Tricky: If you had to have tranny sex, who would you chose as your tranny? I mean imagine you can give a dick to and get fucked by any other chick in the world. Who would it be?

Same question for all females.

Males: If you had to fuck a guy who would you give the vag to and make beautiful music with?

I wouldn't just pick a female to attach a dick to. Doesn't work like that! When I say tranny I mean a guy who is transexual and dresses as a girl. Or a girl who is transexual and dresses like a guy. MtF or FtM. I kinda sorta know this girl who used to be a guy. She has a small chest and has a dick and got her balls cut off. She looks like a girl but with some male traits, she is really cute! Girly with a penis. I'd hit it.

Tricky:  That's a very well-constructed answer.

Doormouse:  I'd give YOU a vag.

Haha this thread is ridiculous.
Tricky requested it and then she changed the hypothetical.
Is the potential invitee from one thread over the same chick who used to be a dude? If so, hot.

Eitje, Sorry but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no.

Eitje, Sorry but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no.

Dude, you said I could give any dude a vagina.  I think you should have it, as a reward for asking this question.
Then, we'd make some beautiful music.  I'm thinking Chopin.

In that case you're paying for dinner and booze.

I wouldn't just pick a female to attach a dick to. Doesn't work like that! When I say tranny I mean a guy who is transexual and dresses as a girl. Or a girl who is transexual and dresses like a guy. MtF or FtM. I kinda sorta know this girl who used to be a guy. She has a small chest and has a dick and got her balls cut off. She looks like a girl but with some male traits, she is really cute! Girly with a penis. I'd hit it.

Does she do anal?
I'd bet not ...

I have a tranny story...

spill!

She does anal. And why are you so obsessed with anal?

I like how noone but me actually answered the original question with a truthful answer. Fuck you guys.

Uhh let's be fair here. What makes you think Eitje didn't give an honest answer too? I mean come on. Have you seen my bedroom eyes?

Mine was definitely an honest answer.

I like that I can have casual but interesting conversation with Dormita.  After I was done railing him, we could totally watch a movie and then discuss the meaning of it.

Ryan Seacrest.

Fags, the lot of ya's.

Are you talking about anyone, or anyone from AS/LG?

She does anal. And why are you so obsessed with anal?

We all have to have a hobby ...

I was talking anyone, but that doesn't exclude AS/LG if that's your bent.

No, for some reason I took it as AS/LG people ...
I think on this one either way ...

Is it gayer to have sex with a male-to-female tranny that still has a penis, or a female-to-male tranny that has a vagina?

What if in the first case, they self-identify as a straight female, but in the second as a gay male?

My thought on the male-female thing was wondering if they didn't care for anal as gay so they had the pussy fabricated ...
... I mean, amongst the myriad of other reasons they give for [mutilating themselves] gender reassignment

Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

They both must live as the other gender for about a year while taking the "corrective" hormones and undergoing therapy to insure it's the "right decision" ...

Another true story: A tranny slept in my bed, back when I was raving with my roommates. We had an after-party after this huge, incredible rave, and this fucking black tranny ended up in MY fucking bed. I wasn't in it, nor even in my room (fell asleep in a drug-induced nap in a pile of other people in the living room). The she-he, stained all my sheets/pillow case purple cause his/her hair was dyed. Needless to say, I threw all my bedding away.

I should really write a book with all the weird shit that has happened to me during the course of my relatively normal life. I almost got raped in a library when I was 8 (living in Houston) too.

To answer the question at hand, Robin Williams if he dressed up in a Mrs. Doubtfire costume. (And had a vagina)

Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

This needs to be a "quote" in the box (not my box, the news box you tranny-fuckers).

This needs to be a "quote" in the box (not my box, the news box you tranny-fuckers).

Why do you have to pre-emptively ruin the fun of suggesting trannies in your box?

Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

What if the one w/ a cock doesn't want you to touch the cock because he's a she?
And what if the one with a vagina wants to wear a strap-on and peg you because she's a homosexual he?

Dude, you're overthinking as usual...

I was thinking the same thing ...

Shouldn't surprise anyone, though.

I actually agree with Emp, he makes very valid points.

Would any of you fuck Buck Angel?

i am so confused

By what? It's a man with a pussy!

i got nothing against transvestites, transsexuals, cross-dressers, drag queens, genderqueer people, or etc.

but that is seriously causing me to make this face.

D:

I never got Buck Angel either ...

I saw the Sybian ride though; it was quite disturbing ....

Man, I was looking for a picture of that thing at work today but websense was blocking all that shit.

Tricky beat me to it.

Supposedly Buck squirted during its orgasm and it was foul-smelling ...

it's? he's a he... or he would prefer to be called a he i'd imagine.

I'm not sure ...

Yeah I'm going with Dave's analysis here. That's pretty squarely an it.

My name's Buck, and I'm here to

If it's a surgery to be female, it's a good one ...
If it's hormones to be a male, it's a good one ..

WTF IS IT??!!?

man with vagina

If you had a gun to your head and you had to chose one, which Buck Angel orifice would you partake of?

If you had a gun to your head and you had to chose one, which Buck Angel orifice would you partake of?

OK now you're fringing on homosexuality...

Yeah, I mean, when we were talking about giving cunts to dudes, that's was fine.
BUT YOU'RE TAKING IT TOO FAR, DOORMOUSE.

If you had a gun to your head and you had to chose one, which Buck Angel orifice would you partake of?

OK now you're fringing on homosexuality...

The correct answer is a all three because if you're going to head down that road, you might as well go all out.

Tru'dat!

Ohmigod. That's a hot tranny.

Yar.

I wonder if Kirk would fuck that?

she's not green, so probably not.

one of my professors this semester is a tranny.

small world.

How did you find this out?

How did you find this out?

She told us.

She's working on a campaign for equal rights for transsexuals in the state of Maryland.  She has a Phd in public policy and is a transsexual so she's pretty much the only person in the state who can advocate a position like that.

rock on!

That's very cool.

I wonder if she'd like to hang out with Zoomie.

... how old, how long, and how does "she" look" overall?
(being serious)
... also, post-op or pre-op?

Miriam is HAWT.

There's Something About Miriam
There's Something About Miriam

I guess I'll add it to this thread as well ...

FAG!

DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL. ....with a penis.  how hard could it be to try and disregard it, anyway?  Eh.

hahaha...

Miriam showed up on one of the Big Brother series here... it was hilarious to see the macho straight Aussie boys make a bee line for her when she entered the house, then one rumbled that there were extra's down below.

I never seen anyone scatter like that before.

Priceless.

That's pretty funny.

Reminds me of that scene in the bar in NYC in Crocodile Dundee.

---

Cue Mosh throwing something at me for referencing that movie.

That man's a national treasure. 

That man's a national treasure. 

What does that even mean?

Thas nawt a neife!

No tranny love for thrash?

That man's a national treasure. 

What does that even mean?

Australia considers Crocodile Dundee a national treasure. Didn't you know that?

Yes. He's a dead-on accurate representation of your average aussie. This is fact.

I remember the first time I saw Mosh shaving with his giant bowie knife.

I didn't know they actually did that.

Oh yeah, when we went out to the bar he was grabbing all the women's crotches to make sure they were really women.

Man, did they get mad! Once they heard his Australian accent though they figured out what was up and then it was all cool.

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

one of my professors this semester is a tranny.
small world.

Small indeed. There was a tranny astronomy teacher at my undergrad.

Oh yeah, when we went out to the bar he was grabbing all the women's crotches to make sure they were really women.

One of my good friends does this. He's a New Zealander so apparently the practice is pretty wide-spread in that area.

Nick grabs dude's crotches to make sure they're really men.

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

I did that to a tranny in SF in 2005. Hadda be sure, you know.

Honk one BoBo and you're branded for life ...

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

I did that to a tranny in SF in 2005. Hadda be sure, you know.

Its a true story. Tranny wasnt pissed or anything.

I remember the first time I saw Mosh shaving with his giant bowie knife.

I didn't know they actually did that.

My junk was the smoothest it'd ever been after that shave.

... and he's circumcized now

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Gross.

And why were you even on that section of the site?

She looks kinda like that Daisy chick from VH1.

Or in other words:

Gross.

It looks like some dude who thinks starving the shit out of himself will make him look like a woman.

It looks like some dude who thinks starving the shit out of himself will make him look like a woman.

Or in other words:

She looks kinda like that Daisy chick from VH1.

Or in other words:

Gross.

Did anyone catch this:
www.myspace.com/andrewsbrooke

Gross.

And why were you even on that section of the site?

Dude, dont even tell me you dont get the urge to see the freaks... that dont mean you want to go there, just see what else goes on. Like a little old lady who walks into an adult bookshop.

Yeah, she just wants to see "what's up"; right?

Isnt that what I just said?

You didn't use "the joke", dude ...

No, I wanted to use that Captian Obvious picture instead...

Just as good, eh?

We're a good team, mate ...
^5

*reacharound*

WOOHOO!!!


I mean ...
Fag!

Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML

LOL

I kissed a transexual tonight! It was a quick peck on the lips but it was still a kiss! Fucking hell I love NYC.

I kissed a transexual tonight! It was a quick peck on the lips but it was still a kiss! Fucking hell I love NYC.

Who hasn... er I mean, WOOHOO for you!

I swear: One more fantasy about tricky, and I'll have to grow a second cock.

I like how noone but me actually answered the original question with a truthful answer. Fuck you guys.

I would've but it was specifically aimed at you.

There's Something About Miriam

heh, best dress to break that kind of news in.

I kissed a transexual tonight! It was a quick peck on the lips but it was still a kiss! Fucking hell I love NYC.

Who hasn... er I mean, WOOHOO for you!

Well between this and the cock-grabbing, I'd say mosh is.....Mormon!

My Red Hand ancestrey says otherwise.