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My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours.  I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.


Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 97608 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #390 on: November 27, 2009, 08:05:51 PM
last night was a bigger night than I thought it was...



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #391 on: November 28, 2009, 02:26:22 AM
I went out drinking tonight at hit up some bars in college park, md.  I saw some dude break a bottle over the head of a bouncer at this bar, and then the bouncer proceedued to annihilate this dude within an inch of his life and then like 8 dudes restrained the bouncer before he killed this guy then i left and walked back home to chill because that shit was too intense.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #392 on: November 29, 2009, 05:16:00 AM
Made a hundred tonight in AC. Can't feel my face. Time for bed.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #393 on: November 29, 2009, 06:01:45 AM
He slap you around a bit ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #394 on: November 29, 2009, 06:53:00 AM
fuck you and your lack of asteriandless
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #395 on: November 29, 2009, 11:27:49 AM
Last night I didn't go out because I had a bad day and I was hungover.  Now I regret it though because I got a bunch of calls after two telling me about a sweet party with 21 year old boys asking where I was.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #396 on: November 29, 2009, 10:17:11 PM
DiSaronno and ginger ale cuz I'm all cultured and shit...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #397 on: November 30, 2009, 01:32:45 AM
I'm really tired and think I'm about to have an earlyish night. Me = lame.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #398 on: November 30, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
DiSaronno and ginger ale Chocolate-flavored Tequila cuz I'm all cultured and shit...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #399 on: November 30, 2009, 12:05:23 PM
DiSaronno and ginger ale cuz I'm all cultured and shit...

This sounds fucking awesome.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #400 on: November 30, 2009, 02:17:08 PM
Yeah I got it from some gay Puerto Rican guy on a DiSaronno commercial. It's aint bad, crisp and almondy...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #401 on: November 30, 2009, 03:08:27 PM
Amaretto is good just on the rocks. That's a delicious beverage.

Note: it doesn't combine pleasantly with ice cream. I know from experience.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #402 on: November 30, 2009, 03:31:24 PM
Ice Cream is for Frangelico. Best fucking milkshake EVER.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #403 on: November 30, 2009, 03:43:03 PM
I'll have to try it. I have a buddy who sends me a bottle of the stuff every year for my birthday. It's a bit of an in-joke as the only reason he started buying it for me was due to his confusion that it was my favorite drink ever. After I cleared it up we had a few good laughs, but the Frangelico keeps coming. A lot of people don't even know what it is.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #404 on: November 30, 2009, 05:14:06 PM
You should make chocolate cake shots.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #405 on: November 30, 2009, 06:34:33 PM
If that's a chocolate cake with shots of liqueur soaked up in its flesh then I'm waaay ahead of you.
If not, it's time to divulge the recipe.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #406 on: November 30, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
If memory serves, you do a half shot of vodka, half shot of Frangelico, shoot it, then bite into a slice of lime covered in sugar. Tastes JUST like chocolate cake.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #407 on: December 01, 2009, 01:02:15 AM
DCT:  This is my favoritte bible verse: For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow

I don't know why I'm reading bible verses after drinking, going to a concert, then drinking.
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #408 on: December 01, 2009, 02:07:16 AM
I dunno, you trying to seem kinda Baloresque?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #409 on: December 01, 2009, 02:08:32 AM
Great verse though, btw. And I say the grief and sorrow are well worth it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #410 on: December 01, 2009, 04:00:19 AM
You can always have too much of a good thing.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #411 on: December 01, 2009, 08:09:21 AM
I just finished 2 practice tests over 4 1/2 hours. Bottle.Sake.Open.Now
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #412 on: December 01, 2009, 09:05:47 AM
Use the force, Nick.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #413 on: December 01, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
I just finished 2 practice tests over 4 1/2 hours. Bottle.Sake.Open.Now  and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth thirst.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #414 on: December 01, 2009, 04:03:24 PM
Nick could stare at the wall all day and feel like he deserved a bottle of sake at the end of it.  He is insatiable!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #415 on: December 01, 2009, 06:51:24 PM
sometimes you gotta have it.


Dear Japanese Grammar,
Fuck you for what you're doing to my test scores, I'm taking you down.
Nick
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #416 on: December 02, 2009, 10:10:46 AM
Dear Japanese Grammar,
Fuck you for what you're doing to my test scores, I'm taking you down.
Nick

Dude, Japanese Grammar doesn't speak English.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #417 on: December 02, 2009, 09:27:02 PM
Maybe that's why I didn't learn anything new last night. Bakayaro
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #418 on: December 03, 2009, 01:41:58 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #419 on: December 03, 2009, 02:21:03 PM
Oh man. I would pay a premium for something so cool. I can see this going black market in high schools.