wutr u talkin about u dont need proper gramer to impress a girl

omg i nkow typng normaly isnt impertint

I shall never get laid.

Me neither!

Me neither!

*ahem*

I shall never get laid.

*ahem*

what

Me neither!

I bet you get laid before I.

Me neither!

I bet you get laid before I.

And you before I!

I shall never get laid.

*ahem*

what

If you can't figure it out, never mind.

Maybe she doesn't want to figure it out.

if I'm online then I'm either bored or procrastinating

Maybe you should do some CL experiments, then.

I shall never get laid.

*ahem*

what

If you can't figure it out, never mind.

And if YOU cant figure it out, then never YOU mind!

I'm not .. My eyes must be going on me.... umm. hmm

It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.

This is from an "Eric":

"Hey Babe- stick a Tampon in and you"ll be stuffed-"

It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.

Slither on!

She was definitely suicidal, but I didn't know that until later after she took her scrunchie wrist band/bracelet thing off. BUT... your entire argument, is based on my first post.

I wasn't afraid to show her I thought her 'suicidal' crap was just a ploy for attention. It worked.

Which, is in fact wholly and totally true. I didn't think she was really suicidal at that point. 

There that's much better!

I think I love you.

haha, nice edit.

She was definitely suicidal, but I didn't know that until later after she took her scrunchie wrist band/bracelet thing off. BUT... your entire argument, is based on my first post.

My argument is that you were wrong in your initial assumptions.

Wait... the girl actually went to Kyle's house?  I didn't know that. I didn't think people actually hooked up from CL, I thought it was just for fun.  Gosh! I feel foolish!

This one is hilarious:

need thick cocks for possible gangbang - w4m - 25 (melbourne)
Reply to: pers-e7pg3-1136053277@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-23, 11:22PM EST


I'm a BBW who can't be satisfied by anything less than monster cocks. Seriously, in the past I've had to get male partners to fist me just to get me off because their dicks were too small.

Before you get too excited and hit the reply button - EVEN SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE SIZED COCKS ARE TOO SMALL FOR ME.

I'm looking for the guys who have had problems with girls in the past because they're too big for them. I'm looking for guys who need to buy trojan magnum condoms.

If you're going to email me and go on about how huge you are and how you've satisfied so many girls because of your size... you're too small. If you're really the size of cock I want, you've had girls in PAIN when trying to fuck. You've had girls turn you down because your cock is too big. You've been frustrated because you can't get your size condom at the supermarket or even most sex stores.

And if you think I'm talking about length? Your cock is probably too small. Plenty of guys have long cocks. Vaginas aren't that deep, so finding cocks that are too long or long enough is pretty easy. I need THICK cocks.

If you've had trouble getting your cock into a girl, I want to hear from you.

And if you think that you're doing me a favour because your cock is god's gift? ... your cock is too small. Seriously. Guys with the size of cock I need have a lot of trouble because of it. They can't fuck most girls.

I don't care how old you are, what race you are, whether your disabled or not, or any of that crap. All I care about is your cock size.

The rules:

No condom, no sex.

No kissing.

Send me a photo of your hard cock, preferably next to something so I can guage its size properly (like a $5 note or a ruler or something).

No anal or oral. I lie there, you fuck my cunt until you come, the end. You are not under any obligation to make me cum.

You gotta be willing to share and be able to get it up with other guys either in the same room or the room next door - this will be a gangbang situation. One after the other until you're all done.

If I don't get more than 5 good responses it won't be happening.

    * Location: melbourne
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

   
   
PostingID: 1136053277

Wait... the girl actually went to Kyle's house?  I didn't know that. I didn't think people actually hooked up from CL, I thought it was just for fun.  Gosh! I feel foolish!

I think most of the hooking up takes place in cars and alleys and crap. So, good on Kyle for being a classy dude.

and by class i mean creepy.

This one is hilarious:

need thick cocks for possible gangbang - w4m - 25 (melbourne)
Reply to: pers-e7pg3-1136053277@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-23, 11:22PM EST


I'm a BBW who can't be satisfied by anything less than monster cocks. Seriously, in the past I've had to get male partners to fist me just to get me off because their dicks were too small.

Before you get too excited and hit the reply button - EVEN SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE SIZED COCKS ARE TOO SMALL FOR ME.

I'm looking for the guys who have had problems with girls in the past because they're too big for them. I'm looking for guys who need to buy trojan magnum condoms.

If you're going to email me and go on about how huge you are and how you've satisfied so many girls because of your size... you're too small. If you're really the size of cock I want, you've had girls in PAIN when trying to fuck. You've had girls turn you down because your cock is too big. You've been frustrated because you can't get your size condom at the supermarket or even most sex stores.

And if you think I'm talking about length? Your cock is probably too small. Plenty of guys have long cocks. Vaginas aren't that deep, so finding cocks that are too long or long enough is pretty easy. I need THICK cocks.

If you've had trouble getting your cock into a girl, I want to hear from you.

And if you think that you're doing me a favour because your cock is god's gift? ... your cock is too small. Seriously. Guys with the size of cock I need have a lot of trouble because of it. They can't fuck most girls.

I don't care how old you are, what race you are, whether your disabled or not, or any of that crap. All I care about is your cock size.

The rules:

No condom, no sex.

No kissing.

Send me a photo of your hard cock, preferably next to something so I can guage its size properly (like a $5 note or a ruler or something).

No anal or oral. I lie there, you fuck my cunt until you come, the end. You are not under any obligation to make me cum.

You gotta be willing to share and be able to get it up with other guys either in the same room or the room next door - this will be a gangbang situation. One after the other until you're all done.

If I don't get more than 5 good responses it won't be happening.

    * Location: melbourne
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

   
   
PostingID: 1136053277

...

you should go

Kyle should go to the gang-bang?  What, to clean up?

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