Glad to fuckin' see you here!

My dick's in the mashed potatoes.

Post that old picture of her tits. I know one of you freaks have it saved on your hard drive. Probably is bagman's desktop too...

Oh that underage one?  That pic is burned into my memory.

In your spank bank?

I have it Tricky. But it's illegal.

POST POST POST POST

Danzig, can't you just take off your own shirt and get an idea of what it looked like?

Hah, I have bigger tits than she ever will.

Sooo, you're Ice T's missus?

Coco? She's like a black white girl.

Again, happy birthday Sasha! It was great to see you. We definitely shouldn't wait another 4 years to hang again. Eitje, it was an absolute pleasure meeting you. Great choice on the beer.

But most importantly, Sasha, who the hell is that other Sasha? She wasn't at the bar, but showed up at the Drafthouse with the Asian gal, and my Lord she is so fucking cute. Dark hair, tats, petite. She works at Super Cuts or some other hair cutting place? Hahaha, hook a brother up!!!

You aint ready for that...

Well, happy birthday 13Chems.

Eitje, it was an absolute pleasure meeting you.

Of course it was!  Everyone else said it would be. 

...who the hell is that other Sasha? ... my Lord she is so fucking cute.

Quick point of interest, and kind of an FYI:  you were not suave at all about trying to find out who she was while we were at the Alamo.

So you're saying bagman is not suave? That he hasn't got any game? That his "lovestick" is almost rendered useless?

So you're saying bagman is not suave? That he hasn't got any game? That his "lovestick" is almost rendered useless?

have a nice warm cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP

Sahsa rules!

Sahsa rules!

But is she good at sucking dick?  She looks like she could work a cock real good.  Do you swallow, Sasha?  If not I can always shoot it all over your face.

If loving anal is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm assuming that's a 'yes', man ...

I swallow because I always forget to spit.  Oh and Kyle that other Sasha, lil' Sash, is a 19 I think and she is my new nemesis.  The first time I met her I almost beat her up but a bunch of people stopped me.  She came up to me and said, "meh, you're old Sasha."  I replied, "when's your curfew?," and she said, "pshaw you're just jealous because I'm so hot, I look like a model."  I thought, "wtf?" and pushed her on the ground as hard as I could and she screamed so I went to kick her and my friend Dave stopped me.  Oh well.  I don't think she's your type, unless you can duct tape her mouth closed.

Post pics plz.

... or just keep it full so she can't speak

agreed. and more of this younger hotter version thx

So you're saying bagman is not suave? That he hasn't got any game? That his "lovestick" is almost rendered useless?

I know, it's shockingly revelatory.

But he'd gone to do something before the movie started, and that's when new Sasha showed up to the movie.  As he was walking past her, his eyes were glued to her.  Then, when he sat down, he asked me who she was.  I didn't know, so he turned and asked the guy next to him who she was.  Then, at the end of the movie, he started asking OTHER people who she was.  Like, targetting her specifically.

I'm sure he's driving to multiple SuperCuts in town each day, just looking for her now.  He even knows that she normally gets off work at 8:30, giving himself 3 hours per day to hunt for her.

Oh and Kyle that other Sasha, lil' Sash, is a 19 I think and she is my new nemesis.  The first time I met her I almost beat her up but a bunch of people stopped me.  She came up to me and said, "meh, you're old Sasha."  I replied, "when's your curfew?," and she said, "pshaw you're just jealous because I'm so hot, I look like a model."  I thought, "wtf?" and pushed her on the ground as hard as I could and she screamed so I went to kick her and my friend Dave stopped me.  Oh well.  I don't think she's your type, unless you can duct tape her mouth closed.

Ah, that makes me feel better then.  I introduced myself to her after the movie (for Kyle's sake, which he did not follow up on), and when she said that her name was Sasha, I told her "Oh, that's funny.  We lost one Sasha earlier, so they must have called in a replacement Sasha."

She was not amused, and actually not that happy to be talking to me.  Oh well.

Kyle cowered.

LOL! From what I hear that's his normal MO.

That would totally screw his carbon footprint...

Hey dipshit, here's a clue: Yellowpages.com + celphone = inevitable rejection. But you'll try anyway.

So let's see a picture already. This little minx sounds interesting. She enrages our Sasha, makes Kyle quail, and is disdainful of Lucas. And she's only 19? Come on, she's bound to have a facebook or myspace. You guys are all part of the same social network. Isn't she a friend of someone's friend or something?

So let's see a picture already. This little minx sounds interesting. She enrages our Sasha, makes Kyle quail, and is disdainful of Lucas. And she's only 19? Come on, she's bound to have a facebook or myspace. You guys are all part of the same social network. Isn't she a friend of someone's friend or something?

She wasn't that great.  She was just small, which matched with Kyle's domination fantasies.

He likes... proportion...