Day 1: Nick hungover from the most out of control halloween party ever. Ian arrives at 11, comes straight to my house. I swear that man has a built in GPS. We go up to Ginza so he can get camera batteries and some money out. Back to hotel. Luke, Brook and Kyle arrive and wait at the airport for Sasha. Waiting. Waiting. She never posted her correct flight details and the airline wouldn't tell us whether she was on the plane. I called frikking quarantine to check if she's got busted dealing coke to the air hostesses. Luke, Brook and Kyle come into the city and we get them to the hotel. Sasha calls, 5 hr plane delay. We go out for food and getting sasha on the train from the airport turns into mission extremely difficult but happens eventually. Thank god everyone rented a cell. Luke gets drunk of shochu easily so I have a fall-back plan. We spend the evening in the hotel because it's late and people are tired. Booze was drunk. Pics of a certain kiwi wearing brooks tights to come I think. Not sure when we finished, late, tired. The tokyo auto-show is on today so Kyle and Ian will go to that and the rest of us will look around.

I thought I'd have to pull out the "GHEY" on you until I realized this was a diary for THE JAPAN TRIP!!!

I'd have made that the title, personally ...

understatement is the new negro

I thought it said "dairy".

I'm boycotting this tread because of sour grapes.

I would have made that trip WAY more fun.

Nobody wants their dicks sucked by you.

Speak for yourself.  Sasha might.

other people carried cameras today... sorry

10:40 am, meet for brunch, tired. Why am I this tired? Turned out I got blitzed drunk last night, go New Zealand. Tricky was mean and took photos. Party split in two today, Kyle and Ian went to Tokyo auto show and the rest of us went to Harajuku, Meiji Shrine and Shibuya. I think I was a hungover liability but everyone had a good time. I'm learning how to buy embarrassing womens drugs from chemists in Japanese. The americans are all very jetlagged and went to bed early tonight. Tomorrow we leave on the bullet train for a guilt-trip to Hiroshima.

I would have made that trip WAY more fun.

Assuming you could have financially afforded to come along on this lil shindig, you still wouldnt have, because you are a bigger hermit than Dave.

Tokyo Auto show was very cool. Many many very hot Japanese models draping themselves across all manner of Japanese automotive metal. Many photos traken to be come Kyles future stroke material.

Also Kyle has taken the (abbrivated) Mosh tour of Akihabara. Showed him the hidden adult toy shop surrounded by brothels. Aquired vending machine henti figure for him. Think that set him up for the day.

Evening eating awesome food with everyone, drinking, and having an early night due to tomorrows early Shinkansen ride to Hiroshima.

I sorta drunk right now. All goodness.

you are a bigger hermit than Dave.

Yeah Dave's been getting quite a bit of this recently, but I don't really see him as the most reclusive per se.

Now that Danzig has confessed that he'll suck your cock if you come visit him I think Dave's visitor list is about to get a lot shorter.

"Hmm... Let's see. Should I go to Florida and suffer in humid stifling heat, or go to Maine and get neck bearded blowjobs?"

Maybe you should Dave should start giving out blowjobs too.

I would have made that trip WAY more fun.

Assuming you could have financially afforded to come along on this lil shindig, you still wouldnt have, because you are a bigger hermit than Dave.

Not if you give me the correct drug cocktail.

Now that Danzig has confessed that he'll suck your cock if you come visit him I think Dave's visitor list is about to get a lot shorter.

"Hmm... Let's see. Should I go to Florida and suffer in humid stifling heat, or go to Maine and get neck bearded blowjobs?"

Maybe you should Dave should start giving out blowjobs too.

Friends are not for sucking.

If you can't suck off your friends, then who can you suck off?

Um, all those people who AREN'T your friends?

Man, I totally don't understand you. You'll suck dick, but not make out with a dude, and now you'd rather suck off strangers than your friends? I mean, what the fuck?

If I was the kind of dude that sucked dick I certainly wouldn't exclude my friends from the dick sucking.

It just makes things uncomfortable, trust me.

I guess if you don't want your family to know, it's better not to let anyone else you know find out.

On the other hand, you risk running into anonymous family at the rest stop glory hole!

Oh, a lot of people know....the judgmental people are the ones that aren't worth saying anything to.

OK Try this line on for size: "I love you Johnny Cakes..."

Johnny should share that cake.

Mmm, pie.

ARGH! That's two nights in a row I have woken up at 4:30am. Damn this timezone shit.

Sex shop fun with Ian was seriously entertaining. I got a remote-controlled "egg" vibrator (Dylan you homo, it's not for you), and like Ian said this funny little naked anime toy from a machine that dispenses toys-in-containers, like gumballs. While we were at the shop that is sandwiched between a couple of brothels, we got to see a working girl come out (cute to boot), obviously having just serviced some lonely, old, Japanese business man with a vienna sausage dangling tween his legs.

Tokyo Motor Show was SICK! So many hot pieces of ass, and the cars were OK too.  

Gonna try and get a couple of more hours of sleep before we have to get on the train, and feel all depressed about dropping atomic bombs on cities.

Too lazy to upload any more right now, but here's the store front for the little shop under the tracks in Akihabara that Ian has talked about before. I should have gotten video of how you actually get up into the store because that was the fun of the whole thing, but again too lazy to get the vid camera out at the time.

A whole shop devoted to Duty Free DSes and SPs.
My. Kind. Of. Town.

I thought it said "dairy".

Me too, another lactose intolerance rant or something.

breaking the posting strike to say:

KARAOKE LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

People who didn't come to Japan are suckas.

For me; Japan is close enough for a daytrip.

And your point is what?

Since when does a person need a point to post here ?

SO. HUNG. OVER.

MUST. FIND. FOOD.

Expect incriminating pictures and video to surface at some stage.