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Quote from: Emperor Reagan
The guy and I were having a conversation about Baltimore and he was trying to sell me his cd, then tricky ran up and punched him in the mouth and yelled "nigger!".


I'm a drunk(Read 12317 times)
I'm a drunk on: April 11, 2009, 08:24:55 PM
and I'm pround of it


and I'm also so close to being a Nazi it makes me wiener hard





















/thread
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 08:26:28 PM
wow? :-\
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 08:28:12 PM
and I'm pround of it


and I'm also so close to being a Nazi it makes me wiener hard


/thread

You are  fraud. Face Eater.
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
absolutely not!!!!


way better than that fuckin poser  ::)
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
Skip would never say weiner hard. He's an Ozzer, after all. He'd say "Crackin' a fat".

Show yourself, fraud.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 08:34:52 PM
you know what skip does?


have you ever seen my cock?

well, picture it, and picture RT sucking on it ok?

next, imagine TGK giving me a reacharound......


he is quite good you know....


he knows just where to stick his finger, and just how to wiggle it
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 08:35:50 PM
So... if I had a major bowel movement, right now, what would you do with it?
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 08:41:34 PM
oh, there are so many different things I could think of to do with it


but I think I'd flush it, for the sake of this argument
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 08:43:57 PM
Not even 24 hours and I missed your vile ass...
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 08:45:03 PM
of course.

no one can survive without my infectious waste spewed on them....


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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
Who are all these bagmen?



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
Cool by me. So long as everyone belongs.



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 09:27:26 PM
"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.


Oh, fuck, and she is so hot too.  But she is pissed at me because all I do is sit on the computer, which is far from true,   ::)


but you know that ass, you know the one, you're all like, "holy fuck, that is the most perfect ass ever."

thats her ass

isn't it funny how the fat fucking drunk slobs get the hottest bitches?











I was so fucked up and thinkin about her, I tripped over the dogs tail and fell the whole way down the basement steps, bouncing off of each one.......


fuck will I be sore tomorrow....
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 09:31:07 PM
Danzy, let this be a lesson to you. Emulate this man. With the possible exception of his fantasies of transgenderment, and maybe his twice daily poop showers, he's the luckiest man alive. Fat losers DO go places.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #15 on: April 11, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
I can't explain it.  I could post a pic of her, but you all know she is fucking hot as hell.



and besides, I don't have any that she isn't naked in, and I certainly can't share those, now can I?



over 12 gigs of wife pr0n

one lucky fat fucking slob indeed
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #16 on: April 12, 2009, 03:33:09 AM
Skip would never say weiner hard. He's an Ozzer, after all. He'd say "Crackin' a fat".

Show yourself, fraud.

Fuckin' skips. They aint good for nuthin', cept drinking beer and fucking sheep.



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #17 on: April 12, 2009, 04:34:43 AM
w3rd
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #18 on: April 12, 2009, 04:50:29 AM
Kiwi's either.



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #19 on: April 12, 2009, 05:07:25 AM
cunt
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #20 on: April 12, 2009, 06:37:27 AM
i have got to see this hot wife.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #21 on: April 12, 2009, 09:22:49 AM



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #22 on: April 12, 2009, 09:23:42 AM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #23 on: April 12, 2009, 09:30:29 AM
He posted a 2am stoned out of his mind pic of her for about 4 minutes once. No one thought to save it.

But legend has it, she's legendary...
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #24 on: April 12, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
2 options:
1-post it here for us to drool on
2-ascii art version



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #25 on: April 12, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
He's a fat stoner who plays with his own shit and dreams of sexual reassignment surgery. It's amazing to me that ANY woman wants to be with him. Leave it there.
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #26 on: April 12, 2009, 09:49:28 AM
ooooo yea


I could do an ascii pic of her......



i need time to create tho
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Re: I'm a drunk Reply #27 on: April 12, 2009, 09:50:19 AM
Why doesn't EVERY girl here give us ASCII nakey pics?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #28 on: April 12, 2009, 09:53:31 AM
plays with his own shit and dreams of sexual reassignment surgery.

...

I'm at a loss.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I'm a drunk Reply #29 on: April 12, 2009, 10:15:39 AM
yeah I know. What was it Homer said? You just can't insult this guy.  Call him a moron and he just stares at you all moronally.
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