Maaan, let me tell you about Sunday night .. or should I say Monday morning?.. well w/e it was it was pretty funny/awesome. I was bored all day, and decided to call my friend James. He came and met my Bff Tifani. We talked for a little bit, but then James said he was getting a hotel and a bunch of liquor. He invited my friend and I to stay. My firned couldnt stay, so she went home and I just went. Earlier before he came and I called him, he told me he was with his good friend. He calls her his cuz (which I think is weird and you will see why by the end of this post). He told me about her one other time we stayed at a hotel. The 1st time was disaster. I was with my friend Jen and him. James and I were so drunk laying in the same bed. NOT DOING ANYTHING. My friend got upset and jealous, and drove home (a 45 minutes ride drunk as all hell). I didn't wanna stay with him all night by myself so he dorve me home. I had a hickey on my neck and don't remember who gave it to me... The 1st time was fuzzy, so I'll just talk about the 2nd time. Afgter my friend went home, we drove and stopped at his friend/cuz' house. Then we got a 12 pack, a 6 pack, and a 24 pack of miller High Life, and a bottle of Patron silver. Then went to Kennedy Fried chicken. Then to the hotel that smelled like old tobacco soo bad. We had to leave and get room spray and a dutch. We came back, ate, started drinking, and then his friend, (whom looked pretty good, and I made sure i told him about that), took a shower. IDK how. there was no shampoo or anything just fuckin bar soap. EW?-- but anyways then we got changed and opened the patron. I was already buzzed and high from the weed. The chick (i forget her name) was on James' computer talking to someone she met online. Sounded like a creep to me. He kept asking her odd sex questions and shit, and she was getting turned on. A commercial came on and said JEFFREY DAHMER!! I was like oh my god i love him!!! then the chick got turned on shes like wow, you wanna be a mortician, and you love serial killers?! Yeah I do! Then I got the spins after like my 3rd cup of patron, I had like 16 millers before the patron. I think the Mc Flurry mixed with all that mad me throw up. Whil i was throwing up, My friend james came in the bathroom sayin "my friend says you got some big ass titties" I was laughing as he was trying to initiate a 3some while I was throwing up. I brushed my teeth and plopped on the bed face down to rest my head for a second. James told the chick to come on the bed too,  she did and started like ripping off my shirt (not literally) but she was being a savage. then i ran to the bathroom again, then brushed my teeth again cuz I'm tellin you I had some seruious spins. when i came back out is when it went down.. the chick was naked and so was James. Then they both just started stripping me n shit.I was like woah calm down u fuckin savages! Then and there was the 1st time I had sex with a guy in a long ass time. Like 2 years. I was also happy cuz I got some cooch (lol) Its been since march. That chick should have a tatto that says "slippery when wet" cuz I felt like i stuck my hand in a bucket of water n shit. Luckily she was fresh, and it was all good. They started acting like savages and shit again The guy was holding me down and shit like he was restraining a prisoner and all i was thinking was WTF. then the chick, I'll tell you this much her head game was right. she said mine was too which I already knew. I was done and just wanted to drink more, but i took a shower 1st wehn I got out they were having some XXXhardcore porno sex. im like wow. I'm not really kinky with a guy in the picture. I had like 5 more beers and a shot of patron.. went on his laptop, and then went to sleep which was hard they were fucking SNORING.. but yeah.. WHO ELSE HERE HAD 3SOMES? GUY GUY GUY, GUY GUY GIRL, GIRL GIRL GUY, GILR GIRL GIRL???

Oh and to add, i dont get why you would call someone you have sex with, your cousin.

And I'll be bringing Amanda to any get-together we have

Fuck me. Paragraphs ?

agreed. kinda hurts. tl:dr

cry about it

i kinda did. i'm pathetic like that.

anyway, one threesome. the rest were groups. always a great time. i really have to get to know someone. except this one girl i really wanted but her boyfriend totally disapproved and cock blocked me. i was really sad.

omg thats wack wtf id smack him and fuck his girl right there.

does everyone have to be involved for it to be a threesome, or can one person be watching?
Alternately, if there are 3 people fucking around, and one or more people watching (ie - at a big party), does that only count as a threesome?

does a foursome count?

omg thats wack wtf id smack him and fuck his girl right there.

he was such a gentleman, though. i don't like to fuck up other people's relationships. won't touch 'em. but i mourn.

does everyone have to be involved for it to be a threesome, or can one person be watching?
Alternately, if there are 3 people fucking around, and one or more people watching (ie - at a big party), does that only count as a threesome?

if they know you're watching, you are involved. you become the audience, which is passive, but useful for chicks who like to put on a show.

...useful for chicks who like to put on a show.

do you like to put on a show?

yeah, me and two girls

Then we got a 12 pack, a 6 pack, and a 24 pack of miller High Life,

I bet 2 cases would have been cheaper...

A commercial came on and said JEFFREY DAHMER!!

What were they advertising for? Industrial acid? Anal lube? What state is this?

then the chick, I'll tell you this much her head game was right. she said mine was too which I already knew.

I think it's pretty clear your head game is right.

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Exactly.

i had a mmff



both bitches were butt nasty, one a fattie, the other loose as fuck, as she had fucked most everyone in the town, and she was only 16

the dude was my favorite.

his cock tasted like raspberries

his cock tasted like raspberries

Did you know that a recent supernova was detected which had measurable amounts of the organic compound which makes raspberries taste like raspberries??

his cock tasted like raspberries

Did you know that a recent supernova was detected which had measurable amounts of the organic compound which makes raspberries taste like raspberries??

ROFL

God came.

his cock tasted like raspberries

Did you know that a recent supernova was detected which had measurable amounts of the organic compound which makes raspberries taste like raspberries??

I fail to see what this has to do with me jamming raspberries up my ass before he fucked it....

Anyone ever heard that Stones album, Schticky Fingers?

I've had a guy/sheep/dog threesome as well

Amanda's story, now in a more "Eddo" style of type:

Maaan, let me tell you about Sunday night....or should I say Monday morning?  Well whatever it was it was pretty funny/awesome.  I was bored all day, and decided to call my friend James. He came and met my BFF Tony Rhee.  We talked for a little bit, but then James said he was getting a hotel and a bunch of liquor.  He invited my friend and I to stay.  My friend couldn't stay away, so we went with James and I nearly came.  Earlier before he came and I called him "snookum."  He told me he was with his good friend.  He calls him his cuz (on account of he's his cousin).  He told me about tentacles one other time we stayed at a hotel. 

The first time was a disaster.  I was with my friend Jon and him.  James and I were so drunk laying in the same bed, fingering each others' cornholes.  My friend got upset and jealous, and drove to the supermarket (a 45 minutes ride drunk as all hell) to buy a squid for some real fun.  I didn't wanna stay with him all night by myself so we drove to a closersupermarket and bought some octopus.  I had a sucker-mark on my neck and don't remember what gave it to me.  The first time was slimy and there were many tentacles, so I'll just talk about the second time.  After my friend went home, we drove and stopped at his friend/cuz' house.  Then we got a 12 pack, a 6 pack, and a 24 pack of miller High Life, and a bottle of Patron silver.  Then went to Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Then to the hotel that smelled like cleft asshole so bad.  We had to inhale deeply and and cream each others' dutch ovens.

We came back, ate, started drinking, and then his friend (whom looked pretty good, and I made sure I told him about that) took a shower.  I don't know why.  He didn't invite us and there were no tentacles to creep into his pert rump or anything, just fuckin bar soap.  ORLY?  But anyways, then we got changed and opened the patron.  I was already buzzed and horny from the tentacles.  The guy (I forget his name) was on James' lap writing TRP (tentacle rape porn) to someone he met online.  Sounded hot to me.  He kept asking us odd tentacle questions and shit questions, and I could see by his manhood that he was getting turned on.  A commercial came on and said "SHOKUSHU GOUKAN!"  I was like, "Oh my god, I love that!!!" then the dude got turned on.  He was like, "Wow, you wanna be raped by octopi, and you love serial man-love?!"  Yeah I do! Then I got the spins after like my 8rd cup of patron.  I had like infinity millers before the patron.  I think the McFlurry mixed with all that made me throw up.  Where did I get the McFlurry? Oh yeah KFC. LoL What?

While I was throwing up, my friend James came in the bathroom sayin, "So I heard you like tentacles caressing your anus".  I was laughing as he was trying to initiate a TR-session while I was throwing up.  I brushed my teeth and plopped on the bed and got my face down to rest his head for a second.  James told the dude to come on the bed too.  He did and started, like, ripping open the squid bucket and lubing my heinie (not literally) but he was being a savage.  Then I ran to the bathroom again, then brushed my teeth again cuz I'm tellin you I had some serious spins.  When I came back out is when it went down.

The guy was naked and so was the octopus.  Then they both just started wrapping tentacles around me n' shit.  I was like "Whoa, calm down you fuckin cephalopods!"  Then and there was the first time I had sex with a squid in a long ass time.  Like 2 years.  I was also happy cuz I got some cock (lol).  It's been since March.  That dude should have a tattoo that says "fists guys when drunk" cuz I felt like he stuck his hand up to his elbow in my bucket o' shit.  Luckily he was fresh, and it was all good.  They started acting like savages and shitting on my chest again.  The guy was holding me down and shitting on me like he was restraining prisoners at Abu Ghraib and all I was thinking was WTF.  Then the dude, I'll tell you this much: his head plumbed my depth all right.  He said mine was too green, which I already knew.  I was done and just wanted to drink more, but I took a shower first.  When I got out, they were having some XXXhardcore TR-sex.  I'm like, wow.  I'm not really kinky with less than 4 guys in the picture.  I had like five more beers and a shot of patron.  Went on his lap, and then went to sleep which made me hard because there were squid parts in my bed.  But yeah, WHO ELSE HERE HAS HAD TENTACLE SEX? GUY GUY SQUID, SQUID GUY GIRL, GIRL SQUID GUY, SQUID GUY SQUID, SQUID SQUID SQUID???

Amanda's story, now in a more "Eddo" style of type:

Maaan, let me tell you about Sunday night....or should I say Monday morning?  Well whatever it was it was pretty funny/awesome.  I was bored all day, and decided to call my friend James. He came and met my BFF Tony Rhee.  We talked for a little bit, but then James said he was getting a hotel and a bunch of liquor.  He invited my friend and I to stay.  My friend couldn't stay away, so we went with James and I nearly came.  Earlier before he came and I called him "snookum."  He told me he was with his good friend.  He calls him his cuz (on account of he's his cousin).  He told me about tentacles one other time we stayed at a hotel. 

The first time was a disaster.  I was with my friend Jon and him.  James and I were so drunk laying in the same bed, fingering each others' cornholes.  My friend got upset and jealous, and drove to the supermarket (a 45 minutes ride drunk as all hell) to buy a squid for some real fun.  I didn't wanna stay with him all night by myself so we drove to a closersupermarket and bought some octopus.  I had a sucker-mark on my neck and don't remember what gave it to me.  The first time was slimy and there were many tentacles, so I'll just talk about the second time.  After my friend went home, we drove and stopped at his friend/cuz' house.  Then we got a 12 pack, a 6 pack, and a 24 pack of miller High Life, and a bottle of Patron silver.  Then went to Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Then to the hotel that smelled like cleft asshole so bad.  We had to inhale deeply and and cream each others' dutch ovens.

We came back, ate, started drinking, and then his friend (whom looked pretty good, and I made sure I told him about that) took a shower.  I don't know why.  He didn't invite us and there were no tentacles to creep into his pert rump or anything, just fuckin bar soap.  ORLY?  But anyways, then we got changed and opened the patron.  I was already buzzed and horny from the tentacles.  The guy (I forget his name) was on James' lap writing TRP (tentacle rape porn) to someone he met online.  Sounded hot to me.  He kept asking us odd tentacle questions and shit questions, and I could see by his manhood that he was getting turned on.  A commercial came on and said "SHOKUSHU GOUKAN!"  I was like, "Oh my god, I love that!!!" then the dude got turned on.  He was like, "Wow, you wanna be raped by octopi, and you love serial man-love?!"  Yeah I do! Then I got the spins after like my 8rd cup of patron.  I had like infinity millers before the patron.  I think the McFlurry mixed with all that made me throw up.  Where did I get the McFlurry? Oh yeah KFC. LoL What?

While I was throwing up, my friend James came in the bathroom sayin, "So I heard you like tentacles caressing your anus".  I was laughing as he was trying to initiate a TR-session while I was throwing up.  I brushed my teeth and plopped on the bed and got my face down to rest his head for a second.  James told the dude to come on the bed too.  He did and started, like, ripping open the squid bucket and lubing my heinie (not literally) but he was being a savage.  Then I ran to the bathroom again, then brushed my teeth again cuz I'm tellin you I had some serious spins.  When I came back out is when it went down.

The guy was naked and so was the octopus.  Then they both just started wrapping tentacles around me n' shit.  I was like "Whoa, calm down you fuckin cephalopods!"  Then and there was the first time I had sex with a squid in a long ass time.  Like 2 years.  I was also happy cuz I got some cock (lol).  It's been since March.  That dude should have a tattoo that says "fists guys when drunk" cuz I felt like he stuck his hand up to his elbow in my bucket o' shit.  Luckily he was fresh, and it was all good.  They started acting like savages and shitting on my chest again.  The guy was holding me down and shitting on me like he was restraining prisoners at Abu Ghraib and all I was thinking was WTF.  Then the dude, I'll tell you this much: his head plumbed my depth all right.  He said mine was too green, which I already knew.  I was done and just wanted to drink more, but I took a shower first.  When I got out, they were having some XXXhardcore TR-sex.  I'm like, wow.  I'm not really kinky with less than 4 guys in the picture.  I had like five more beers and a shot of patron.  Went on his lap, and then went to sleep which made me hard because there were squid parts in my bed.  But yeah, WHO ELSE HERE HAS HAD TENTACLE SEX? GUY GUY SQUID, SQUID GUY GIRL, GIRL SQUID GUY, SQUID GUY SQUID, SQUID SQUID SQUID???

           
LMFAO so you have a fucking tentacle fetish. I'm guessing you had a 3some with faggots squidward and patrick.

*golf clap*

I have not had a threesome.

*sigh* My life is tough. Si is your fiance game? She's hot.

Sorry I'm such a pervert.

But you honest.

LMFAO so you have a fucking tentacle fetish. I'm guessing you had a 3some with faggots squidward and patrick.

you've never known Eddo36.

I'm a gonna try lure Eddo here...

Been there, done that.

I'm with krapsna on this ...
I also did 3 asian chicks at the same time once ...
... Odd thing was, I thought I was only gonna do the one

*shrugs*

Good times, good times ...

I'm with krapsna on this ...
I also did 3 asian chicks at the same time once ...
... Odd thing was, I thought I was only gonna do the one

*shrugs*

Good times, good times ...

Alright, NOW I'm jealous.

3-somes are easy, and so are groups ...

What the fuck is Amanda doing here?  Her only answer was "I was really high".
Nicke and Amanada Karate CHOP!!

...useful for chicks who like to put on a show.

do you like to put on a show?

kinda. i sorta forget i'm putting on a show, though.

I have not had a threesome.

*sigh* My life is tough. Si is your fiance game? She's hot.

Sorry I'm such a pervert.

She is, actually.

tricky's world tour!

Yeah, at least they won't ever run across each other in the same city ever ...

Ever?

Well, as a normal run of course; no ...

siko lives on an island the size of a football field!!!
they're bound to run into one another!

... in normal course of life

siko lives on an island the size of a football field!!!
they're bound to run into one another!

With trick being a vamp; only if siko's misses goes out at night.

What the fuck is Amanda doing here?  Her only answer was "I was really high".
Nicke and Amanada Karate CHOP!!

i smoked like 3 blunts of kush with the chick making the video. i ate a whole bunch and then passed out

She is, actually.

*fans self*

Oh lawdy!

w3rd