Not that krapsna's masturbating or anything ...









EDIT: I remembered the actual title; sorry for the misunderstanding ...

We know Bagman's girl doesn't.

At least not with him.

I think she does, just not in the way he phrased it, you know, with his lovestick.

Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.

Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.

i think that only works if you cast a level three charm spell first.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

I'll take pics of that as well as your "sanitary aids" ...

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

you forgot all the menstruating.

Yeah, I ate that bloody cunt like a champ! It looked like I just smeared strawberry jam all over my face (complete with chunks!).

Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

PLEASE STOP.

Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

How did you know??? It's almost like you were there or something... oh wait you were!

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!

True, but I prefer amphetamine induced anorexia over nasty cunt talk induced bulimia.

Who is this krapsna?

Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...

Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...

Haha.  No shit.

I have SOOOOOOO missed you guys...

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

Hahaha.  Any girl who can make me laugh like that, deserves a crack at my cock.

Here's your second chance.

Or just with the strapon.

I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

You must have found her G spot...

Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.

Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.

Ahhaha SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR.

Oh man. SHUTUPSHUTUP, I like you. If you ever want to get a ride on my "lovestick", let me know.

Shutupshutup you hurt my feelings! Luckily, being treated like trash turns me on. If you ever want to "lovestick" me full-force, let me know.

Back off! I saw SHUTUPSHUTUP first. Unless... lovestick threeway?! OMG!

Party train!! If we get a few more involved we could form a lovestick loop like the sodomites in Circle 7 or these "fruitless" Drosophila:



Hells yeah. Let's think of the angles. I think we'd need at least 5 to go all the way around. It seems to be working for the fruitflies. So beside tricky, shutup, and me we need just two more. Bids are open but I'm reserving equal veto power to all (of the 3 of us) on a pro rata lovestick basis.

I like where you are going with this. Note that the fly off by itself represents bagman in this scenario.

hahahahahaha

Sorry, Kyle; that was funny ...

Agreed. That was pretty good.

\/\/3|2|). '/()

dear shut up shut up -

if youre going to steal my alter, please use it properly. shutupshutup only says "Shut up!" or "!!!!"

Thanks

What would you expect of someone so... suave.

I can't believe what a douchebag Kyle has turned out to be.

So beside tricky, shutup, and me we need just two more. Bids are open but I'm reserving equal veto power to all (of the 3 of us) on a pro rata lovestick basis.

On the one hand, someone gets to have sex with tricky.  On the other hand, that same someone has to have a dick in his ass.

Tough choice.

Not at all!

Zoomie, are you in?? 

Let's discuss it over a drink. You're buying.

Oooo, she gets to be the man ...

She's already giving ShutupShutup a ride on her lovestick...

Oooo, she gets to be the man ...

Finally...

Dude, I'm about to sticky this fucking topic ....

Meanwhile, to quote Katie:

We can't let anal sex talk die on LG

To bump this thread, I offer this FML:

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

Again, Dmoth's been busy ...

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

FML?? That girl sounds llike no fun at all.

I can't imagine why you have problems getting dates.

No comment.

So you'd really like to fuck a man in the ass, cause I'd bet d a n z i g is down with that.

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

FML?? That girl sounds llike no fun at all.

No, she's saying she'd DO IT, man ....
You in?

No shit sherlock.  That's what the quote-to-agree post was for.  I'd totally let T r i c k y pound my ass. 

*Edit: bwa ha ha, Billy Corgan.

I would probably let either of them at it.

Either of them, or with you?

aw, hell, let's go all out. me, billy corgan, brook, and dylan. it can be a crazy foursome.

MPEGS OR GTFO!

aw, hell, let's go all out. me, billy corgan, brook, and dylan. it can be a crazy foursome.

I'm in!

aw, hell, let's go all out. me, billy corgan, brook, and dylan. it can be a crazy foursome.

I'm in!

sweet. i'm gonna go out on a limb and say dyl's in, too. now to just make contact with the fourth member...

Depending upon where this going, with a SLIGHT modification, I'll substitute ....

Quite interesting...

Ain't it the truth..

Yes ....
Yes, it is!

Fuck..
Fuck yes!

... behind a dumpster, even!

Are you asking me out again?

I never retracted from the last 10x we were supposed to make your anus dam-near bloody and wrecked ...

OMG you know how to make me horny... *checks her schedule*

Pencil me in, you fucking teasy cunt!

O Baby, I'll pencil you in anywhere

Get to it ...

Yes sir...

I don't hear scribblin' and I don't see anything on my calendar!

*Checking work schedules and orbitz*

You assume correctly, madam.

It's only fair.  If you go balls deep in a girl's ass, she's allowed to at least go in yours with a finger or two.  If she has something bigger laying around all bets are off.

i like pitching more than catching, but catching is okay.

That pic should say "All boys like it in the ass, some just don't know it yet."

As Peaches says, an ass is an ass.

I like a little anal sometimes


I use both of these, actually....






at the same time

i like pitching more than catching, but catching is okay.

Give it to me, baby.

That pic should say "All boys like it in the ass, some just don't know it yet."

I believe that to be true. A lil p-spot massage and they're hooked.

totally true. and the massage is pretty enthralling when they're about to blow a load.

totally true. and the massage is pretty enthralling when they're about to blow a load.

Road Trip - That Was Awesome!!!

it's really neat, actually, the way it tenses up and stuff. i highly recommend it.

Yeah, the last guy I performed this on had the whole body orgasm experience. Went on for quite awhile too.

pretty fucking badass. way to get really really involved.

for the right lady, sure

i really missed your high five smileys, fitz.

i had to bookmark it again on this computer.  i just never got around to it earlier before it was mentioned.  but now,
is back full time

you need a p-tickle?

that sounds fun
i don't know what it is though, but sure

excellent.

i'm excited...

i have mad skills. seriously.  you're in safe hands.

I think I could go for a full-body orgasm ...
It sure looks like fun when Cytheria has one ...

So, what'd you find on Orbiz?

I think I could go for a full-body orgasm ...
It sure looks like fun when Cytheria has one ...

So, what'd you find on Orbiz?

<3 Cytheria

We agree ...
I'd KILL to have the orgasms she does, man ...

KILL!

i saw on a program that pigs' orgasms last half an hour.

Old knowledge ...
Working with just being human ...

We agree ...
I'd KILL to have the orgasms she does, man ...

KILL!

weell, you can probably go jerk off some pigs...

Old knowledge ...
Working with just being human ...

We agree ...
I'd KILL to have the orgasms she does, man ...

KILL!

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