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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: tricky on March 02, 2009, 11:34:50 AM

Title: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: tricky on March 02, 2009, 11:34:50 AM
Beacuse he totally flaked on C and I twice now! Joe you suck! You are out of the LG group! Or at least until you buy a shot of whiskey for C and I. Then you can be back in.

I'm aware that he hasn't actually singed up yet, but I'm guessing he will at some point, then see my little call-out here.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe socks...
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 02, 2009, 11:37:24 AM
I bet it was Christine's fault.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe socks...
Post by: tricky on March 02, 2009, 11:37:43 AM
I bet it's your fault.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe socks...
Post by: The Geek on March 02, 2009, 12:16:35 PM
Hey! I've set up a ton of time for him to hang and he's bailed!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe socks...
Post by: punkallstar on March 02, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
brook, you are too obsessed with socks.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sUcks...
Post by: tricky on March 02, 2009, 01:01:13 PM
hahaha oh man what a typo.

That's supposed to say the "The REAL reason why Joe SUCKS"
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2009, 05:04:21 PM
Joe has flaked on me too and I only live about 12 miles away from him. Last time I talked to him he was going to trade his WRC for a Forrester. Why don't you just buy a Dodge minivan, faggot.

Actually I want a Forrester too. Cuz Steeleye has one but we're not gay.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 02, 2009, 05:45:25 PM
No, just gay for sailing and celtic wars with foam swords.

Love you!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2009, 05:47:48 PM
Yes it's totally ok to question my manhood and then tell me you love me.

Philly faghag.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 02, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
whatever. wanna paint my toes?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: mosh on March 02, 2009, 06:00:57 PM
Joe has flaked on me too and I only live about 12 miles away from him. Last time I talked to him he was going to trade his WRC for a Forrester. Why don't you just buy a Dodge minivan, faggot.

Actually I want a Forrester too. Cuz Steeleye has one but we're not gay.

I thought you were gay for a Mitsubishi Delica
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: pepper on March 02, 2009, 06:01:22 PM
One time when I was 17 Joe took my $20 for beer and brought back a pack of PBR whilst pocketing the change.
Maybe he needed a new pair of socks.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 02, 2009, 06:02:12 PM
ZOomie < Mosh

(http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/41/28/44/30611031-177x150-0-0.jpg)
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 02, 2009, 06:03:22 PM
pepper: That's our Joey!

We showed up to Moshapalooza 2005 with a case of smithwick's, a bottle of vodka and a bucket of KFC.
He and I ate the mashed potatoes with the bones of the chicken.

Ah, that's my joey joe joe!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 02, 2009, 06:17:32 PM
I haven't been able to find purple rain mad dog since drinking in that hotel room.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 06:23:20 PM
Mmm Smithwicks!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2009, 06:24:17 PM
whatever. wanna paint my toes?

Not anymore.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: punkallstar on March 02, 2009, 08:08:39 PM
i think i brought my own strongbow that night.  and likely would not share it.  i'm classy.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: mosh on March 02, 2009, 08:25:17 PM
i think i brought my own strongbow that night.  and likely would not share it.  i'm classy.

I remember drinking some of your Strongbow... and a lot of Joe's Smithwicks... Krsna collecting me from the reception area was a classic...

Krsna: I'm looking for this Australain dude,
Mosh: that would be me.

I then bought a 6 pack of Bud which lasted less than 10 minutes.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 08:31:55 PM
Isn't Bud like 3% or some shit? No wonder it didn't last.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: mosh on March 02, 2009, 08:34:24 PM
Never had it before, so it was exactly like drinking water, and lasted as long.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
Sounds about right.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2009, 08:49:30 PM
Didn't we bring like a truckload of Rogue that night? And drank it a half hour? We should do that again. Tonight.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Wozzeck on March 02, 2009, 08:50:47 PM
Joe never flaked out on me, obviously the fault lies you in people.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 02, 2009, 09:15:49 PM
i think i brought my own strongbow that night.  and likely would not share it.  i'm classy.

I'm pretty sure I drank one or two.   Following my 6 pack of fancy beers I bought up by the u of arts.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 02, 2009, 10:02:28 PM
Or your awesome handjobs, balor.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Wozzeck on March 02, 2009, 10:21:32 PM
E tu, Christine?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Libertine on March 02, 2009, 11:33:34 PM
E tu, Christine?

handjobs in the front, knives in the back.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: punkallstar on March 02, 2009, 11:35:00 PM
ok yeah i could definitely see myself sharing strongbow with you guys.  my fridge is ridiculously stocked with strongbow, of course. 
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: mosh on March 02, 2009, 11:41:35 PM
13 cool points for that!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Doormouse on March 03, 2009, 01:09:28 PM
Isn't Bud like 3% or some shit? No wonder it didn't last.

It's funny though. I imagine it's the same thing in Antigua or Australia, but in Canada the Bud is all in the fancy import section. It was also the only thing they only sold in can form. Mostly (~90% of) the beer is all bottles up north. The only people who woul dpay the elevated import fees were drunk ass American tourists and usually of the 18-21 year-old crowd.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: pepper on March 03, 2009, 01:42:45 PM
Yeah, Budweiser has been launching this ridiculous campaign to paint it as a classy imported beer in other markets ever since the InBev acquisition.

I'd just like to apologize to beer lovers worldwide for this travesty.

Budvar, on the other hand, now that is an imported Bud that I can get behind.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 01:46:02 PM
Anyone ever have the Korean beer called OB? I hear it's bagmans favorite.

(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/08/02/0219_beer/image/oriental-brewery-wiki.jpg)
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Doormouse on March 03, 2009, 02:36:48 PM
ob as in obstetrics?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 04:50:09 PM
OB as in wrung from tampons ...
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:09:49 PM
Oh balor you know it was an innocent jab.

<3 you're still my bff with an eye patch
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Wozzeck on March 03, 2009, 06:42:18 PM
Oh, so that's how it is. I'm the token friend.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: underclass on March 03, 2009, 07:05:06 PM
with Mello it's not how long you've known her, it's how much renovation work you can do to her house that counts
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on March 03, 2009, 09:23:16 PM
OB as in Oriental Brewery. It's some vile shit.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: underclass on March 04, 2009, 01:14:06 AM
Japanese Beer > Beer of all other Asian nations
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 01:23:33 AM
Even Belgium?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: underclass on March 04, 2009, 02:22:07 AM
Oops, edited
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 05:06:41 AM
I dunno, Tsingtao is a fucking good birru.

Anyways, Kolsch is where its at!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 03:00:21 PM
Tsing Tao is damn good. But then so is Singha. And I've liked every Japanese beer that I've tried. I'd say Asian beer is generally pretty good.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 03:01:01 PM
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems. And a damn good conversation piece, to boot!
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: The Geek on March 05, 2009, 09:57:54 PM
Ah nick, so ON target!

Balor's likely good for Demo. Speaking of, wanna demo in June?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: tricky on March 06, 2009, 09:14:13 AM
I see that chitownoi has registered.

Well what do you have to say for yourself? Hmm?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: underclass on March 06, 2009, 11:05:24 AM
it was probably someone else
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Doormouse on March 06, 2009, 01:13:45 PM
True. There's an alter for Katie posting now I noticed. I was going say "a fake hip" at first, but that just sounds ridiculous.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: tricky on March 08, 2009, 01:21:30 PM
*ahem*
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 10:21:59 PM
Que?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: chitownoi on April 01, 2009, 10:43:18 PM
yeah i flaked on C. i'll make it up to her.
but Christine has flaked on me as much as ive flaked on her. so :P
but i still love her ghetto onion booty.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on April 01, 2009, 10:45:09 PM
Holy shit, it speaks!

Speaking of flaking, you were supposed to be the surprise guest at the beach last weekend, flake.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: Zoomie on April 01, 2009, 10:51:55 PM
PA- Buy that minivan yet faggot?
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: chitownoi on April 01, 2009, 10:59:01 PM
nah i got a jeep instead.
the subaru is goneeeee. sad times.
and i had warned you that my brother was in town and i wasnt sure when he was leaving.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: punkallstar on April 01, 2009, 11:56:04 PM
what kind of jeep?? i miss mine.
Title: Re: The REAL reason why Joe sucks... (not socks)
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2009, 05:07:24 AM
but Christine has flaked on me as much as ive flaked on her. so :P
but i still love her ghetto onion booty.

we all do.