yeah I know. What was it Homer said? You just can't insult this guy.  Call him a moron and he just stares at you all moronally.

it rolls off me like water off a duck


and on top of that, i've been called it all, ate it all, and had most of it smeared all over me at one point in time.



but go ahead.  try it.

it wont work

That was entirely my point.

it's still a bit early

and i'm still a lot hungover

"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife.

psch.

How smart can a guy named after peanut butter be?

Do you prefer your shit creamy, or chunky?

does he have a pre-nup ?

"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife.

psch.

How smart can a guy named after peanut butter be?

Do you prefer your shit creamy, or chunky?

chunky

has to be chunky.... peanuts, corn, I don't care.... even hard pellets of poop mixed in with some wetter, not quite diarrhea......


now that I'm hungry, I gotta go drop one for lunch

Toldja he belonged here.

does he have a pre-nup ?

no

but I do have  3/4 inch heavy duty logging chain around her ankle, and padlocked to the basement floor



this way, there is no need for a pre-nup....

Toldja he belonged here.

I want a different name tho, eventually I'll stop being pissed at skip and get bored with that.




am I seeing I can change my display name?

I can tell that C is not going to love this guy given his avatar....

now that I'm hungry, I gotta go drop one for lunch

So, when you're grumpy, people should say to you "Who put cherios in your bowl of shit this morning?!?"

Toldja he belonged here.

am I seeing I can change my display name?

Yes, you can has cheezburger...

i have got to see this hot wife.

he's full of shit, he doesn't even have a wife

I can't explain it.  I could post a pic of her, but you all know she is fucking hot as hell.



and besides, I don't have any that she isn't naked in, and I certainly can't share those, now can I?



over 12 gigs of wife pr0n

one lucky fat fucking slob indeed

i've never seen your wife, you mistrustful prick.

tits or GTFO. All of you

I knew a big huge fat guy with a hot wife. His name was Harry, and she was always completely fucked up on whatever she could get her hands on, and all of his friends were fucking her behind his back. What a mess. She got caught once and then claimed it was rape but wouldn't press charges. The fact that he didn't go to the cops about it tells the whole story about how he knew everybody was nailing her.

He was friends with another big fat guy, and the two big fat guys used to argue about who was going to die of a heart attack first (while they were sniffing coke). They decided that since Troy did more drugs than Harry, he'd have the first heart attack but survive it because he wasn't as fat as Harry. Harry would have the second heart attack but die first because he was like 500 lbs.

A couple years passed and Troy died of an OD. A year after that Harry's family found him dead on the couch of a heart attack. I don't know what happened to his hot wife, either she found somebody else to take care of her and put up with her shit or she had to wake the fuck up and start taking care of her kids.

By the way, why the fuck would you want 12GB of porn of your own wife?

where is this 12gb of porn?

I knew a big huge fat guy with a hot wife. His name was Harry, and she was always completely fucked up on whatever she could get her hands on, and all of his friends were fucking her behind his back. What a mess. She got caught once and then claimed it was rape but wouldn't press charges. The fact that he didn't go to the cops about it tells the whole story about how he knew everybody was nailing her.

He was friends with another big fat guy, and the two big fat guys used to argue about who was going to die of a heart attack first (while they were sniffing coke). They decided that since Troy did more drugs than Harry, he'd have the first heart attack but survive it because he wasn't as fat as Harry. Harry would have the second heart attack but die first because he was like 500 lbs.

A couple years passed and Troy died of an OD. A year after that Harry's family found him dead on the couch of a heart attack. I don't know what happened to his hot wife, either she found somebody else to take care of her and put up with her shit or she had to wake the fuck up and start taking care of her kids.

By the way, why the fuck would you want 12GB of porn of your own wife?

You just wouldn't believe some of the shit she does......






..... it's hard for me to believe it too, so I record it.  Problem is, my fat hairy ass makes regular appearances, and that's what I usually end up jackin to..... she's shit compared to me 

I got a girl that drinks my pee, does ass to mouth, and likes to be smacked around. She wants to video tape it but I thinks it's a set up so I said no way.

gross.

i mean, maybe i could get on board with the ATM, but only after some serious fasting and like ten enemas. slap me around, that's great. heck, i don't even mind a stray punch or a belt every once in a while. but if anyone tried to piss in my mouth i would have to choke a bitch.

OK, sorry, but ....
Post the cunt or GTFO, "Skip" ...
PS: "Skip" is a faggy name ...

tits or GTFO. All of you

my name isn't skip


so just suck on that for awhile....

It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.

It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.

you can tell all  you want, but good luck getting me to listen

It's skip untill we tell you otherwise.

hahaha... fixed!

~chuckle

I just shaved my pubes...
danzig

I just shaved my pubes...
danzig

pffft, I need to change that


that was days ago, and I'm all stubbly again

so is the wife.  I tried eating her out last night and it felt like 40 grit sandpaper

so, is your next name gonna be Dr. Craven Moorehead?