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Jane Doe: dave do you like anal?
Jane Doe: i mean, receiving?
Dave Thrash: never have, but I'm young
Jane Doe: haha
Dave Thrash: well, you never know; i may go to prison one day ...
Dave Thrash: I won't be as bad off as baggie, but still ...
Jane Doe: hahaha


Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition(Read 5541 times)
Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition on: May 08, 2009, 08:53:54 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 09:00:47 PM
If he doesn't call me Princess Toadstool no deal.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 09:06:30 PM
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If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

that made my day
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 09:34:38 PM
That was fucking great! And it could be fun... hmmm



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 09:45:04 PM
BRILLIANT
A+++++ WOULD RECOMMEND




Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 10:12:03 PM
hmm. It doent mention anything about using cheats. Okay, there was the faking orgams part, but thats not real cheating.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 10:14:03 PM
BRILLIANT
A+++++ WOULD RECOMMEND
you can't play super mario brothers.
you just want to get spanked a lot.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 10:14:58 PM
Yeah.. what if I use Game Genie??



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 10:16:51 PM
woah.  blast from the past.

these seem to be the most useful, in this situation:
OZTLLX + AATLGZ + SZLIVO        Always stay big
SXIOPO          Infinite lives for both players
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 10:29:11 PM
AATOZE          Start players 1 & 2 with 9 lives                   MEOW!!!!!



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 10:49:56 PM
upupdowndownleftrightleftrightBAselectstart
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 02:00:04 AM
contra ruled.

i believe you could also repeat the "BA" part twice, with the same results. of course, it wasn't neccessary, but the fact that it worked is.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 02:07:50 AM
I used that code on Life Force as much as I did Contra.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 02:10:47 AM
i'm not familiar with life force. que es?



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #14 on: May 09, 2009, 02:12:48 AM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #15 on: May 09, 2009, 02:24:02 AM
there's something about that old skool NES sound...



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #16 on: May 09, 2009, 02:31:35 AM
I remember it was the greatest feeling in the world when me and my buddy growing up beat Life Force and Contra without extra life cheats.  Looking back on it now it was probably the best I've ever been at video games -- when I was 8 years old.  At some point in game development the philosophy changed from "this should destroy your soul" to "everyone who plays this game should be able to beat it and have flowers and rainbows and candy".  If you try to load up either of those games today on an emulator and play them, holy motherfucking christ, they are 100x more difficult than any kind of equivalent game released today. 
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #17 on: May 09, 2009, 02:36:21 AM
Games were way harder.  I suck at them today as much as I did before.  It was nice to have a challenge, but I'm not complaining about buying a game and not being able to get through the first level.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #18 on: May 09, 2009, 02:49:25 AM
Oh. Spanking. I know nothing about this activity.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #19 on: May 09, 2009, 03:32:09 AM
I spank on request.  I like to leave red marks.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #20 on: May 09, 2009, 03:36:37 AM
Meee tooo!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #21 on: May 09, 2009, 10:34:47 AM
contra ruled.
on the Xbox 360 Live Arcade, there are a number of Contra remakes, for all of the versions.  They are HARD.
Like yours.  Only different.



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Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #23 on: May 10, 2009, 09:42:21 AM
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you can't play super mario brothers.
you just want to get spanked a lot.

Clearly you don't know my EXTREME love of NES



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #24 on: May 10, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
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you can't play super mario brothers.
you just want to get spanked a lot.

Clearly you don't know my EXTREME love of NES
...and spanking.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #25 on: May 10, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Did you click the link I posted, Eitje?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #26 on: May 10, 2009, 01:48:56 PM
Did you click the link I posted, Eitje?
I did!
But it was something about unicorns on ESPN, and it didn't work any more when I tried it.
I have to wonder, the types of people that FIND this stuff.  Someone reading Javascript on ESPN.com?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #27 on: May 10, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #28 on: May 10, 2009, 02:01:53 PM
my ears bled, listening to that song.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Ultimate CL Post: Super Mario Edition Reply #29 on: May 10, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Yeah but you gotta love the sense of humour whoever put that shit on espn.com has.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.