So obviously girls, two cocks are better than one.

WARNING!
If you click the following link you WILL see a photo of my REAL cock next to my rubber one, with a special note for homeless-joe. You guys should be thankful I didn't just post the photo in another random thread so everybody could bask in it's glory.

I am giving you the choice. Click it or don't. Don't fucking yell at me when I gave you a huge fucking warning above.

Gals your tit photos, ass photos, bikini photos, and even some vagina photos have been much appreciated over the years. So I'm just giving back.

So, did curiosity really kill the cat?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cas/1155103850.html

I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!!! WHY DID I CLICK!!!!...............   :'(

I'm gonna go wash my eyes with bleach now.

Why is there a heart above "Home..."?

I like it though ...
The concept, that is ...

NOW you need a girl that'll do anal, and DP her yourself ...

Damn, I might ALMOST be a tad jealous here, man ...

Pretty solid marketing ploy.  Try to hook up a threesome with twin sisters.

Oooo, even better ...

I knew I kept you around for a reason ...

LOOK TRU! LOOK! I know you want to!

oh god i can't stop laughing

See!!! See what you and brook had to go and start!!!

Was it worth it? WAS IT WORTH IT??

hey now, i wasn't requesting kyle's dick pictures. i saw the rubber dong and that was enough for me. i have been concentrating on getting everyone else's penises in picture form on the boards.

i actually had a really funny idea. i think all the guys should take photos of their penises and then send them to one appointed guy. that guy would rename the files and then upload them or email them to all the girls and then we could guess which one belongs to whom.

Don't appoint danzig for the task, he'd keep them all for himself.

I will not open pandora's box, thank you very much.

Why is there a heart above "Home..."?

It says <3 HomelessJoe for obvious reasons.

Remember that Hallowe'en Simpsons episode where the advertising icons started rampaging? And the way they defeated them was "just don't look".

Yeah well this here is a "just don't click" thread.

Now have fun explaining how your cock is named after some internet person you never met and try keeping that girl around... without GHB.

hahahahahahahahaha .....

What i like is, after 10 or so years of you guys asking for a cock pic, I post my first first and only message to him about it and get not only the cock pic but my name on it.

Brian sooner or later you're going to have to choose between Baggy and Treehugger.

Personally, I'd choose cancer.

~blink

I unplugged my mouse and threw it out the window. Keystrokes only going forward, lads

I unplugged my mouse and threw it out the window. Keystrokes only going forward, lads

HAHAHAHA!!! I fell out of my chair laughing.

Yo, homeless-joe you pissed me off saying there was no proof that rubber cock was mine. So there you go, bro.

Responses so far are pretty boring. Most sound like dudes trying to get more pictures of me.

Subject   Hiiii...CL?
From   Antiman Ting <*******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:52:18 -0400

Hi..Msg me on yahoo "kristta333@yahoo.com" 22 f boston

SPAM!

Subject   Hey
From   Terrance Baker <*****@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:33:24 -0400

Hola! Saw you on CL.. Send me a message on yahoo lets chat 22/f
purdykrista@yahoo.com"

SPAM! WTF? "Terrance"?

Subject   Saw your Ad on Cragslist
From   Zachariah Wakefield <******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 03:08:52 -0400


Hey..22/f "purdykrista@yahoo.com"...Send me a message on yahoo....

SPAM! WTF? "Zachariah"? WTF - same e-mail address as "Terrance"?

Subject   Double your pleasure, double your fun - m4w 28yr
From   Madeline <****@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 09:41:43 -0400

are you joking?? id love to find out more.... maybe do this?

lets see how it goes

Ahh here we go - now we're getting somewhere.

Subject   ...
From   "Jazz. Hillier" <*****@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 16:41:23 -0700

hi! was your ad real? I'm guessing it was real? Im trying this out to
see what happens! Im 24 single fun cute and cuddly.. care to exchange
PIX?

FAG ICOGNITO. E-mail address starts with "brien".

WTF is wrong with New Jersey women? I guess they don't like a good cock or two when they see them. *Eyes tricky*

Subject   Hiiii...CL?
From   Antiman Ting <*******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:52:18 -0400

Hi..Msg me on yahoo "kristta333@yahoo.com" 22 f boston

Hahahahahahaha! I'm pretty sure you don't know this, but "antiman" is Caribbean slang for "faggot". Ting is thing, so that first message is from "faggot thing".

No face, No proof. Sorry. All I see is an anon cock.

Subject   Hiiii...CL?
From   Antiman Ting <*******@gmail.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 02:52:18 -0400

Hi..Msg me on yahoo "kristta333@yahoo.com" 22 f boston

Hahahahahahaha! I'm pretty sure you don't know this, but "antiman" is Caribbean slang for "faggot". Ting is thing, so that first message is from "faggot thing".

BTW an appropriately Caribbean response that will surprise the fuck out of him coming from you is:

"move yuh bloodclaht skunt, fucking fassy-hole battyman"

No face, No proof. Sorry. All I see is an anon cock.

Yeah, like I told some other guy to write heart homeless-joe on his dick.

You're pretty gay for wanting proof in the first place.

I believe it's something you would do.

I didn't want proof, I wanted to know how stupid you are. You will have to wait till I upgrade my cpu for the result.

Well hurry the fuck up and upgrade!

Brian sooner or later you're going to have to choose between Baggy and Treehugger.

Personally, I'd choose cancer.

Ok I'm not going to click the link....but I fear that I might lose because of Bagman's utter devotion through pictures.

Oh and I'm not that bad Zoomie.

Well hurry the fuck up and upgrade!

I have to wait till they get well below 45 mn per layer. The amount of stupid invloved in this math is beyond current cpu capiblities. Even Captian Obvious would baulk at this.

Out of curiosity, are you living in NY/NJ area now?  I thought you were in Austin.

I'm in Austin. I thought showcasing the photo through the Cragslist venue, would be fairly humorous seeing that there's this CL motif going on. And well, I picked Jersey, because that's where tricky lives.

And I know she enjoys seeing my cock as much as I enjoy showing it to her.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Very last post of the first page. WAY TO GO BROOK!!

You're awesome.

I just died laughing.

Hate away, haters!

tricky, I'll never forgive you for that

I'll buy you some sake in Japan.

you'll be needing an extra credit card to paint over these scars

poetic, man.

Take it to the suicidal teen section of CL, please ...

FUCK. Too bad I didn't actually post it here in Austin. I could though...

Check it:

Subject   why is it called homeless joe?
From   Cici R <******@yahoo.com>
Date   Tue, 5 May 2009 20:29:54 -0700 (PDT)

hey i saw your cl ad and hmmm 2 are better than one.i was thinking maybe while i suck your cock you can fuck me with the cloned one? maybe but that was just a thought, i'm a quiet shy girl who loves to do kinky things so maybe you can come up with something we can do if your still interested.

My kinda girl.

urban dictionary definition of homeless-joe-  number 1
   
"Gross guy who has no home in the ward county area, especially Minot, ND. He sleeps with any girl he can get even if he has a girlfriend, or 2. He has mad amounts of STDs and everyone hates him."

THE GOGGLES!!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!

tricky, I'll never forgive you for that

Brian sooner or later you're going to have to choose between Baggy and Treehugger.

Personally, I'd choose cancer.

Ok I'm not going to click the link....but I fear that I might lose because of Bagman's utter devotion through pictures.

Oh and I'm not that bad Zoomie.

No you aren't, I think you're gorgeous. I just don't want to find out why Adam calls you "The Chainsaw".

Sounds like trouble.

No you aren't, I think you're gorgeous. I just don't want to find out why Adam calls you "The Chainsaw".

He never called me The Chainsaw, that was Aristartle.  He told me I was like a unicorn....hmm also a tornado. 

Oh. Never mind then. Like I care what that bitch says.

I'll buy you some sake in Japan.

Bitchface!  I didn't want to see that pic!  You are buying me a gothic lolita outfit in Japan for that, and then one for yourself so we can go clubbin all Japan style!

If either of you wear that little outfit around, you better keep me far, far away.

You didn't see any chicks in Japan dressed like that?  Check out the Fruits book.  It's just a bunch of pictures of how crazy kids in Japan dress.

Oh Sasha, I definitely saw some women in Tokyo dressed hot as fuck. Nick said I was there about a month too early. (Meaning more of them will be walking around with less clothing then.) Son of a. But wait, this was motivation to actually upload like 10 photos from my netbook. One of the best things about Japan is the women.

I took about half of these and my mom's husband the other. Call us creeps if you wanna. Fuck you.






I could probably start some pay site and make a shitload of money. "Amateur Japanese girls in short skirts".

Okay. I see that everyday. ~shrug. Asian girls too.

I dont.

Melbourne dont have the weather for that.

I guess you should of bought the V8 then.

Damn.

We dont get many Japanese girls down here, but that's ok, we have many hot Vietnamese girls instead.

I'm guessing the zoom was stronger than Kyle's will to approach the girls

Try this next time

I guess you should of bought the V8 then.

SHOULD HAVE SHOULD HAVE SHOULD HAVE

SHOULD HAVE, SHOULD HAVE, SHOULD HAVE.

or

SHOULD HAVE. SHOULD HAVE. SHOULD HAVE.

Nazi.

Facist.

Poor.

Right click, save. New bg for my comp!

Try this next time

Does that guide tell me what to do with my american friends, when it works?
Because, I mean, if we're all sharing hotel rooms, that could get awkward.
OR TITILATING.

Bitchface!  I didn't want to see that pic!  You are buying me a gothic lolita outfit in Japan for that, and then one for yourself so we can go clubbin all Japan style!

I so can't wait to go shopping there!

Try this next time

Does that guide tell me what to do with my american friends, when it works?
Because, I mean, if we're all sharing hotel rooms, that could get awkward.
OR TITILATING.

HAWT

Damn.

We dont get many Japanese girls down here, but that's ok, we have many hot Vietnamese girls instead.

Make sure you only fuck the ones that cough.

Now you owe me a pair of boots to match the dress slag!

pair of boobs?

boots!

I prefer the other, personally ...

Random : I enjoyed the film Kinky Boots

That film was most excellent.

Kyle's penis has jumped the shark.