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I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.

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C'mon on: December 10, 2011, 10:55:08 PM
All right. I wanna buy a boat.
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Re: C'mon Reply #1 on: December 11, 2011, 01:15:07 AM
Zoomie's the man fer that.
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Re: C'mon Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 03:37:44 PM
Yeah, and maybe he'll help fix mine!

Besides, he already gave you a "tugboat"!
(I won't finish that!)
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: C'mon Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 05:31:31 PM
Heh ...

I'm sure he Wants to fix your boat Dave.

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Re: C'mon Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 03:45:38 AM
... and he is more than welcome to!
(take that however you wish; it's the holiday season)
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 05:24:29 PM
Of course I perverted That. :)
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Re: C'mon Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 06:08:22 PM
W3rd!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
I wanna boat with a tiny kitchen inside. With a cabinet for foods.
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Re: C'mon Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 10:18:18 PM
Prepared foods. Like protein bars and bottled water. Try boiling water in 12 foot waves. You'll starve if you'll an to do much cooking on a long passage.
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Re: C'mon Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 01:27:58 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 22, 2011, 10:18:18 PM
Prepared foods. Like protein bars and bottled water.

Those count as foods. :)
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: C'mon Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 01:32:13 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 22, 2011, 10:18:18 PM
Prepared foods. Like protein bars and bottled water. Try boiling water in 12 foot waves. You'll starve if you'll an to do much cooking on a long passage.

In all fairness, he WAS quite tired after dinner (Which was AWESOME; thanks!) and missed trivia!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 09:41:25 AM
Plus the autocarrot. All iPhones have the dreaded autocarrot going on.
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-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: C'mon Reply #12 on: December 24, 2011, 03:50:47 AM
... and the autocucumber, as well, apparently!
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #13 on: December 24, 2011, 08:01:05 AM
My sister is a bit let down because her iPhone 4 only came with autobroccoli....
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-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: C'mon Reply #14 on: December 26, 2011, 09:11:41 AM
I special ordered mine with auto sweet potato fries...
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Re: C'mon Reply #15 on: December 26, 2011, 12:08:54 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #16 on: January 01, 2012, 11:59:18 PM
Damnyouautocorrect makes me SMILE
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Re: C'mon Reply #17 on: January 02, 2012, 12:53:24 AM
W3rd ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #18 on: January 02, 2012, 10:51:20 PM
If I build a ship out of toothpicks and sail it across the kitchen sink, would that make me a sailor?
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: C'mon Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 01:37:06 AM
No, it'd make you a "YouTube Sensation" ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #20 on: January 05, 2012, 12:21:15 AM
An "Overnight Sensation"?
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: C'mon Reply #21 on: January 05, 2012, 02:25:37 PM
Nah, they last a week or so ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: C'mon Reply #22 on: January 05, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
Tell ya what Luna, post a picture of youself in a short Sailor Moon outfit and we'll all take a vote?
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Re: C'mon Reply #23 on: January 07, 2012, 01:54:52 PM
Hmm! ....
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: C'mon Reply #24 on: January 07, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
Dammit, we need "Like" buttons on this board!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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