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Title: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
This is the thread where you can put random rants about whatever.

1. Facebook is the gayest shit ever. I hate all the stupid applications they have, like oh now you can click this button and support kids with cancer (even though you aren't actually doing anything to support them other than clicking some stupid button on facebook so your friends will think you are some kind of facebook activist)! Yay! Or click this thumbs up button and proclaim how you "like" kittens and bunnies and sunshine!

2. People that say they want to hang out and then never actually confirm a date to go out until the day before it's convenient for them. So if someoneone says, Brook lets hang out! I say ok, lets go out Tuesday or Thursday or Saturday! Then they say, ok yes let me think about it! Then after that, a couple of other people ask me if I want to hang out on Tuesday and Saturday and I agree since the original person never really confirmed a day to hang out. Well now it's Tuesday and the original person says, hey want to get together tonight? And I say "NO I have plans now you fucking retard." Ugh.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 22, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Lets hang out in October
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 22, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
On facebook
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 06:44:29 PM
you have 666 posts!

Lets hang out on Facebook in October? hahaha. I'd prefer to hang out in person!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 06:48:32 PM
you have 666 posts!

This has happened before, and will happen again... (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c149/remso/mosh-posterity.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 22, 2009, 06:53:18 PM
FB has been great for getting in touch with people. Apart from that it's pretty much a waste of time, except for the Bogan Gifts app.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
I refuse to set up a facebook.  It's too integrated (computers/life) for me.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 22, 2009, 10:06:10 PM
I regret setting one up, because now I'm tagged in tons of pictures. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 10:20:18 PM
well doesn't anyone else have a random rant?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 22, 2009, 10:38:58 PM
 I hate breakfast.

 You want to eat? Try doing some goddamn work first, Fattykins.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on March 22, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 23, 2009, 12:23:48 AM
 He sounds so ronery.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on March 23, 2009, 01:22:11 AM
Hahahaha I'm gonna say that to him he'd love it.  He let out some big rant about racism a few weeks ago so ever since I've been calling him "my yellow negro".
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 04:07:05 AM
you have 666 posts!

This has happened before, and will happen again... (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c149/remso/mosh-posterity.jpg)

I have Satanic powers.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 23, 2009, 04:28:17 AM
Words cannot express my seething rage at people who use cellphones like walkie-talkies in public spaces.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 04:31:44 AM
You have been living in Japan too long where people are respectful of other ppls personal space...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 23, 2009, 06:02:09 AM
I know. Trains are so quiet that there are signs up to turn down your headphones.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 23, 2009, 07:28:51 AM
Rant #3 I hate 99.9999999% of the male population. You guys aren't included in this though. I should just become asexual or a lesbian.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 23, 2009, 07:57:33 AM
Of those two I'd go with lesbian.
And then I'd post several pics here to gain our approval of your lifestyle choice.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 23, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Boys suck. I guess that's why I call them "boys".

I'm done with them! I'm done asking boys to hang out with me. If they want to do the asking they can, but I'm done with being the initiator for a while.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 09:43:38 AM
Boys suck.

This is where links to Dylan & Kyle's dick-sucking comments would go, but I'm too lazy to go find them.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
I am so sick of fat people complaining about being overweight. Lay off the fucking french fries, and by the way: just because they call it a taco "SALAD" does NOT mean it's diet food! So obvious.

Fucking retards.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 23, 2009, 02:16:13 PM
You're just grumpy because you're hungry.  :P
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 23, 2009, 03:24:18 PM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Mmmm taco...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 23, 2009, 07:19:02 PM
Side note: In Japanese culture it's OK to say someone is fat both to their face and behind their backs. It's not malicious, it just falls in the social category of things it's OK to talk about.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 23, 2009, 08:41:06 PM
It's something of a compliment here - skinniness is frowned upon in general, so "fat" tends to be meant as "healthy".

It's a bit of a shock to the system to have someone you haven't seen in a while say, "yuh lookin' fat" and not mean anything unkind by it, though.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 23, 2009, 08:43:55 PM
 In American culture it is okay for me to tell anyone they are fat, anywhere, anytime.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 08:46:11 PM
In American culture it is okay for me to tell anyone they are fat anything, anywhere, anytime.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 23, 2009, 08:53:58 PM
Bullshit, both of youse. Anyone in most reasonable countries CAN say whatever they want to whoever they want, but that doesn't make it culturally acceptable.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 09:02:49 PM
I was only suggesting what I think is the REAL way he thinks of himself.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 09:03:58 PM
It kind of pisses me off that I have to wait 7+ months before I get to go to japan...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 23, 2009, 09:11:34 PM
better start toning down then!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 10:01:03 PM
Luke, you're fat.
Ian, you're fat.
Eric, you're fat.
Mike, you're fat.
Me, I'm fat.

I don't see a problem.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 23, 2009, 10:10:34 PM
Bosh. Y'all are just big-boned.
You want fat, I can show you fat (http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-05/manuel-uribe-heaviest-man-world.jpg).
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Youre also old.

So am I.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 10:12:04 PM
Bosh. Y'all are just big-boned.
You want fat, I can show you fat (http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-05/manuel-uribe-heaviest-man-world.jpg).

Keep your junk trousered, young man
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 24, 2009, 01:29:14 AM
I hate that girls compare themselves to every other girl walking by. Come on ladies, don't you have enough self-esteem to not care? I mean shit, I have two examples from just today and yesterday.

"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why. She was hands down the most gorgeous rockabilly chick in the bar.

Then, today I was eatin' lunch at this local sandwhich shop. This very pretty woman comes in and grabs a table. She is reading "Shape" magazine, and it looks like she's taken some tips from that mag. Anyway, about 15 minutes later another girl comes in who is as hot, if not hotter than this pretty woman. She immediately starts staring at the woman, and when the woman gets her own table, the girl just looks her up and down trying to be non-chalant and then looks down at her own body. Hahaha. Jesus Christ, you insecure girls!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 01:34:56 AM
She was hands down the most gorgeous rockabilly chick in the bar.

So, you'd wanna put the pussy on Brian Setzer?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 01:43:27 AM
Man don't hate on insecurity in chicks. That's gotta be the only reason I ever get laid. I'm no fucking beauty queen.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 01:58:59 AM
Shit, it's the best way; uggo or not ...


EDIT: Typo
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 24, 2009, 03:49:46 AM
Quote
"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why. She was hands down the most gorgeous rockabilly chick in the bar.

 Women are hard-wired by evolution to compete with each other through subterfuge and undermining one another.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 04:18:33 AM
Right, we're the spreaders of the seed, they are the "I need the strongest genes" recipients ...
Wozzeck/Balor-The-Fascist is right ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 08:15:46 AM
Exactly. They're using their bodies as bait. I just want to use them as a depository.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 10:02:36 AM
Another rant/ thought:

I also hate myspace. It annoys me how people feel the need to document every aspect of their life and post the hundreds of pictures that have taken doing various dumb things on their myspace. However myspace did lead to me finding some info that contributed to me breaking up with you-know-who, so it's more like a love/ hate thing.

I had myspace at two seperate times but got rid of it for good sometime around last August.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 10:13:53 AM
Social Networking is teh ghey. Singles bars and rohypnol. I'm mad old school.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 10:14:53 AM
You're using it wrong.

Like all social networking tools you have to know what you're getting into when you sign up. Business men don't put pictures of themselves taking gravity bong hits on their business card and career women don't include poems they wrote or rants against former lovers on the resumes they submit. Beyond being unnecessary these things are actually damaging.

You have to use these things to create a good image for you. If you're looking for a guy, post things like "Boy I really want to meet a nice guy, but I think I'm too into cars and video games. I'd also probably bother him by trying to cook too much food for him..." If you're looking for a job post things like "Dear diary, I hate myself! I think I just blew an interview today because I wanted the job too much! You know how it's always been my dream to work for X Employer? Well they finally interviewed me and when they asked me what my worst faults were I forgot to mention how much of a nerd I am about X Employer. If they hire me they'll probably hate me because I'm basically a workaholic. I'll spend all my time doing stuff for the company and won't go out with my co-workers for beers after work. They'll probably hate me! Oh diary what do I do?"

Game the system.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 24, 2009, 01:39:57 PM
"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why.

do you wonder why we are insecure? because of asshole responses like that. when a girl says something like that to you it's because she want affirmation that you think she's beautiful, not that some other girl is hotter than her.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 24, 2009, 01:42:58 PM
In case you haven't noticed, Kyle's not too into social graces. I think he may be a touch autistic.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 24, 2009, 01:47:18 PM
you are kind.

i was gonna go with straight up retard.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lothar on March 24, 2009, 03:23:16 PM
You never go full retard.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
THIS ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017bxrd)
... is hypnotic
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 05:35:12 PM
This sounds more cruel than I intend it to but it reminds me of the cuppy cakes boy.
Just because of the eyebrows.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 05:50:15 PM
What does this:
(http://thrashinc.com/e107_images/avatars/gfgfd_by_tgrillo.gif)
... remind you of?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 24, 2009, 06:15:21 PM
(http://www.weebls-stuff.com/images/previews/reading_icon.gif)
or maybe
(http://www.weebls-stuff.com/images/previews/2213balance.gif)
or both.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 24, 2009, 10:12:22 PM
THIS ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0017bxrd)
... is hypnotic

inorite. almost as good as

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000gfd8b)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 24, 2009, 10:16:33 PM
I can't stop watching it!!!!  :o
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 10:40:42 PM
Again, it's hypnotic ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 06:39:36 AM
Am I going to have to start stalking you again???
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 25, 2009, 06:48:21 AM
Please...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 25, 2009, 08:35:19 AM
"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why.

do you wonder why we are insecure? because of asshole responses like that. when a girl says something like that to you it's because she want affirmation that you think she's beautiful, not that some other girl is hotter than her.

You can't actually TELL Kyle things.
He has to DISCOVER them for himself.
And then tell us all about it, like we've never thought about it or talked about it before.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 25, 2009, 02:36:55 PM
Rant #5(?)

My goddamn coworker who talks to herself all the time. UGH

I never know if she is asking me a question or if she is asking herself a question. I've given up on caring one way or the other.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 25, 2009, 03:42:57 PM
Am I going to have to start stalking you again???

i dunno, probably! we have a pretty good ren fest up this way.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 07:12:02 PM
Beans! I am so there!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 25, 2009, 08:01:19 PM
Am I going to have to start stalking you again???

i dunno, probably! we have a pretty good ren fest up this way.

Didn't you work at a ren fest at some point? Or am I way off?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 25, 2009, 08:07:17 PM
i did! for something like seven years.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Put on a bustier and boots and I'll be totally at your mercy. Rawr!

Like there was any doubt...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 25, 2009, 08:13:22 PM
Yeah, I think I saw a pic of that!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 25, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
(A bustier and boots, that is, not Zoomie at anyone's mercy.)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 25, 2009, 08:31:42 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0013c919/ (http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0013c919/)

this is from when i worked there, though not in costume. i don't know if i have any photos of me in costume anymore! pity.

picture's too big to post. ahh wells
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 25, 2009, 11:47:16 PM
"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why.

do you wonder why we are insecure? because of asshole responses like that. when a girl says something like that to you it's because she want affirmation that you think she's beautiful, not that some other girl is hotter than her.

But what if she's not beautiful? I'd rather give an asshole response than lie.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 25, 2009, 11:55:24 PM
wtf, like you're not lying to her about everything else in your fucking non-relationship. a good lie would probably be a good idea.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 26, 2009, 12:12:22 AM
I didn't lie about shit! I told her in January I didn't want a relationship. She's the one who got all kinds of mumbo-jumbo about caring about me and crap inside her little head. Even with the truth, she still fucked me this weekend. She just can't get enough of the bagman dick.

2nd Rant:
Women always say they are looking for "honesty" in a man. Then they fucking bitch when you ARE honest.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 26, 2009, 12:18:58 AM
I will say that no one should ever dig for compliments like that if they aren't prepared to hear a possibly unpleasent answer. For example I'd never ask someone if my legs are better than Giselle Bundchen's (sp) because I know they aren't! Same thing.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 12:28:03 AM
but, seriously, say you're at a place with a dude you're currently boning (be it in a relationship or not) and you suddenly find yourself wishing you were as pretty as that girl in the corner... if he picks up on what you're feeling or thinking and says something like, "yeah, she's way prettier than you," even if he is being honest, that's just stupid and rude.

i don't care if jessica biel walked into the room and stood naked on top of a table.. my guy i'm with better tell me that he likes me best.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 26, 2009, 12:35:15 AM
It would annoy me if a guy said that to me for sure. He'd probably not get laid for a while from me at least. But also I'm smart enought to not say that kind of stuff and usually aren't thinking such things either.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 26, 2009, 12:43:28 AM
Sometimes you can just choose to not really respond, too.  The comment mentioned here didn't necessarily require anything other than a grunt or an "eh," unless she started fishing harder for a complement.




Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
Sometimes you can just choose to not really respond, too.  The comment mentioned here didn't necessarily require anything other than a grunt or an "eh," unless she started fishing harder for a complement.


exactly. how hard is it to just ignore a cue like that? not that hard.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 26, 2009, 12:52:50 AM
Jessica Biel is pretty damn hot tho
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 12:55:58 AM
Jessica Biel is pretty damn hot tho

see? this is why you are not my boyfriend.

also because we are married to other people and live on different continents.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 01:01:39 AM
If you are with a girl who demands you respond,  just point out something you don't like about her. <edit : "her" being the hot chick.>


(note : stick to mentioning hair, anything else is asking for trouble.)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 26, 2009, 01:13:17 AM
In life you should have learned by now that there is always going to be somebody bigger, quicker, taller, more musculer, tighter, stronger, or longer than you. It's a fact. Accept who you are and get on with living. Comparing yourself incessantly with others is a total and complete waste of time.

Psycho babe, you just completely validated and reinforced my first rant.

Quote
"...but, seriously, say you're at a place with a dude you're currently boning (be it in a relationship or not) and you suddenly find yourself wishing you were as pretty as that girl in the corner..."

Not a lot about me, bothers me. I mean shit, I was a 28 year old virgin. I got on with life. I am skinny, and short. I get on with life. It's just such a waste of time always wishing or wanting to be something you can never be. Just be realistic.

All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.

3rd Rant
Running out of toilet paper at the most inopportune time.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on March 26, 2009, 01:57:35 AM
All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.

Shit don't tell Dave that, he'll call you sad clown.  But I agree with just about everything in that post Bag.  Get out of my head.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 26, 2009, 02:02:19 AM
Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 02:43:34 AM
All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.

Shit don't tell Dave that, he'll call you sad clown.  But I agree with just about everything in that post Bag.  Get out of my head.

I just say what I feel ...
... that, and I was WASTED!
It was still fun talking to you though ...


Meanwhile:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000328py)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 26, 2009, 06:58:36 AM
Only two rules apply to this situation:

1. Fuckbuddies don't fish for compliments.
2. The most beautiful and important person in the world is the one you're dating.

Now you know, Kyle.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 26, 2009, 07:22:55 AM
Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.

Quotebox nomination right here.

But I actually agree with bagmans post.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 08:43:05 AM
what, duder. if you're gonna post pregnancy pictures then at least post the ones where i look pregnant instead of just awkwardly fat. geez.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000370y7)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 26, 2009, 09:10:30 AM
i don't care if jessica biel walked into the room and stood naked on top of a table.. my guy i'm with better tell me that he likes me best.

while i understand your point, i would argue:  in that specific case, naked pictures of jessica biel standing on a table would be worth a LOT of money.

taking photos would be looking out for the livelihood of our whatever-it-is.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 26, 2009, 09:13:47 AM
Quote
And now that you're back, all you do is talk about you.  Hard to converse in the middle of a monologue.

I'm sad. I listen too.

why were you sad, baggy?  I WAS JUST BEING HONEST.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 10:54:36 AM
Acrtually, Sarah, I had a comment under it, however, I must have accidentally wiped it ...
It was question w/a compliment, but I can't remember what it was at this moment ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 11:26:25 AM
You're just grumpy because you're hungry.  :P

nope. it was a horny-cranky that day.

i eat a retarded amount of food. so much sometimes i feel sick. i have a difficult time stopping if something tastes good. but nearly everything i eat is healthy and organic and chosen for its nutritional benefits and vitamin content. i also don't ingest anything animalia, which helps my intestines not harbor pounds upon pounds of rotting animal byproduct in my body.


RANT:
i'm seriously over people wearing obama fashion. its completely unneccessary. next person i see walk into my bar with a peace sign and "obama" embroidered scarf wrapped around their neck, with matching purse/satchel/tote containing their near-empty wallet, save the WIC coupons, and unemployment checks... well, obviously i'm going to strangle them. i dare you to tip me 12% (of my own money!) when you're dead. bitch.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 26, 2009, 12:15:33 PM
I know how you feel, it's really bad here in philly.

Isn't your neck of the woods whitey-ville? Who are these people you're talking about?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 01:07:07 PM
krs: although i can't possibly imagine what you have to deal with down there...here, my opinion is white trashers are no better than any other trash. how they feel comfortable mingling in our comfortable middle-classness here on cape cod is beyond me. then again, if lazy, unemployed suckbags ever felt less than around anyone, what else could they possibly do but simply continue to suck off the government's teat, slurping up mine and eric's hard earned pennies? what a conundrum.

we have a lot of young, unemployed, unmotivated, (usually unmarried/not necessarily single) pregnant white girls running around these parts. usually their affluent parents completely take care of them until god knows when...turning their family's local financial affluence into white-trashiness in just one generational click. its gross. why do i work so hard? why don't my parents support me at 27? WHY DO SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK LIKE THIS??

today's crankiness factor can be blamed on the fact that i can't really afford to pay my electric bill, and while i was in boston a few days ago, got a call from my roommate telling me we have no power. we owe over $1000. where the fuck is my bailout?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 26, 2009, 01:24:23 PM
Oh yeah, I've been there!

I owed the Electric Company $3500 at one point. It sucks.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 26, 2009, 01:48:21 PM
 Holy cocksauce, is that bullshit herbivore meme still going around?

 EVERYTHING you eat rots in your digestive track. That is what digestion is.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lothar on March 26, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
Plus organic = grown in animal poo.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 01:54:31 PM
where the fuck is my bailout?

Try living within your means. I fn hate anybody bitching, via the internet, about how hard they are doing.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 02:01:41 PM
Quote
Try living within your means. I fn hate anybody bitching, via the internet, about how hard they are doing.

pardon me? my heat is electric and unfortunately, the main rooms have cathedral ceilings with skylights in them. the economy is in the shitter. we had a chilly winter.

try finding some other means by which to annoy me eternally.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 02:07:16 PM
Wear more layers, move.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 02:13:00 PM
where the fuck is my bailout?

Try living within your means. I fn hate anybody bitching, via the internet, about how hard they are doing.

*cough* while she's typing this all down on an iphone.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 02:31:22 PM
Quote
cough* while she's typing this all down on an iphone.

fair point. the story is this: after my last non-iphone broke in september '07, i refused to spend money on another. the iphone was a generous and awesome christmas gift that same year, almost 4 months later, from my then boyfriend. i was very surprised, and of course love it still. to this day my plan is cheaper than it was pre-iphone. next?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 02:35:34 PM
nah, nah, i honestly wasn't jibbing you. i would have to be in extremely dire straights before i started selling off my electronics. and my cell phone isn't what i'd start with.

besides, i am still fairly codependent on my parents. it's kind of the trend with my family, though. live with your parents forever and ever or until they run out of room. i feel no shame in the circumstance. we pay utilities and groceries and take care of our own bills. plus we have built in baby sitters.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lothar on March 26, 2009, 02:36:08 PM
Have you considered making your own cheese?

That saves a bundle.

ETA: This could work for either of you.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 26, 2009, 02:39:34 PM
i don't eat cheese.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 02:40:36 PM
well, my family doesn't have goats anymore and it's not actually possible to make cheese from breastmilk so. shucks. guess that's out.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 02:52:46 PM
Can we still try?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 02:56:09 PM
if you would like to try, the going rate is 3$ per ounce. and that's an extremely discounted price. =P
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 26, 2009, 02:57:13 PM
how much is it for blood pudding made out of pussy drippings?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 03:01:29 PM
$3/oz?
Ok, I'm in ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 03:05:51 PM
with a minimum purchase of 6 oz.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 26, 2009, 03:10:54 PM
how much is it for blood pudding made out of pussy drippings?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
don't talk to me, poonface.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lothar on March 26, 2009, 03:15:42 PM
Well, have you considered making your own butter?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 26, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
come on just cause i said you were too skinny is no reason to be mean to me
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
with a minimum purchase of 6 oz.

Wow, $18?
What a fucking bargain; do you take PayPal?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 26, 2009, 03:28:32 PM
danzig is going to be so mad he missed this.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 03:40:14 PM
... and that I won't loan him $18
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 26, 2009, 04:55:05 PM
Wear more layers, move.



To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 04:55:53 PM
Wear more layers, move.



To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...

Yeah, Thanks for that. I needed help to look like a dick.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 26, 2009, 05:17:10 PM
Wear more layers, move.



To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...

Or NY/ NJ! Not warmer but some cool people live here...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 26, 2009, 06:57:17 PM
where the fuck is my bailout?

Get the fuck in line, princess. My mortgage company notified me this morning that they have filed to foreclose on my house. You got it smooth.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 26, 2009, 08:55:57 PM
Wear more layers, move.



To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...
Yeah, Thanks for that. I needed help to look like a dick.


haha... You know I did that for you... ;)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 09:05:25 PM
Wear more layers, move.



To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...
Yeah, Thanks for that. I needed help to look like a dick.


haha... You know I did that for you... ;)

(http://www.sydneytable.com/userimages/user995_1153296767.JPG)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 26, 2009, 09:27:59 PM
Wear more layers, move.

pffft, yeah, moving a family isn't expensive AT ALL.  No way.  That's the ticket, for sure.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 09:31:12 PM
Wear more layers, move.

pffft, yeah, moving a family isn't expensive AT ALL.  No way.  That's the ticket, for sure.

There are two opitions listed, and I wasen't aware hip had a family (of her own)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 26, 2009, 09:56:25 PM
she's a mom, didn't you hear?  :)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 26, 2009, 10:16:30 PM
nope, i missed that one totaly.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 12:53:51 AM
I HATE MEN
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 27, 2009, 12:58:24 AM
A. I still want to have sex with you hip.
B. Tricky, you are in for a nice surprise tomorrow night. It's going to be awesome, and cock-related.
C. I am strangely attracted to your big belly, Psycho. Maybe because it reminds me of "J"s beer gut.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 01:27:19 AM
Cock related huh? I'll be waiting with bated breath...  :P
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 01:29:51 AM
eww since when do you want to have sex with me?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 27, 2009, 01:42:15 AM
eww since when do you want to have sex with me?

So coy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 02:21:35 AM
Since when does he not want to have sex with everyone? 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 07:18:24 AM
Including but not limited to danzig?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 07:31:33 AM
(http://www.sydneytable.com/userimages/user995_1153296767.JPG)

(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3528/platea.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 27, 2009, 09:07:39 AM
Ha ha! I get it now!

Rant: Why can't people just like, get along with each other, and help each other out and stuff? Stop the hate and love your fellow man! Everybody is a person with feelings, and we all know what it feels like when somebody hurts your feelings, so let's just all stop it already. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 09:28:24 AM
is there someone in the corner crying or something?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on March 27, 2009, 10:38:44 AM
i like to tread on my fellow man, and post about it here while drunk later. all for your entertainment of course
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 27, 2009, 10:55:35 AM
is there someone in the corner crying or something?

Usually its you.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 12:53:49 PM
is there someone in the corner crying or something?

Usually its you.

probably only when she's really wasted, though. that's my prerequisite for sitting in a corner, crying my guts out.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on March 27, 2009, 01:17:12 PM
Shut up and lets see some tits.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 02:17:04 PM
fag
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 02:32:44 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/pbmonster/tits03_145141.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 02:35:41 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000ea6xk)

geez guys i'm running out of pictures.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
(http://www.gospelair.com/images/groupes%20gospel%20air/gospel%20rejoicing.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 02:45:31 PM
wait wait i found some more.

 ::)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 03:01:26 PM
That's great!

However due to being in a loving relationship with a woman who would not see any humor in me encouraging you to post such photographs I must refrain from such encouragement.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 27, 2009, 05:39:23 PM
It's ok; I'll do it for you ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 05:50:42 PM
Psycho posted titty pics. I think that means the guys need to post dick pics now.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 27, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
This is mine:




















































(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Penis_Anatomy.gif)




... in theory
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 10:12:23 PM
seriously, guys. we just want to see somebody's peen. specifically, somebody who posts here. not just random wieners.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 10:20:57 PM
Remember that Surreal World that Ron Jeremy was on and that hot black chick was dying to see his dick and begged and begged him to see it but he wouldn't show her? That was the best gag ever!

I'm taken ladies, so I can't post pictures of my dick. Maybe one of the single guys here can scratch that itch for you but do it in private cuz I don't want to see it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 10:21:52 PM
For realz. Is it really that hard to ask, what with all the boobs you guys have seen? C'mon. Don't be a fuckin' pussy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
alright, krsna, we get it. you're taken. so am i. so what?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 10:23:36 PM
@Tricky:

I don't think anybody has seen yours yet miss big talker. If anybody gets to see cock it should be Sarah.

Speaking of Sarah, where's Si been? I want to know what the over / under is on Sarah's marriage falling apart now that she's posting here again.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 10:24:42 PM
alright, krsna, we get it. you're taken. so am i. so what?

My girlfriend likes to keep close tabs on me (and she's pregnant). I don't want to give her any reason to think I'm up to anything untoward.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 10:25:11 PM
In all seriousness, Sarah has been the most fucking generous to us.  The rest of you slits are good for fucking nothing.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 10:25:45 PM
And what are you good for besides taking drugs? Post a pic of your dick and I'll STFU.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 10:26:22 PM
And what are you good for besides taking drugs? Post a pic of your dick and I'll STFU.

w00t!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 10:30:51 PM
agmigad you made a baybay. congrats. parenting is awesome.

someone named sarah has a marriage what's falling apart? that's unfortunate.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 10:40:33 PM
And what are you good for besides taking drugs? Post a pic of your dick and I'll STFU.

Is there a camera that can take a picture of something that small?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 11:02:52 PM
agmigad you made a baybay. congrats. parenting is awesome.

someone named sarah has a marriage what's falling apart? that's unfortunate.

Yeah, tell me about it. This is my fourth one.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
well i think you should take them all on maury.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 11:09:05 PM
Oh no you di-int.  I'll do what I want.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 11:09:46 PM
well i think you should take them all on maury.

Now why would I do that?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 11:14:00 PM
So we can all watch it and get a laugh at your expense?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 11:22:48 PM
inorite. why do i want anyone to do anything?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 11:31:31 PM
Time for posting of Maury video clips.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 11:36:20 PM
I know who my baby's mommas are, no need for maury.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 27, 2009, 11:57:05 PM
Unless you want to claim one of them is the reincarnation of GG Allin!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 11:59:24 PM
Now THAT would be bad ass!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 12:39:30 AM
In all seriousness, Sarah has been the most fucking generous to us.  The rest of you slits are good for fucking nothing.

on the defensive. i've been more than generous with anyone worthy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 12:40:47 AM
cue Wayne and Garth
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:41:12 AM
In other words, you're a good for nothing slit.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 12:48:22 AM
I've never in my life harangued a person to show me their goods.  Why bother when you can see 37 million sets of tits, or balls, or whatever gives you the jollies on the internet for free without even exerting any effort?

That said, the ladies' demands have merit.  They have been extraordinarily forthcoming, and have had no real incentive to do so.  Justice demands dick pics, someone is going to have to fall on the sword and unsheathe theirs.  It is only fair.

My vote is for the Grand Archivist Bagman.  Seeing as how he seems to have cataloged thousands of random pictures of ass and titties and dicks of every soul he has met on the internet for the last 15 years I think it is only fair that he should have to reciprocate.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 01:18:25 AM
Starshark posted his wiener one time...

I think that was enough for all of us.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 01:33:56 AM
In other words, you're a good for nothing slit.

i'm very sorry you weren't worthy.

(http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2008/images/flipbooks/2008-backstage-moments/flipbook/wayne-garth-waynes-world-15834539.jpg)

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 03:03:52 AM
Quote
My vote is for the Grand Archivist Bagman.  Seeing as how he seems to have cataloged thousands of random pictures of ass and titties and dicks of every soul he has met on the internet for the last 15 years I think it is only fair that he should have to reciprocate.

I promised tricky a cock picture, and I am a man of my word. I'm just building that anticipation... waiting for the right moment to spring it on you.

And I ask nothing in return, except the award for having either A the biggest balls on the board for posting my junk, or B the dumbest fuck on the boards for posting my junk.


PS: Check out Cap, pre-receding hairline.

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/fe6053bde4.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 03:15:25 AM
.....no.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 28, 2009, 12:43:05 PM
I promised tricky a cock picture, and I am a man of my word. I'm just building that anticipation... waiting for the right moment to spring it on you.

Finally a dick picture! Thanks bagman. The rest of you guys are pussies.

Rant #456,230
Guys on this board besides baggy not posting pictures of their peen.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:49:52 PM
I promised tricky a cock picture, and I am a man of my word. I'm just building that anticipation... waiting for the right moment to spring it on you.

Finally a dick picture! Thanks bagman. The rest of you guys are pussies.

Rant #456,230
Guys on this board besides baggy not posting pictures of their peen.

Oh I would have flaunted my dick a few years ago, but trust me, you don't wanna see it right now.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 28, 2009, 12:51:47 PM
Why? Got some STD's along the way?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:52:56 PM
Oh jesus, where have you been?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 28, 2009, 12:55:38 PM
Do tell. I know you have some crazy stories like myself but you got some STD's? I retract on that danzig/ bagman DP.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 12:59:17 PM
Do tell. I know you have some crazy stories like myself but you got some STD's? I retract on that danzig/ bagman DP.

I'll fucking refrain from going any further on the forums in futile hopes that certain people will let me tell you all my juicy secrets in private and not be dinks right now, but I highly doubt that.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 01:10:01 PM
Do tell. I know you have some crazy stories like myself but you got some STD's? I retract on that danzig/ bagman DP.

Only the danzig portion of that, right?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:13:08 PM
Ok I'm still getting fucking metal images of Baggy fucking Brook wearing only a vest and a yamaka and it's fucking GROSSING ME OUT.  GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!! GRRRR
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 01:29:30 PM
Unfortunately, I don't need to rely on mental images for scary things that GROSS ME OUT.

This face, still gives me frightmares to this day.

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/99283e226b.jpg)

Tricky, can you imagine this face when he's wanking off to those pics you posted?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:31:11 PM
Hahaha, young and blimpy!  Other than my fattaciousness, I'm hawt.  And I'm like a different fat now.  Hard to explain.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 01:42:42 PM
You've ascended to a whole other level? Taken your fattiness, and accomplished with it what you never before believed your fattiness could achieve?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:49:31 PM
Either way, I'm forced to balance out that horrible pic with an awesome one.

(http://f.imagehost.org/0613/798222187_l.jpg)

It's ok Balor, you can jerk it if you want, I don't care.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 01:56:00 PM
Actually, getting thinner could be construed as matching what I said precisely.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
Actually, getting thinner could be construed as matching what I said precisely.

I grow tired of your angsty and borderline emo posts.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on March 28, 2009, 02:05:11 PM
drug : what happened to the right side of your face. (im assuming its you)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 04:46:39 PM
PS: Check out Cap, pre-receding hairline.

I can't believe you have my high school senior pictures saved on your hard drive.  That is beyond infinitely creepy.  For real though, I was lookin' fly in that shit.  Thanks for bringing me back.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 06:02:15 PM
You should have believed it by now. Know how some people collect stamps, or comics, or as in the 40 Year Old Virgin, classic toys? Or maybe Pez dispensers, shot glasses, or snow globes? Well I collect A-S/L-G artifacts, pictures and history. I don't know why I started this "hobby" years ago, but maybe because I thought it would be funny to look back at it all in 10 - 20 years. You all should actually be honored I spent this amount of time cataloging/searching/archiving your lives. (in pictures at least)

But sure, call it creepy if you want.

Hey, check it out. I even have a picture your old dorm room.hah.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2932/capsdorm.png)

 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 06:52:11 PM
Now THAT is fucking weird.  I don't even have that picture.  That's all my roommate Tim's stuff, not even my side of the room.  What the fuck?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 06:59:06 PM
Hahaha see I'm not even sure I know what half the shit is that I do have. I just know who it's tied to, somehow. I knew this was your dorm room at some point, but didn't know it was your roommate's side of the room. Weird.

I also have a sub-folder under the main one called "Capx2000 photos", but don't recognize any of the people in any of the photos in that folder. They were taken in Jan 2001. (1/15/2001 and 1/16/2001). Have no clue where it came from.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 29, 2009, 04:49:12 PM
Now THAT is fucking weird.  I don't even have that picture.  That's all my roommate Tim's stuff, not even my side of the room.  What the fuck?

No, the weirdest part of it all is he probabaly jerked off to that photo at some point.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 04:59:03 PM
The secret answer of the day is: HPV
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 29, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
oh, hell, like 70% of people will end up with one form of hpv or another before they die.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 29, 2009, 05:03:47 PM
I have the hpv vaccine. Wooo. Doesn't mean I can't get it/ don't have it though. It's impossible to test for all strains since there are so many of them. Or so I've heard. But I've never gotten a positive result from any of my tests.

Rant# 753,852: HPV and all STD's
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 05:05:09 PM
oh, hell, like 70% of people will end up with one form of hpv or another before they die.

I know ...
I'm still not fucking him though ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 29, 2009, 05:06:55 PM
yeah, i tested positive for some form of hpv right before i got married but i've had.. hmm.. two paps a year for the first three years after that and one pap a year since then makes... 9 negative tests (the next one after the original test was also positive) since then.

never had any warts or abnormal cervical cells or anything. sometimes some people's bodies can just clear it out. kinda weird.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 05:18:25 PM
oh, hell, like 70% of people will end up with one form of hpv or another before they die.

That's what I said!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 06:20:56 PM
Now THAT is fucking weird.  I don't even have that picture.  That's all my roommate Tim's stuff, not even my side of the room.  What the fuck?

No, the weirdest part of it all is he probabaly jerked off to that photo at some point.

You're not in the photo babe. I only jerk to ones with you in them.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on March 29, 2009, 08:06:39 PM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 29, 2009, 08:13:54 PM
Thanks Thrash, I knew it would be you.

Well anyways, I was royally fucked though, seriously.  A raw fucking deal.  Fact: 1 in 100 people have HPV.  So you have a 1 in 100 chance of getting it if you fuck someone.  Fact:  I've stuck my penis in five different vaginas in my life, as in I can count them all on one hand.....yeah, the odds were WAY in my fucking favor.  Fact:  I had NO WAY of knowing I got anything before it was too late.  God just hates me I guess. 

Quote
According to a 1997 American Journal of Medicine article, nearly three in four Americans between the ages of 15 and 49 have been infected with genital HPV at some point in their life.

from the guttmacher institute.

your odds of getting it are waaaay higher than 1 in 100.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 29, 2009, 10:19:47 PM
Yeah, I saw a figure at one point that said 50% of the sexually active population is carrying HPV.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on March 30, 2009, 12:31:01 AM
Scary odds. I want to remain squeaky clean. J at least has said she is on that Gardasil stuff.

Getting my dick swabbed in June.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 09:09:23 PM
Yeah, I saw a figure at one point that said 50% of the sexually active population is carrying HPV.

From what I've read it's more than that. If almost 75% of everyone between the ages of 15 and 49 have been infected with it, it stands to reason that more than 75% of the sexually active population is carrying it, since not everyone 15-49 is sexually active. No?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 12:53:06 AM
filthy humans
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on March 31, 2009, 03:34:49 AM
Yeah, I saw a figure at one point that said 50% of the sexually active population is carrying HPV.

From what I've read it's more than that. If almost 75% of everyone between the ages of 15 and 49 have been infected with it, it stands to reason that more than 75% of the sexually active population is carrying it, since not everyone 15-49 is sexually active. No?

None of your mathematic double speak here please, young man!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 09:47:06 AM
Rant #456,230
Guys on this board besides baggy not posting pictures of their peen.

shaved, trimmed, or full bush?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 09:47:51 AM
Anything but shaved. Shaved on a man looks creepy to me! C and discussed this at a bar once. We like hair. haha
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on March 31, 2009, 09:49:32 AM
dear guys,
please keep it neat and tidy.
love, katie
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 09:58:02 AM
Actually, bush is cool with me too. My ex (not you know who) and the guy I was dating before him both had bush.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 10:07:35 AM
rant:
i took the day off today to recover from the weekend.  i've been awake since 7am, and I've only JUST made it through the discontempt forum.  i understand where people go away for weeks and don't feel like re-integrating!

add:  3.5 hours later, I'm finally up to the normal morning routine of checking unread posts!

rant2:
if you guys are going to make jokes between threads, link to the relevant information.  i'm just having to store relevant clues as these stories are told, in the hopes that i'll be able to connect everything back together once i reach the end!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 10:08:22 AM
Anything but shaved. Shaved on a man looks creepy to me! C and discussed this at a bar once. We like hair. haha

okay, good deal.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 10:09:34 AM
You realize that baggy is now furiously masturbating to thoughts of your pubic hair, right?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 10:11:58 AM
You realize that baggy is now furiously masturbating to thoughts of your pubic hair, right?
or furiously fuskering to see if i've already posted dick pics.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 10:17:58 AM
Furiously fuskerbating.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 11:29:18 AM
rant: i understand where people go away for weeks and don't feel like re-integrating!
srsly.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 05:40:39 PM
Dear people that make CDs:  You're already being phased out by digital distribution.  Soon enough, the only people that buy CDs will be the same kind of people (but in a new generation) that continue to buy records.  So, can you PLEASE try not to make it so FUCKING difficult to get your "security measures" off of the packaging?  I like my CD cases to be clean; they can't be that way with your grubby little stickers leaving their gunk behind.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on March 31, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
i can't even remember the last time i bought a hard copy of a CD. 8 years ago? something like that.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 06:09:01 PM
Actually, bush is cool with me too. My ex (not you know who) and the guy I was dating before him both had bush.

But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 07:43:41 PM
Actually, bush is cool with me too. My ex (not you know who) and the guy I was dating before him both had bush.

But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")
I'm guessing:
trimmed, but not overdone (because you want to feel nice on the inside when someone cums on your clothes)
full bush (because lawyering takes a lot of time, and cider puts hair on your crotch!)
brazilian, with just a little grass on the field (so that the 35-yo doesn't forget that he's not committing a crime)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Libertine on March 31, 2009, 08:30:35 PM
Dear people that make CDs:  You're already being phased out by digital distribution.  Soon enough, the only people that buy CDs will be the same kind of people (but in a new generation) that continue to buy records.  So, can you PLEASE try not to make it so FUCKING difficult to get your "security measures" off of the packaging?  I like my CD cases to be clean; they can't be that way with your grubby little stickers leaving their gunk behind.

I got a 12 pack of colored sharpies and a 100 pack of CD-Rs and an internet connection.

I make CDs (with cover art!) without security measures or complicated packaging.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")

No comment X 3
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 31, 2009, 08:37:15 PM
I buy almost exclusively records now. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
I still buy CDs when I go away, or if I've downloaded a bunch of stuff from a band and particularly enjoyed it, I'll buy their CD.

If Amazon would sell me albums on MP3 I'd happily pay for music, though. I won't buy regular DVDs now, though. I can get as-good-as or better than regular DVD quality films at EC$15 (~US$5.50) from my local bootleg guy. No special features? Who fuckin' cares?

The only thing I'll consistently shell out the full money for is Blu-rays.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 04:47:13 PM
Rant: my coworker (same one who talks to herself) who will interrupt anyone at any given moment. My other coworker and I will be working on something and talking and this woman will come up to us and just start talking/ asking questions about her own projects without so much as a hesitation. She went to an ivy league school but she's dumb as fuck and doesn't have one ounce of common sense.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 01, 2009, 05:01:03 PM
Rant: my coworker (same one who talks to herself) who will interrupt anyone at any given moment. My other coworker and I will be working on something and talking and this woman will come up to us and just start talking/ asking questions about her own projects without so much as a hesitation. She went to an ivy league school but she's dumb as fuck and doesn't have one ounce of common sense.

God, I hate people like that.  I had a roommate that did that shit until I finally snapped and told him off.  I'll bet she's an only child.  It's basic psychology, though it doesn't always fit.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on April 01, 2009, 05:13:27 PM
completely shaved best matches my collection of cute little cotton panties
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 05:15:10 PM
Pubic hair on women is so 90's.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 05:31:57 PM
God, I hate people like that.  I had a roommate that did that shit until I finally snapped and told him off.  I'll bet she's an only child.  It's basic psychology, though it doesn't always fit.

Yes. I'm pretty sure one of these days I'm gonna school her on manners.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2009, 05:53:33 AM
Rant: my coworker (same one who talks to herself) who will interrupt anyone at any given moment. My other coworker and I will be working on something and talking and this woman will come up to us and just start talking/ asking questions about her own projects without so much as a hesitation. She went to an ivy league school but she's dumb as fuck and doesn't have one ounce of common sense.

Introduce me to her... I'll kill her and rape her.

That'll learn her some manners.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 02, 2009, 05:57:14 AM
Pubic hair on women is so 90's.

You don't like women with happy trails?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2009, 06:08:03 AM
But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")

No comment X 3

Pix please!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 02, 2009, 07:28:32 AM
Introduce me to her... I'll kill her and rape her.

That'll learn her some manners.

Mosh is my hero!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 08:21:29 AM
Introduce me to her... I'll kill her and rape her.

That'll learn her some manners.

Funny thing is, no one argued with the order in which you conduct yourself. It's just understood.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 02, 2009, 08:57:27 AM
But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")

No comment X 3

Pix please!

sorry, mine only have bush.

(wrong quote)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:03:23 AM
The music industry along with Apple can go fuck themselves. As if .99 cents per song wasnt' infuriating enough Itunes will be raising prices on popular music to "assist the record companies during the tough economy". In a further insult to our intelligence they say that they'll counter balance this by lowering the prices on music that nobody wants.

Thanks assholes. I'd also like to mention that Apple's fascist application Itunes is a total hunk of shit and DRM is one of the greatest evils ever devised, and copyright law is totally fucked.

Times change, empires crumble. Just because you assholes made a mint for 50 years does not mean you get to do so in perpetuity. You fucks are bitching because kids are exchanging shitty digital copies of your music? This is the public's protest for every time you charged us $18 for ONE SONG on an album full of suck. It makes me sick the way you are persucuting the public when what you've done is blatantly rob from us for years on end.

You are a bunch of leaches and in my book nothing short of organized crime.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 02, 2009, 10:06:47 AM
hey man, it's a little early in the day but hows the wine?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:10:02 AM
What, I gotta be drunk to be hatin?

I'm at work foo! And I'm not drinking wine for a looooong time after the hangover I got from that shit.

6 pack of dark beer + bottle of red wine = pain.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 02, 2009, 10:12:22 AM
ok, I thought you had the wine hating, but it's just a hating.

When I talked to you you were rounding trashed-country and accelerating towards comatose. Was good to catch up
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:13:29 AM
Yeah man, it was good to talk to you too.

I was pretty blitzed when I talked to Thrash too.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 10:21:02 AM
The music industry along with Apple can go fuck themselves.

I say the ends justify the means provided this turns people off iTunes and gets people to directly pay the bands themselves. I'm all for giving credit where credit is due, but playing middle man is so un-credit-worthy that they should be paying me.
I guess this is kind of another silver lining argument like I made in regards to parasites, but just so we're clear - apart from the negative impact this move has on Apple itself, I agree the raised fees suck.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 02, 2009, 10:23:06 AM
they're testing the boundaries of their brand.

I think it's a smart move. 1 or 2 bucks for a song is better value than $20 for a CD you'll never listen to right through.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 10:26:23 AM
good rant

if this were facebook I could give your post a "thumbs up" and then all of our
mutual friends would be alerted that I liked what you wrote.

(tres gay)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:28:22 AM
they're testing the boundaries of their brand.

I think it's a smart move. 1 or 2 bucks for a song is better value than $20 for a CD you'll never listen to right through.

I rarely buy new music. If I ever buy anything it's usually some old shit I already know I like and I won't even do that unless I can get the CD for less than $13.00. It may be less expensive to pay the dollar and download, but I'm never going to pay a dollar to download a few megs of data that their shitty application will delete at the first opportunity it gets.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:29:16 AM
good rant

if this were facebook I could give your post a "thumbs up" and then all of our
mutual friends would be alerted that I liked what you wrote.

(tres gay)

You kumbaya motherfucker!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:29:41 AM
THX!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 10:30:09 AM
My inner Ayn Rand knots me all up inside when I use facebook.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on April 02, 2009, 11:27:44 AM
 I thought iTunes was great for the two years or so I had no internet connection.

 Then, BAM, update the fucking thing and it repeatedly rapes my file organization.

 So, fuck iTunes.

 I mostly listen to music through Pandora or obscure Myspace bands now, anyway.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Libertine on April 02, 2009, 11:50:37 AM
Been using Winamp for nearly 12 years, no problems so far.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 11:52:13 AM
You can get along just fine without Itunes, unless you have an ipod. Then you're fucked.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Not true. I have an iPod and I use Limewire Pro.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 12:06:23 PM
I'll have to check that out.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 02:07:14 PM
i've been operating off of limewire NON-pro for a long time, and the bastard always wants me to uprgade to pro.
how much does it cost?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 03:18:33 PM
Depends on what features you want. I think I paid $69 for it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 03:26:12 PM
sixty nine.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 03:44:24 PM
Even though you're too short, anytime, anyplace.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:04:09 PM
5'6"?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 04:12:37 PM
Nah that's fine. I'd even go lower.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
I thought you were like 4'11"
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:44:49 PM
what the fuck?
where did you get the idea i'm a troll?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
I wouldn't call you a troll. More like a pixie. Or a faerie.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2009, 05:06:51 PM
hobbit
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 05:44:01 PM
Nah. Katie got purty foots.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
they're testing the boundaries of their brand.

Here's the right idea.
Plus, most iTunes music is now available DRM-free.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 08:52:15 PM
5'6"?
That's so mean.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 02, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
excessively mean.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 02, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
5'6"?
That's so mean.

You already told me that joke, you fag.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 08:59:00 PM
it doesn't make it less (or more) funny!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:43:45 PM
they're testing the boundaries of their brand.

Here's the right idea.
Plus, most iTunes music is now available DRM-free.

But does iTunes delete music off your iPod if you remove it from your iTunes library?

That's the shittiest thing ever.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 11:01:54 PM
I don't know.  I only own an iPod touch for software development purposes.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lothar on April 03, 2009, 04:40:43 AM
Man, limewire is the thai ladyboy corner of free music.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 03, 2009, 06:14:18 AM
As in it's a great way of getting a million viruses?

Where I get all my music, movies, porn, pc games, and apps:

piratebay.org
mininova.org
empornium.us

Let's hope they don't get raped by the people suing them.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 06:51:39 AM
Piratebay already has...

mininova might, isohunt currently fighting RIAA, MPAA and others
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 03, 2009, 07:00:02 AM
Fucking sad.  All that means is people are gonna start other torrent sites.  Anyone know what's next if mininova and piratebay go down?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 03, 2009, 08:43:28 AM
Piratebay already has...

we must be watching different trials.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/02/charges-droppedmaking-available-now-focus-of-tpb-trial.ars (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/02/charges-droppedmaking-available-now-focus-of-tpb-trial.ars)
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/03/prosecution-rests-case-against-wealthy-pirate-bay-admins.ars (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/03/prosecution-rests-case-against-wealthy-pirate-bay-admins.ars)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 09:10:25 AM
I didnt say what the outcome was...

And that doesnt mean there wont be another crack at suing priatebay
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 03, 2009, 09:29:15 AM
Let's hope they don't get raped by the people suing them.
Piratebay already has...

but the Pirate Bay is not getting raped in their trial, by any proper definition of the word.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 03, 2009, 10:08:22 AM
Rant: not having anything to work on at work...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 03, 2009, 10:10:55 AM
I think I am just going to try to get into sketching again to start out. Then try to slowly work from there.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 10:23:33 AM
Let's hope they don't get raped by the people suing them.
Piratebay already has...

but the Pirate Bay is not getting raped in their trial, by any proper definition of the word.

Only due to incompetence of the prosecution
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 03, 2009, 10:32:54 AM
I think I am just going to try to get into sketching again to start out. Then try to slowly work from there.

Can't sketch at work. Can get away with computer stuff though.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 03, 2009, 10:33:50 AM
Scan your taint!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 10:34:53 AM
photocopy your flange!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 03, 2009, 10:36:03 AM
Collate your cunt?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 10:36:55 AM
microfilm your minge
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 03, 2009, 10:37:12 AM
Print off your penis
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 03, 2009, 10:54:43 AM
Laminate your lips.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 12:19:00 PM
paint us a picture of your pissflaps.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 03, 2009, 12:25:03 PM
That doesn't involve office paraphernalia.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 12:26:57 PM
Do you know for a fact that she doesn't have watercolors and a brush in her desk? She could use makeup and a mascara brush.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Tru on April 03, 2009, 01:20:37 PM
piratebay.org has just been absorbed by Warner Bros. They couldn't beat them in court so they took them over.

Look for big brother to keep better track of torrents now.

Or maybe that was an Aprils fool joke. Somebody else check it out.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lothar on April 03, 2009, 05:07:34 PM
As in it's a great way of getting a million viruses?

That's EXACTLY what I mean.

I don't use any public torrent site.

The problem isn't taking down the sites, the problems will start when they start taking down the users who provide the best stuff.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 08:06:14 PM
Staple your snatch!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 08:06:32 PM
Damn, I was late again, wasnt I?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 03, 2009, 08:30:04 PM
Dictate your dick.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 08:34:38 PM
Template your tits.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on April 03, 2009, 08:39:48 PM
Pencil-sharpen your penis.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 03, 2009, 08:40:03 PM
Paperclip your peeper.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 08:47:31 PM
Diddle under your desk.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 03, 2009, 08:48:12 PM
Bang your boss?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 08:52:17 PM
Post pictures of that one Brook.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 03, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
Jangle your Johnson.

That has nothing to do with work.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 11:01:29 PM
even the unemployed need something to do9.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 04, 2009, 05:16:53 AM
Take a meeting with your meatflaps ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 07, 2009, 12:21:26 PM
This guy really annoys the fuck outa me. (mike, one of two guys running voodoochat (virtualplaces excite))

From the voodoo fourms http://www.voodoochat.com/forum.php?op=readthread&tid=1007 (http://www.voodoochat.com/forum.php?op=readthread&tid=1007)

homeless-joe   10:06pm Apr 05 2009
os : xp sp3
browsers : Firefox , IE6(installed non-primary)
client version : 8x2

hide avatars -> server list -> change rooms/server -> show avatars.

This operation ( and any other operation invloving hide/show avatars ) results in avatars being clipped/resized to a uniform (very) small size, except mine. Users entering after are a "normal size" and users already in the room revert to "normal" if they change their av.



and it doesnt bother me in the slightest. just thought id post it.

I also must point out i have no idea if the client forces IE even though its not my primary browser. I also concede updating IE might fix the problem, i just can't be bothered to do so unless I know client forces IE.   
      
      
   
seed   2:02am Apr 06 2009
Voodoo's browser uses IE.    
      
      
   
homeless-joe   4:16am Apr 06 2009
okay

upgraded to IE 8

Same thing is happening.

If I show avatars during av loading I can get half clipped/resized half normal.

If i wait long enough for full loading of avatars all will be clipped/resized.

People who swap their av revert back to "normal" and my av is always normal.

I have swapped IE to primary : no change.

I also played around by turning off anti-virus/firewalls and all sorts of other things which I doubt would affect the client.

I cannot see this issue as a high, moderate or any priority due to the fix being to just wait for av load.

having the thread exist however may stop one or two please for help over global.   
      
      
   
Mike   4:26pm Apr 06 2009
A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "It really hurts when I do this..."

I'm thrilled you can do a series of optional actions that can cause a minor display bug but... who cares?   
      
      
   
homeless-joe   5:11pm Apr 06 2009
You do, going by the global posts I have seen.

If you would rather not having this infomation post in the forum for the people who piss you off in global with stupid "help" questions.

delete it.   
      
      
   
Mike   6:52pm Apr 06 2009
I don't care who has the information - I'm saying that since the issue only occurs if you do a set of random and seldom-taken actions, the easiest solution is the punchline of the joke - don't do that, then.   
      
      
   
homeless-joe   9:09pm Apr 06 2009
random ?

how is hiding the av's in order to use the sever list function in-client rather than as a pop-up random ?   
      
      
   
Mike   7:25am Apr 07 2009
By the fact that you're only the second person to report the issue in 8 years. We focus our attention on the things that have statistical relevance and which can't be overcome by simply not doing whatever the person was doing to cause them the issue.

I'm done arguing this with you - if you feel we don't have our priorities straight and that this is a major issue, then you know where the uninstall option is. Barring that, I'm tired of the snippy replies when time is better spent on actual issues.   
      
      
   
homeless-joe   2:11am Apr 08 2009
" I'm tired of the snippy replies "


Look in the mirror.

You had a great chance to point out to the people who piss you off with posting global/wrong forum/lack of info how do it properly.


But instead, you chose to be a #### about it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 12:41:53 PM
Yeah pretty clear case of sandy vag - a common internet malady.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 07, 2009, 01:00:46 PM
Must be worse than that, just recived an IM teling me my last post was deleted.

The IM was so I didnt think the mike person did it.

I do suspect even posting this here could get me banned.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 07, 2009, 10:13:22 PM
HEY MIKE, YOU SUCK.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 09, 2009, 12:21:02 PM
New random rant: People who think "/" is a backslash. Now, people who are under this delusion belonging to the general public are only slightly annoying. The ones that really piss me off are radio and tv copywriters who insist on giving web addresses in the following manner, "Point your web browser to http: backslash backslash [etc]".

This may seem like a minor thing to get irriated about, but only until you think about it a little deeper. Let's say that 50% of the public thinks it's a backslash. This means that they must be fully aware that the other 50% of the public thinks it's a slash. Therefore, these assholes are purposely trying to inform us that the character in question is actually a backslash. Except they're wrong, and people who condescend without even making sure they actually have a position to descend from are assholes.

Check your facts before you tell me I'm wrong you fucking dickheads!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backslash (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backslash)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_(punctuation) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_(punctuation))
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 12:25:04 PM
What?  Let idiots be idiots, who fucking cares.  It's a forward slash (or just slash), and if someone says backslash (I've never heard anyone say backslash when talking about a web address), just laugh at their stupidity and if you are talking to that person face to face, make fun of them.  That's what I do.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 09, 2009, 12:40:59 PM
I don't here over here either. I sure somebody somewhere does say it though. In the media that is.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 12:42:47 PM
The collective press is about as smart as a salted cucumber.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 09, 2009, 12:52:41 PM
Rant: I'm fucking bored.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 09, 2009, 12:56:55 PM
Let's make out.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 01:05:21 PM
My pinion and ring gears are shot. $800 in parts and god only knows how much labor. And of course, no truck, no money, so no truck fixee. And should I get 3:21, 3:55, 3:90 or 4:10 gears??? Un-fucking-believable...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 09, 2009, 01:09:57 PM
Let's make out.

I'm so bored that I'd consider it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on April 09, 2009, 06:37:32 PM
My pinion and ring gears are shot. $800 in parts and god only knows how much labor. And of course, no truck, no money, so no truck fixee. And should I get 3:21, 3:55, 3:90 or 4:10 gears??? Un-fucking-believable...

 Junkyard. Pick-a-part. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 06:46:54 PM
No can do. I put a lot of heavy hauling highway miles on this truck and I need at least 100,000 more out of it. Plus I have an RV to pull. Can't risk spending $750 on a new rear end only to have it go again in 6 months. But thanks.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 09, 2009, 06:49:04 PM
One of the few positives of living in the city... I LOVE not needing a car.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 06:51:43 PM
You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 09, 2009, 09:06:35 PM
You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.

an 800 pound tool? here, let me give you my address..
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 09:07:57 PM
Go ahead. I'll make you famous.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 09, 2009, 09:12:07 PM
You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.

an 800 pound tool? here, let me give you my address..

No, you've got it wrong.

It's 800 pounds OF tools.

That's a creepy old man.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lucky on April 09, 2009, 09:13:03 PM
I'm sure a cordless reciprocating saw is among them. That should be all she needs.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 09:13:58 PM
Go ahead. I'll make you famous.

By being the first woman literally split in half by the 800lb tool.

It'd be like that scene in Urotsukidoji when the nurse is exploded by the Overfiends ejaculate.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 09:14:08 PM
See I could make a joke about you, Dylan and Johnny not fitting in my truck, but I'm not gonna go there...

Oopsie...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 09:16:13 PM
I'm sure a cordless reciprocating saw is among them. That should be all she needs.

"The Milwaukee cordless sawzall... the chosen weapon of vandals all over Chicago" -Chitownoi
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 09, 2009, 09:19:02 PM
See I could make a joke about you, Dylan and Johnny not fitting in my truck, but I'm not gonna go there...

Oopsie...

 I'm half the size of Dylan, who is half the size of Johnny...

Fuck.

Russian Doll syndrome.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 09, 2009, 09:21:17 PM
all this talk of people inside other people.. it's making me moist.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lucky on April 09, 2009, 09:22:46 PM

 I'm half the size of Dylan, who is half the size of Johnny...

Fuck.

Russian Doll syndrome.

Congratulations. You just created Zoomie's new serial killer profile.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 09, 2009, 09:28:56 PM
all this talk of people inside other people.. it's making me moist.

The address. Quickly. Before my chance evaporates...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 09, 2009, 09:41:10 PM
7783 yabos lane
juggville, mi
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 09, 2009, 09:50:12 PM
Jugville, MI is a real place!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 09, 2009, 10:26:58 PM
Jugville, MI is a real place!

i know! i'm totally going there on my way to beaver island.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Wozzeck on April 09, 2009, 11:24:37 PM
Underclass loves living in the city, doing a woman's work.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 09:21:33 PM
Jugville, MI is a real place!

i know! i'm totally going there on my way to beaver island.

Quotes?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 10, 2009, 09:33:54 PM
Underclass loves living in the city, doing a woman's work.

Nick is Sarah Jessica Parker? Kinda horsey...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 12:38:13 PM
Underclass loves living in the city, doing a woman's work.

He's a helluva seamstress!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 12:39:00 PM
One of the few positives of living in the city... I LOVE not needing a car.

cockroaches on the walls
crabs crawlin' on my balls
oh, but I'm so clean cut
I just wanna fuck some slut

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love livin' in the city!

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 04:56:46 PM
I got woke up for a support call.

YAY! Fucking operators who cant be bothered to follow documentation will feel my wrath on Tuesday.

I'm going back to bed.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 12, 2009, 04:13:08 AM
W3rd ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 02:30:14 AM
I like my possessions to be in good condition.

When I first purchase physical media (CDs, DVDs, games, etc), I will make a digital copy of it.  This allows me to "shelve" the physical media, and do everything digitially at that point - it's very difficult to scratch an MP3 or ISO, you see.

As I'm making copies of my media, I'll often take a look at the inserts that come along with that media (booklets, or instructions).

Here's the rant:  on CDs, the booklets are "held" in place with 4 little plastic tabs.  Then, at the end of the case "door", there are these tiny little protrusions that keep the booklet from falling out, I suppose, in the situation where a case is opened and tilted just so.

However, the front page of the booklet is normally stuck to the front of the case door.  So, to get it out, I either have to force the booklet over those little speed bumps, or i have to pry it away from the static cling of the paper/plastic contact.  Either of these actions will cause some miniscule damage to the edge of the booklet.

Man, I hate that.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 19, 2009, 02:35:49 AM
50 cool points for that post!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 19, 2009, 02:39:35 AM
I was gonna say 50 asshole points.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 19, 2009, 03:49:26 PM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 19, 2009, 04:47:58 PM
^ wow. I just paraphrased. I really suck... lollipops.


Anyway, what is wrong with Razorlight? Why can they not write any decent lyrics? A freakin seamonkey could write better than that and I say seamonkey instead of monkey because monkeys already do write better, on a regular basis. I heard a song the other day with the lyrics something like "you'll never stop us, because you are you and we are us". And people buy this? *rolls eyes*
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 19, 2009, 04:49:18 PM
I saw them at Live 8 and have absolutely no recollection of them or their music.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: babyhellfire on April 19, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
I have no idea who razorlight is, guessing now that it is a good thing
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 04:54:25 PM
I have heard the name. So i assume its com radio stuff.

edit : I gave you an asshole point babyhell, you cant post without one.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 19, 2009, 04:56:56 PM
I have heard the name. So i assume its com radio stuff.
Uh huh. Last time some decorating people came round and Razorlight was on the radio all the fucking time. It just doesn't make sense to me.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 05:05:36 PM
Random rant:

I have had to clean up cat piss way too many times this week. I've had just about enough.

She's too fat, and doesn't realize that when she gets in the box, her ass is still hanging out...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 06:56:22 PM
Quote
I like my possessions to be in good condition.

I don't care about any of my physical possessions. CD's are made to be played, and oft-times I'll throw away the case to save space, after a cursory read. It's OK for books to look a little worn after reading them. I hate when people bitch that their books look old, scruffy and used because that's the goddam point.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 07:12:39 PM
Note to self : never accept a lift home from underclass.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 07:34:11 PM
She's too fat, and doesn't realize that when she gets in the box, her ass is still hanging out...
Can you get a bigger box?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
She's too fat, and doesn't realize that when she gets in the box, her ass is still hanging out...
Can you get a bigger box?

I have done that twice. She now shits in a big rubbermaid storage container that I cut a door in. But she's a big woman at 23lbs and leaves her ass pointing out when she goes inside.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 07:50:48 PM
(http://smellingthecoffee.com/pics/pods.jpg)

???
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
I may have to give up a bedroom and hope she goes all the way in before dropping trou.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 19, 2009, 07:54:12 PM
wtf, is she a frigging bobcat?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
Just a fat tortoiseshell. She looks like her mom got raped by a raccoon.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 08:01:46 PM
Good thing it wasent a skunk.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
I took a couple of pics...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/daisymae88/DSCI0147-1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/daisymae88/DSCI0148.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
holy crap that is a big pussy
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 08:36:01 PM
I tried to use my hand as a size reference but she kept biting me...bitch.  :D
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 19, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
I was going on the girth-to-head-size ratio. That thing reminds me of Jabba the Hutt
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 08:39:20 PM
It's unhealthy. My cat got that big, had to swap him to diet food. He just eats too many mice and skinks.

You got that cat on a diet ?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 08:42:13 PM
It's unhealthy. My cat got that big, had to swap him to diet food. He just eats too many mice and skinks.

You got that cat on a diet ?

She's 12, and over the years I've tried many diet foods, and I don't overfeed. She is just fat. It could be thyroid, I suppose, but I am not into spending hundreds of dollars on a cat.
 
I was going on the girth-to-head-size ratio. That thing reminds me of Jabba the Hutt

That is really funny, because her name is Abbey and we call he Abba the Hutt all the time... :D As well as Flabio
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 08:47:47 PM
She's 12, and over the years I've tried many diet foods, and I don't overfeed. She is just fat. It could be thyroid, I suppose, but I am not into spending hundreds of dollars on a cat.

I was just wondering if she was eating things you didnt know about. 12.. yeah well, not much you can do now. Hope she kicks on for awhile to come.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
No, she's an indoor cat. No food I don't know about.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 19, 2009, 08:53:12 PM
ahh, weird.  Missing any children ?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 08:59:23 PM
I tried to use my hand as a size reference but she kept biting me...bitch.  :D
I wonder where she learned that!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
That's not a very big cat. Luke, tell em about Jake.

PS: Daisey, nect time you post cat pictures, lose the socks mkay?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 19, 2009, 09:08:59 PM
That's not a very big cat. Luke, tell em about Jake.
Zoomie calls his anus, "Jake".  It's really disturbing.
Especially when he talking about feeding Jake, and how he's so fat but keeps on eating more.

:(
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 19, 2009, 09:13:07 PM
That was supposed to be our little secret. They actually believed I deleted TreeHugger's tit pics and that I had a cat.

You suck.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 19, 2009, 09:15:20 PM


PS: Daisey, nect time you post cat pictures, lose the socks mkay?

Whoops! I should have remembered that...sorry...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 02:09:44 PM
CD's are made to be played, and oft-times I'll throw away the case to save space, after a cursory read. It's OK for books to look a little worn after reading them. I hate when people bitch that their books look old, scruffy and used because that's the goddam point.

Thank you! I feel totally the same. I almost never borrow books cuz so many people are fussy about folding the page etc. It's just stuff, and it's meant to be used.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 20, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
CD's are made to be played, and oft-times I'll throw away the case to save space, after a cursory read. It's OK for books to look a little worn after reading them. I hate when people bitch that their books look old, scruffy and used because that's the goddam point.

Thank you! I feel totally the same. I almost never borrow books cuz so many people are fussy about folding the page etc. It's just stuff, and it's meant to be used.

not if you ever plan on reselling them.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
I never do. I'm a total packrat.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 04:28:45 PM
Me too but I only keep hardcover books. If I read a paperback I really like, I'll obsess about finding it in hardcover. Then I put it on the shelf and never touch it again. Paperbacks get read  and either sent to the thrift or to the reading room at the community center. And I don't even have a library card.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
I go out of my way to not buy hardcover books. If there's a book I really want, and it's only available in hardcover so far, then fuck it I'll wait.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 20, 2009, 05:31:14 PM
We don't even buy books. We get them from the library, forget and end up having to pay fines every time. But it's all good, still cheaper than buying the books new.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 20, 2009, 05:35:23 PM
Oh I don't ever buy anything new. I get them used on Amazon or in book stores or thrifts.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 20, 2009, 07:43:47 PM
what the fuck is up with tip jars EVERYWHERE now???  like why should i tip at dunkin donuts?  they are literally just doing their job.  a waitstaff/bartenders i could see they could concievably do some extra shit to earn a tip.  but someone handing me a cup of coffee?  am i tipping them so they don't throw the coffee in my face? 

and why do we tip cab drivers?  i am never going to see this person again.  even if i take a cab every day for the rest of my life i will never see him again.  he was on the phone like a 16 year old girl the entire time, almost killed me 3 times, did kill 1 pedestrian, and took the long way to kill time and sit in traffic.  here's an extra 2 dollars cos i am, technically, still alive.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 20, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
's right, tipping is shite.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: 13chemicals on April 20, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
I like to start out my dinner with ten ones lined up next to me on the table.  I say to the waiter, "look here waiter, if you fuck anything up then I will deplete from this pile that is your potential tip, if you please me however I will add to this pile."  But after I pay my bill I generally just pick up the pile, because I'm cheap.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 20, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
I like that method. I approve. Sasha, come to NYC with Luke. You're cool.

don't bring Kyle though
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 05:03:12 AM
just his plastic penis...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Sasha, come to NYC with Luke. You're cool.
PARTY AT TRICKYS HOUSE
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 09:09:25 AM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 09:20:08 AM
And, your point?

The 70's rocked.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 21, 2009, 09:53:21 AM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 21, 2009, 09:59:35 AM
An excuse to get naked and have an orgy never goes out of style..

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 21, 2009, 09:29:38 PM
pfft. i still haven't seen you naked and we've been friends for years. i begin to suspect your chromasomes...you have to be a man. women can't tell me no...when i ask.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 21, 2009, 09:53:02 PM
That's because as a general rule I don't do naked photography...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 21, 2009, 10:08:27 PM
i don't like that. it displeases me.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 21, 2009, 10:11:54 PM
My parents use the internet.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: treehugger on April 21, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
My parents use the internet.

Mine do as well.  Your point?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on April 21, 2009, 10:15:14 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 21, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
That's because as a general rule I don't do naked photography...

Rules are meant to be broken. Thats how society progresses!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: treehugger on April 21, 2009, 10:27:41 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie

What a waste. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 11:03:57 PM
That's like Jay fuckin Leno with all those classic cars and bikes and he takes a cab to work.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: treehugger on April 21, 2009, 11:06:01 PM
That's like Jay fuckin Leno with all those classic cars and bikes and he takes a cab to work.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 11:16:53 PM
How can you NOT want me? We like, share one brain...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: treehugger on April 21, 2009, 11:18:44 PM
How can you NOT want me? We like, share one brain...

I'm done with guys for a while. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 11:26:55 PM
Me too ...

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 21, 2009, 11:31:42 PM
Yeah and me with 400 doses of Viagra.

OK, tricky I'm officially desperate.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 11:34:55 PM
I can't wait to see where this goes ...

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 21, 2009, 11:49:02 PM
Wow.  Conversation get's really fucking dull when I'm not posting.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 21, 2009, 11:52:12 PM
Yeah, I addressed that here ...
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=303.30 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=303.30)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 04:31:11 AM
rant rant rant
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...

Here's the fly in your ointment; he'd've had to have gone to school in the first place ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 02:19:50 PM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...

Here's the fly in your ointment; he'd've had to have gone to school in the first place ...

I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.  Fuckin' snobby holier-than-thou college grads.  I'm definitely not referring to the person who's post is above this one.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 02:21:11 PM
I'm glad you AT LEAST took that initiative ....
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 03:19:35 PM
I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.

You went further than I did!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
Yet, yer employed and living large ....
Let's think about this for a moment ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 07:11:21 PM
You like making fun of someone with mood disorders?  Fuck your mom.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 22, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.  Fuckin' snobby holier-than-thou college grads. 

I didnt go to college.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 22, 2009, 07:31:44 PM
(read the tiny text mosh)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Joygasm on April 24, 2009, 11:57:19 PM
Bitches are fucking cocksmokers. I fucking hate these straight lil fucking jealous whores. Had to leave a fucking party cuz I got more attention than them. Can't believe I had guys ask me to leave before I was even drunk. Didn't even have my tits out or anything!! God I hate women sometimes. I mean jeez, I was pretty much minding my own sitting on the sofa throwing a couple jagerbombs back and got asked to get out cuz I made the guys wife jealous.. I'm no playmate or anything.. wtf??
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 12:03:10 AM
(read the tiny text mosh)

I did. Message recieved.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:35:11 AM
I was reminded tonight why people from Ct HATE Jersey girls ....
GOD, WHAT A CUNT!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
eh?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:49:59 AM
Long story; she was a typical Jersey Girl CUNTBAG!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 01:05:33 AM
Ahhh, so you didnt get laid.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
I didn't want to ...
I turned the cunt away;rudely ...

CUNT!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 01:19:06 AM
bwahahahaha
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 01:29:50 AM
FUCKING JERSEY GIRLS .....
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 25, 2009, 05:22:49 AM
FUCKING JERSEY GIRLS .....

Watch it, buddy, C is a Jersey Girl and she fucking rules!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 05:56:47 AM
This I agree with...

Obviously Dave came across a low quality Jersey girl.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 25, 2009, 10:47:57 AM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 25, 2009, 11:33:23 AM
i couldn't go to college. too expensive and no help from the 'rents.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 25, 2009, 12:47:11 PM
that's a good reason. I wish I could say that.

I was just too stupid.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 25, 2009, 02:29:25 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie
And what about what WE want?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 04:08:29 PM
that's a good reason. I wish I could say that.

I was just too stupid.

I dropped out of high school when I was sixteen. But that's not really an excuse - I'm pretty sure I could have gotten a GED or something if I wanted to. I just never bothered.

Fact of the matter is that to this day, if I decided to go to college, I have a trust fund that would pay tuition, books, living expenses, provide me with a car, spending money, etc.

But I have it pretty good anyway, making my own money and not answering to any family etc. Plus I have no idea what I'd want to study if I did go to college.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 25, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
that's a good reason. I wish I could say that.

I was just too stupid.

i gave it a good go. but i got too tired of working three jobs just to get by and get an AA. i started up again, hoping i could get loans or something, but my credit was nonexistant and my parents were over extended. ah, well. there's always next year.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 26, 2009, 12:22:25 AM
i went to college to drink
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
I quit college when it was time for me to do my training as a teacher so I could get a degree. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 26, 2009, 01:04:49 AM
You know those people that seemed to do alright without an edumacation?

I'm one of those.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 01:13:21 AM
I didnt get enough days up to get my Jr. I was still allowed to go on to grade 11 though, only to drop out of 12 twice...with no Jr.  haha.... hmm. I do wish I could spell.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 26, 2009, 07:31:54 AM
You know those people that seemed to do alright without an edumacation?

I'm one of those.
Roy: *sings* We don't need no education...
Moss: Yes you do, you just used a double negative.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 08:40:46 AM
You like making fun of someone with mood disorders?  Fuck your mom.

Yeah I have a mood disorder. Sometimes I want to punch you in the face until your eyes fall out and then skull fuck you until you're a broken, sobbing little fat boy.

PS: "Mood Disorder" describes emo kids who need to suckle the pharmacological teat and the doctors don't know what to call it. Why don't you try being a man and getting a skill, a drivers license, a job and a life.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lucky on April 26, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
arsh words from someone with only a skill and a drivers license...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lucky on April 26, 2009, 09:23:22 AM

But I have it pretty good anyway, making my own money and not answering to any family etc. Plus I have no idea what I'd want to study if I did go to college.

How about statistics. You could probably teach some of the probability seminars.

But, really. Unless your boss said he'd give you more money if you had a degree, there'd be no point in it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 26, 2009, 09:32:16 AM
what lucky said
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 11:38:21 AM
Yeah, I'm pretty much over it. And there is a sort of perverse sense of satisfaction in knowing that I make more money than a shitload of people I know who went to college, and the last thing I actually finished was primary school!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 27, 2009, 12:45:57 AM
Random Rant: I HAVE NO FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING.  AND I LIVE IN TEXAS.

My AC is is broken and I haven't been able to sleep because of it for days.  I can't sleep when it's hot, it's impossible.  The best I can manage is passing out for a few minutes every so often.  At this point I'm at the brink of seeing shit.

I just went outside and turned the compressor's circuit breaker back on, and it's blowing cold now but the original problem is that it was locking up and wasn't blowing cold and wouldn't shut itself off and was radiating heat while clicking or something.  So either being off for a few days fixed it or I'll be dead from a fire by the morning, so these may very well be my last words:

Shit I can't think of anything.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 01:03:26 AM
All my refrigeration tickets are still current.

but this is a common problem

If it's a newer ac ( split system,room or portable). Its the electronic temp fucking up. solution new electronic temp pcb. frimware is also an poss issue ( not reco. temp pcb error nor accepting manual override )

for an older room ac ( those boxes hung in windows ). just dissconnect the temp gauge, that should fix the problem. if the problem isnt fix with this, the its a newer old ac and needs the temp for it's auto shut down. The solution to that it dissconnect the auto shut down.

The clicking noise is key, and " radiating " is an interesting word.... not blowing heat ? if it was radiating check the side panels for heat... inside and outside boxes ( i can tell yours it split ( you went outside to flip a switch)), As you don't have a baseline for how hot your system runs, umm, if you burn yourself on metal (if you can access internals), you got a problem. Turn it off.


it's clearly not a gas charge issue.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 27, 2009, 02:02:43 AM
or

Leave Texas
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 27, 2009, 02:37:50 AM
or

Leave Texas

I'm about ready to if Rick Perry doesn't shut the fuck up.

As for the AC, it's a really old outside unit connected to the central AC I guess, I know fuck all about air conditioning units.  My father said "it was clicking on and off and there was shitloads of heat coming off of it" so he switched off the breaker.  I got sick of sweating waiting for the AC guy to show up so I turned it back on tonight just to see if it'd blow cold.  It did for a bit, but now doesn't seem to be doing much, but I just went outside and checked it and it's not hot, and is still blowing air out the top so I'm gonna let it run for awhile and see what happens.  Thanks for the advice, though.

At least its now gone from Hell on Earth to somewhat bearable.  Maybe I'll even get some decent sleep tonight if I'm lucky.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 02:42:42 AM
Okay, could be the charge then. - The clicking will be the thermo pleading with the compress to do something.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 27, 2009, 06:26:23 AM
Variable output is the classic symptom of a dying heat pump. My advice is to scrape together $4000 and buy some new equipment that is NOT a heat pump. You live too far in the heat zone for that anyway. Or it could be a charge issue as Joe said.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 09:35:55 AM
Random Rant: I HAVE NO FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING.  AND I LIVE IN TEXAS.

My AC is is broken and I haven't been able to sleep because of it for days.  I can't sleep when it's hot, it's impossible.  The best I can manage is passing out for a few minutes every so often.  At this point I'm at the brink of seeing shit.

I just went outside and turned the compressor's circuit breaker back on, and it's blowing cold now but the original problem is that it was locking up and wasn't blowing cold and wouldn't shut itself off and was radiating heat while clicking or something.  So either being off for a few days fixed it or I'll be dead from a fire by the morning, so these may very well be my last words:

Shit I can't think of anything.

in the meantime, you can rig up a poor man's evaporative cooler with some ice water soaked towels and a fan. put it right by your bed.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 09:53:07 AM
Or lose a ton of weight.

You'd be surprised how much cooler you feel when you arent lugging around a couple hundred extra pounds
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 10:02:18 AM
pfft. so impractical.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 10:04:00 AM
it isnt, I do it periodically...

I lose, I feel good for a while, I slack off, I eat, I fatten up.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 10:11:17 AM
i quite drinking beer. i'm losing weight pretty fast.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2009, 10:38:04 AM
Fucking Starbucks. I go there today, it was jampacked, I order my drink, 15 or so minutes later I still don't have it, I ask the lady if a soy latte is coming up and she doesnt acknowledge me, I go back to the cashier and tell him I want a refund. Grrrrrr.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 27, 2009, 10:48:38 AM
How fucking hard is it to make a latte? Pretty hard, apparently.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 11:07:01 AM
I wouldnt know, i have only drunk 16 cups of coffee in my life. Never had coffee from a cafe either, all of it was drunk at home.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2009, 11:39:10 AM
I go to Starbucks b/c I'm lactose intolerant and they actually have soymilk. Many of the delis/ cafes around here do not have soymilk.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 11:52:00 AM
we have no food in the house.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Tru on April 27, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
I tried vanilla flavored soy milk for the first time last week. I thought it was pretty good. But I can get a gallon of real milk for the same price as a quart of soy milk. Sorry you're intolerant Brook. But soy milk isn't half bad.

Quote from: hungry person
we have no food in the house.

I have no food in the house as well. I had vanilla jello pudding (the kind you cook) for dinner last night. Which reminds me, theres left overs for breakfast. Ummmm

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 27, 2009, 12:11:25 PM
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
I wouldn't mind a bit of pickel milk, I hear it's good.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: hip on April 27, 2009, 01:16:36 PM
my friend's little boy runs around their house parties asking everyone for "more chocolate soy milk pleeeeaaaaase!" he's 4 and the product of a tequila loving mixologist dad who bartends and works at trader joe's, and a hippie throwback mom who also feeds him buffalo un-chicken "wings". i steal some when i'm over there. not to mention chocolate soy milk is the stuff vegan dreams are made of.

rant: asshole people with out of state license plates roaming around MY streets, looking at everything and nearly causing accidents at every turn, traffic light, and intersection. "slow down and look, honey! it's a CAPE COD mobil gas station on the right. OOOOHHHH!!"

YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY BEFORE I'M LATE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING. the second the weather gets nice here, the locals can't even fully enjoy it because the bastard tourists are back with their goddamn ignorance. i'm going to the beach. even though it's literally a 30-second drive from my place, it will probably take 20 minutes. arrrrrrgh.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 01:20:25 PM
Them bastard tourists are the reason you will get more hours at work. Go blow up the bridges or something.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on April 27, 2009, 01:21:09 PM
We're late now. I need to stop slacking but as soon as I get in the house, I can't stop myself. Work is so oppresive. Fight the power!

Ugh. I hate being late, we always are.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 27, 2009, 02:26:23 PM
i like rice milk sometimes. i don't know that i've ever enjoyed any kind of soy milk. perhaps i'm drinking the wrong brands.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 27, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
I tried soy milk once. Some brand called "Silk" that I bought in Brookshire's, the vanilla flavor.  It was way to sweet, and the texture was... slimy, or something.  I didn't like it.  I couldn't imagine putting that crap on cereal.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 03:15:19 PM
soymilk makes me all phegmy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2009, 03:51:00 PM
I've been drunking soymilk for a long time now and cow's milk actually tastes disgusting to me now. I never really liked cow's milk.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 03:55:06 PM
we get our milk deivered twice a week from the local dairy. it's pure heaven. doesn't taste a thing like store bought. store bought milk all tastes kinda rotten. even the 1% milk i drink is rich and sweet.

but yeah, soy products kinda make me ill. i had a stint as a vegan about 10 years ago. lasted several years until my hair started falling out. so i learned to hunt.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 27, 2009, 03:55:52 PM
I don't like whole milk, but I love 1/2% or 2%.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 27, 2009, 03:56:55 PM
and the texture was... slimy, or something.

Seriously. That shit's gross. Same goes for skimmed milk. Yech.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
we get our milk deivered twice a week from the local dairy. it's pure heaven. doesn't taste a thing like store bought. store bought milk all tastes kinda rotten. even the 1% milk i drink is rich and sweet.

but yeah, soy products kinda make me ill. i had a stint as a vegan about 10 years ago. lasted several years until my hair started falling out. so i learned to hunt.

Well, K8z has that going for her ...
... 'least she won't be fat, right?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
I will regret this.

If it's white, I will try it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 27, 2009, 04:01:58 PM
we get our milk deivered twice a week from the local dairy. it's pure heaven. doesn't taste a thing like store bought. store bought milk all tastes kinda rotten. even the 1% milk i drink is rich and sweet.

but yeah, soy products kinda make me ill. i had a stint as a vegan about 10 years ago. lasted several years until my hair started falling out. so i learned to hunt.

Bwa ha ha ha, same thing happened to my mom!!!  She started eating meat again and her hair started to grow back.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Well, K8z has that going for her ...
... 'least she won't be fat, right?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 07:32:03 PM
i'm gonna kill my fucking dog. he just broke my fucking snare stand! fucker's an outside dog now.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 27, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
I wish I could be doing that. We make our own bread, which is the best you can do in Tokyo, and we get eggs and veges from regional farms.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 08:10:35 PM
yeah, we can get eggs from them, too, and there's a fresh veggie co-op delivery service, too. we also have organic meat producers who deliver, too. it is colorado, after all.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 27, 2009, 08:51:57 PM
Across the street from my place is the shittiest grocery store ever. I buy lettuce there, it's gone bad in 2-3 days. Grocery shopping when you don't have a car is tough.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 08:57:40 PM
that sucks ass. i live in a suburb surrounded by farms and moutains.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
I live on an Island.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 27, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
Me too!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 09:21:49 PM
pfft. you call that an Island...This is an Island.

damm, you can use that joke on almost anything eh..
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 27, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
Haha seriously.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on April 27, 2009, 09:30:07 PM
I wouldnt know, i have only drunk 16 cups of coffee in my life.

Well this explains both your cancer and your faggotry.

It's all so clear now...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 27, 2009, 10:16:44 PM
i fixed my snare stand. i'm okay now.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 27, 2009, 11:13:42 PM
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 27, 2009, 11:15:13 PM
i'm going to the beach. even though it's literally a 30-second drive from my place, it will probably take 20 minutes. arrrrrrgh.
that sounds like walking distance, miss piggy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 27, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
I bake with soy milk.

I don't like drinking real milk or soy milk.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 02:47:11 PM
Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Lucky on April 28, 2009, 10:19:04 PM
I bake with soy milk.

I bake with bourbon instead of vanilla. It's good in brownies.

Preheat oven to 375
melt 1/2 cup butter or earth balance in a pot with 4 ounces of baker's chocolate
take it off the heat.
stir in 2 cups of sugar. Go nuts, use the organic evaporated cane juice. Fuck refined sugar.
beat in 4 eggs. From the local CSA, of course.
stir in 1 cup flour and 1 teaspoon of baking powder. Ummm... organic?
Add 2 teaspoons of good bourbon. Or if you do this a lot, put some vanilla beans in a brown glass jar with some good bourbon. wait a few weeks, shake. Use that.
I like a handful of chopped up dried cherries in there to.

Put that shit in a pan and bake it. Check it every 5 minutes after 15 minutes by sticking a toothpick or a kebob skewer or your needle dick in there. When it comes out dry after it came out wet the last time, turn off the oven. Wait for the brownies to cool. Eat.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:32:59 AM
Fucking soy faggots.  I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk like every glass is straight from Sarah's tit.  Fucking. Soy. Faggots.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 05:07:54 AM
I bake with weed.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 09:41:58 AM
Fucking soy faggots.  I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk like every glass is straight from Sarah's tit.  Fucking. Soy. Faggots.

People become intolerant of milk because we're not really supposed to drink it past early childhood.  And the only milk we're built to drink is milk from our mothers. Which seems obvious once you realize that we are fucking mammals and mammals nurse their young.

That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 10:05:58 AM
I'm not a mammal.

I'M THE FUCKING LIZARD KING!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 10:06:41 AM
can you do anything?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 10:07:52 AM
No, not really.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 10:34:45 AM
Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.

(http://g.imagehost.org/0640/pulp10807sk.jpg)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 10:36:35 AM
Fucking soy faggots.  I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk like every glass is straight from Sarah's tit.  Fucking. Soy. Faggots.

People become intolerant of milk because we're not really supposed to drink it past early childhood.  And the only milk we're built to drink is milk from our mothers. Which seems obvious once you realize that we are fucking mammals and mammals nurse their young.

That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.


evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 11:50:38 AM
I'm not a mammal.

I'M THE FUCKING LIZARD KING!

Mr. Mojo Risin'?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 12:21:28 PM
HOLY SHIT I WORK WITH RETARDS.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 12:30:21 PM
You ever suck off a tard?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 01:19:41 PM
No. And no I don't want to.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 01:51:38 PM
their retarded cum would probably crawl up your nose or something.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 02:45:06 PM
That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.

That's one of the perks of being a fairly self-aware species. We can choose to do the wrong thing if we want.

Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.

(http://g.imagehost.org/0640/pulp10807sk.jpg)

Sweet, that didn't just make sense in my head!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 03:00:07 PM

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

Some people can drink milk forever and ever and not have a problem, yes. But a lot of people are intolerant of if because, typically, we are not evolved to drink it past early childhood.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 29, 2009, 04:00:13 PM

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

Some people can drink milk forever and ever and not have a problem, yes. But a lot of people are intolerant of if because, typically, we are not evolved to drink it past early childhood.

Sarah, oh no, you don't listen to that vegan propaganda crap, do you? 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 04:13:39 PM
That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.

That's one of the perks of being a fairly self-aware species. We can choose to do the wrong thing if we want.

Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.

(http://g.imagehost.org/0640/pulp10807sk.jpg)

Sweet, that didn't just make sense in my head!

really? i thought you were misquoting the movie to be drily humorous and i was being obvious and killing the joke.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 04:20:05 PM
I think you just did.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 04:42:03 PM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
Actually, I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm allergic to milk, very allergic to it. I've had "lactose-free" food that had a milk dirivitave in it, such as certain brands of lactose free powdered coffee creamer, and it wrecked my stomach.

I'm also allergic to wheat and corn to a small degree. I can eat them and it usually doesn't bother me but I probably should avoid eating these things more than I do. Basically, I'm allergic to everything.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
No wonder you and C are such good friends!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 29, 2009, 05:17:21 PM
Actually, I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm allergic to milk, very allergic to it. I've had "lactose-free" food that had a milk dirivitave in it, such as certain brands of lactose free powdered coffee creamer, and it wrecked my stomach.

I'm also allergic to wheat and corn to a small degree. I can eat them and it usually doesn't bother me but I probably should avoid eating these things more than I do. Basically, I'm allergic to everything.

Yeah, lactose intolerance and milk intolerance are two completely separate things.  I'm allergic to mushrooms, or at least I think I am.  I know I've always gotten sick as a dog for two or three days if I ever eat them, so I'm assuming I'm allergic.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 05:40:57 PM
I tell people I'm allergic to mushrooms.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 05:42:38 PM
I'm not allergic to anything....that I know of.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 06:20:57 PM
Sobriety.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 06:23:27 PM
I was gonna post that, but then I'm not much better.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 06:27:15 PM
I haevnt had a drink in over a year. I think I might be the only person here who can type that.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 06:34:58 PM
I'm sure you are.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 06:36:36 PM
I haevnt had a drink in over a year. I think I might be the only person here who can type that.

Nope, Sarah neither, I think.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 06:39:56 PM
hmm, I also have another 3 years of nothing before that drink. I never really have been a drinker. Did the binge drinking thing in HS but since then, Ive could say the amount of drinks i have had is under 200. Drugs on the other had, had a bit of them. Not anymore though.

edit : I type a lie. Im sure I must of had some kind of drink, i just cant think of when.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 07:18:40 PM
I think you just did.


*sigh of relief* i'd hate to kill my excellent record.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Tru on April 29, 2009, 07:41:59 PM
... Basically, I'm allergic to everything.

Maybe everything is allergic to you?

Huh, HUH
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 07:47:44 PM
i just started sneezing. how amusing.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...
kind of.
drinking milk has survival benefits as well as selective forces, but evolution didn't CAUSE anything.

when people first started drinking milk of other animals, there were probably folks that were extremely lactose intolerant.  some might have even died.  and certainly, over time, people that died from drinking milk (if there were enough of them) would have been bred out due to the selective force of milk consumption.

the people that COULD drink animal milk would have survived, since it's a huge nutritional benefit.  so, most people can drink animal milk without a problem.

finally, there were people like sarah who, while able to drink milk, have issues.  Not deadly issues, but still issues.  For these people, the selective force wasn't strong enough, and the survival benefits were.  So, they're still around in the population.

explaining evolution is so much fun.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
Mixing blood with milk bypasses lactose intolerance.  Tricky is a nigga ! or something.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: kc on April 29, 2009, 08:24:56 PM
evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...
kind of.
drinking milk has survival benefits as well as selective forces, but evolution didn't CAUSE anything.

when people first started drinking milk of other animals, there were probably folks that were extremely lactose intolerant.  some might have even died.  and certainly, over time, people that died from drinking milk (if there were enough of them) would have been bred out due to the selective force of milk consumption.

the people that COULD drink animal milk would have survived, since it's a huge nutritional benefit.  so, most people can drink animal milk without a problem.

finally, there were people like sarah who, while able to drink milk, have issues.  Not deadly issues, but still issues.  For these people, the selective force wasn't strong enough, and the survival benefits were.  So, they're still around in the population.

explaining evolution is so much fun.

actually, it was probably a lot simpler than that: we can almost all drink milk for about 5 years. that's the old average breastfeeding period. people start to get really hungry during a nasty period and see milk coming out of the few cattle they'd managed to domesticate and got desperate. voila! we have babies drinking goat's milk, reindeer milk, camel milk, etc. and so long as you continue to drink milk, your body will continue to create lactase. yes, i'm sure there was some evolutionary traits that fed into it, but lactose intolerant people tend to be that way because it's not their custom to drink milk, not because they're incapable.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on April 29, 2009, 08:38:55 PM
evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...
kind of.
drinking milk has survival benefits as well as selective forces, but evolution didn't CAUSE anything.

when people first started drinking milk of other animals, there were probably folks that were extremely lactose intolerant.  some might have even died.  and certainly, over time, people that died from drinking milk (if there were enough of them) would have been bred out due to the selective force of milk consumption.

the people that COULD drink animal milk would have survived, since it's a huge nutritional benefit.  so, most people can drink animal milk without a problem.

finally, there were people like sarah who, while able to drink milk, have issues.  Not deadly issues, but still issues.  For these people, the selective force wasn't strong enough, and the survival benefits were.  So, they're still around in the population.

explaining evolution is so much fun.

ACTUALLY it was a mutation caused By drinking milk.

"However, certain human populations have a mutation on chromosome 2 which eliminates the shutdown in lactase production, making it possible for members of these populations to continue consumption of fresh milk and other dairy products throughout their lives without difficulty. This appears to be an evolutionarily recent adaptation to dairy consumption, and has occurred independently in both northern Europe and east Africa in populations with a historically pastoral lifestyle.[10] Lactase persistence, allowing lactose digestion to continue into adulthood, is a dominant allele, making lactose intolerance a recessive genetic trait."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance)

Drinking milk gave some people gas, but others not so bad, and over time their children adapted to drinking milk into the adult years.  I doubt that anyone really died from drinking milk, they just farted a lot.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 08:40:18 PM
"I had no idea you could milk a cat."

"Oh yeah. You can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 08:42:05 PM
crap ! I had a fiver on doormouse posting the first link .
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Tru on April 29, 2009, 09:10:36 PM
Well I was gonna say something then a bunch of people posted in the meanwhile so instead
I'll just say that this perfectly fits evolution. Milk is a valuable food source with many benefits especially to those who would otherwise be undernourished. As such it is only rational for the species to project a body modification gene into the future so that we can take then advantage of it.

Obviously the process is still evolving.

However there is also another aspect we must consider. Milk is a multi billion dollar industry. Their goal is to saturate us with their products. The long term effect of such saturation would be a false or disconnecting aspect upon the natural direction of evolution.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on April 29, 2009, 09:34:18 PM
ACTUALLY it was a mutation caused By drinking milk.

"However, certain human populations have a mutation on chromosome 2 which eliminates the shutdown in lactase production, making it possible for members of these populations to continue consumption of fresh milk and other dairy products throughout their lives without difficulty. This appears to be an evolutionarily recent adaptation to dairy consumption, and has occurred independently in both northern Europe and east Africa in populations with a historically pastoral lifestyle.[10] Lactase persistence, allowing lactose digestion to continue into adulthood, is a dominant allele, making lactose intolerance a recessive genetic trait."

Evolution doesn't CAUSE mutations; evolution is the word used to describe the process of change in a species because of mutations and selective forces.

Folks with this particular mutation had a greater survival rate (see Tru's post about nutritional value of milk), which led to the mutation being a dominant allele (more milk-drinkers survived hard times than non-milk drinkers).  Drinking the milk didn't cause the mutuation, though; drinking the milk is what allowed the mutated people to have a higher survival rate against selective pressures than people that could not drink the milk.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
I haevnt had a drink in over a year. I think I might be the only person here who can type that.

Nope, Sarah neither, I think.

Almost two years! Woo.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 09:45:39 PM
Almost 15 mins for me!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 10:18:30 PM
Almost 15 mins for me!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Doormouse on April 29, 2009, 11:02:45 PM
crap ! I had a fiver on doormouse posting the first link .
I hardly read anything on the board these days. Too hella busy offline.

I probably wouldn't have gotten involved with anything evolution-related anyway. Unless I think there's a glimmer of hope I've for the most part given up on every board I've posted at. I think the majority of people in the greater society still are still devout spontaneous generation devotees. Fuck em.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on April 29, 2009, 11:11:59 PM
not me, I believe everything you say
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 01:28:01 PM
AC man FINALLY showed up.  Replaced some motor or something and it's fine now, so far at least.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 01:46:14 PM
good to hear. now if you would kindly stop killing the planet with your consumption...... ha.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Nope sry planet's fuct.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
Global warming : Free pools for everybody !
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 04:45:39 PM
FFFFFUUUUCK!  And a half-hour later it's topped working again.


vvvvvvv my sig.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 01, 2009, 04:49:51 PM
Milk is a valuable food source with many benefits especially to those who would otherwise be undernourished.
*shoots hand up* Uh huh, that'd be me.


My rant is on a 'friend' of mine. He complains when people take pictures of him but takes pictures of people who don't want theirs taken. People who quite clearly make a fuss about having it taken. He was talking about my brother not being respectful/aware of other peoples feelings around him after I'd actually asked him to stop bitching about my brother. He irritates me so much. He has a pompous holier than thou attitute which really gets to me.

EDIT: Also, he puts a stupid watermark on all the photos he takes. Even the ones he takes of ME, even when I ask him to send it to me so I have a copy. wtf am I supposed to do with it now?! *mad*
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 01, 2009, 04:53:34 PM
I want bacon.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 05:06:53 PM
FFFFFUUUUCK!  And a half-hour later it's topped working again.
vvvvvvv my sig.

The motor or whatever stoped working, or its blowing hot ?  Is it blowing at a " normal " volume ? I can't see any reason to replce and moving part if it's blowing normal.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 05:12:55 PM
From what I've gleaned:  The blower motor was locking up and overheating or something, so he replaced it and it blew cold for about a half hour.  It's blowing air just fine, at normal volume, the air it's blowing just isn't cold.  So it's pretty much useless.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 08:06:37 PM
You have central air....hmm. I know you are in texas, but do you have heating banks in the ducts ? hmm no, im thinking industrial..gota think home ac. you will have flex ducting... any heating at all thats not part of the unit itself ?

a faulty heating bank in the roofspace might be heating you air before it gets to you. apart from that. i got nothing.

cept gas charge of course. even a low charge will blow cold for a bit... but it will never be frosty in temp.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 08:58:02 PM
You may be right, because that's exactly what it's doing.  It blew pretty cold for about a half hour or more after the guy left, then went back to blowing lukewarm air again.  And the first time we had a guy out to check it, back during a warm spell in January, he said there was too much coolant in it and drained some out, so if he was wrong, maybe it just doesn't have enough coolant.

I don't think anything's heating the air, it's not hot, just not cold.  Running it as it is is better than leaving it off because at least it's circulating air, I think.  It has a switch for an "emergency electric heat" thing that I've never used because I have gas heaters all over the house for heating.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 09:05:31 PM
If you can run it in "fan only" mode i would suggest you do it, running it on " cooling" with a low charge can fuck some of them up, all depends on make model and i cant remember that level of detail on home ac.

drained ? It's a liquid gas, it would boil away instantly. okay, near instant. hmm. id say this is a charge issue. maybe with a small gas bleed thrown in.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
Dunno, but the man just showed back up to fix it again just now. At 9:30 at night.  This man now has a customer for life.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 10:47:52 PM
More like he cant afford to tell his boss to shove it. naaa. its good he came back out. i would of told you to open a window and i see you in the morning.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 11:03:00 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure he IS the boss. That's just a good ol' Texas boy for ya.  Really nice guy, too.  He said he thought the fan relay was broken so he just bypassed it, and he's gonna come by again in an hour to check on it again.  And all of this is warranty work from the time he first worked on it in January, no charge.  I kinda want to pay him anyway because it's like, ten fucking o'clock.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 01, 2009, 11:04:43 PM
a switch... anybody remember my typing that the clicking noise was the key. ~sigh.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Phaedrus on May 01, 2009, 11:38:44 PM
Yeah, this whole time I've been thinking it must be some kind of relay or a switch, considering it has no problems blowing cold for an hour or more sometimes, but I assumed I knew fuck-all about air conditioners so I thought I was probably wrong.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on May 01, 2009, 11:56:38 PM
would you two just shut the fuck up already?

j/k mostly. like ninety percent. okay, like seventy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 02, 2009, 12:05:12 AM
k
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on May 02, 2009, 12:11:56 AM
EDIT: Also, he puts a stupid watermark on all the photos he takes.
what do the watermarks say/look like?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 02, 2009, 12:20:05 AM
would you two just shut the fuck up already?

j/k mostly. like ninety percent. okay, like seventy.

I'm 110% not kidding.  STFU.  Get a skype account.....OH WAIT!.....
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 02, 2009, 05:16:59 PM
EDIT: Also, he puts a stupid watermark on all the photos he takes.
what do the watermarks say/look like?
It has his name, his email and a picture of a camera. In the corner of every fucking pic. A while ago he was talking about it and he said it was because he was proud but seriously, if he's taking pictures of ME then I would like to be able to have a copy of that without his fucking name and email on it. Ugh. I need to get away from here.

Honestly, if I were to rant about everything that I got angry at I would monopolise this thread.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: hip on May 02, 2009, 05:38:54 PM
goddamn watermarks
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: daisymae on May 02, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
Motherfucker. Crop his watermark out of the photos. Or cover them with something else.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on May 02, 2009, 07:45:48 PM
EDIT: Also, he puts a stupid watermark on all the photos he takes.
what do the watermarks say/look like?
It has his name, his email and a picture of a camera. In the corner of every fucking pic.
It doesn't sound that bad to me.  Maybe I'm just having trouble visualizing how obnoxious it is.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 07:40:36 AM
Motherfucker. Crop his watermark out of the photos. Or cover them with something else.
It doesn't sound that bad to me.  Maybe I'm just having trouble visualizing how obnoxious it is.

They're too big. And rude. I asked for the original pics.. no reply as of yet.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 08:08:37 AM
You people do not amuse me.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 08:15:07 AM
I have hiccups.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 08:48:11 AM
I have hiccups.

Are they in your butt ?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 08:49:03 AM
Apparently so.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 08:52:07 AM
sexy !
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
Can I see?  In you butt?  To check for hiccups?  And polyps?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 09:54:14 AM
Can I see?  In you butt?  To check for hiccups?  And polyps?
I don't know, can you?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
*ahem*.....may I?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 10:29:56 AM
No. Polyps scare me.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 10:34:39 AM
Really?  Hornets scare me.  Fuck those fuckers.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 10:47:01 AM
Hornets are okay. They're just like fat bees really, and bees are cool. They are logical and I love honey.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Fat bees? What kind of hornets do you have?
(http://www.aapestcontrolsolutions.com/yellow_jacket.jpg)

Fuck those ground dwelling surprise attack assholes. 
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 11:00:20 AM
My bad, bees are like fat hornets. To be honest, bees, wasps and hornets are too similar for me to distinguish between. We don't have enough of them around.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
Where do you live?  They're fucking everywhere here (Maine, USA), all three.  Actually, that picture is of a Yellow Jacket, which is a wasp technically.  Wasps and hornets are really interchangeable here.  No africanized honeybees here yet though!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
England.

They say that the bees are dying out.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 11:18:49 AM
England.

They say that the bees are dying out.

Let's kill em all.  Fuck pollination.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 11:20:05 AM
Let's kill em all.  Fuck pollination.
What?!! Think of the honey!!

And you call yourself fat... Sheesh.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 03, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
I prefer my sugar to come from cane, TYVM.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on May 03, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
They say that the bees are dying out.
Turns out, they're just sick (http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/a-cure-for-colony-collapse.ars).
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on May 03, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
Where do you live?  They're fucking everywhere here (Maine, USA), all three.  Actually, that picture is of a Yellow Jacket, which is a wasp technically.  Wasps and hornets are really interchangeable here.  No africanized honeybees here yet though!

http://www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th4a.htm (http://www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th4a.htm)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on May 04, 2009, 04:31:55 AM
BUGS BUGS....
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Tru on May 04, 2009, 06:09:44 AM
A bee can only sting you once, yellow Jackets can sting you as many times as they like, and they do like. They will chase you all the way across the yard if you fuck with them
They are nothing like bees.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on May 04, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
same for wasps.  black wasps and red awsps have different temperments, but that's just a variance in "mean" and "drunk mean".
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 04, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
A bee can only sting you once, yellow Jackets can sting you as many times as they like, and they do like. They will chase you all the way across the yard if you fuck with them
They are nothing like bees.

They are cunts for sure.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
Let me tell you at least one reason as to why some of the male gender sucks: apparently they think all women who don't dress like the Amish are whores.

Last week I was waiting for the bus. It was like 8:20am on a Tuesday. I was wearing a black dress that was about 4 inches above my knee, some really cool fishnet tights from work, and some flat black shoes. Some man yells out the window as he is driving buy, "HOW MUCH?" I didn't look like a fucking hooker in any way shape or form.

Today, I am wearing a really short dress, some black wedge boots, some black opaque cable patterened tights. It is raining today so I also had a grey hooded jacket on. I was walking out of the subway, I had the hood pulled over my head and was listening to my ipod rather loudly. Some man came up to me and said something. I took the earbuds out of my ears and said what? he said "You shouldn't have let that guy disrespect you like that." I said "what are you talking about?" I heard nothing since I was listening to music. He looks like he's getting ready to explain something then says "Nevermind."  So obviously some other man said yet another derogatory remark to me as I was walking from the subway.


I know! How about I start dressing like THIS all the time:
(http://tammisworld.mu.nu/archives/blue%20dress%203.jpg)

or perhaps this:
(http://weblog.javazen.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/burka.jpg)

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: treehugger on May 05, 2009, 03:18:46 PM
Men are going to make stupid remarks regardless.  If you choose the burka they will probably see this: (http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0507/BURKAImage1.jpg)


My random rant:  Why the fuck was I so stupid to put up with an asshole for so long?  He makes me want to kill.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 04:04:42 PM
A bee can only sting you once, yellow Jackets can sting you as many times as they like, and they do like. They will chase you all the way across the yard if you fuck with them
They are nothing like bees.

They are cunts for sure.

Seriously. I'd never been stung by a bee or a wasp before I got attacked by a fucking asshole yellowjacket in my uncle Charlie's yard in Salem. That shit hurts worse than I woulda thought, too.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: The Geek on May 05, 2009, 05:41:19 PM
Where do you live that men just yell shit out at you like that?
I think men aren't as bold here, they are likely to get knifed.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 06:06:04 PM
NJ (Hudson County)/ NYC (Manhattan)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: The Geek on May 05, 2009, 06:20:30 PM
I've got a really great knife if youre interested in changing public opinion/trends
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 06:45:24 PM
You still didn't tell us (or that guy) how much...

You live and work in areas that historically are top heavy with mindless cretins who believe women WANT to be accosted and NEED to be dominated. What do you want from me? I may be a smartass but I don't objectify living things. That's dumb. Don't like it, move. Assholed in NYC and northern NJ are just a fact of life.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
I toldyou about the CT/NJ thing ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:02:56 PM
Yeah well at least Connecticut's for Fuckin'. Jersey's just fulla doucebags and whores.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on May 05, 2009, 10:23:25 PM
Yeah well at least Connecticut's for Fuckin'. Jersey's just fulla doucebags and whores.
Excluding C and tricky, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 05, 2009, 10:27:58 PM
Let me beat Zoomie to the punch here.

C isn't a whore, but tricky sure is! Right? Isn't that what you were going to say?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: bagman on May 06, 2009, 12:37:56 AM
...black dress that was about 4 inches above my knee, some really cool fishnet tights from work...

...wearing a really short dress, some black wedge boots, some black opaque cable patterened tights...


You cock tease. Where are the photos?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on May 06, 2009, 05:28:21 AM
Men are going to make stupid remarks regardless.  If you choose the burka they will probably see this: (http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0507/BURKAImage1.jpg)

Can you dress like that and post some pics?

That shit is hot.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 05:34:36 AM

Can you dress like that and post some pics?

That shit is hot.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on May 06, 2009, 08:48:31 AM
boys are so weird.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 08:57:55 AM
Underboob on middle eastern women FTW.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 10:04:54 AM
Boioioioioioioioioioingggg!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 10:08:36 AM
Let me tell you at least one reason as to why some of the male gender sucks: apparently they think all women who don't dress like the Amish are whores.

Last week I was waiting for the bus. It was like 8:20am on a Tuesday. I was wearing a black dress that was about 4 inches above my knee, some really cool fishnet tights from work, and some flat black shoes. Some man yells out the window as he is driving buy, "HOW MUCH?" I didn't look like a fucking hooker in any way shape or form.

Today, I am wearing a really short dress, some black wedge boots, some black opaque cable patterened tights. It is raining today so I also had a grey hooded jacket on. I was walking out of the subway, I had the hood pulled over my head and was listening to my ipod rather loudly. Some man came up to me and said something. I took the earbuds out of my ears and said what? he said "You shouldn't have let that guy disrespect you like that." I said "what are you talking about?" I heard nothing since I was listening to music. He looks like he's getting ready to explain something then says "Nevermind."  So obviously some other man said yet another derogatory remark to me as I was walking from the subway.

It sounds to me like you were dressed pretty slutty. Dressing like that and being upset when people say rude things is silly.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 10:10:54 AM
That argument goes right along with, "Oh she got raped? Well, look at what she was wearing, she was practically begging for it!"
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 10:27:36 AM
It sounds to me like you were dressed pretty slutty. Dressing like that and being upset people say rude things is silly.
I think those were four REAL inches, not four DUDE inches.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: hip on May 06, 2009, 10:43:28 AM
the few times i've been asked "how much" from a passing car window (both incidents occured while waiting to go into my favorite vegan restaurant in chinatown, beantown--when it still held onto a semblance of the old combat zone feel) i've taken it as such: most men are pigs. period.

a short skirt on the right body says to a man "lift me up and fuck this pussy with your huge cock".
any pair of shoes can immediately become fuck-me pumps that they want hold onto to spread your legs and throw your feet over their shoulders to plow into you.
a simple v-neck top worn the right way can scream "pull my hair and titty fuck me!"

i don't mind catcalling. i think it's flattering someone thinks about you enough as you're just passing by that they get you naked and dirty in their mind. female empowerment bullshit. if a guy thinks you're beautiful or sexy or attractive in any way, it's complimentary. if he doesn't know how to express that without sounding like a scumbag, blame his shitty parents for raising him with such poor manners and lack of couth.

you should, however, worry about the ones that look at you like they're dreaming of slitting your throat and jerking off with the blood. do not encourage their comments or leering glances, but walk the fine line between rude and polite in these situations. either could be misconstrued for an invitation to stalk you to your home and do to you just what they've been fantasizing.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 03:25:58 PM
That argument goes right along with, "Oh she got raped? Well, look at what she was wearing, she was practically begging for it!"

Yeah, cause saying rude things and rape are like totally the same.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 03:52:36 PM
Did I say they were the same thing? No, I didn't.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 04:02:20 PM
I understand the analogy, but it doesn't apply. Rude comments and rape are two very different things, and that was my point.

So would you go to a job interview dressed as a hobo and be upset when you didn't get the job?

Please don't think that I'm in any way against women wearing slutty clothing, nor would I say rude things about it (99% of the time). There are a lot of people who will however, and I just don't think that women dressed in a provocative fashion have any place complaining when someone is provoked.

One time me and my girlfriend were at a titty bar and a woman came over with some nice looking big titties so I said, "Yeah! Big titties!" The titty dancer made a sour face and my girlfriend was all like, "Oh, don't mind him, he's drunk." And I was all like, "No I'm not, what the fuck is this? I thought we were in a titty bar here, not a fucking bank. You're showing off your big titties in a titty bar and I'm supposed to pretend you're not?" She didn't like that either.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 04:06:56 PM
dreaming of slitting your throat and jerking off with the blood.

I just came...

Twice.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: psychopathetic on May 06, 2009, 04:32:53 PM
I understand the analogy, but it doesn't apply. Rude comments and rape are two very different things, and that was my point.

So would you go to a job interview dressed as a hobo and be upset when you didn't get the job?

Please don't think that I'm in any way against women wearing slutty clothing, nor would I say rude things about it (99% of the time). There are a lot of people who will however, and I just don't think that women dressed in a provocative fashion have any place complaining when someone is provoked.

One time me and my girlfriend were at a titty bar and a woman came over with some nice looking big titties so I said, "Yeah! Big titties!" The titty dancer made a sour face and my girlfriend was all like, "Oh, don't mind him, he's drunk." And I was all like, "No I'm not, what the fuck is this? I thought we were in a titty bar here, not a fucking bank. You're showing off your big titties in a titty bar and I'm supposed to pretend you're not?" She didn't like that either.

Yeah, 'cause titty bars and walking down the street are the same thing.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 04:35:51 PM
Yeah, 'cause titty bars and walking down the street are the same thing.

Sarah is AWESOME. +1 hetero
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 04:51:30 PM
Quote
Yeah, 'cause titty bars and walking down the street are the same thing.

You're missing the point completely. The point is that the titty dancer was a fucking kook for disapproving of appropriate behaviour. I can understand that seperating that issue from catcalling might be confusing however, so let me state my position as clearly as I can.

Harassing a woman on the street for being dressed provocatively is not appropriate behaviour, but if you're dressed that way you have to be aware that there are a lot of assholes out there and you can't really be surprised if a couple of them express their inner douchieness.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 05:04:32 PM
Well, what I'm saying is I didn't look like a hooker in any way. So it didn't make sense. If I was wearing a super short mini skirt, a shirt with my boobs hanging out, and "fuck me shoes" I would've understood, but I was on my way to work both of those day. I work in a creative office environment. I didn't look like a hooker.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 05:11:08 PM
Maybe you looked like an expensive, high class one. Give yourself some credit baby!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2009, 07:16:04 PM
Hoes uniform. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uscmRI9ZrE#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on May 06, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
Slutty is an attitude.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 10:27:47 PM
Si FTW
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2009, 10:53:25 PM
'Tis one of my favourite stand-up thingies ever.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 06, 2009, 11:14:33 PM
Good job man. Good job.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on September 16, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
my mother. ha.

I had my last lesson free today so i phoned my mother to ask where she wanted to pick me up.
I said I had a free, she said she could pick me up first, before getting my brother. So planned that.
Only I got there late.
She then somehow skewed the memory so it was me phoning my mother to ask her to pick me up.
then bitched at me for making my brother late and changing everyone's plans.

two things wrong with this.

1. she wasn't paying any attention to what i was saying. she said she thought i phoned because i wanted her to pick me up.
at no point did i say that. she offered. i thought that she wasn't willing to do that and I'd be spending the free at school.
and then she complains i don't talk to her. well she doesn't actually remember what we talk about so.. what's the point? *confused*

2. she has got to be losing her mind to completely forget everything we talked about only half an hour before.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on September 16, 2009, 06:19:19 PM
Mothers are great, or at least can be. But they're pretty much all somewhat crazy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on September 16, 2009, 10:02:22 PM
Sakhi needs to snort some coke, that'll get Mummy riled
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on September 16, 2009, 10:08:50 PM
Voice of experience.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on September 16, 2009, 10:17:40 PM
My mum was pretty much clueless about any coke I did, although she did once accuse me of being wired when I was about 20 and at least 4 years removed from doing any. I was stoned as fuck at the time and found the accusation HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: hip on September 17, 2009, 02:28:52 PM
over drinks one night a few years ago, i told my mom that i've "dabbled" with cocaine. she goes "it's seriously the best thing when you want to stay up all night and dance! before you were born, bonny and i used to..." so don't talk to your parents about drugs because they might tell you stuff you don't want to know. like how your dad thought your mom's best friend bonny was a bad influence because she and your mom would stay out clubbing all night in nyc doing coke and coming home late and putting abba on the turntable and blasting the stereo to continue the dance party at your parents' then apartment, while your dad would get more and more furious and throw them both out on their asses, and "all they did was laugh and laugh and laugh"...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on September 17, 2009, 03:02:38 PM
She used to be great, I don't know what the fuck
 happened. My dad too.

Well... That's kinda a lie. It got worse when they found out I knew about my brothers gf. But they're seriously weird about everything now.

Example: had my Internet access taken away a while ago. Ive mentionned it im sure. Anyway now they've taken my laptop too. And I mean after they took the Internet they didn't even tell me. My bro did. And I never had to stop using the Internet because of an unsecured network close by but they never knew that. As far as they knew I just listen to music on my laptop, and that's just not fucking acceptable.   
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Zoomie on September 17, 2009, 03:20:23 PM
She used to be great, I don't know what the fuck
 happened.

Maybe she's kickin it. Cocaine IS a hell of a drug..
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on September 17, 2009, 03:35:27 PM
Well she has to do something all day...

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on September 17, 2009, 03:44:22 PM
It's probably for the best Sakhi. The interwebz will rot your brain and turn you into a sexual deviant. Just look around here.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on September 17, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
If I could hang out with my friends on a semi regular basis it'd be okay. As it is I've not seen any of them since results day. I need something.

Oh well. At least I'm at a girls school now. Not so many people to fuck.


Also, stupid autocorrect keeps changing fuck to duck.



Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 17, 2009, 04:27:34 PM
Well, what I'm saying is I didn't look like a hooker in any way. So it didn't make sense. If I was wearing a super short mini skirt, a shirt with my boobs hanging out, and "fuck me shoes" I would've understood, but I was on my way to work both of those day. I work in a creative office environment. I didn't look like a hooker.

I know this is from a long time ago, but is there any way you could put post a picture of youself in the outfit in question?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on September 17, 2009, 05:47:06 PM
Why? So you can say that I'm wrong and that catcalls and whatever else is justified because of the outfit?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: The Geek on September 17, 2009, 05:53:02 PM
Ah, doomed to the all girls school too, eh Sakhi? I had the same fate. didnt stop me from hitting it for 4 years.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on September 17, 2009, 05:53:07 PM
Oh wait krsna, you already did say that (kind of)?

No, I'm not going to take pics of the outfits and post them, not because of any other reason than I can't be bothered to.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on September 17, 2009, 07:12:22 PM
Ah, doomed to the all girls school too, eh Sakhi? I had the same fate. didnt stop me from hitting it for 4 years.

Not doomed, it's easier, I like it. It was my choice in the end.
I don't have to worry about my parents saying i'm going to slut it up and I don't want a bf here anyway. I'm happy as it is.
Plus people are mega friendly, and it's a really good school.


I should leave this thread for now, I'm too happy.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on September 17, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
every girl I know with your background at 16 either
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 17, 2009, 07:51:14 PM
Why? So you can say that I'm wrong and that catcalls and whatever else is justified because of the outfit?

Perhaps I was wrong. Maybe my imagination over embellished the slut-itude of the ensemble in question. Perhaps the outfit was very conservative, and I would have looked at it and then I would have been all like "Ha! In my face biotch!" to my self.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on September 18, 2009, 01:02:46 AM
I'll say that it's appropriate for my job. I don't work at a strip club. Like I said I work in a creative office environment.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: 13chemicals on September 18, 2009, 03:06:23 AM
The interwebz will rot your brain and turn you into a sexual deviant. Just look around here.

If I could mainline cock I would.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on September 18, 2009, 12:35:11 PM
every girl I know with your background at 16 either
  • totally went off the deep end or
  • got married and had 3 kids by 22

I'm not going to do either.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 18, 2009, 02:30:10 PM
I'll say that it's appropriate for my job. I don't work at a strip club. Like I said I work in a creative office environment.

You won't show us cuz it's the outfit with the cum stains on the ass, isn't it?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: underclass on September 18, 2009, 10:16:23 PM
screw it, I had two parties I was obligated to go to for the last two nights. Boring and expensive, bleh
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 11:29:55 PM
Oh well. At least I'm at a girls school now. Not so many people to fuck.

So, what kind of girls there do you wanna fuck?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: tricky on September 18, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
I'll say that it's appropriate for my job. I don't work at a strip club. Like I said I work in a creative office environment.

You won't show us cuz it's the outfit with the cum stains on the ass, isn't it?

that dress has since been dry cleaned!
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on September 19, 2009, 12:21:59 AM
Bet it glows yellow under blacklight.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on November 07, 2009, 09:24:09 AM
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Maxillius on November 08, 2009, 12:16:41 AM
Here's one. 

Fucking cell phone companies need to make their shit compatible with all computers.  Seriously.  My phone works with Windows.  Only Windows.  And only the kinds of Windows it likes.  I currently own a Mac (MacOS 10.4.11), Gateway PC with Linux Mint 5 on it, another Gateway with XP Pro x64, and an HP with Win98 SE.  And guess what.  Not a fucking one of them will take the goddamn videos off my phone.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: ttfg on November 08, 2009, 02:44:47 AM
Install a current version of Windows in the PC.
Update your Mac OS.

Rants work better when the poster is < fail.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Nitya on November 08, 2009, 06:39:53 AM
I have linux mint!

It sucks though, cant get internet working on it so its pretty much pointless.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: mosh on November 08, 2009, 06:41:59 AM
I have a Commodore 64.

It FUCKING rocks.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on November 08, 2009, 02:00:30 PM
I hate it all the time ...
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on August 20, 2012, 03:21:22 PM
Well, this thread is a shining example of greatness here ...
... to immediate shit here

... wow; we've evolved just so much in 15+ years together
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on August 19, 2013, 03:45:16 PM
Why in the fuck is my phone randomly locking up?
Because of a "SMART UPDATE"; WTF??!?!?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 19, 2013, 04:27:23 PM
HTC killed the functionality of a lot of their phones with their last update.  My wife is pretty pissed and will never be buying another HTC.

Palm did the same thing with a phone I had, then they were bought by HP who apparently only buy companies to stop supporting their products and run them out of business.

Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Tru on August 19, 2013, 06:06:02 PM
It's a solid business strategy if you can afford it.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 20, 2013, 08:47:01 AM
The problem is you have to be able to get customers to buy your new product to replace the one you just nerfed.

Otherwise, you lose your market share.

I don't quite understand how HP has stayed in business when they bankrupt companies they buy.  Are they part hedge fund, part ink manufacturer?
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: FAH-Q on August 20, 2013, 10:00:41 AM
I think maybe the part of the company responsible for their delicious line of sauces keeps them afloat.
Title: Re: Random rants
Post by: Thrash on August 23, 2013, 06:26:24 PM
Bahahhaa!ahahaahah!!