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This Is TOO Hilarious!!!(Read 4692 times)
This Is TOO Hilarious!!! on: September 27, 2009, 11:23:32 PM
Check THIS out:

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

And i thought some of y'all were over-sexed ...
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 09:31:50 AM
Darwin Awards Honorable Mention



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 09:40:54 AM
The story of the 17 year old girl pimping the handicapped 19 year old girl in Sweden was better.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 02:13:02 PM
Guy makes jacking off seem difficult... By the way, it's not.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 02:22:12 AM
I've even successfully masturbated while driving and I was stoned too. 



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 04:21:32 AM
details and a video re-enactment please.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 05:21:25 AM
Were you driving a bigrig at 4AM?



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 06:05:35 AM
I was driving an F150 at 4pm.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 06:27:10 AM
details and a video re-enactment please.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 07:28:57 AM
Chicks in trucks are hawt.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 10:48:58 AM
I've had sex while driving.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 08:28:02 PM
Me too.  I straddled the guy while he was driving.  I get really horny after I see certain movies.  It's crazy.  There is something wrong with me.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
I straddled the guy while he was driving.

Yep.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 05:03:06 AM
You straddled a guy too?
... and yes you rejected me in the other thread

You know, back in the A-S days you used to give me all kinds of head ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #14 on: September 30, 2009, 07:12:44 AM
I get really horny after I see certain movies.

No one has asked the obvious...
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #15 on: September 30, 2009, 07:28:34 AM
Anything with Julia Roberts. Especially Pretty Woman. Hooker love makes her wet.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 07:51:12 AM
Wellllll, SHIT. Me too...
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Mello simulated sex with me while I was driving. Even after that I still didn't think it could be done, but I guess I stand corrected.

Mello, I am sorry for not believing you.
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
I wouldn't recommend it in traffic. But at 4am on empty roads... oh and with an automatic car, too. Manual would make things much more complicated.

Although that said, I will note that the '94 Honda Integra Si does have a pretty handily versatile 2nd gear, once you're driving fairly slowly around a neighbourhood type area.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 05:25:14 PM
I was driving a manual, go me!
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Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #20 on: September 30, 2009, 07:36:04 PM
Mahd Skylz!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #21 on: October 01, 2009, 12:48:49 AM
Players of the world... UNITE!



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #22 on: October 01, 2009, 04:14:33 PM
I got head driving a manual... never had sex while driving, that sounds difficult.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #23 on: October 01, 2009, 04:20:04 PM
It depends on the size of the car.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #24 on: October 01, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
I drive long cars. Who knows why?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #25 on: October 02, 2009, 12:36:08 AM
I drive long cars. Who knows why?

Compensating?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #26 on: October 02, 2009, 02:21:12 AM
SNAP!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #27 on: October 02, 2009, 07:10:06 AM
OVER-compensating.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #28 on: October 02, 2009, 09:47:17 AM
over-under compensation.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: This Is TOO Hilarious!!! Reply #29 on: October 02, 2009, 10:17:39 PM
Like Barnett says, "The only substitute for victory is overkill."