×

Quote from: Drugmoth
Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds?  You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.


Intelligent Facebook conversation(Read 12379 times)
Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #60 on: December 18, 2009, 01:41:44 AM
ESPECIALLY with herself.

ouch.

fucker!



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #61 on: December 18, 2009, 08:47:31 PM
**WARNING!!!*** As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #62 on: December 19, 2009, 08:35:19 AM
**WARNING!!!*** As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!

quote of the year
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #63 on: December 19, 2009, 10:46:21 AM
That is totally going in my status if it isn't too long to fit.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #64 on: December 19, 2009, 11:02:22 AM
That's where the quote came from.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #65 on: December 19, 2009, 02:42:44 PM
For some reason I thought there was a shorter limit on one's status update.  Is there even a limit?

~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #66 on: December 19, 2009, 02:49:50 PM



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #67 on: December 19, 2009, 03:00:35 PM
For the user there is a 420 character limit, with a 1000 character limit when posting on a friend's Wall.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #68 on: December 19, 2009, 05:17:09 PM
HJ; fucked again!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #69 on: December 19, 2009, 05:25:28 PM
Shudup.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #70 on: December 19, 2009, 11:58:55 PM
i only login to facebook for farmville
and leave angry status messages
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #71 on: December 20, 2009, 04:28:34 AM
Homorific
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #72 on: December 20, 2009, 01:53:50 PM
I only log into facebook to respond "Maybe attending" to all e-vites.
Also to remove more stuff I thought would be harmless but is actually biting me in the ass.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #73 on: December 20, 2009, 03:12:37 PM
i only login to facebook for farmville


man farmville is the shit!




Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #74 on: December 20, 2009, 04:11:24 PM
I have all Farmville posts on ignore.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #75 on: December 20, 2009, 04:12:25 PM
I have pretty much all app posts on ignore.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #76 on: December 20, 2009, 04:15:18 PM
If I could, I would ignore myself.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #77 on: December 20, 2009, 04:24:23 PM
we all would.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #78 on: December 20, 2009, 05:53:31 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #79 on: December 20, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
I can solve this.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #80 on: December 20, 2009, 06:15:45 PM
[peanuts teacher voice]WAH WAH WAH[/peanuts teacher voice]
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #81 on: December 20, 2009, 06:17:47 PM
I can solve this.

No. Don't stop the chemo for us...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #82 on: December 20, 2009, 11:50:25 PM
Fucking Farmville ...
BAH!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #83 on: December 21, 2009, 07:51:20 AM
My farmville christmas tree has a duck on the top.



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #84 on: December 21, 2009, 10:49:16 AM
[peanuts teacher voice]WAH WAH WAH[/peanuts teacher voice]

Hahahahaha
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #85 on: December 22, 2009, 08:40:05 PM
My farmville christmas tree has a duck on the top.
Phag!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #86 on: January 08, 2010, 07:04:27 PM
Quote
( ) )===D joined the group "BLEEDGREEN NATION"

Quote
Zoomie has joined the group "The NFC East (and its fans) Are Straight-Up Gay... I'm super Serial".
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #87 on: January 08, 2010, 07:18:29 PM
Please stop inviting me to join groups, people ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #88 on: January 08, 2010, 07:24:21 PM
Quote
Dave Thrash joined the goup "Gapers Anonymous"
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Intelligent Facebook conversation Reply #89 on: January 08, 2010, 07:27:24 PM
I can join groups on my own; just stop inviting me into yours ...
I've no desire to "Spoon With NAMBLA - Celtic Branch" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')