate result. If this situation isn't brought under control I feel like I may be checking out before long.

There's an 'herbal speed powder' that a friend of mine used to use for his son instead of Ritalin ...
It worked well for his kid, and when he tried it, it was like "speed" (as Ritalin is to most adults) ...

It might be a good, cheap way to accomplish your task ....

Not that you wouldn't know how to do this; I Google'd it (to view quick results and validity) ...
Here's the results
...

If I can think of anything else I'll let you know ...
(Maybe some synthetic [herbal] epinephrine [alternative] or something) ...

Yeah the thing is about most of these products is they make you feel like on speed but don't have much impact on BP. Like, all of the instant energy crap at the market are just sugar and caffeine.  I can make as much strong coffee as I want. doesn't help.

Plus dude, most claim to increase weight loss. Fuck that @141.5 I don't need no mo fucking weight loss.

What do you think the alternative "goal" of picking up heart rate/metabolism/blood pressure was going to be? 
You kinda have to pick one or the other ....
Unless you take a "weight gainer" with it ...

Sounds like a recipe for barf!

To much to explain fully but I went on a week long clinical study on myself. I withheld all meds, and re-introduced them one at a time while gauging my reaction to them. The three days I went without most of my meds I felt better than I have in months. Though I do understand the reasoning behind all of them having individually researched them. The question is do I want to live a little longer while feeling like shit. Or just say fuck it!

I'd figure out which med that you can feel better doing without ...
Of course, there's a possible repercussion from that ...
But, life quality is an important thing; meds not withstanding ....

Well after today one thing is obvious, BEER has little or nothing to do with it.

Hours later I wanted to add, weed doesn't seem to have much impact either as far as BP. I'm sure it has a small amount if difference but not of the life threatening sort.

I'm right though aren't I sir, 64/52 is DANGEROUSLY low!

Damn-near dead ...
I'd be pumping various drugs into you if you were in my rig with vitals like that ....

Exactly what I was thinking!
My nurse consulted with an actual cardiologist with my weight and BP report yesterday and he agrees with me, hold the coreg and cut other BP meds in half. I did good last night, last reading was at about midnight, 97/63 nothing exciting there. I'll report back over the next few nights but if holding my meds is all it takes ... bye bye meds!

It's what a lot of people do ...
I've even heard of doctors prescribing XXmg of XXXXXX and saying "just take it in halves" ...
Sometimes it's "just to start", other times it's for the longer haul ...

I say, if that works for you, do it ...
I would have suggested that to you, however, I don't know what you take, how much, or if I'm a cardiologist today or not ...

"I'd be pumping various drugs into you if you were in my rig with vitals like that ...."

Yeah I was wondering about exactly what those drugs might have been, I mean sure saline, maybe glucose, but specifically what drugs would have helped? 

It all depends; there's a few we can use for various things ....
... and various cardiac situations

poo, JoJo doesn't have a PC and doesn't do email.

Had blood work done today, see how all the pieces are fitting together.