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Quote from: bagman
If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.
Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...


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Re: Porn Reply #30 on: April 18, 2009, 01:33:23 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Porn Reply #31 on: April 18, 2009, 01:37:56 AM
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Because beastiality isn't my thing.

Nor mine either. I lean twords mature amateur hard core, MMF and CFNM.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Porn Reply #32 on: April 18, 2009, 01:45:06 AM
www.myfreepaysite.com
Honest opinion:  looks too porn-y for my tastes.

I have no idea if that wordplay. (corny)
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Porn Reply #33 on: April 18, 2009, 05:01:20 AM



Re: Porn Reply #34 on: April 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM
I own Http://www.JizzMop.com ...
It used to be a video site ...

I'm thinking it's now got to be either a cumshot site or a gay site ...

Tricky, any ideas?


Oh, and RedTube.Com is where I go, typically ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #35 on: April 18, 2009, 01:44:08 PM
Bukkake site all the way!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Porn Reply #36 on: April 18, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
I own http://www.JizzMop.com ...

... any ideas?
Maybe we could invent a product that specifically absorbs semen.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Porn Reply #37 on: April 18, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
Youporn is about all I bother with, if ever. FMF 3somes, or FF. The less blonde-barbie-looking the chicks the better.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Porn Reply #38 on: April 18, 2009, 03:41:20 PM
I'm not a fan of blonde barbie chicks either.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Porn Reply #39 on: April 18, 2009, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, as Stephen Lynch would put it, I'm not a fan of the vanilla ice cream.

(Cheers again to krsna for the song!)

STEPHEN LYNCH- VANILLA ICE CREAM- album version unedited
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Porn Reply #40 on: April 18, 2009, 06:58:40 PM
Bukkake, cumshots, ShamWow ....
Hmmmm ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Porn Reply #41 on: April 18, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
I own http://www.JizzMop.com ...

... any ideas?
Maybe we could invent a product that specifically absorbs semen.

We already have. It's called Trickys clothing.



Re: Porn Reply #42 on: April 18, 2009, 10:58:09 PM
We already have. It's called Trickys clothing.

You are a horrible, hilarious, horrible man!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Porn Reply #43 on: April 18, 2009, 11:17:17 PM
I like amateur porn. I like thinking (read: THINKING) that people just make movies and send them to a distributor. I know this might have happened ten years ago but most amateur stuff is fake these days. Gianna Michaels is hot.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Porn Reply #44 on: April 18, 2009, 11:26:45 PM
I like amateur porn. I like thinking (read: THINKING) that people just make movies and send them to a distributor. I know this might have happened ten years ago but most amateur stuff is fake these days. Gianna Michaels is hot.

I still remember how disgusted I was the first time I recognized a girl in an "amateur" porn from another scene.  There have to be enough exhibitionists around that they don't need to fake it.



Re: Porn Reply #45 on: April 18, 2009, 11:30:50 PM
It's not the lack of exhibitionists, I think it's the $$ they want for their vids.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Porn Reply #46 on: April 18, 2009, 11:39:42 PM
Amateur porn is a DIY thing.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Porn Reply #47 on: April 18, 2009, 11:45:59 PM
Yes, REAL amateur porn is. But even they want money for their videos. You'd be stupid to give it away.

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Porn Reply #48 on: April 18, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
I couldn't give mine away for free, even if I did try to.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Porn Reply #49 on: April 19, 2009, 12:15:54 AM
I'm not a fan of blonde barbie chicks either.

*sits beside tricky and smiles at her with my head on my fist and my elbow propped up on my knee*
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Porn Reply #50 on: April 19, 2009, 01:09:23 AM
And yet you let someone dry hump and jizz on you.

Sigh. I feel a bit desperate at this point. Maybe I should call that fucktard up. j/k
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Porn Reply #51 on: April 19, 2009, 01:15:00 AM
Alright, this is your chance Dylan don't fuck it up.....she's like a lost little puppy just looking for some love and you're a bobcat that's been starving and waiting for a meal for longer than you can remember.....now POUNCE little wild cat, POUNCE!!!!

Hey Tricky, what's up?
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Re: Porn Reply #52 on: April 19, 2009, 01:25:21 AM
I can read that.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Porn Reply #53 on: April 19, 2009, 01:25:44 AM
Whoops....
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Re: Porn Reply #54 on: April 19, 2009, 01:28:04 AM
He stole the idea from me.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Porn Reply #55 on: April 19, 2009, 01:43:48 AM
Hey Tricky, what's up?

GOOD POUNCE.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Porn Reply #56 on: April 19, 2009, 02:17:15 AM
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Porn Reply #57 on: April 19, 2009, 02:23:14 AM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Porn Reply #58 on: April 19, 2009, 02:36:29 AM
I've had that happen to me.



Re: Porn Reply #59 on: April 19, 2009, 08:41:39 AM
What?  Getting pounced on?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon