20 mins comes quick when youre stone.

Once it's turned down on low you have a lot of leeway on the time. It's the old saying "a watched pot never boils" that gets me. I put it on high and go do something else until it comes to a boil and then forget to check on it.

devil!

Hey has anyone heard of "Shatter" sold in head shops?

That fake pot shit?

It's actually pretty good, just add a small piece to a bowl load.

I've tried that, uhm, (I forgot what it's called now) ...
Same deal ... It's not bad at all ...

Yeah I don't know what the shit really is. You get a little super flat 1/2 x 1/2 bit folded up in parchment paper. It's very hard and when you try to break a piece off they fly in all directions so you have to be careful.
The reason it's called shatter.

Anyway I have had occasion to try it and it does amp up the laugh factor. 

What I really need is some fucking pure opium though.