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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Luna on November 27, 2012, 02:02:27 PM

Title: Old School
Post by: Luna on November 27, 2012, 02:02:27 PM
Anyone else nostalgic enough to read High Times Magazine instead of staring at the computer screen all day?
I'm rather enjoying this months issue.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: FAH-Q on November 27, 2012, 02:36:41 PM
I buy it very occasionally, once every couple years or so.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Thrash on November 27, 2012, 06:48:52 PM
My brother is a continual contributor/writer for it ...
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Post by: Zoomie on November 27, 2012, 09:07:41 PM
I sit in books stores and read it. They act like their silly plastic bag will stop me...
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on November 27, 2012, 10:33:57 PM
I really like you giys
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on November 28, 2012, 12:07:07 AM
But I'm the one whom might transport you across the desert to a single night of pure rest.
Or ... maybe not.


hehehehehe

Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on November 29, 2012, 01:20:53 PM
Tru. You're fucking with my head, aren't you?
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Thrash on November 30, 2012, 01:53:01 AM
I don't even know what he means ...
... hit on her harder so we can all enjoy it, man!
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Zoomie on November 30, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
It is rather entertaining to watch him repeatedly crash and burn...
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on November 30, 2012, 09:13:25 PM
I wasn't hitting on her, it was more esoteric and obtuse. Unfortunately I can't remember why it seemed relevant and humorous to me at the time.  Perhaps it had something to do with trashy novels at the library or book store cross interjected by events in some forgotten movie I was watching at the time. There was a punch line but it has now slipped away.

Haven't even seen a High times in over 25 years.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on November 30, 2012, 11:19:50 PM
I wasn't hitting on her, it was more esoteric and obtuse. Unfortunately I can't remember why
  it seemed relevant and humorous to me at the time.
( that's the whole point of this thread, yes? ). 
  Perhaps it had something to do with trashy novels at the ( here, Tru is clearly hitting on me, though ) library or book store cross interjected by events in some forgotten movie I was watching at the time. There was a punch line but it has now slipped away.

Haven't even seen a High times in over 25 years.

... hit on her harder so we can all enjoy it, man!

Luna nods ...
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on December 01, 2012, 07:15:08 PM
Oh wait, maybe I WAS hitting on her.

I can't focus on it but it does seem like there may have been something sort of spicy intended as an end to that train of thought. But not in the typical interpretation of hitting on. More than that but not too much! Not a fixation or anything like that. Maybe something along the lines of a great adventure where we end up just snuggling.

It takes too long for responses here and eventually I sober up temporarily, and that ruins everything!

But I bounce around haphazardly too much, sober or ripped for real time interaction.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Thrash on December 02, 2012, 12:18:05 PM
Hahahahaha .....
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Zoomie on December 02, 2012, 06:16:31 PM
Dude, she's got eyes that say, "Bring that over here" and a wry smile that says, "you'll get it back when I'm done with it", a body that cries out to be worshipped, a headful of naughtiness and a love of sick kink that whispers in your ear that you're going to wake up on a rubber sheet in a puddle of blood, and various other bodily fluids... and love it.

Of course you were hitting on her. If you weren't you deserve to be face down ass up in Dave's livingroom with the cameras rolling...
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on December 02, 2012, 06:31:01 PM
And a desire for a hand fasting ceremony under a late spring full moon that includes skinny dipping, belly dancing and knife throwing. Just saying.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: FAH-Q on December 02, 2012, 08:31:56 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24400701.jpg)
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on December 02, 2012, 10:16:54 PM
>> Of course you were hitting on her. If you weren't you deserve to be face down ass up in Dave's living room with the cameras rolling... <<

Oh my goodness, so I should be hitting on her then. Crap I thought we could just be friends.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on December 02, 2012, 11:45:16 PM
We are friends Tru. That kind of friends.
Look Zoomie, he likes me, but he doesn't Like me-like me.

Now. Its come to my attention that I sometimes forget where I set my colander after draining pasta or vegetables of fruit after washing. Where is the one place you would suggest tooling for it? Its ok that I wont see any responses until to Oreo, and that's ok because I wont need it until I cook again. I wont need to cook again unless the ogre of a neighbor steals my refrigerator again, and if the lame fuck does try, well? They can have it. Obviously they need it more than I do. And what grown man wants to be called Rubber Ducky anyhow?! Look, I'm not judging, all I'm saying is that sometimes you Have to take a shot of that shiny shit in the eye or ass once in a while to get ahead in life. Both metaphysically and physiologically. Don't be mental.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on December 02, 2012, 11:47:20 PM
Oh my fuck. That's Will Ferrell. I could cream the jeans of Queens queen.
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Post by: Zoomie on December 03, 2012, 09:21:00 AM
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on December 03, 2012, 04:29:21 PM
Holy crap. Aside from the High Times magazine,Tru, Zoomie&kink, and will Ferrell... What the fuck was I talking about there? Jesus, I think I lost my mind for a while.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Thrash on December 03, 2012, 11:09:55 PM
I was thinking the same thing ...
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on December 04, 2012, 02:07:06 AM
Holy crap claspers. Aside from the High Times magazine,Tru, Zoomie&kink, and will Ferrell... What the fuck was I talking about there? Jesus, I think I lost my mind for a while.
Fixed
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on December 04, 2012, 12:33:30 PM
Fixed
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on December 04, 2012, 04:30:32 PM
LOL
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Post by: Luna on December 04, 2012, 05:57:30 PM
Claspers not Clapsters????
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: FAH-Q on December 04, 2012, 07:09:06 PM
BOL
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Post by: Tru on December 04, 2012, 07:51:03 PM
BOL

Yes Bollywood!
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Zoomie on December 05, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
Bollocks!
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Thrash on December 06, 2012, 03:56:57 PM
BOL-SACS AND BABOONS!
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Luna on December 06, 2012, 05:48:39 PM
I just wanna party.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Tru on December 06, 2012, 06:34:02 PM
All I Wanna Do


Hit it!
This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is LA!

"All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothing
He says his name's William but I'm sure
He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts in suits
They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record store too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause

All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out
And he's watching the bottles of Bud as they spin on the floor
And a happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads but

All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

Otherwise the bar is ours,
The day and the night and the car wash too
The matches and the Buds and the clean and dirty cars
The sun and the moon but

All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I've got a feeling the party has just begun
All I wanna do is have some fun
I won't tell you that you're the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard


Yep
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: FAH-Q on December 08, 2012, 10:41:26 AM
I love a good beer buzz early in the morning. Kinda fucks the rest of the day, though.
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: MacGirlver on December 08, 2012, 01:25:14 PM
I like a weed buzz early in the morning.

I sometimes refer to it as a "breakfast bowl"
Title: Re: Old School
Post by: Thrash on December 08, 2012, 01:52:47 PM
Hahahaha ...
Clever ...