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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 10:03:15 AM

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Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 10:03:15 AM
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Post by: ttfg on June 02, 2009, 10:13:55 AM
You boss sounds like a coward. The moving of files/restriction of access is normal (I assume).

Is you boss new to being a boss ?
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Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 10:14:05 AM
i told them i don't feel comfortable doing that.
I think that's the right answer, but your boss probably won't get that it's the right answer.
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Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 10:17:00 AM
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 02, 2009, 11:00:27 AM
Supervillain Henchman Training Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59nY7XeGp_w#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 01:38:26 PM
Tell them to fuck off and that you don't wanna be part of that shit.  Then put on your Snuggie and eat some Ben & Jerry's.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 04:16:43 PM
Not to seem like a ruthless bastard but you don't move up the ladder if you're too worried about stepping on a few fingers.

Or you could do the Snuggie and ice cream thing. Whichever.
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Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 04:59:40 PM
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 05:00:28 PM
Then there's little incentive for you to do their dirty-work.
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Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 05:00:48 PM
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Post by: Thrash on June 02, 2009, 06:31:30 PM
Why don't you march into your boss's (office, cubicle, matt on the floor) dressed up like drugmoth and say;
"hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"?
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Post by: underclass on June 02, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
Generally people change jobs to something else in their field, ie a competitor and from the moment your co-worker quits she no longer has any moral right to call any files, clients, contacts, designs or basically anything in that business "her own". Your boss should definitely get any sensitive information backed up and away from her, and start handing over any important work to others immediately.

this is so commonplace that your boss is well within his rights to cut off all IT access and have her spend the next two weeks teaching others how to do her job.
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Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 09:01:48 PM
this is so commonplace that your boss is well within his rights to cut off all IT access and have her spend the next two weeks teaching others how to do her job.

but why didn't the BOSS make the call?
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Post by: underclass on June 02, 2009, 09:29:33 PM
maybe he was busy? Or there might be some cultural stigma to doing this in the hosiery business, I dunno.

If the guy across from me quit and my boss told me to have IT secure his shit I'd just get it done.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 09:32:02 PM
Me too. But that's cuz we're ruthless bastards.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 02, 2009, 11:56:40 PM
I thought the boss was too busy getting plastic surgery and talking to some dude she's fucking.

I don't think the issue is calling IT, really, more the bullshit story.  I'd call IT, but I wouldn't tell the bullshit story about networking.
Title: Re: bullshit...
Post by: tricky on June 03, 2009, 12:21:28 AM
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Title: Re: bullshit...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 03, 2009, 02:52:09 AM
Why don't you march into your boss's (office, cubicle, matt on the floor) dressed up like drugmoth and say;
"hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"?

ROFL
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 04, 2009, 11:03:51 AM
Why don't you march into your boss's (office, cubicle, matt on the floor) dressed up like drugmoth and say;
"hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"?

where do i sign up for this job?!
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Post by: Doormouse on June 04, 2009, 05:03:41 PM
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Abby!
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
Wow, how odd!
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Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 06:17:34 PM
Smells like vagina in here.
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 07:23:23 PM
I burped; sorry ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 06, 2009, 04:49:09 AM
I don't even know what this thread is about.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 06, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
I don't even know what this thread is about.
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Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 07:09:48 PM
I do; well, what it WAS about ...
It's really about nothing now ...

It's officially a "Nothing Thread" ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
Smells like vagina in here.

I burped; sorry ...

He said vagina not ass.
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Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 11:14:09 PM
Smells like vagina in here.

I burped; sorry ...

He said vagina not ass.

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Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:42:00 PM
I was double-dipping ....
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 05:16:07 PM
I was double-dipping ....

Eww, Thrash likes sloppy seconds!
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Post by: Joygasm on June 08, 2009, 11:37:04 PM
He's kinky like that!
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:22:41 AM
You know you liked the Crazy-Straw ....
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 10:15:49 AM
Keep the felching to a minimum.
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:35:35 PM
Wait, I thought I was supposed to snowball you?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 09, 2009, 03:37:23 PM
That's correct, but you have to do it like a man.
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Post by: Lothar on June 09, 2009, 11:10:40 PM
Looks like someone's IT department saw the log for l-g...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 12:56:30 AM
Wait, I thought I was supposed to snowball you?

Yes, you are. Let's get this ball rolling.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 10, 2009, 03:24:24 AM
Noooooo that will not be necessary.
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Post by: hip on June 10, 2009, 09:51:41 AM
what was this thread and why has all pertinent information been reduced to posts of "."?
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 10, 2009, 09:56:49 AM
It was about something to do with somebody's boss.

Either Lothar's comment or somebody thinking twice about recording it on the internet explains why it has changed to "." posts.
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Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:26:49 AM
praise the lord for SQL backup and tricky's ignorance of such technologies



tricky posted stuff about work ---> IT logs internet access ---> IT reports to boss....
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 01:21:34 PM
Let's get back to what this thread's really about now ...

That's correct, but you have to do it like a man.

Garden hose, funnel optional?

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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:56:12 PM
Garden hose would work but to do it like a man it better be a never-kink.
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
I thought this was ALL kink?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 03:25:37 PM
A real man would spot weld the garden hose to his ass.
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:28:21 PM
TIG, MIG, ARC, or Oxy-Acetylene?
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Post by: ttfg on June 10, 2009, 03:34:28 PM
Ultrasonic or spin welding would be more fun.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:47:10 PM
I thought this was ALL kink?

This is but who wants a kink in their hose?
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 04:22:22 PM
What about kink ON their hose?
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 01:37:04 PM
You just wait, baby.
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
I've been waiting; for -=7 years=-!
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:43:13 PM
Well, 7 is my lucky number. Let's see if it's yours, too..
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:58:31 PM
w3rd
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Post by: Tru on June 12, 2009, 04:22:01 AM
Sounds like the seven year itch. Sort of in reverse.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 12, 2009, 12:03:01 PM
And no Marilyn Monroe.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 12, 2009, 12:05:14 PM
I'll get Dave a wig.
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Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 05:31:18 PM
I'll even wear a dress for this shit ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 13, 2009, 12:03:55 AM
Hehe
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Post by: Joygasm on June 13, 2009, 01:11:51 AM
It's a special occasion.. why not??
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 02:59:11 AM
Exactly ...
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Post by: mosh on June 13, 2009, 07:31:07 AM
Sounds like the seven year itch. Sort of in reverse.

I aint going anywhere near anyone who's been itching for 7 years...
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 04:13:24 PM
I'm all for it ...
... as long as there's no rashes (or other things like it)