http://www.2adultflashgames.com/f/f-how-to-seduce-hot-girls.htm

this link is safe

and the parent site
http://www.easy2pull.com/

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i dunno, anything that says "this link is safe" makes me think it's either meatspin, lemonparty, or viruses that steal all the info off of my comp and send it straight to Mosh.

Well, it'll do that last one, but what I meant is that it's not full of the sickest porn imaginable.

i once ended up making out with the winner an first runner up of a lingerie modelling contest. i turn chicks gay 'cause i'm safe and cuddly and validate them sexually.

picking up chicks is nothing like video games. 

Leisure Suit Larry was missleading.

how come there wasn't any sex in LSL?

There was.

Yeah, there was. Man, those [insert name of company that made LSL and all those other {insert name of type of game LSL was} games] games were great.

As always, no clickee moshee linkee...

i guess i jsut really sucked at those stupid games then. stupid games.

scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!

As always, no clickee moshee linkee...

wimp

Download LSL; Land Of The Lounge Lizards here:
http://www.bestoldgames.net/eng/old-games/leisure-suit-larry.php

Play LSL; The College Years:
http://www.classic-consoles.com/games/1884/leisure-suit-larry.html

Trust Dave to be able to scrounge up the 1980's

I pride myself in it ...

Here's another, since I love you so fucking much, man ...
Leather Goddess Of Phobos (download):
http://free-game-downloads.mosw.com/abandonware/pc/adventure/games_k_l/leather_goddess_of_phobos_solid_gold_.html

Holy shit, that was a text-based game, right? My parents had it.

Mine too ...

It's fun, you have to fuck the gorilla to get out of the cage ...

fuck I had it... I think I was about 14 at the time...

You guys aren't competitive enough. I'm the only one who posted a score for Mosh's game. Come on. What do you guys have actual work to occupy yourselves with?

1981: Jeff Dailey, a 19-year-old gamer, became the first known person to die while playing video games. After achieving a score of 16,660 in the arcade game Berzerk, he succumbed to a massive heart attack. A year later, an 18-year-old gamer died after achieving high scores in the same game.


Who wants go ?

You guys aren't competitive enough. I'm the only one who posted a score for Mosh's game. Come on. What do you guys have actual work to occupy yourselves with?

I actually tried for ~10 minutes, before i realized it was keyboard-driven and not mouse-driven. 

haha me too. I think it's set up so the first thing you hit even if you don't touch the keyboard is the right thing anyway.

3:10

I beat that, 3:04