In life you should have learned by now that there is always going to be somebody bigger, quicker, taller, more musculer, tighter, stronger, or longer than you. It's a fact. Accept who you are and get on with living. Comparing yourself incessantly with others is a total and complete waste of time.
Psycho babe, you just completely validated and reinforced my first rant.
"...but, seriously, say you're at a place with a dude you're currently boning (be it in a relationship or not) and you suddenly find yourself wishing you were as pretty as that girl in the corner..."
Not a lot about me, bothers me. I mean shit, I was a 28 year old virgin. I got on with life. I am skinny, and short. I get on with life. It's just such a waste of time always wishing or wanting to be something you can never be. Just be realistic.
All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.
3rd Rant
Running out of toilet paper at the most inopportune time.