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Title: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 03, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
is an irc channel

I'm too lazy to go off and figure out how to set one up though, so I'm putting this out there in the hope that someone else will do all the work
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: mosh on March 03, 2009, 05:37:41 AM
ok... its on the list of thinsg to add...
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 03, 2009, 05:40:20 AM
image up!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 03, 2009, 08:57:21 AM
....is MORE COWBELL.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 11:58:23 AM
IRC is for faygots. 
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 12:33:44 PM
Then your basement-dwelling ass'll fit right on it ...

Anyway, we have one, we've HAD ONE for years ....
I'll find the plugin and make it happen ....

I'm all over it, Mosh ...
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
Then your basement-dwelling ass'll fit right on it ...

Anyway, we have one, we've HAD ONE for years ....
I'll find the plugin and make it happen ....

I'm all over it, Mosh ...

Did I mention at some point that I live in a basement condo or was that a lucky guess?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: 13chemicals on March 03, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
Is "basement condo" another term for "mom's garage"?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 04:24:28 PM
You really are high must of the time, aren't you?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: psychopathetic on March 03, 2009, 04:46:18 PM
You really are high must of the time, aren't you?

i don't know which one you're talking to but my vote is a "yes." probably they are.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: tricky on March 03, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
i don't know which one you're talking to but my vote is a "yes." probably they are.

My vote is yes as well for those two. The rest of us are just drunk all of the time.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 04:50:44 PM
Sasha posted the same time as I did; that was for FuckedMouth ...
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 05:18:31 PM
Is "basement condo" another term for "mom's garage"?

Nope, it's not.

Quote
You really are high must of the time, aren't you?

Yeah, I am.  What, you think I'm pretending?  I've been wasted or tweaked most of my adult life.  I blame the memory loss on DXM, though it could be anything.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Wozzeck on March 03, 2009, 08:44:34 PM
Man, there ain't no such thing as a "basement condo". If you're going to bullshit us, at least have the courtesy to do a better job of it.

Basement condo... Pah!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Profaust on March 03, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
I don't know if any of you hang out on SA's synIRC, but I just set up #loadedgun there if anyone's interested, since I'm there all the time anyway.  If I don't respond in channel /query me with something and the beeps will get my attention.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 10:30:19 PM
Man, there ain't no such thing as a "basement condo". If you're going to bullshit us, at least have the courtesy to do a better job of it.

Basement condo... Pah!

Actually there is such a thing. I don't bullshit. I'm in a basment condo, no lie.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: bagman on March 04, 2009, 01:58:09 AM
So how long did it take you to convert the garage?

Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: 13chemicals on March 04, 2009, 02:08:43 AM
It's not a garage, it's a carriage house.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 08:14:40 AM
Ooo la la carriage house... call it for what it is, a car port.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 08:32:38 AM
OK I LIVE IN A CAR PORT GOD DAMNIT, HAPPY?!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 04, 2009, 09:08:54 AM
OK I LIVE IN A CAR PORT GOD DAMNIT, HAPPY?!

Are you?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 09:14:29 AM
I was gonna take video footage of my basement condo but I can't find my fucking cam cam.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: krsna on March 04, 2009, 11:24:42 AM
IRC! Does anybody do that any more?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 11:48:03 AM
I think I have another cheap cam with no sounds I can make a vid with. I shall check.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 12:43:58 PM
IRC is all well and good, but aren't we forgetting something even better...

(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17053059.jpg?size=572&uid={72DD51F5-442F-41A3-BDAA-E5D30C5E282D})
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: tricky on March 04, 2009, 01:00:43 PM
I think I have another cheap cam with no sounds I can make a vid with. I shall check.

I should hope so as we are impatiently awaiting your video. In the video please take off all your clothes and tuck you junk in between your legs, dance around, and say "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard" (bagman PM'ed and said he wanted to see this, but was too shy to ask).
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 01:52:02 PM
Ok I found a shitty cam with no audio and had to narrate over it.  Here is proof that basement condos exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-EW-r7rPY
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 05, 2009, 09:18:33 AM
Ok I found a shitty cam with no audio and had to narrate over it.  Here is proof that basement condos exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-EW-r7rPY
Nice wallpaper.  In your....  condo.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Zoomie on March 05, 2009, 09:22:02 AM
Was that a hippo hanging in the stairwell??? WTF?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 05, 2009, 09:47:18 AM
Was that a hippo hanging in the stairwell??? WTF?
WELCOME TO MAINE MOTHERFUCKER NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 05, 2009, 09:51:36 AM
Was that a hippo hanging in the stairwell??? WTF?

Haha, it was a teddy bear.  That fucking hall is all decorated with old people shit.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Wozzeck on March 05, 2009, 01:28:33 PM
Apartment.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 05, 2009, 01:47:28 PM
Dungeon ...
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Doormouse on March 05, 2009, 02:09:15 PM
Car port .......
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: gardenweasel on March 05, 2009, 02:18:32 PM
walk in humidor
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 05, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
In your....  condo.

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Apartment.

Retards.

Do I really have to take a picture of the sign out front that says Pleasantdale Condos?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: tricky on March 05, 2009, 02:50:38 PM
Who cares what it is! It belongs to your dad, right? You are like 25 and live with your dad, probably rent free too. Ahahaha.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: psychopathetic on March 05, 2009, 07:32:53 PM
In your....  condo.

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Apartment.

Retards.

Do I really have to take a picture of the sign out front that says Pleasantdale Condos?

people can put whatever they want on a sign. sign doesn't care. sign just lays there and takes it.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: tricky on March 05, 2009, 07:33:14 PM
Ok so I actually justed watched it. Out of curiousity how many times a day do you have to blow your cousin to get him to let you live there?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 05, 2009, 07:58:22 PM
Ok so I actually justed watched it. Out of curiousity how many times a day do you have to blow your cousin to get him to let you live there?

We don't live together, but I give him occasional knob-jobs anyways, just because it's always a rewarding experience when you give someone an unexpected gift. 
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Profaust on March 05, 2009, 08:21:11 PM
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people can put whatever they want on a sign. sign doesn't care. sign just lays there and takes it.


That's hot.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: tricky on March 05, 2009, 08:24:22 PM
We don't live together, but I give him occasional knob-jobs anyways, just because it's always a rewarding experience when you give someone an unexpected gift. 

Aww, what a sweetheart you are!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: 13chemicals on March 05, 2009, 10:39:06 PM
I don't do IRC. I used to back in the day when I played Diablo, but that was like ten years ago.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: bagman on March 06, 2009, 12:32:25 AM
How do we know you're not the janitor/housekeeper for the old people's home. You have keys to all the rooms, right? You chose the room in the basement to record because nobody would see you creepily taking a video camera into somebody else's home, and making recordings of it. Quick, somebody call Homeland Security!

But really, do your neighbors die often? You should get a real camera with working audio, and get one of those GILFs to vouch for that basement condo. Then we might believe you.

Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 06, 2009, 01:36:23 AM
How do we know you're not the janitor/housekeeper for the old people's home. You have keys to all the rooms, right? You chose the room in the basement to record because nobody would see you creepily taking a video camera into somebody else's home, and making recordings of it. Quick, somebody call Homeland Security!

But really, do your neighbors die often? You should get a real camera with working audio, and get one of those GILFs to vouch for that basement condo. Then we might believe you.



I'd rather you think I live in a car port than talk to an old person.  I keep my distance.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 06, 2009, 01:40:06 AM
so how long have you lived in the basement, dude? are there spiders and shit down there?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 06, 2009, 02:05:50 AM
so how long have you lived in the basement, dude? are there spiders and shit down there?

Not long.  There really haven't been many spiders considering it's winter, but I have a feeling there won't be many anyways cuz there are zero cracks or leaks anywhere.  I really can't see a place for them to come in.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: bagman on March 06, 2009, 02:19:53 AM

I'd rather you think I live in a car port than talk to an old person.  I keep my distance.

(http://www.grannytranny.net/images/ban_grannytranny_hpa.jpg)

I would too, if I were in your shoes. I wouldn't want to be raped again.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 06, 2009, 04:43:18 AM
Your flames just make me sigh.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Profaust on March 06, 2009, 05:10:01 AM
Well, I still have #loadedgun in my channel bar on irc.synirc.com if anyone gets bored, but I'm not watching it closely so you'll have to /query me.

Oh neat, I found a web interface for the dumb kids.

http://cgiirc.synirc.net/
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: mosh on March 06, 2009, 07:04:09 AM
What this place needs is more DOLLY PARTON CAMEL TOE!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 06, 2009, 09:34:05 AM
In your....  condo.

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Apartment.

Retards.

Do I really have to take a picture of the sign out front that says Pleasantdale Condos?

That's the same thing North Dakota did, to prove to other people they exist.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: psychopathetic on March 06, 2009, 10:58:01 AM
confession time.

i live in my parents' basement.

but thanks to this thread i've decided to start calling it a basement condo.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 06, 2009, 11:03:36 AM
Hobbit-hole is also OK these days!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Profaust on March 06, 2009, 11:08:42 AM
Damn, I don't feel so bad about my living situation now.  It's a house my father owns, but at least I live there by myself.

Myself.  All alone.

[/cry]
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: psychopathetic on March 06, 2009, 11:09:11 AM
Damn, I don't feel so bad about my living situation now.  It's a house my father owns, but at least I live there by myself.

Myself.  All alone.

[/cry]

hahaha, d'johnny i love you.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 06, 2009, 06:29:30 PM
I live in my friends' 4000sq ft house ...
ALONE ...

I love it ..
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 06, 2009, 06:40:07 PM
Movin' on up!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 07, 2009, 03:21:52 AM
I live with two roommates in a house.

But I would live in my mom & dad's house for free if it didn't mean driving an hour to work.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 04:30:52 AM
Dude, Johnny (uhm, I forget his handle now) drove 2-3 hours A DAY to work in Texas ...
That makes an 8 hour day 14-15 (prep time/traffic, etc) ...

FUCK THAT!!!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 06:02:03 AM
walk or train... public transport here is the best
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: taiko on March 07, 2009, 08:23:10 AM
Dude, Johnny (uhm, I forget his handle now) drove 2-3 hours A DAY to work in Texas ...
That makes an 8 hour day 14-15 (prep time/traffic, etc) ...

FUCK THAT!!!

The Reverend Toad?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 10:10:00 AM
I live in a one bedroom apartment (that I rent), by myself.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 12:42:57 PM
I'll be right over ...

Break out the tazers; they are foreplay to me ...
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 12:52:04 PM
I live in an actual condo and have a real garage! Bought it when I was 25.

In two and a half years, I've had 4 girls I met off Craigslist (two from the casual encounter section), and of course "J" over. 5 women in 2.5 years. My ratio sucks.

How many girls have you had in your basement dungeon, Danpig?


Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 07, 2009, 12:53:45 PM
*raises hand*

I ised to bed a different girl every weekend; sometimes two ...
I've been "held up" for 7 years, however, I'm starting my old ways ...

It's been one a week so far ...

I STILL WIN!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 01:09:07 PM
I live in an actual condo and have a real garage! Bought it when I was 25.

In two and a half years, I've had 4 girls I met off Craigslist (two from the casual encounter section), and of course "J" over. 5 women in 2.5 years. My ratio sucks.

How many girls have you had in your basement dungeon, Danpig?




I moved here recently and decided to not actively look for women after me and my last GF split, and don't plan to for a while.  So none.  My dungeon is my happy little hermit home and I don't want my comfort zone ruined by some bitch.  As of now, I'd rather have my hand than a chick.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 01:12:28 PM
walk or train... public transport here is the best
Walk of Public transport anywhere is the best. I'd love to be somewhere where public transport is actually decent. Japan sounds slammin.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
No buses here.  Or anywhere near were I live.  Shit, I'm not even sure if there are public buses in our biggest city.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
walk or train... public transport here is the best
Walk of Public transport anywhere is the best. I'd love to be somewhere where public transport is actually decent. Japan sounds slammin.

Places I've been to with the best public transport... Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, London, Washington DC.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 06:17:59 PM
I live next door to my mum. We both live in company-provided housing, right behind the office. Our commute is approximately 30 seconds, cuz to get to work, we go out our doors, down a hallway, down some steps, through our back yard, through a gate, through the office's back yard, down a couple steps, and BAM we're at work. There are advantages and disadvantages to this, but as laid back as my mum is I have no problem at all living next door.

As for public transport, there's pretty much none here. Hence the two cars I have.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 06:27:24 PM
Shit mang, do you really have to take such a complicated and convoluted route to work?
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
I left out the part about opening the kitchen door, walking through the kitchen, opening the sliding door, and then walking around "the corner" desk to my seat.

My mum's commute is actually about another 10 seconds on top of mine, cuz she has to go all the way back to the marketing dept.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 07:22:41 PM
That is wicked. My hatred for mornings would be softened to a dull distate, if I could walk to work in under a fucking minute.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
I had a 4 minute commute for about 6 months, then my company relocated and it's about 15 mins on a train or a 30 minute walk through some temples and under the Tokyo tower.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 05:31:20 AM
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I moved here recently and decided to not actively look for women after me and my last GF split, and don't plan to for a while.  So none.  My dungeon is my happy little hermit home and I don't want my comfort zone ruined by some bitch.  As of now, I'd rather have my hand than a chick.

Can I quote myself here?
Thanks ...

Quote from: Thrash
I prefer my hand most of the time ...
Why, you ask?
Because I don't have to deal with any shit afterward; I don't know sign language ...

Thanks, man ...
... I feel much better now!
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 10, 2009, 11:49:32 PM
I live in an apartment in the middle of a lot of other buildings. I wish I lived in the country
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 04:48:54 AM
But your apartment is uber cool... its on the floor of death to begin with, and your balcony channels the spirrits of the deat from the graveyard it overlooks.

I'd live there in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: underclass on March 11, 2009, 06:16:16 AM
As Ian says, there are benefits... floor of death overlooking graveyard being one of them. Being within 200m walk of 25 bars could be considered a second positive
Title: Re: what this place needs
Post by: Thrash on March 12, 2009, 03:44:15 AM
I wanna be there ...