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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Tru on June 20, 2012, 11:27:16 PM
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How do you tell a woman you hardly know that you would love to go down on your knees behind her and french kiss her asshole?
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Hmmmm ....
I'd just do it ...
... but that's just me
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LOL I was just thinking the same thing. Just do it. But I would love to see the expression on her face at the same time.
One of my favorite Sex and the City episodes was when the red head Miranda (who reminds me of Tricky) gets her asshole licked.
Miranda Hobbes gets her ass licked (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdSiluSnWFI#)
But really, it's about the asking.
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I'm sure if you ask Brook nicely she'll gladly do it. I'm talking about licking your asshole of course.
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No way, she doesn't even like me ... at all!
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Fine; I'll bite that bullet here ...
... Hey, Brook .......
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no.
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Well I am shocked...
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Shocking! I feel shocked, Cotton!
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How do you tell a woman you hardly know that you would love to go down on your knees behind her and french kiss her asshole?
Via e - card.
This is the only logical way.
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/me is hurt *
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Don't worry, I'm sure your e-card just got lost in the post!
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no.
But what if I say pretty please?
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http://www.tubeplus.me/player/1976933/Through_the_Wormhole/season_3/episode_4/What_Makes_Us_Who_We_Are%3F/ (http://www.tubeplus.me/player/1976933/Through_the_Wormhole/season_3/episode_4/What_Makes_Us_Who_We_Are%3F/)
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Well, I would ask her to meet up with me at a bookstore and do the flirty thing while checking out the occult and astrology sections. Then when we got to the science section, if she could hold a conversation with me about the discoveries of Stephen Hawking, I would get on my knees and pull her down while turning her around. Them I lift her skirt.
I'm pretty sure that would work.
Then we'd go for espresso with Zoomie.
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LOL yep!
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That's almost exactly what happened when I was in Kansas City in December...
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Yeah, I was a little bummed that we never made it to the science section.
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Well, I would ask her...
Luna, I have been around tricky longer than you, and I can tell you that she seems to hate me!
But that is not the focus of the post.
I have always liked Brook but I have never been able to convince her of that.
Though I have tried, much as Thrash has tried recently. She didn't appreciate it when I tried to advise her back in the day.
But this is a separate issue of discussion. The original tricky reference was just a side note.
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Don't feel bad she hates me too.
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I don't feel bad about it.
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Eh. I was merely referring to a suggested way of going about it. You'd definitely have better luck with a woman who Wants someone to lick her ass. I wouldn't play out that scenario with just anyone. I would do it in the bookstore though.
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-As long as you would do it with me in the stacks baby, I think we could come to a mutual understanding.-
Um, Did that seem like a good thing to say?
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Brook wants it, she knows it ....
This other girl, if she's over 35, she wants it too ...
My advice stands, well, with Luna's advice ....
(http://brainwalk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Nike-Just-Do-It.jpg)
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I actually would do it for Tricky fresh out of the shower with no other sexual contact at all. Just to prove to her that I have never really wanted to bang her.
I have fond feelings for her because of the long history, but I would walk away from kissing her ass without a hard-on.
I've always thought of her more as a daughter and I know that pisses her off and is a sore subject for her so I won't mention it again.
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Via e - card.
This is the only logical way.
I like your style, but how do I get her email address (if she has one) without expressing my desire?
Also I think the eye to eye contact is important when you express to someone something so intimate. This is why I think the asking is such an important part. Even if she were already a lover she may have negative feelings about such a desire. But if you are in the vicinity, why not just do it as Thrash suggests? LOL I've done it before.
But really the openly asking of someone who is not already a lover is the hot topic.
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kissing her ass ... I've always thought of her more as a daughter
Dude. Eww.
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Alright I agree that sounds a little "Eww." but I was making a point.
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A gross one!
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I actually would do it for Tricky fresh out of the shower with no other sexual contact at all. Just to prove to her that I have never really wanted to bang her.
I have fond feelings for her because of the long history, but I would walk away from kissing her ass without a hard-on.
I've always thought of her more as a daughter and I know that pisses her off and is a sore subject for her so I won't mention it again.
Damn, I hope you're joking because that's some depressing, stalkerish material I read. I guess I should find this funny, but, no, I can't imagine what you are thinking when you post, so I'm feeling like I need a shower.
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You guys are prudes.
LOL
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You guys are prudes.
LOL
And you Inept, as far as I've seen are the least experienced person on this board. I consider your opinion of little value. No offense intended.
Oh but I am the "son of Stan" after all and go by the name Stalker on several boards. Including the previous version of this one.
And your little doggy too Mosh. LOL
(http://www.photosled.com/data/500/avatar.jpg)
So maybe you have a point.
"1. stalker
It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee.
HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.
This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.
Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives. "
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And you Inept, as far as I've seen are the least experienced person on this board. I consider your opinion of little value. No offense intended.
I'm glad you think so.
(http://www.photosled.com/data/500/avatar.jpg)
So maybe you have a point.
"1. stalker
It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee.
HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.
This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.
Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives. "
Trying to justify yourself with semantics is not going to help me (or anyone) rationalize your behavior.
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Hahahahaha
Have I mentioned I found your original remark offensive?
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Wait; I'M a prude?
I tonuge-punched a fart box the other night ...
Now that I think about it, my phrasing above is how you word your question ...
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No I didn't mean you silly.
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Drama queens.
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(http://www.humor-mill.com/default_files/image024.jpg)
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Sthop iht!
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I'm glad you think so.
Oh I don't just think it, I've seen it in numerous recent posts.
And who the fuck wants to help you rationalize my behavior dumbfuck?
If you don't get it then just shut the fuck up pup.
Actually I appreciate your opinion, I do tend towards the creepy at times.
Get used to it!
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Tru, you are a pathetic, creepy man. Honestly, I only dislike you so much because you're older than my dad and you want to bang me. The things you've said to me online over the years have been rather disgusting.
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Fair enough, I am a creepy pathetic guy, But seriously have I ever tried to lead you astray? Have I ever tried to lure you into anything?
Okay I admit have been kind of stalkerish at times.
But this thread wasn't about you.
You are a unique individual that I have interacted with for over a decade.
If you really want to put me down do it here ok because it's hard for others to follow along otherwise.
"I only dislike you so much because you're older than my dad and you want to bang me. '
No not even, when you come back down let me know and we can talk
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Ok, so ...
... this should be good and will turn out well
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Ok, so ...
... this should be good and will turn out well
inorite
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Yes.
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HAHAHAHA...
you want to bang me
Even if it were true, this is where we'd part ways. I'd bang Hip first and she honestly repulses me.
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i was talking to Tru. that's why i started the post with "Tru,".
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Oh, ok Tru said he doesn't want to bang me, he only wants to french kiss my asshole. Ok, that's totally fine and not creepy at all. Yeah.
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Realize girl that the thread was hijacked and I never intended it to go this way
Having said that , YES you are ass lick-able and the whole post was a freaking diversion from reality.
After all this time can we possibly just just be internet friends?
I now realize I shouldn't have ever mentioned you here and I apologize.
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This thread is weird. And I always thought I was the one who creeped the ladies out on the boards.
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You're just a pup.
I've been creeping them out since 1967.
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Hahahaha ...
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The things you've said to me online over the years have been rather disgusting.
Please elaborate Brook, I have never said anything to you or about you that you should find offensive.
Was it when I chided you about fucking robot boy with the x's and o's on that old board?
No, it was because I tried to advise you on how your dad might feel isn't it?
Kill me now but I couldn't help taking an interest in your life.
You put it out there.
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There!
... now I just added one more to my post count
... we're even!
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-As long as you would do it with me in the stacks baby, I think we could come to a mutual understanding.-
Um, Did that seem like a good thing to say?
Sure!
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someone post a picture of tricky .. i'm to lazy to look for one.
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Tricky looks just like Billy Corgan, only completely different.
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Yeah just add hair.
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... the same tits though
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She looks like a boy. No... she looks like a girl. No... you just have to see her to understand.
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Right ...
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And she has spikes, like a prickly pear.
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She has spikes on her prickly pear?
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I'll put a bear in YOUR back seat...
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Good I can use a beer in my back seat as a back up.
hehehehehe
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I rolled into Yulee a week ago and went straight to Whattaburger. Murdoch, my 120 pound Lab was in the back seat of the jeep. The cute girl at the window puts out her hand for my money and then gasps and says, "Ya know ya gotta bear in your back seat?" so I said...
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so I said... you can trim it if you like.
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I rolled into Yulee a week ago and went straight to Whattaburger. Murdoch, my 120 pound Lab was in the back seat of the jeep. The cute girl at the window puts out her hand for my money and then gasps and says, "Ya know ya gotta bear in your back seat?" so I said...
I'll put a bear in YOUR back seat...
You go, Johnny Yuma.