i'm curious: just how many times is it possible to laugh your fucking ass off?
sexual disaster from '03: me, on my knees on the couch, hands supporting my weight on the arm of the couch, facing over the side. boyfriend fucking me from behind, and suddenly he slams into me so hard i lose my grip and topple over the arm of the couch, onto the delightfully hard and cold tiled floor. as i hit, one of my knees knocks into my face, and i end up with a black eye. goddamn spider legs.