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Re: Random rants Reply #660 on: November 08, 2009, 12:16:41 AM
Here's one. 

Fucking cell phone companies need to make their shit compatible with all computers.  Seriously.  My phone works with Windows.  Only Windows.  And only the kinds of Windows it likes.  I currently own a Mac (MacOS 10.4.11), Gateway PC with Linux Mint 5 on it, another Gateway with XP Pro x64, and an HP with Win98 SE.  And guess what.  Not a fucking one of them will take the goddamn videos off my phone.
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Re: Random rants Reply #661 on: November 08, 2009, 02:44:47 AM
Install a current version of Windows in the PC.
Update your Mac OS.

Rants work better when the poster is < fail.
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Re: Random rants Reply #662 on: November 08, 2009, 06:39:53 AM
I have linux mint!

It sucks though, cant get internet working on it so its pretty much pointless.



Re: Random rants Reply #663 on: November 08, 2009, 06:41:59 AM
I have a Commodore 64.

It FUCKING rocks.



Re: Random rants Reply #664 on: November 08, 2009, 02:00:30 PM
I hate it all the time ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Random rants Reply #665 on: August 20, 2012, 03:21:22 PM
Well, this thread is a shining example of greatness here ...
... to immediate shit here

... wow; we've evolved just so much in 15+ years together
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #666 on: August 19, 2013, 03:45:16 PM
Why in the fuck is my phone randomly locking up?
Because of a "SMART UPDATE"; WTF??!?!?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #667 on: August 19, 2013, 04:27:23 PM
HTC killed the functionality of a lot of their phones with their last update.  My wife is pretty pissed and will never be buying another HTC.

Palm did the same thing with a phone I had, then they were bought by HP who apparently only buy companies to stop supporting their products and run them out of business.

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Re: Random rants Reply #668 on: August 19, 2013, 06:06:02 PM
It's a solid business strategy if you can afford it.
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Re: Random rants Reply #669 on: August 20, 2013, 08:47:01 AM
The problem is you have to be able to get customers to buy your new product to replace the one you just nerfed.

Otherwise, you lose your market share.

I don't quite understand how HP has stayed in business when they bankrupt companies they buy.  Are they part hedge fund, part ink manufacturer?



Re: Random rants Reply #670 on: August 20, 2013, 10:00:41 AM
I think maybe the part of the company responsible for their delicious line of sauces keeps them afloat.
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Re: Random rants Reply #671 on: August 23, 2013, 06:26:24 PM
Bahahhaa!ahahaahah!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')