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Re: Porn Reply #90 on: April 22, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
Three of us, actually.

Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.
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Re: Porn Reply #91 on: April 22, 2009, 06:49:25 PM
It's more common to be uncut, well, not here ,,,
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Re: Porn Reply #92 on: April 22, 2009, 06:51:13 PM
Yeah, you guys have some kinda funny Jew-envy or something.
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Re: Porn Reply #93 on: April 22, 2009, 06:52:57 PM
Three of us, actually.

Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.

Hmmm. Maybe I don't get out as often as your lady friends?



Re: Porn Reply #94 on: April 22, 2009, 07:56:59 PM
I have never been with an uncut man so I find this fascinating..

Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.

I'm uncircumcised.  And I've slept with all your girls Si, so I mean that explains the common denominator.

Joygasm maybe we can line something up.

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Re: Porn Reply #95 on: April 22, 2009, 08:01:10 PM
I have been with over thirty dudes (HOOR!) and I have never had my hands on an uncut penis. I guess that's just the curse of living in the states.

I did not have my son circumcised because, frankly, it's gross and un-necessary. If he grows up and wants it done then I'll help him out with that but it's not my decision.

Off topic but I also think having babies ears pierced is disgusting. I don't care if that offends any of the new moms here. It's sick and cruel and a decision they should make for themselves when they're older.
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Re: Porn Reply #96 on: April 22, 2009, 08:07:31 PM
I did not have my son circumcised because, frankly, it's gross and un-necessary. If he grows up and wants it done then I'll help him out with that but it's not my decision.

Off topic but I also think having babies ears pierced is disgusting. I don't care if that offends any of the new moms here. It's sick and cruel and a decision they should make for themselves when they're older.

Absofuckinglutely!

As for the argument for circumcision, there's this myth that a foreskin will cause all sorts of horrible complications and infections. Which can be true, if you don't fucking shower. Somehow, I've never found showering regularly to be much of a hardship. Some might say that being aware of one's hygiene and cleanliness is a good thing, even.
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Re: Porn Reply #97 on: April 22, 2009, 08:21:29 PM
In my senior year of undergrad, I took a Men's Health Seminar, and we had one week's worth of discussion on circumcision.  We watched videos, for like an hour, of the various ways that babies get circumcised.  It's absolutely revolting.  I'm glad my parents chose not to have me circumcised, and if I ever have a son I would choose the same.

Also, like Si mentioned, as long as you wash your dick like you wash everything else it's not like you are going to be cultivating any strange bacteria or anything.  I can see the justification of it back in the day when hygiene habits were not nearly as good, but I don't really see the justification of it now other than social norms.  For example, we say: circumcised (normal) and uncircumcised (abnormal), instead of natural penis (normal) vs. cut-up penis (abnormal).
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Re: Porn Reply #98 on: April 22, 2009, 08:24:47 PM
Yeah, although as Dave pointed out, I'm pretty sure that worldwide we're in the majority.
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Re: Porn Reply #99 on: April 22, 2009, 08:40:12 PM
Quote

Joygasm maybe we can line something up.

Thrash my starport is reading for docking with your mothership.


Maybe the three of us can work something out??



Re: Porn Reply #100 on: April 23, 2009, 12:36:24 AM
I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.
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Re: Porn Reply #101 on: April 23, 2009, 01:08:40 AM
Do I smell a cut vs uncut poll in the near future?

That's right. I'm not worried about the obvious double entendre staring me down with its one eye.



Re: Porn Reply #102 on: April 23, 2009, 01:36:41 AM
I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.

This is the god's honest truth right here.  The ladies never leave unsatisfied.
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Re: Porn Reply #103 on: April 23, 2009, 02:39:12 AM
I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.

That's hawt that you think it's hawt (even though I'm cut).  In fact it's pretty hawt that you think a lot of certain kinky things are hawt.....some that I will refrain from mentioning.
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Re: Porn Reply #104 on: April 23, 2009, 08:29:25 AM
I've been with one uncircumcized cock. I fucking loved that shit.

They look pretty fun to wrangle but what exactly did you love the most? Please explain...



Re: Porn Reply #105 on: April 23, 2009, 09:26:24 AM
That's hawt that you think it's hawt (even though I'm cut).  In fact it's pretty hawt that you think a lot of certain kinky things are hawt.....some that I will refrain from mentioning.

bahahahaha

They look pretty fun to wrangle but what exactly did you love the most? Please explain...

Don't wanna get graphic here... would you like a PM explaining?
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Re: Porn Reply #106 on: April 23, 2009, 09:28:46 AM
She likes it how when the uncut dick is pulled out it's all crazy lookin. Then she gets to pull the skin back and it's like a puppet show.

Also, she likes it when you stretch out the foreskin and cover her mouth and nose with it so she can't breathe.
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Re: Porn Reply #107 on: April 23, 2009, 09:31:21 AM
No.
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Re: Porn Reply #108 on: April 23, 2009, 09:33:35 AM
She likes it how when the uncut dick is pulled out it's all crazy lookin. Then she gets to pull the skin back and it's like a puppet show.

Also, she likes it when you stretch out the foreskin and cover her mouth and nose with it so she can't breathe.

ROFL
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Re: Porn Reply #109 on: April 23, 2009, 09:34:10 AM
No.

Well then you must like it when the man in question pinches his foreskin shut and pees until it's all filled up and then lets go of it for a huge piss explosion!
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Re: Porn Reply #110 on: April 23, 2009, 09:41:06 AM
No.

You seem to know a ot about uncut dicks. Either you have one or you've played with some?
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Re: Porn Reply #111 on: April 23, 2009, 09:43:53 AM
I don't have an uncut dick, and I've certainly not played with one, but I do have the Internet.
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Re: Porn Reply #112 on: April 23, 2009, 10:19:24 AM
what the fuck is the internet?
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Re: Porn Reply #113 on: April 23, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
what the fuck is the internet?

It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
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Re: Porn Reply #114 on: April 23, 2009, 10:25:45 AM
Hahaha. I completely forgot about that.



Re: Porn Reply #115 on: April 23, 2009, 04:28:01 PM
That's hawt that you think it's hawt (even though I'm cut).  In fact it's pretty hawt that you think a lot of certain kinky things are hawt.....some that I will refrain from mentioning.

bahahahaha

They look pretty fun to wrangle but what exactly did you love the most? Please explain...

Don't wanna get graphic here... would you like a PM explaining?

Sure, I'd love one please.



Re: Porn Reply #116 on: April 24, 2009, 03:50:56 PM
Me too, actually ...

I have never been with an uncut man so I find this fascinating..

Every girl I've ever been with has been with an uncut man, though.

I'm uncircumcised.  And I've slept with all your girls Si, so I mean that explains the common denominator.

Joygasm maybe we can line something up.

Thrash my starport is reading for docking with your mothership.


I may just find out afterall ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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