Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
i'm probably twice the size of most japanese girls.
So having sex with you is like having a threesome with two japanese girls?
Is that why Zoomie is always so nice to you when you come to town?
is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?